(1) Worrying family members
Mickey didn't think there was anything wrong with his relationship with Sammy.
But in reality, Sammy's parents and brothers were worried about him.
Sammy's mother: "When Sammy was eleven years old, he ran away from home carrying a bag and slaughtering dragons."
Sammy's father: "Sami insisted that he was a dragon slayer for more than 20 years."
Big Brother Duke: "Sami asked me not long ago to help someone buy ten times the concentrated anesthetic."
The second brother Dunbar: "Sami asked me a few days ago if there was a place to make iron chains, and he was going to tie the dragon."
All the family members were worried: "Oh my God! Will Sammy pretend to fall in love with the dragon, but in fact, the real purpose is to kill the dragon?"
Michaelon: "Please listen to me explain."
Sammy raised the great dragon slaying sword.
Mai Qilong: "Although I don't want to show off, but the Sami people are super nice, I like Sami very much! Long insomnia, he buys sleeping pills for Long, there are too many gems that Long saves and there is no place to put them, so he wears them with iron chains. For a dragon necklace, Sammy is the best human being in the world."
Sammy raised the great dragon slaying sword.
Sammy used his great sword to peel an apple for the Microron.
(2) Bad Dragon Father
Daddy Harris.
A selfish dragon who only wants to spend a lifetime with gold and silver jewelry, and who does not recognize his six relatives.
When Mickey lost his mother at a young age, he disregarded the affection between his father and son, and drove Mickey out of the house, while occupying the entire inheritance of Mickey's mother.
In the follow-up, Mickey had a human lover, he reappeared, and once again took advantage of the situation to completely control Mickey's mother's inheritance, thus becoming the richest man in the dragon family and the winner of the dragon.
But when you come out, you always have to pay it back.
One year, Mai Qilong brought his lover Sammy back to Zawgen to settle down. With the idea of 'it's better to be skilled than to live', he chose to live next door to Long's father. Long's peaceful life was completely broken.
The two males kiss me and me together every day, lingering.
What you are my little biscuits, I am your little dessert... Shout out loud!
Are you talking about love
Or do folk songs duet
Daddy Long's eyes and ears are sharp, and he really can't stand this disgust.
He rushed out to beat the mandarin ducks, was madly shot with a high-pressure water gun by the sinister round-faced dwarf for half an hour, and was scolded for three hours by the unfilial son holding a Bluetooth speaker and a microphone, saying that he, as a giant dragon of the new era, did not meet with him. Keep pace with the times, but fear homophobia!
Excuse me!
As a dragon, Father Long doesn't know what Tong is at all.
(3) Unpredictable human beings
In the TV, Mickey dragon pounced on a black-faced lamb, and as soon as he went down, the lamb was bitten to death.
He grinned, his fangs gleaming in the light.
The human screamed: "Oh my God, the dragon is real! I saw the dragon! It's so scary! Like the monster Godzilla, so big, so scary, so scary, I'm going to faint."
Mikkelon deftly transforms back into a perfect human form.
He picked up a toothpaste, gestured in front of him handsomely and unrestrainedly, and dedicatedly showed his trademark to the camera: "Using XX has good teeth, clean, fresh and sturdy, it's easy to bite off the sheep's head in one bite. highly recommended!"
The human screamed: "Oh my god, the dragon is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome! If such beauty is not something that humans should have! I love dragons so much, I want to give them dragons, no, I'm going to faint. "
Michaelon: "I'll never know whether human beings love me or are afraid of me."
Sammy: "Don't doubt, I love you."
(4) Alternative legends
Decades later!
Crazy Amway fans: "Do you know Director Sammy? He's amazing, he has directed BlaBlaBlaBla..."
Passers-by who don't know Sami: "Is it fake? Is there such a powerful person? Why haven't I seen any works in recent years?"
The brainless fans hurriedly defended: "Sami is just too busy, he and Mickey went to Claw Root Country a few years ago..."
Passers-by suddenly realized, in awe, with tears in their eyes: "Ah! I know who you are talking about! In order to maintain the peace between humans and the dragon race, the gentleman who came to the Claw Root Country on behalf of humans and married the dragon! It is said that humans and dragons are so peaceful now, all of which are his contributions and sacrifices (Sami: Peace is about us?) Has he also made movies?"
The brain-dead fans are confused: "...you know what we want to discuss is director Sammy, not pro-sami?"
Passersby were excited: "But it's more legendary to be with Sammy, let's discuss Mr. Sammy, who is friendly with the dragon! When will a warrior save Mr. Sammy from the dragon?"
Sammy: "I finally know how the story of the warrior slaying the dragon to save the princess came about."
Mikey smiled: "Hello, princess!"
Sammy also smiled: "You are fine too, Evil Dragon."
The dragon slayer finally becomes a princess.
He and the dragon lived happily together.
It's finally over.
I can go out in peace!