The younger brother who has always regarded himself as a dragon slayer is very cute.
But if one day, this younger brother does not slaughter dragons and starts slaughtering people instead (although he claims that it is not a human but a dragon), it will be very scary.
Dunbar didn't even bother to sleep, and drove straight to his brother's apartment overnight.
"Mickey? Where's Mickey?" With a glimmer of hope, he looked around for people as soon as he entered the door.
But Sammy is still in the trance of 'I see a dragon, I see a real dragon'...
After hearing what his brother said, he replied casually: "Mickey? I don't know, I haven't seen anyone since yesterday."
what!
gone!
People are gone
Since yesterday...
- You won't really kill him, will you!
The second brother Dunbar was completely desperate.
Standing in the living room, he felt that his body was so weak that he could not stand still, and his whole body was completely cold.
"Am I late? Mickey has, has..." Dunbar was horrified to the point of being completely stiff.
He looked around again at Sammy's apparently familiar, messy, once cozy little apartment.
now…
It may be due to the psychological effect, the feeling is completely different from before. Everywhere in the apartment, every place, even every shadow, seems to have the smell of a crime scene of murder and hiding a body, behind the curtains, under the coffee table, bedroom wardrobe, kitchen refrigerator, cupboard, closed study room...
Oh, God!
He was almost terrified by his own brain supply.
- Should I call the police? Killing is wrong.
- No, that's my brother, my own brother!
- The police must be reported, killing is against the law.
- Well done! Please, please do it! Mickey just lost a life, but what I will lose is my own brother!
Dunbar's shoulders seemed to have two villains, an angel and a demon at the same time, and they were telling diametrically opposite opinions in his ear.
These diametrically opposed viewpoints were like a violent tug of war, torturing him to become old and haggard in an instant: "Sami, Sammy, you...how can you...wait, what are you doing!!!!"
The youngest and most beloved son of the Griffin family suddenly picked up a sword and ran to the kitchen to sharpen it on the whetstone.
"Oh, is that what you're asking?"
Sammy held up the sword, turned his head in doubt, and replied with a clear mind: "Yesterday, when I cut the black dragon, I accidentally jumped the blade, and my head is a little messy at the moment, so I'll just brush my thoughts while grinding it. ."
Wait, there was a black dragon yesterday
Does it mean black people
Heck!
Besides Mickey, are there any other victims
Looking at the sparkling dragon-slaying sword...
Dunbar just wanted to faint right away.
at the same time,
The 'missing' Mai Qilong also had a hard time.
He was taking evening classes with the Magic Cats at Magic Cat Rehab.
The Magic Cat family still pays great attention to the education of the next generation.
Adult cats in the detention center are also fine.
For some underage magic cats, education issues still need to be grasped. Therefore, some common sense lessons that must be paid attention to in human social life are regularly given to juvenile delinquents.
Mickey was 'smuggled' to the human kingdom, and he had never received formal education in this area before.
Therefore, the kind-hearted prison guard reminded him to hurry up to make up lessons. After all, in the detention center, the classes are all free, without spending any money, or taking advantage of the cheap.
So Mikey came to class.
The teacher of this class is a white magic cat.
"Hello everyone, I'm Marilyn Menglu, your teacher in the course of 'How to quickly break into the human community'."
The beautiful white cat teacher reclines lazily and elegantly on the lecture table. The cat family has a charming sitting posture, which makes it graceful, charming and affectionate.
Its temper is very mild among the cat family, and now he tells everyone with a smile: "In the next study, you will learn 'how to deal with humans in daily life', 'how to deal with human beings in daily life', 'how to Playing stupid in front of human beings', 'how to subtly give some encouragement when human beings perform well, so that human beings can make persistent efforts' and other basic courses."
"If you study well..."
"I will also have some more in-depth 'how to confess my love to human beings', 'how to rescue a human being after being scared to death by me', 'precautions for safe sex with human partners' and other advanced and important courses ."
"I hope that everyone will be able to actively listen to lectures and speak in class in the future, review carefully after class, complete homework, and get good grades in the final assessment."
However, in the face of such a good teacher.
In the classroom, there are about twenty magic cats standing, sitting, lying, or squatting, scattered around in different postures, but all of them are in a casual and dismissive posture: "Bah, such a simple thing , still use you to teach?" "I can do whatever I want, and I won't learn if I don't learn!" "I'm here to get rid of drugs, not to learn, let me out!" "You lose that fat first. Be a teacher again, return Marilyn Dream Deer, you Marilyn Dream Pig."
These bad cats in the drug rehab center are really naughty by nature!
The white cat teacher stared angrily and dissatisfiedly at the group of scumbags, and her tail was a little frizzy.
But thankfully, it noticed in time that not all students are so hopeless.
The performance of that stupid big guy who came in temporarily was not bad.
Michaelon sat on a small stool in an orderly manner, with his hands flat on his knees, and listened to the class curiously and earnestly.
But since that stool is for cats.
At this moment, under his buttocks, he was almost crushed, which made him even more 'long standing cats'.
'Do not discuss the short and the long with the scumbags! Don't discuss the short and the long with the scumbags! '
Knowing too much what the cat family is all about, Teacher Bai Mao resolutely gave up those poor students after muttering a few words in his heart, and entrusted his future performance to the stupid big transfer students.
It showed a gentle and amiable expression, and persuaded Mai Qilong: "Come on, your foundation is relatively poor, first learn the first lesson with me 'how to deal with human beings in daily life'. First, we have to learn how to say hello. Listen to my voice and recite it together. Meow~~!! Did you notice? This should have a high sugar content and try to be as sweet as possible! Meow~~ (turning a corner) Meow~~!! Okay, try it out ."
… is this learning to say hello
It's like learning a foreign language!
After 30 seconds of suffocation, Micron spit out a few wisps of small sparks.
He bowed his head in shame: … I'm sorry, teacher, I can't do it.
On the other end, Dunbar, arguably, had the worst night of his life.
He watched helplessly as Sammy wielded the 'suspected murder weapon' dragon slaying sword, claiming in high spirits, 'Sure enough, everything is real history. Since there are dragons in the world, there must be dragon slaying warriors. Of course, as long as I am here, the inheritance of the Dragon Slayer Warriors will never end. By the way, tomorrow I will go to their stronghold to take a look, if there is a bad dragon, I will kill him'!
Just heartbroken.
What base? Dragon's stronghold
What is that place
Is there anyone in it who is treated like Jackie Chan like Mickey
In order to prevent my brother from making mistakes and becoming a serial killer.
Dunbar decided to try his best to persuade: "Since Mickey's gone... just, forget it."
"How can it be!"
Sammy held the dragon-slaying sword seriously and said plausibly, "Although the black dragon said that the dragon has established diplomatic relations with humans, what if there is evil involved? The responsibilities and obligations of dragon slayer warriors are written in the blood."
When Dunbar's head was all 'my brother is crazy'...
Sammy said again very gently and firmly: "Don't be afraid, brother, I will protect you."
sky!
What a good brother!
But why is he a murderer with a problem in his head
Dunbar was about to cry.
So, after a night of torment and struggle, he decided to call the police.
Mental illness should be treated as soon as possible.
With early treatment, there may be hope for recovery.
However, Sammy had already made an appointment with Uncle Heilong Deen to go to the embassy, which is what he called the dragon's stronghold.
So, when the second brother Dunbar was still tossing and turning, slept all night, and finally slept for a few minutes in the early morning, Sammy went out without saying hello.
Uncle Heilong Deen still doesn't know that he screwed up everything.
Sammy's request to "go to the dragon's stronghold to take a look" was understood by him as an 'application for visiting prison' for the little fire dragon.
Although he still felt that the fire dragon boy was causing more and more trouble.
But since this human already knows the secret of the dragon, even if he does not ask to go, it is necessary to go to the embassy and discuss the solution after the incident.
So, Uncle Dern came to pick him up in the early morning.
Sammy looked at the car in surprise. "This is where we sit?"
Hei Long Deen is super upset: "Don't sit here, go over?"
Sammy couldn't help but spread his arms and made a flying motion like a roc spreading his wings: "But don't you have wings? I thought you could fly over in a cool way this time!"
However, when it came to this, Uncle Dern was full of resentment: "Who's to blame! It's not that you humans are too troublesome, and you need to pay attention to the route and other messy things when you fly a plane. Now the dragons are not allowed to mess around in the air at all. Fly, fly once, and be fined if caught (key point), I’m different from you, I’ve always been law-abiding, the kind that is rated as an excellent and good citizen every year…”
Sammy looked at the dragon suspiciously: Can you rate the dragon as a good citizen
In the end, he decided to brave the dragon cave, take a look at it for himself, clench the dragon-slaying sword, and bravely get into the car.
Heilong Deen silently glanced at the sword that he had chopped several times yesterday, and was very dissatisfied: "Can't you just throw that piece of shit out? Although you can't kill the dragon, it hurts to poke on your body."
"A warrior cannot lay down his weapon."
Sammy glared at him with a strong sense of vigilance: "If I find out that what you said yesterday was all lies, and you will still do evil in human society, I will kill the dragon."
"You are enough! There is no dedicated dragon slayer in the world!"
As Heilong Deen started the car, he said angrily: "The dragon slaying warriors don't have any bloody inheritance! The dragon slayer warriors in the past were a group of robbers! Bandits! They swarmed in groups just to steal the dragon's money. Those who came to kill the dragon and bully the dragon, in the end, even slandered us for doing evil."
nonsense!
That's not what it says in the book at all!
Sammy doesn't believe it.
Sammy scowled.
Sammy clenched the Dragon Sword in his hand.
Meanwhile, shortly after they left.
The second brother Dunbar finally struggled to wake up from his deep sleep.
But it was too late.
After finding that his brother and Baojian were gone, he was dumbfounded.
In order not to harm innocent people.
After some painful struggle, he finally decided to kill his relatives righteously! Tears to the police!
Sammy is still on his way to the Jawgan embassy.
In his imagination, the place where the dragon lives should be a very deep cave, with some gold and silver jewelry that dragons like thrown in a mess, and there are human (warrior) corpses on the ground. If you walk a few steps, you may accidentally kick. to a skull kind of...
Actually, it's not wrong to think so.
Apart from the fact that the ground is full of corpses, it is a bit exaggerated, the native turtle dragon Mai Qi, who used to live in the countryside, lived in a similar place.
But the black dragon Deen, who has been stationed in the human country all the year round, is undoubtedly a very fashionable dragon that can keep up with the development of the times.
So, he took Sammy to a very modern office building, walked over, swiped his card to enter the door, punched in his fingerprint, then calmly walked into the elevator and pressed the thirteenth floor.
Sammy watched it all the way.
So much so that Uncle Deen was almost startled when he turned his head: "Hey, what are your eyes, are you disappointed?"
Sammy had a round face, nodded honestly, and said euphemistically, "It doesn't have the characteristics of a dragon."
Dern couldn't help but curl his lips: "You humans don't live in castles now, you go out to ride horses."
That's right.
Sammy immediately accepted the status quo with the times, and also actively asked: "What's next? What do we do next? How many dragons do you have here, I want to see them all. And... and Mickey. …”
Speaking of Mikey…
Sammy's mood is very complicated.
For a black dragon he doesn't know, he can stick to the principles of dragon slaying warriors without hesitation. If the other party wants to be evil, he will bravely swing his sword and protect mankind.
But to my familiar friend, my former best friend: "Can I really swing a sword?"
Sammy hesitated.
He avoided the question somewhat.
Heilong Deen was completely unaware of the inner struggle of the Dragon Slayer Warriors.
Just as humans don't believe in dragons, dragons naturally don't believe in the existence of dragon slayer warriors.
Therefore, he said angrily: "How many dragons are there? Dreaming! You humans like to save others by yourself, you like to live in such a narrow city, and you think that dragons like it too. If it weren't for my bad luck , that year the lottery was drawn, who would like to come and station with you. These days, there are not many dragons willing to come to human society, so I will not talk about the troubles of hiding their identities. Trash must be sorted! Say it! Say it! Say it! The bones I gnawed on twenty years ago are dry waste or wet waste?"
The bones left over from twenty years ago...
Are you just throwing it out now
horrible!
Sammy suddenly wanted to get as far away from the scruffy dragon as possible, as far away as possible.
Black Dragon Deen chattered endlessly with blood and tears.
He seems to have finally found an emotional trash can, and complained about all kinds of dissatisfaction with human beings, and the negative emotions simply exploded!
The more Sammy listened, the more eager he became to slay the dragon.
It's not that I'm worried about the other party doing evil, it's really annoying.
Fortunately, the elevator is fast.
When Sammy couldn't help drawing his sword, Heron Deen's office finally arrived.
This office did not disappoint, it was still different from a normal human office.
The most obvious feature is the large space.
An entire floor was opened, without any cubicles.
That is,
One floor is an office.
Black Dragon Deen took off his coat as soon as he walked in.
He stretched out a long and lazy waist, and the next moment he turned into a black dragon with a height of four or five meters (it is said that this is the shrinking skill of adult dragons, and the real prototype will be larger).
Then, he shook his head, shook his tail, opened his mouth, bared his fangs and sighed: "Ah! It's still so comfortable. Next, we have to talk about the secrecy law."
But the next moment, he snorted: "Human bastard, roll off my tail, don't poke my scales with broken copper and iron!"
The dragon slayer put away his sword in embarrassment.
As if he was playing a slide, he clumsily slipped off the black dragon's tail, and asked embarrassedly, "What's the secrecy law?"
Heilong Deen stared at a pair of eyes and spoke viciously about the secrecy law. The content is probably about humans who have nothing to do with dragons. After discovering dragons, it is necessary to bring a bottle of sea witch specialty potion from the mermaid clan. The singing of the princess guarantees no pain, no pollution and no sequelae. One bottle is effective, and you forget it after drinking it.
… actually not at all!
There are so many humans in the world who see dragons running out to talk nonsense and even write stories.
Humans are so stubborn that they don't believe anything unless they see it with their own eyes.
Even if the dragon appears in the video aboveboard, they will only think that it is a special effect.
It's just that Heilong Deen was very angry about 'Sami always poking himself with a sword', so he deliberately mentioned some potions.
He just wanted to embarrass this nasty round-faced human.
But that didn't stop Sammy.
After thinking for a while, he said, "Humans who have nothing to do with dragons need to drink potions, but what about humans who have a relationship with dragons?"
Black Dragon Deen moved his big head suspiciously.
He turned his head and stared at Sammy puzzledly with eyes the size of a pair of lanterns: "What's the relationship? What's the relationship between you and the dragon?"
Sammy is very cunning, but in fact, he replied a little embarrassedly: "Mickey is a dragon, right? Ahem, he actually proposed to me."
Great truth!
Just avoided 'and didn't promise' this follow-up.
Hei Long Deen was stunned for a second, his face full of disbelief: "What, that dragon cub..."
He roared on the spot, and the huge spittle stars sprayed like rain: "It's you! It's you! You evil human, actually abducting minors! That fire dragon is only two hundred years old, and he is still a baby dragon. !"
two hundred years old...
Or a baby dragon
Sammy wiped his face silently, and wiped the black dragon's spittle with disgust.
Then, as calmly as he could (cheeky), he said, "Anyway, that's the way it is. Should you take me to meet... uh, my two-hundred-year-old baby dragon boyfriend?"
Mai Qilong, who had been studying hard all night, was still clinging to the white cat teacher.
He is not really interested in basic courses, nor is he interested in learning the language of magic cats. Instead, he is particularly interested in the advanced course that Teacher White Cat occasionally mentioned 'and the precautions for safe sex behavior of human partners'.
"My boyfriend has always been a little cold..."
McGillon confided awkwardly: "I especially want our relationship to go further."
Teacher White Cat wants to go home.
But as a good teacher, it patiently listens to students' questions.
But just a few words are a little too vague.
It asked a question: "Can you tell me in detail?"
Michaelon nodded again and again: "Of course."
Then, he began to shyly talk about his 'amour' with Sammy: "Actually, we were just ordinary netizens before, but there was a problem in my family, so I ran to him."
"I didn't think about it too much at first, and I didn't particularly like it. But he is really a very good human being, and he took me in immediately. No matter how I got into trouble, how out of place, or how I eat and drink for free, he never Comparing, he is also very atmospheric.”
"Also, when Long was the most moved, when others bullied me, he stood up bravely to protect me! You don't know, he is so masculine. Every time I stand behind him, I am very, very special. A sense of security, so I want to be with him forever, every day."
The white cat looked up at the fire dragon strong man who was almost two meters tall, expressing his feelings like a girl there.
It can only keep telling itself "this is your student, student, student" in order to control the desire to complain.
"Later... I proposed to him."
Michaelon said sweetly: "Although he is still considering (Sami: No), I know that human beings are more reserved. I have read some human novels, and marriage proposals generally require three or four times. So, sooner or later, we will live happily together. He is my little round-faced human, and I am his most beautiful little red-dragon."
"So, what is your request?"
The white cat teacher, who was so disgusted, asked blankly.
"The relationship goes further!" Mickey answered quickly.
Teacher Bai Mao thought for a few seconds: "You mean, some intimacy?"
"Teacher, you are too direct. They are not yet adults."
Michaelon shyly pushed the white cat teacher slightly.
The poor white cat was pushed off the podium as if it was hit hard by something.
If it weren't for the cat family's innately soft body, plus the stagnation and bouncing power, it would probably fall to death like this, and die with a push!
"I understand."
The white cat teacher, who was lying on the ground into a pool of cat cakes, squatted up again with difficulty.
As a good teacher, it started to teach this little fire dragon some valuable experience of the magical cat family and human beings.
So, when Sammy came to this detention center for a visit...
Mai Qilong, who had already known from Heilong Deen in advance that he was exposed, lowered his head shyly and timidly. Across the iron railing, he reservedly stretched out large dragon claws covered with scales and sharp curved long nails towards humans.
- It's actually very simple to make humans kiss.
The white cat teacher stretched out the fluffy cat paw and gave a personal demonstration: "You only need to stretch out a paw."
Now.
Mychron stretched out its claws.
Sammy looked at the dragon's claw, which was not much different from the chicken's claw, but was more powerful, thicker, and a little more lethal...
He immediately pulled out the dragon slaying sword uncontrollably, and went up to test the hardness with great interest!