For the dragons, 80% of the diseases will be defeated by their thick skin and super resistance, and the remaining 20%, there is a three-quarter chance that they will survive. After healing, only the last five percent of the rare probability is left, and it is necessary to see a doctor.
Therefore, the dragons did not attach the same importance to medical work as humans.
Their hospital is built on a bare and remote mountain, and the doctor is a fixed ten-headed dragon, unchanged for hundreds of years.
These Dr. Long have no medical ethics, nor are they dedicated to their profession. They often sleep at home and count gold.
As for the sick dragon who came to seek medical treatment...
As the saying goes, the dead dragon is called the sick dragon, and the dead dragon is the dead dragon.
Dead dragons don't need a doctor.
Therefore, it is a matter of luck that the dragon sees a doctor.
On that day, Mickey was lucky to catch up with Dr. Long to pay wages. This was the day with the most Dr. Long in the hospital.
Mickey was able to register successfully.
Moreover, due to Long Shao who came to see the doctor, he only waited a few minutes to enter the consultation room.
In the consultation room, there is a beautiful water dragon with aqua blue scales.
Unlike the fire dragon, which is so gorgeous that it seems to be burning, the scales of the water dragon have a sparkling and beautiful texture under the sunlight.
But unfortunately, in Sammy's eyes, the color of the water dragon is foggy, like a haze blue.
He didn't react for a while, and whispered to Mickey and joked: "This guy is very fashionable, fashionable color."
Mickey: "Uh, that's a female dragon."
Sammy: "… "
Mickey: "Can't you tell the difference between male and female dragons?"
Sammy: "Haha... how can it be? It's clear, it's clear."
Mikey: "Then am I male or female?"
Sammy: "Fuck, what do you mean? You're actually a female dragon?"
Mikey: "…"
Mickey: "You just can't tell the difference between male and female dragons."
Sammy smiled awkwardly.
In fact, as soon as the words came out, he knew that he was wrong. After all, if Mickey was a female dragon, he would not have to see the doctor.
At this time, the beautiful water dragon girl in the consultation room was already impatient.
She didn't have the patience to watch Bielong fall in love, so she slapped her big paw on the ground and shouted loudly, "Who of you is sick? What kind of sickness are you looking for?"
Mikey is embarrassed.
He didn't expect to meet a female dragon doctor and tell the opposite sex what he couldn't do, even if it was a dragon, it would be very shameful.
Sammy is really good at this time.
He immediately took the initiative to play the role of a good boyfriend who cheers and cheers, shouting in an optimistic and positive tone next to him: "Go on, Mickey! Tell her what you are here for! Be bold, there is nothing to be shy about! You It's a patient, a sick dragon, this is a normal consultation, there's nothing wrong with it! Once cured, you're a good dragon again!"
So, Mickey blushed, and finally whispered about his symptoms.
Dr. Shuilong slowly showed a confused expression and repeated: "You said that you were about two hundred years old and found a human partner, and then, when you were with a human partner, you found that you couldn't do it?"
Mikey nodded in shame.
Doctor Shuilong asked blankly, "Do you know that you will not be considered an adult until you are more than 400 years old and officially receive the complete inheritance of the Dragon Clan?"
Mickey nodded and added embarrassedly, "I know, but I heard from friends before that it's okay to not be an official adult... that's okay."
Dr. Shuilong continued to ask blankly, "How old is that friend of yours?"
Mickey recalled for a moment: "A little older than me, more than three hundred and sixty years old."
Doctor Shuilong snorted twice, and smashed a boulder with his tail.
She growled: "Boy, are you kidding me? Get out!"
Mickey and Sammy were stunned: "What do you mean? Are you not going to treat the disease?"
Dr. Shuilong said: "I can't cure it, you..."
Don't wait for him to finish...
Mikey was horrified.
It's over, it's over, it's over now!
He felt that something was wrong and panicked. He didn't dare to look at Sammy. He raised his two big claws and hugged his head.
Doctor Water Dragon: "..."
What a playful dragon this is!
Still terminally ill!
Why are you acting like this on yourself
Dr. Shui Long was almost infuriated.
This incident later became a classic case of the Dragon Clan every time they promoted a physiology education course: "There used to be a fire dragon, and his parents didn't educate him well. He wanted to have sex with his lover when he was only two hundred years old. Say you can’t…”
Mickey Dragon has been famous for eternity since then.
Not to mention for now.
At the time, Dr. Shui Long really thought they were here to cause trouble.
So, one person and one dragon were kicked out of the hospital.
Later, they were unwilling to give up and wandered around the hospital foolishly...
Dr. Dixinglong took care of Sami as a human, and kindly explained it to him: "You human beings are almost eighteen years old, right? But if you are not eighteen years old, sixteen or seventeen years old are also capable, right? But , Have you ever thought about it, when you were eight or nine years old?"
The kind-hearted dragon also explained in detail the age conversion between humans and dragons.
That is to say, the adult dragons are about 400 years old (two or three years in advance, or two or three years after the mistake, it mainly depends on the physical development and acceptance of inheritance). And the friend who was about 360 years old in Mickey's mouth was equivalent to a human being capable of 16 years old, and Mickey who was only about 200 years old... Well, equivalent to eight or nine years old of a human.
Sammy: "… "
Mikey: "…"
Then, the underage fire dragon tried to cheat: "Uh, two hundred years old is two hundred years old. What does it have to do with humans? Why do you need to convert? Eight or nine years old, dragons don't recognize it."
But Sammy will never be able to forget this moment of 'stupefied' mood.
In the past, I only knew that the Mai Qilong was not yet an adult, and the age was not big in the dragon.
But I never imagined that he was actually a baby!
This, this is so desperate for human beings!
A nine-year-old boyfriend? !
Sammy really knelt.
Ren's mentality is super strong and his ability to accept is super strong, and he is also hit by such a strange fact.
On the way back from the hospital...
It was surprisingly quiet between one person and one dragon.
Michaelon didn't know what to say.
In fact, in his view, the matter has been resolved. It's not a terminal illness, it's not impossible, it's just that the development time has not come, so just wait slowly, don't worry anymore, everything is perfect.
Perfect
If Sammy knew that Mickey actually thought so, he would definitely draw out the dragon-slaying sword and slash the dragon seventeen or eight times: A perfect P! You stupid dragon is only fucking nine years old, what the hell are you talking about in love! Beg for that marriage? This is absolutely cheating! cheat marriage! Do you know about cheating marriage pits
Go back to the dragon's volcano.
Sammy was sullen, completely ignoring the dragon.
Mickey was terrified of losing his human.
But seeing the human being so angry, he didn't dare to go up.
"Leave me alone," Sammy said.
Mai Qilong had no choice but to fly out depressed, and flew to the crater in a bored way. First, he found a place to pee, then rolled in the lava, and then took out the rabbit he just caught and gnawed.
But just after taking two bites, a loud roar came from behind: "Mickey, you idiot!"
Daddy Long Harris flew over aggressively, furious: "You fucking pee in Lao Tzu's house, use Lao Tzu's bath water, and dare to eat furry rabbits in Lao Tzu's bathroom!"
He is really a father!
It's such a little thing, it's all about worrying about it!
Back home!
It's just finding fault!
An entire volcano is his.
Then no matter where you pee in the mountains, it can be counted as his home, right
What about the shedding rabbit
Falling into the magma, isn't it all melted
But Father Long was unreasonable, and Mickey couldn't beat him.
The underage little fire dragon had to fly up and escape in a hurry.
Harris chased for a while, but didn't catch up.
But he was cunning and cunning. He turned his head and ran to Sammy, yelling at the entrance of the cave, "Human, get out! You are in love with that idiot Mickey, and you are not a goddamn good thing!"
Mikey was in a hurry.
He waved his wings and flew back immediately: "Don't hurt Sammy, come at me if you can!"
At this time, Sammy also rushed out from the cave with the Dragon Slayer Sword.
He angrily poked the old fire dragon's toes with his sword: "Don't say that about Mickey! Mickey is still a baby, come to me if you have the ability!"
Harris satisfied them both.
Unbiased and very fair to drive out one person and one dragon!