Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Chapter 26: Are you sick!

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Mikey is red!

When Teddy Bear knows he has never been abandoned.

When Teddy Bear hugs the ghostly owner he's been waiting for and ascends to heaven...

When the teddy bear finally revealed the true soul hidden in the body of the doll bear.

It was a dazzling soul that was almost indistinguishable from humans, even more beautiful and radiant than humans.

So, the audience: ! ! !

When Sammy and the writers were discussing the script, there was an argument over whether this scene was necessary.

Sammy thinks this scene is redundant, a teddy bear is a teddy bear, nothing changes!

But Yan Kong's screenwriter's meaning is 'don't waste it when people look so good-looking'.

no!

He certainly couldn't say so directly, but used a very high-sounding excuse:

[In front of God, all things in the world are equal, so when ascending to heaven, both Teddy Bear and Mr. Ghost will reveal the essence of their souls. This will let the audience know that under the seemingly non-human appearance of the teddy bear, in fact, there has always been a hidden soul that is more beautiful than human beings, which is very conducive to the shaping of the character, and reverses the bad image of the blackened teddy bear before. . ]

[And, to go a little deeper (shamelessly), when you sell peripherals, you can sell two kinds—bear and human! ]

[Double money, double happiness! ]

Director Sammy was persuaded by the former reason.

Mainly in terms of character creation, although the teddy bear exists as the final BOSS of the show, it is indeed a beautiful existence in the setting.

Before the blackening, he always maintained loyalty, kindness, bravery, enthusiasm, frankness, clear love and hate, and other beautiful qualities that some human beings may not have, otherwise he would not have been very popular in the previous episodes.

Even in the final blackening, apart from being a little scary, he didn't really do anything to hurt humans, just helplessly trying to keep Aaron, let him not go and stay. All kinds of behavior can be said to be both hateful and pitiful.

That's why.

When he untied the knot in his heart, he was immediately redeemed and ascended to heaven.

So, Sammy reluctantly reached an agreement with the screenwriter and decided to let the teddy bear finally show the charm of the character when he finally exited the scene.

After making this decision, when it comes to the plot of ascending to the sky, I naturally have to take a good picture, and try to take the best picture as much as possible.

There is a saying that goes: A good edit starts with the shot.

In the eyes of many people, editing is a post-production work that needs to be considered after the filming, but in fact, if you want to make a good-looking film, from the first second of filming, the director must consider finishing the filming. The question of how to cut.

Therefore, when Sammy was shooting this scene, he took the trouble to instruct the photographer to go into detail, to shoot all the angles that could be taken, and to prepare as much material as possible for the post-production work.

When it came time for the final cut, they carefully selected the best shot from countless shots.

However, it took so much effort.

This shot actually only appears on the screen for three or four seconds...

After all, teddy bears have souls that are more beautiful than humans, and it makes sense to emerge for a few seconds.

But if you keep taking pictures of the human appearance of teddy bears, in terms of the overall plot, it will be a bit backwards.

But Mai Qilong's appearance is too testable.

Although he is not the most common type of handsome in Hollywood with neatly combed hair, well-dressed and gentle...

But in the camera, the flamboyant red hair, and the tall, tall and intimidating figure set off by the short Mr. Ghost, the taut muscles under the clothes, and the whole body are filled with a kind of wild animal. Some dangerous breaths even look like a mass of flames, burning all the time and radiating heat.

But what's even more amazing is that his eyes are so bright and simple, like a child who has not been polluted by the world, especially when he looks down at Mr. Ghost, his expression is still so innocent.

The shock that this contrast brings to the audience is unparalleled.

People may even be exposed to this type of beauty for the first time, apparently as sexy as a beast, but as innocent as a child.

So, when this scene is short-lived...

Countless viewers were stunned for a moment, and then began to cry out in front of the TV, "Wait a minute, I haven't seen it clearly".

For this reason, they are particularly difficult to understand, and they are particularly unwilling to go to the Internet to specifically ask: [Such a good-looking man, why don't you give him a role that can show his face and release it earlier? Maybe his face can give you a boost in ratings, but you actually let him play a teddy bear who doesn't show his face in the whole drama? Isn't this a waste of resources? ]

Of course, some people disagree.

They decisively helped the crew to refute it, thinking that the character and the actor's temperament were a perfect match.

Other than that.

After analyzing the plot, the audience said: [After watching this drama, I suddenly understand the feeling of going back to find the bear even if Mr. Ghost is dead. ]

The audience expressed a very sincere opinion: [If I have such a handsome teddy bear, don't say I moved or died... Even if my leg is broken, I will crawl back to find him what! Because this bear is so uneasy, its fragile soul can't live without people, and it actually likes to compare with other bears, such as Angora wool, South American alpaca, pearl and gem-eyed, this is so good Can you figure it out? ! ! It is also accepted, you are a bear, more delicate than a woman's heart. By the way, this bear's character is a little more casual! Mr. Ghost is still floating in front of him, he already likes other humans, and he was chasing Aaron before. What kind of broken bear is this, Mr. Ghost is still alive, and he is about to be pissed off? ]

It seemed a little prickly at the end!

But this viewing angle is really amazing.

The replies at the bottom are full of 'hahahaha'.

Some people complained along this angle: [So, the fourth season of "Aaron's Adventures" is ultimately a "Human Bear Love", right? ]

What kind of god is the bear love is over!

Countless people burst out laughing, but they did not forget to reply: [Yes, this is the truth! ]

For a time, the entire film review area was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Later, some people left an exaggerated message on the Internet: [The ascension of the teddy bear is a classic of the whole drama. ]

However, when Sammy saw this message, he was displeased and angry.

It's obviously something I shot by myself, and it's also praised as a classic...

But Sammy is super angry.

With a small round face, he typed hard on the keyboard with great dissatisfaction, and even went to Twitter to speak, tweeting in a tone as if he was educating some ignorant children: [Don't talk nonsense, you can tell the difference What is a classic? You really don't know anything! ! ! ]

Because "The Adventures of Aaron" is the nominal director or director Jones.

And his Twitter was not certified at the beginning, so he was immediately ridiculed by the group as a black fan of the TV series.

- Come, come, give you the microphone, you speak!

- Some people really play B! Others don't understand, okay, okay, you know, you know, you know everything, okay! I really thought I was the director!

Sammy, who is really the director, was so angry that he immediately went up to reason with the fans (tear).

He sent out a close-up picture of the 'eyeball prison', with the word 'classic' enlarged and bolded on it, and then he started citing scriptures, long-winded speeches, and giving these uninformed people from various professional perspectives one by one. The fans of the show analyzed why this scene should be called a classic.

… This is too real, right

The audience who laughed at him didn't expect such a reaction, and they were a little speechless, but from the lines, it could be seen that this was not a black fan, and even less interested in quarreling: [Forget it, we are not in harmony with aesthetics Extraordinary people care about. ]

Just casually said 'classic', they really don't want to argue about such an inexplicable issue.

So, everyone quickly formatted and deleted the 'eyeball prison shot' from their minds, and then went to find clues about the past life of a certain prosperous and beautiful teddy bear. Compared with quarreling with strangers, of course, handsome men are more popular.

When they thought about it, such a handsome actor could not have popped out of the cracks of the stone all of a sudden, there must be some traces of previous life, maybe he also participated in some other activities

Then, as long as you can find the activities he has participated in in the past, you will naturally have beautiful pictures.

Unexpectedly,...

Although a certain dragon did not jump out of the cracks of the stone, as an international friend, it is still a mysterious kingdom, and it is indeed nowhere to be found.

As for Sammy!

He was about to be pissed off by those unsatisfactory fans.

What is aesthetic abnormality

What does it mean not to care about you!

What do a group of people who only know how to look at their faces know! Know what!

In order to defend the true 'classic' in our hearts.

He magically called Director Jones, asked the official to stand for him, and asked the crew to retweet his own Twitter to prove that he was right.

Director Jones didn't surf the Internet very much, so he didn't take it seriously at all, and agreed casually.

Since "The Adventures of Aaron" is not a big production, the staff responsible for managing Twitter are naturally not professionals. They usually post whatever they want, so I don't know what it is doing. Hearing that Director Jones had already agreed, and it was Director Sammy's order, he immediately turned around obediently, and boasted that "it's really good."

The audience was instantly stunned: ... Wait, what's the origin of this person? Can you actually let the crew come to help support it

Out of doubt, they couldn't help but ran to check Sammy.

And Sammy's identity has not been checked at all.

He is upright and upright, and he ran to quarrel with people without any cover up.

Except for a temporary emergency, there is no record of Mr. Ghost who ran to make a cameo without showing his face. He was the first to be discovered by fans of the drama as an 'assistant director'.

But after finding this identity, the audience continued to be stunned: ... What's up with this assistant director

Sammy was at peace now.

Satisfied, he retweeted his own tweet that the crew had just retweeted, and said calmly: [Facts speak louder than words. ]

The audience was completely stunned this time.

They were a little dumbfounded.

I have never seen such an operation!

The assistant director of the crew went off in person, and was torn with the fans, just because the classic scenes approved by the fans were not the ones he approved

But the question is, does anyone really appreciate the kind of shit that 'scares children into crying' that you recognize

Oh, right.

The official Twitter of the crew really reposted and recognized you.

All fans of this show are in a trance.

They finally figured out why the crew let such a handsome man play a faceless teddy bear.

Because—you guys are actually all aesthetic anomalies!

(The rest of the crew is wronged: No, we are not wronged without us.)

Sammy was very proud at this point.

He specially sent out the complete video of a short 'eyeball prison' in the TV series that was in his hard drive, which was treasured and filmed but was too scary to use. He also wrote on Twitter: [The complete clip that has not been deleted, You all come to take a good look at a true classic. ]

It's so annoying!

How can there be such a person

Other crews put the full clips unabridged.

The audience rejoiced: great, thanks to the crew!

The crew released the full uncensored footage.

The audience looked indifferent: Stop it, I don't want to watch it!

But Sammy felt no resistance at all.

He also took a few close-up screenshots of the 'eyeball prison' with great interest, and earnestly put together the nine-square grid, and then sent it out.

Then…

Countless powder drops!

It was originally a little transparent newcomer director, but this time it was even more bleak.

In the end, the number of people who followed him was only about one or two hundred people, excluding relatives and friends, some single-digit true love fans with eccentric hobbies, and a hundred or so zombie fans who didn’t know whether they existed or not. do not have much left.

Fans can be lost, and fans of the show have no way to target him.

After all, how can such a person with official backing be torn apart

Forget it, forget it, ignore him!

Everyone stopped discussing the classic scenes, and studied the handsome man with teddy bears on their own.

They started talking back and forth online about how good-looking, how sexy, and how unforgettable the teddy bear was.

At the same time, Mickey, who was also watching the comments with Sammy, happened to see the compliments from the fans and was very happy.

He went to look in the mirror and thought complacently: "Humans are so coaxing, I haven't even seen my beautiful and gorgeous scales, and I'm so excited just seeing such an ugly human figure."

in order to get more compliments.

The vain little fire dragon who used to show off his beautiful scales in the dragon family changed his way, and learned to register for Twitter and take beautiful selfies without a teacher.

only…

After the enthusiastic fans finally found his new Twitter, they were silent again.

—Fuuuuuuuuck! ! ! ! ! ! my eyes, my eyes! My eyes are fucking blind!

—Who, who can tell me how this photo was taken

- Putting a highlight on your face

- Go crazy! Can you still watch it

- Whoever puts on make-up will make a high-gloss face, crazy!

- This crew is poisonous!

- It really makes sense that things are clustered together.

(The rest of the crew are very aggrieved: No, we are not, we are not wronged without us.)

At this time, the little fire dragon, who is naturally fond of bright sparkles, once again picked up the highlights, like using a big box of talcum powder, and happily patted it on his body! shoot! shoot!

He imagined the future with great anticipation deep in his heart: "When I return to Claw Root, I must buy a box of this highlight. Humans are too smart to invent such a good thing! Put a little on it! It can be bright all day long, the dragon really likes it, and the dragon will smear it on every scale in the future."

[2] Do you want to go home and sell grapes

Thanks to the magical operation of assistant director Sammy and teddy bear actor Mickey.

The crew of "The Adventures of Aaron" was so inexplicably taken on the blame of 'the most bizarre crew of all time'.

Director Jones, who ran the publicity with all the crew members, wanted to defend himself.

But as a person behind the scenes, he obviously has no fighting power when it comes to external public relations.

Reporter: "What do you think of the quarrel between assistant director Sammy and netizens?"

Director Jones (trying to say good things about Sammy): "Sami is a good kid, Sammy wouldn't do it, and if Sammy did it, there must be a reason."

Reporter: "Excuse me, what do you think of the teddy bear actor Mickey's strange makeup on the Internet?"

Director Jones (protective of the actor): "Mickey is probably just having fun, Mickey is a good actor, and if he does something inappropriate, there must be a reason."

Reporter: "What do you think of assistant director Sammy and teddy bear actor Mickey?"

Director Jones (trying to say it better): "They are both very good, they are okay, they are the most dedicated people in the whole crew, even more dedicated than me, if they give people a bad impression, please everyone Don't jump to conclusions, there must be a reason."

After being silent for a few seconds, the reporter went back and wrote this headline:

[They do everything for a reason. By Jones Director]

After watching this interview, all the fans of the show were almost crying with laughter: "What kind of treasure crew are you guys? Hahahaha, I feel like there will be new entertainment every day. And Director Jones, please, don't wash it! It's just getting worse and worse, look at your bottomless speech, isn't it weird enough?"

However, the strange thing is that the more 'weird' the crew behaves, the more enthusiastic the fans seem to be.

When Director Jones led the team to attend a fan meeting, many fans were screaming hysterically, the scene seemed to be watching some superstar, and some young girls actually fought for Mickey's autograph.

Please, that guy has only one face-up scene in the whole drama!

Moreover, not long ago, he did some ridiculous makeup on the Internet, which was scary! What kind of powder are you? Strong fan? Under such devastation, still refuse to take off the powder

But anyway, Mickey is red.

With the help of director Jones, he first went to the Screen Actors Guild to register as a full-time actor, and then signed an economic contract with a female agent named Brenda.

Female agent Brenda is shrewd and capable, unsmiling, and pays attention to efficiency and practicality.

But after she signed this time, the first thing she did was really pleasing—forbid Mickey to use highlights.

Michaelon was not satisfied.

But the stingy and stingy underage fire dragon considers that highlighting is really not very banned (whoever uses that thing to wipe his body should come to the conclusion that it is not banned), so he still needs to save, so he obeys this suggestion.

Brenda breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, while the fans were still paying attention to teddy bears, she immediately contacted several magazines and helped Mickey get on the cover of the magazines in time, so that fans who had long been clamoring for 'beautiful pictures' could understand their lovesickness. suffering.

For a time, Mickey transformed from a teddy bear with a handsome face, and became the cover boy of countless magazines, with infinite scenery.

Moreover, gradually some people tried to hand him scripts and invited him to appear in movies and TV series. Although most of these scripts are not well-known, they still asked him to be a vase in the past, but in a certain way, he has indeed completely broken away from the ranks of amateur part-time actors and has officially merged into the ranks of professional actors.

However, Sammy, who was in the comparison group with him, still had bad luck in his career.

The new script he submitted, that is, the new work of Warriors and Dragons that he worked on a while ago, was killed again.

"Sami." Mr. Norris of the Film and Television Entertainment Department has always admired him very much, and is willing to support him in some unique creations.

But this time, even he couldn't help but reproach: "Why can't you make a practical plan? Let's not talk about whether your plot is attractive, the key is... Do you know how to come up with something like this? How much will my dragon cost?"

Sammy is not happy.

Sammy didn't want to hear either.

Sammy only wanted to slay dragons.

Norris sighed helplessly: "Go back and think about it for yourself. Let's continue filming the fifth season of "The Adventures of Aaron". As for other things, there will be opportunities in the future."

Sammy left glumly.

Although it was a bit cruel to say that, he had indeed lost interest in "The Adventures of Aaron".

"I don't like to be like a dog, chained to a fixed place, repeating the same thing every day..."

He called his second brother, Dunbar, who was close to him, and complained: "In the future, when people see me, they will ask 'Sami, what are you doing lately', and I will say, 'I'm busy shooting adventures'; , people see me and ask 'Sami, what are you doing lately', I can only continue to say 'I'm busy doing adventures'; two years later, people meet me again and ask 'Sami, what have you been doing lately' What are you up to? I said ‘I’m busy doing Adventures’; three years later, people see me and say ‘Sami, what are you up to?’ What more can I say? I’m still filming the hell The adventures of the shit! Brother, I'll be completely stupid like this, the kind of stupid you have to send me to the hospital."

Dunbar thought about it for a long time on the other end of the phone, but he couldn't think of how stupid his brother was now.

So, he cautiously suggested: "Or... why don't you just go back to your hometown to inherit our family's vineyard? Parents must be very happy."

"Go away, why don't you and Duke go back!" Sammy hung up the phone angrily.

Calling the bastard's brother is really a wrong strategy, the problem can't be solved, and it's a complete waste of time.

But it did give him a wake-up call...

If nothing is ever accomplished, I might have to go back to my hometown in despair to sell grapes in the future.

For this point alone, I have to find a way to come up with some results as soon as possible!

At this time, Rosie, the most reliable and enterprising of all his friends, called him: "Sami, I heard that your dragon slaying script was killed again?"

"Are you here to laugh at me?" Sammy was upset.

"Of course not, I just wanted to say, buddy, let's make a copy of it ourselves." Rosie suggested over there: "I'll be the producer, you'll be the director, and we'll make one ourselves."

"You mean, let's shoot dragon slaying together!!!"

Sammy's eyes lit up instantly: "Can you pull in the investment?"

"Cough cough cough..." Rosie coughed almost choking on the other end of the phone.

Then, he said again: "Stop dreaming, I mean create a new book, a new book that has nothing to do with Tulong."

Sammy has no feelings.

Sammy just wanted to slay dragons.

So, Sammy: "Oh, not interested."