Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Chapter 64: You say he is a dragon?

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Sammy got his wish to direct "The Exorcist".

But his challenge has only just begun.

Before that, however, there is one more important thing to be clear.

That's - what the hell happened to my dragon!

To this end, he left Disney in a hurry and drove to the studio of his friend's prop artist who helped make the black dragon model.

As a result, when he finally arrived at the place, he was very surprised to find that a police car was parked outside the studio, and a young guy in a police uniform was taking notes for the props engineer.

"Damn it, I've been robbed!" The prop master was screaming in a brokenhearted voice: "Someone dares to come to my studio to steal things!"

The policeman tried his best to appease him: "Don't worry, you should recall it carefully and see what you have lost."

"A dragon, I lost a dragon..."

The desperate voice of the prop master came out: "A black dragon that I helped my friend make for a long time, you don't know how bad this is! My stupid friend is so picky, how big the diameter of the eyes must be, and the eyelashes must be distinct, Even the black dragon scales are required to be colorful and black. I have paid too much for this dragon! You know what? How many times! I pressed my head into the toilet, and now, I have to do it all over again!"

Uh…

Forget it, don't go in and ask.

For the meager friendship between the two, Sammy stopped in time and didn't plan to go any further.

He really didn't want to run over and introduce himself to the police: 'Hello, brother, I'm the picky idiot he said. '

But this fact is so strange!

Sammy was at home and replayed the demo more than ten times. The ten-minute clip that was shot before should have ended when the black dragon appeared and enveloped the whole city, but the demo in his hand was completely empty. After half a minute, a green dragon appeared, uh, I heard everyone said it was a red dragon...

Thinking of this, Sammy hurriedly rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find the color blindness correction lenses that had not been used for a long time. After putting them on, he looked at the screen again, and through the lenses, he finally saw the majestic red dragon, which looked very fresh. Alive, vivid and real, the black dragon is like a toy compared to it. Moreover, it is also domineering, spitting flames, burning black dragons, stepping on black dragon heads...

"Is this really made by humans?"

Sammy couldn't help raising his finger, carefully touching its body across the computer screen, and muttering to himself, "Red, so pretty."

But no matter how beautiful.

The question is... what the hell is going on here

Where did the dragon come from

Also a model

The Micron is certainly not a model.

It's just that he can't answer Sammy now.

because…

He is currently undergoing criticism and re-education at a place called the 'Clawroot Embassy in Human Nation'.

That day, he quietly went to the studio in the dark of night, stole that pesky black dragon model, flew far away overnight, found a deserted and uninhabited place, and threw it away.

Then, he showed his dragon shape, and in front of Sammy's camera, he showed off a trick of 'killing the black dragon with rage'. At the end of the sample, although the technique is not good, the work is a bit rough, and there is a half-minute blank in the middle, but in general, it has successfully created its own mighty and majestic image.

Full of mischief, Michaelon kept secretly guarding not far from the gate of the Disney Company, eagerly waiting to see Sammy being taken aback by his handsome appearance in the demo.

He was still entangled and thought sweetly: "If he asks me, should I tell him that I am that shiny and beautiful red dragon?"

But he had no chance.

An adult black dragon named Deen appeared in front of him and showed his handcuffs: "Boy, you have done something wrong."

Then, in a daze, Michaelon was arrested.

Dern Heilong's human form is not very handsome, but he is a strong man with a wide chin and a high forehead.

His attitude towards minors of the same race was not very good from beginning to end.

Maybe it's because the other party took up his sleep or meal time.

In short, in the so-called embassy of the so-called claw root country in the human country, Deenlong was biting a 16-inch double-layer cake while muttering in a particularly unpleasant manner: "You talk about you! You Such an underage little dragon cub is quite capable of doing things! What's the matter with you? Before you came to the human country, didn't your parents teach you? Unless you take a deformity certificate and prove that you have the ability to control yourself, and you won't lose control, Only then can you avoid humans and become dragons, otherwise, you are not allowed to change!"

Michaelon was at a loss: "My mother passed away, my father doesn't care about me, I just don't know."

Dern stopped eating the cake and looked at him in surprise: "What? Then how did you come to the human kingdom?"

Mickey had nothing to hide, and told the whole story honestly.

After only listening to a few words, Dern understood that 'this is a juvenile dragon cub who exploits a loophole'.

Normally, dragons from Claw Roots would not come to the human kingdom.

Kelong can't stay in isolation all day long and stay in one place forever. Rarely, there will be some special circumstances that require external exchanges. But modern society can no longer be like in the past. The sky can fly freely, and dragons can fly wherever they want. Now human beings have begun to pay attention to their airspace, which is inviolable. Therefore, even a dragon can fly into other people's airspace. You will also be hit by a cannonball.

In this way, if the dragons want to travel far, or want to go abroad, they have to negotiate with the human country in advance.

In the end, the Claw Root Country also imitated the human country and set up a rudimentary immigration bureau to deal with this kind of going abroad.

However, over the years, due to the great racial differences, there has been little communication.

Although the claw root country sends dragons as diplomatic ambassadors every year, it is generally difficult to find dragons willing to come. After all, in the human kingdom, there is no way to use the dragon shape, and for the dragon, the human shape is very restrictive.

In the end, it can only be decided by drawing lots, and whoever draws is unlucky.

Only then did the foreign embassies barely have dragons stationed there on a regular basis.

But a year and a half have not seen a dragon going abroad.

There is nothing to do here at the embassy, and the stationed dragon eats, drinks, sleeps and sleeps all year round.

As for the Immigration Bureau within the Dragon Clan...

It's basically been in vain for a long time.

Otherwise, according to normal regulations, underage dragons are not allowed to go abroad.

But the immigration agency doesn't do things all the year round. After taking advantage of the benefits, the dragon that Mickey looked for has done things very reliably. After helping him change his age to adulthood, he will naturally be able to go abroad.

Therefore, from a procedural point of view, Mickey's procedures for going abroad are very legal and complete.

But according to the standards of the dragon race, a guy who looks like an underage dragon cub suddenly appeared in the human kingdom, obviously an opportunistic smuggling!

As a responsible staff member, he should be caught and sent back to China.

But the dragons are a group of lazy and arrogant guys, and it has always been better to do more than less.

Therefore, the current ambassador of the Claw Roots to Mi, Dern, doesn't want to meddle in his own business at all.

He directly ignored the "smuggling" problem of "not under his control", and only focused on the immediate problem of "being responsible for himself": "burglary, illegal transformation, and burning other people's property... You said you, did everything, don't you know Do you want to clean things up? It was photographed by human satellites, are you stupid! Really, I hate dragon cubs like you who don’t understand anything. Forget it, stop talking nonsense! It hinders the diplomacy of the two countries and affects human beings The social order in the country is stable, for the sake of your minor, you should be detained for 15 days and see how you behave!"

Mai Qilong had only been stunned for one night, and he ushered in the fate of being "locked into the juvenile detention center" with a dazed face.

And, even worse,...

Because of Long, who hasn't committed a crime for so many years, there are no detention centers here for a long time.

The current Claw Root country's ambassador to Mi, Deen, has been searching for a long time but has not found a suitable place to place him. Considering that he could never throw a dragon into a human prison, he had to go to the largest 'Magic Cat Rehabilitation Center' among all non-human beings to complete the fifteen-day detention.

Magic cats are also a relatively rare species.

However, compared with the bad reputation of dragons that have been smeared for many years, they seem to be quite famous in the human world.

For example, the cat in the "Puss in Boots" story is their kin.

Therefore, they have a long history of good relations with human beings, and they can still live in human society all year round and be treated friendly...

Only in this way, 'Magic Cat Rehab Center' is essential.

because…

On the first day Michael entered the drug rehab center, he saw a group of fluffy magic cats lying on the ground, rolling, belly rolling, foaming, shaking like epilepsy, without the elegant image of the past, crying Shouting for catnip, cat sausage.

"What, what's wrong?" he asked the prison guard in panic.

"I'm greedy, I ate a bunch of cat food and canned cat food containing catnip, phagostimulants, and now I'm addicted." The prison guard replied kindly.

Contains catnip, bait

Is this poisoning for magic cats

Michaelon's face was immediately shocked: "Humans actually poisoned your food."

"Let's put it this way." The prison guard said helplessly: "But you can't think it's against us, because humans like this, and they even put all kinds of additives in their own food."

… what!

Are you so ruthless that you even poison yourself!

Michaelon was even more shocked.

He tried hard to recall the daily diet of his little round-faced humans, but he couldn't think of any problems after thinking about it for a long time.

But no matter what, it doesn't matter what kind of life the magic cat is.

Mickey must now be imprisoned here for fifteen days and receive a good re-education.

It's just that the food for cats in the detox center is specially made, healthy, nutritious, and tasteless.

That is the legend - boiled everything.

at the same time…

The adult dragon, Dern, the ambassador of the Claw Roots to Mi, knocked on the door of Sammy's house.

Although he doesn't want to meddle in his own business, in order to avoid being caught by Bielong, he still feels that he must be divided into the hard work of 'you are not serious in your work in the human kingdom, you will be punished for another term'. Only by handling the internal affairs well can we escape from this sea of misery.

Therefore, he specially came to the door and tried to wipe the butt of a certain underage dragon who, in addition to 'illegal transformation', 'stealed and burned other people's property', no, it was to compensate for the loss.

Because there was no prior investigation into the relationship between Mai Qilong and Sammy's crooked netizens and friends.

The adult Rondern unilaterally believed that Sammy was just a loser, just thinking about losing some money.

If it is not for the lost money, it is still within the scope of public expenses that can be reimbursed!

Dern really didn't want to come here.

After all, the most painful thing for Long is probably spending money.

And after Sammy experienced the marvelous incident of 'the black dragon disappeared and was burned by the red dragon', he ushered in a strange person who claimed to compensate for the loss of his property for the family's children.

Something was not right.

Sammy looked at the strong man with wide chin and high forehead with sharp round eyes, repeating word for word: "You said, it was your child who stole my black dragon model and burned it, so , are you going to pay me?"

"That's about it, but I don't really want to hear the word 'steal', the children are just curious. In short, you can make a price, as long as it is not too expensive, I will pay you. Of course, after the event, you Don't pursue it."

Deenlong's tone is abnormally in line with the judgment of human beings for some 'bear parents'. He is insincere and careless. He only knows how to pay, pay, pay, and use money to solve everything!

Of course, his essence may still be different from the human bear parent.

Because the purpose of the bear parents is to protect their children unconditionally, and Deen really doesn't take this matter seriously. For the fire dragon baby, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, if it doesn't burn out something Thing, is that still called a fire dragon

But Sammy was annoyed.

He was not short of money. Hearing such an insincere statement, he didn't want to talk to the other party at all. He picked up his mobile phone and started calling the police.

Denron looked at him inexplicably.

I don't even understand why this human being halfway through his speech, he started making phone calls rudely.

At this time, Sammy called the police station: "Hey, I want to call the police!"

The little round face stared fiercely at the strong man in front of him, and bravely said without fear: "The parents of the thief who stole the XX black dragon model yesterday came to the door to pay me compensation, but I don't want any compensation, I demand that everything be in accordance with the law to deal with…”

"Sorry, please wait a moment!" The customer service staff at the police station interrupted him hastily.

Then, after a sound of flipping the paper, she added again: "The case you mentioned, because the perpetrator involved a foreign friend, has now been handed over to the embassy of the other country for processing. For the specific circumstances, you may You need to call this number and ask."

What

foreign friends

A foreign friend came to steal a black dragon model

Is he mentally ill

Also, what happened to foreign friends

Foreign friends, do the police in our own country just ignore it

Do you want to be so ostentatious!

Are taxpayers' money wasted

Sammy was furious.

The black dragon that disappeared inexplicably, the green that appeared miraculously, no, the red dragon, the foreign friend who suddenly appeared, the whole thing seemed to be confusing and incomprehensible.

But sometimes, the more complicated the situation is, the easier it is to arouse people's sincerity.

The stubborn Sammy wants to find out the cause and effect and the truth of the matter.

He ignored Deen, who came to lose money, and silently memorized the phone number read by the customer service.

Without a second hesitation, he dialed again: "Hello?"

At this moment, the crisp mobile phone rang.

Deenlong, who was confused by the human operation, awkwardly took out his mobile phone and said, "Hello?"

A clear duet rang out in the house.

One person and one dragon, four eyes facing each other.

The scene was extremely embarrassing.

Sammy was dumbfounded.

All sorts of words like 'collaboration between officials and bandits, a nest of snakes and rats, conspiracy, gangs' and so on flew through his mind in an instant.

However, out of the idea of taking care of 'fragile and petite' human beings, Deenlong still held up his mobile phone with a good temper.

He asked patiently, "Do you have to speak through this thing? It feels a little weird, but I don't mind."

Sammy hangs up.

He sat back on the sofa with a small round face angrily: "I don't want money."

"That's great, the matter is resolved, I can go back to sleep again!" Deenlong wanted to leave happily.

"...but I want my black dragon and green, no, red dragon." Sammy played a little trick here and added the red dragon on purpose, because he is still guessing that the red dragon is also a big model, the one in the video The performance is also a special effect made by the computer, so it would be best if the other party can lose the original black dragon model, but if they lose another red dragon model and help with the special effect by the way, wouldn’t it be a profit? !

But this requirement...

Deenlong is a bit square.

Because his understanding is that in addition to the black dragon model, the other party also wants the troublesome fire dragon.

He didn't know that Mickey Longsao manipulated his dragon shape into the video, but after hearing the 'red dragon', he thought angrily: "What does the secrecy law say? I should Didn't leak it? But Red Dragon? How did he know there was a Red Dragon? Are the dragons exposed? God... Dragon God is on top, it must be that damn underage Fire Dragon cub! Heck, what the hell did he offend? How many laws, how lenient I intend to imprison him for fifteen days!"

—Wait, humans are cunning, maybe he's just cheating on me.

— Hold on, Dern, hold on!

—As the ambassador of the Claw Root nation to the human nation, you must be calm.

- I'll try again.

After such a series of thoughts, Deenlong pretended to be friendly and said, "You know, uh, there are no dragons in the world, right?"

For a normal person, this is totally fine.

but…

for abnormal people.

Well, what a very good test!

This question has successfully stepped on Sammy's sensitive little tail!

The small round-faced human who looked very mild instantly burst into rage.

He retorted loudly: "Yes! There are dragons! You can't deny their existence if you haven't seen them. It's too narrow! Too paranoid, you can't talk nonsense! There are dragons in the world! The dragons are just hidden."

This resolute tone.

Deenlong was dumbfounded.

Done!

Secrecy Act…

That fire dragon cub who should have been locked up in the detention center for 10,000 years must have said everything.

Dernron sighed in despair.

You shouldn't let juvenile dragons go abroad if you go out of the country!

Because these bastards don't know anything! Dare to say anything!

Can be annoyed.

Things are still to be resolved.

"You win." The adult Rondern irritably exhaled a plume of black smoke from his nose.

Then, he re-asked what the other party wanted to do: "The fake black dragon has already been burnt, so it must not be compensated for you. The red dragon will be locked up for many days if it makes a mistake, and he is not yours. So, we can only compensate you. money."

How many days will the Red Dragon be shut down if it makes a mistake

What's the meaning

Sammy pondered: 'Could this red dragon be the code name of that thief? '

Then, he pondered: 'No! This can't be done like this. Ms. Selena and Disney are looking at the special effect of the red dragon. What if they are locked up? '

Therefore, the cunning human beings are rude and resolutely disagree with the solution of losing money.

With a bulging face, he patted the table and insisted over and over again: "No matter, no matter, I want a black dragon and a red dragon!"

To illustrate the importance of dragons to themselves.

He also talked a little about filming, and lied to Long by saying, "My film is about to start shooting. Black Dragon and Red Dragon are important actors. How can I do without them? There must be! What's wrong with foreign friends? You can steal things and destroy it! If you don't give me an explanation, it's not over!"

Deenlong was about to die of annoyance.

He can't wait to swallow this awkward little round face, but humans and dragons have established diplomatic relations for many years, and have concluded friendly contracts for hundreds of years. If he swallows him, he will have to go to court...

"Make a movie, right?"

Deenlong swallowed his anger and said, "Okay, you said in advance on the day you filmed Red Dragon, I'll bring him here..."

Chicken and duck talk so much...

Sammy was actually dizzy, but he admitted the truth and was still stubborn, and continued to ask subconsciously, "What about my black dragon?"

"I'm coming!" Dern couldn't stand his endless chatter.

He angrily changed his head back to the black dragon head on the spot, stared, grinned, bared his teeth, and growled angrily: "I'll come, I'll come, alright!"

Thirty seconds passed.

Sammy didn't move.

"If you dare to think I'm ugly, I'll bite you to death!"

Because of the darkness all over his body, Uncle Dern, who was discriminated against in the Dragon Clan, misunderstood the stiffness of the human being at this moment, and gave a serious warning.

Sammy finally moved.

He jumped up abruptly, threw it out like a rabbit, bent down and grabbed the stainless steel dragon slaying sword on the ground, turned around, and slashed hard!

"Fuck!"

Deenlong screamed in horror, dodging and rolling: "Kill the dragon!"

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That night, Dunbar suddenly received a call.

The youngest brother in his family has always had an abnormal brain, but he is cute, kind, and simple. On the phone, he shouted in a trembling voice, "Brother!"

Dunbar's heart was almost broken when he called out.

He asked hastily, "What's the matter, Sammy? What's the matter? What's wrong with your voice?"

Sammy said in a sleepwalking tone over there, "Brother, do you remember the netizen Mickey we picked up together? The one who proposed to me last time, do you remember?"

"Remember, remember!"

Dunbar replied quickly, extremely nervous: "What's the matter, has something happened to him? Don't worry, speak slowly."

"He's fine."

Sammy continued sleepwalking, "But he's a dragon, you know? He's a red dragon!"

Dunbar was stunned for a moment, a little unresponsive.

Then, when he realized something, his face turned pale in fright.

Sammy was still muttering to himself: "He's a dragon, a dragon..."

At this end, Dunbar has asked in a sincere, cautious and trembling voice: "Sami, you, you killed him?"