When the big stainless steel sword was poked on the paw, although it was not injured, Mai Qilong's heart was half cold.
Still a baby dragon, he was heartbroken, and silently pulled his claws back, and started to shed tears across the iron railings. Big drops of tears fell on the table... After all, he was a strong man who was almost two meters tall, no matter how old he was. Handsome, sitting there crying so hard, the scene seems a little too hard to describe.
Such an exaggerated scene suddenly awakened Sammy who was addicted to 'Dragon Slaying'.
Moreover, he rarely felt a little bit of guilt in his heart.
Although everything is a foregone conclusion.
But this series of unimaginable things happened in just a few days, in fact, it still made his mind a little dizzy.
- I really found the dragon!
—Dragon is no longer a dream! There really are dragons in the world!
The tough (fanatical) dragon slayer is far from being as calm as he currently appears, and has always been a bit sleepwalking.
Until now... Friend Mikey started to cry.
Sammy, who has always been loyal, finally recovered.
He hurriedly threw the sword aside, rubbed his hands in embarrassment, and hurriedly made excuses to persuade him: "Uh, don't cry. I don't mean anything else, I just want to see if this is true?"
"Of course it's true! Besides, it will still hurt." Mai Qi complained aggrievedly.
"But you're a dragon." Sammy was still a little entangled, thinking that a dragon should be rough-skinned and thick-skinned.
"What happened to the dragon? Can't the dragon be hurt?"
Mickey, who had long been very dissatisfied with Sammy, a racist, immediately protested angrily: "Dragon is no different from you humans, our defense is higher, our strength is stronger, and our appearance is a little different. (Sami: Sorry, that's not a little bit) But when it should hurt, it still hurts. And, even if I don't hurt, you shouldn't just slash me with a sword, right? That's rude! Besides, I'll stretch my claws out to you... In this case, shouldn't you kiss first?"
"What?" Sammy was puzzled.
Why stretch your paws to kiss? Is it some kind of kiss from the dragon clan? !
Mickey bit his lower lip, put his hands around his chest, and put on a displeased expression of 'you are a fake human': "The white cat teacher said that as long as you stretch out your claws, you will be kissed by humans."
"Teacher White Cat? White Cat can also be a teacher."
"Don't try to get off the topic, in short, it's all your fault! You are the worst and most impolite human being in the world, you are prejudiced, hostile and discriminatory towards dragons, not friendly at all..."
"Yes, but you are a dragon, and dragons are evil."
Sammy is still confused and confused: "That's what it says in the book."
"It must be right in the book? What happened to the dragon? Did the dragon invite you to offend you?" Mickey Long had long been fed up with the stubbornness of the little round-faced humans.
He took the opportunity to complain and yell: "I'm not the same as the dragon you want to slaughter, and the dragons written in the book? I didn't kill people, didn't set fires (the ones that were careless didn't count), didn't rob gold or silver Jewelry, and no virgins, or princesses, I've been quiet and honest at home every day! I, I even microwaved pasta for you..."
Microwave pasta
Sounds like a really good dragon.
"But you stole my black dragon." Sammy remembered a mistake in time, and it was the fuse that caused all this.
"Uh..." Mai Qilong, who was originally indignant and plausible, withdrew his conscience again: "I'm just, just... a little jealous."
"Jealous? Jealousy for what?" Sammy couldn't help asking.
The more Mickey said, the quieter: "You have a beautiful dragon like me by your side, but you prefer a plastic, fake, soulless model dragon, you take pictures with it, you ride on it, and you still kiss it..."
Sammy's eyes became more and more tender.
Then, he said softly, "Silly Mikey, how can you compare to a model?"
-Yes Yes!
- I'm prettier, prettier, and more useful than the model!
Mickey's eyes brightened instantly.
He looked hopefully at his human.
"Black dragon models are very important, so are my samples, they can help me get a job, and you, you almost cost me the precious opportunity to slay dragons on the big screen."
"… "
Go to your mother's big screen to slay dragons!
Michaelon wanted to cry again.
I don't want to continue talking to humans anymore!
He stood up angrily, and changed all his dragon claws back to human appearances.
Actually, apart from the 'stretching claws' taught by Teacher White Cat...
He also quietly prepared a surprise for Sammy, wanting to show off one of the fire dragon's specialties, snorting small flames with his nose or something.
But now, he thinks, Sammy doesn't deserve to see him perform.
But just when he turned around and ignored Sammy sadly, wanting to be alone and return to the Magic Cat Detention Center alone, there was a burst of laughter behind him.
"How dare you laugh!"
Michaelon was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he wanted to bite.
But this time, Sammy also stood up.
He stretched his arms into the iron railings, pulled Mickey's shirt tightly, raised his cute bun face, and held it back with a smile: "Don't do this, Mickey. It's just a joke. "You won't just break up with me like this, will you?"
Break up
Never!
The caught Magillon immediately stopped.
He turned his head and stared into the human eyes full of smiles, his heart softened, and he forgave the other party again. Then, he was reluctant to just leave, so he quietly followed the strength of the human, and sat back again, but with a straight face, pretending to be very angry, pouting and not speaking.
Sammy stopped grabbing clothes.
He continued to stretch his arms diligently, passed through the iron railings, grasped the now human-shaped hand of Mai Qilong, and slowly pulled it in front of him, or in other words, to his lips, and lowered his head slightly...
At this moment, Mickey Dragon could clearly feel the warm breath of human beings, like a feather gently scratching on the heart.
"Extend the paw... uh, stretch the paw... White cat, what Teacher White Cat said is true..." His hands trembled uncontrollably, and his body was tensed. He was very excited and concealed. Indescribably full of anticipation.
But Sammy's nose moved suddenly.
He raised his head and said in surprise: "Huh? Have you just eaten fried chicken? Why does your hand smell like fried chicken?"
"Ah, you bastard human!" The girl's heart shattered with a bang, and she was ashamed and embarrassed.
He was so angry that he exploded, why is this bastard round-faced dwarf so bad.
Humans burst into laughter.
When this underage fire dragon was so angry that he wanted to tear down the iron railings and rushed over to settle accounts face-to-face with humans...
Sammy finally stopped playing.
He bowed his head again, kissed the finger of the little fire dragon formally, and solemnly announced like a knight: "I swear in the name of the dragon slayer Sammy Griffin, Mickey, as long as you don't do bad things. , do not harm mankind, then, whether it is a dragon or a human, you are my good friend, and I will protect you as before."
'Sami is so handsome! Although the face is round and serious, looking at it makes the dragon want to laugh, but it is cute. '
McGillon blushed and thought.
"Of course I won't do bad things. There is no animal in the world who knows how to do bad things better than humans."
He moved his body awkwardly and whispered: "You are also my good friend, and I will protect you. That... Do you want to watch me perform fire breathing with my nose? Although it is not a particularly powerful skill, it is also It's a characteristic of the fire dragon family. By the way, you know I'm a fire dragon, right? A beautiful red fire dragon with sparkling scales."
"Red?" The color-blind Sammy murmured regretfully.
But he didn't want to spoil Mickey's happiness, and said happily, "That sounds great."
However, then, he still refused first: "Next time, we will look at this next time, and we will talk about it when you come out of this detention center. Now, there is one more important thing that we must say in advance."
Hearing the seriousness in the other party's words, Michaelon couldn't help looking at him suspiciously: "What's the matter?"
Sammy looked around subconsciously, but was surprised to find that they were not alone in this prison visit.
A big ginger cat lay lazily on a table not far away.
After noticing the human gaze, it immediately opened its eyes vigilantly and looked at each other seriously.
Then I quickly think of what this detention center is called Magic Cat Rehabilitation Center...
Sammy suddenly asked more vigilantly: "Is that also a magic cat?"
Mickey nodded as expected: "Yes, that's the prison guard."
Hearing this answer, Sammy became a little more reserved.
Moreover, even though he knew that animals have strong hearing, he still mumbled as quietly as possible: "That's it... Mikey, do you remember? Not long ago, you proposed to me?"
Mikey was even more embarrassed.
He covered his face and replied in a lower voice than Sammy: "Yes, yes, of course I remember, but you are not...
Sammy hastily interrupted him for the 'no promise' fact: "That Mr. Black Dragon said you have a Statute of Secrecy."
Mai Qilong, who has been following the magic cat to learn common sense recently, really followed the way of human beings, and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, there is this method."
"Mr. Durn told me that according to this law, people who have nothing to do with dragons will have their memories erased after they know the secrets of dragons."
Sammy said with a heavy face.
"Huh?" Mikey was confused.
But he didn't know that it was just what Heilong used to scare people, so he desperately recalled the time in class, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't think of when the teacher mentioned the rule of erasing memory.
"Am I missing out?" Mickey couldn't help thinking to himself.
But he didn't want to be discovered by his human beings as being scumbag and blind, so he nodded again, pretending to understand: "There should be such a thing."
"So, I told Mr. Durn that I have something to do with you."
Sammy winked at his little fire dragon and began to hint wildly: "You proposed to me, we are related, right? Right? Right?"
Mickey's eyes widened, looking at his little round-faced human in disbelief.
Then, excitedly imitating human appearance, he also winked and replied loudly: "Yes, we are related, I proposed to you!"
"That's great."
Sammy breathed a sigh of relief: "I don't have to be erased."
Mikkelon was so excited that he wanted to wag his tail.
He affirmed and repeated tenderly, "Of course, you don't have to, we have a relationship."
But actually…
Sammy winked to mean: [Dude, in order to prevent me from being given some oblivion potion, let's pretend to be a related fiancé. ]
And Mickey's wink means: [Dragon God, have you finally agreed to my proposal? I am so happy! ]
However, no matter how chickens and ducks talk, there are differences in understanding.
Fortunately, at this moment, both parties have indeed reached an agreement, and they are also very satisfied with each other, which is really happy.
Mickey believes that 'honesty is the dragon's secret, and the proposal is successful', and the dragon is born with great success.
Sammy believes that 'with real dragon friends, you can slay dragons on the big screen later', and his life is complete.
Happy day!
Next, it's almost time for Sammy's visit to end.
Considering that this baby dragon has more than ten days of pitiful prison life (actually, not pitiful at all, he can still eat fried chicken).
The attentive human beings rambled on about things like 're-educate well, earnestly reform through labor', and 'I will visit you often when I have time recently' before turning back and leaving.
It's just that he is reluctant to be a good friend or a dragon
I do not know.
Micro Dragons are also very reluctant to part with humans.
He even wanted to escape from prison for a moment, and went with him.
Fortunately, the ginger cat prison guard reminded him in time: "Your sentence is not long, reform well, and you can meet soon. Don't do anything wrong, or else the sentence will be longer. will be sent back to the country.”
What? Repatriation
Wouldn't that mean I can't see my human
Michaelon immediately gave up the idea of escaping and stayed in the detention center obediently.
But he wasn't interested in any kind of reform through labor, so he turned around and signed up for a series of courses on Teacher White Cat's 'Getting Intimate with Humans', intending to use this time to learn how to establish a more intimate relationship with humans.
On the other hand, after seeing Mickey, Sammy, who was temporarily relieved of him, had to deal with some other things.
According to Heilong Deen's introduction, according to the unique tradition of the dragon family, or the customary law, because Mai Qilong is still a two-hundred-year-old baby, Sammy, his future partner, has now been automatically upgraded to the temporary guardian of the dragon baby. .
Therefore, Sammy has to make some formal changes in the next time.
Among them, it naturally involves changing the household registration, nationality, and handling a lot of documents.
And these questions...
It is inevitable to deal with government departments in the United States that manage household registration.
Because the embassy of the claw root country has a dragon on Heilong Deen.
This lazy black dragon uncle had to accompany Sammy through the formalities with reluctance on his face.
Thankfully he was with him...
That day, when Sammy had just stepped into the house, a group of police officers rushed out with guns: "Hands up, don't move."
Because he is a well-known newcomer director in Hollywood.
At this moment, several paparazzi reporters did not know where they came from, holding cameras and shooting wildly.
The flash made Sammy raised his hand to cover his eyes involuntarily, and was yelled at by the police again.
Even Heilong Deen was completely stunned by this big scene.
At this time, the second brother Dunbar stood up.
Full of heartache and grief, the brother started a cry called 'Save the younger brother': "Go back to the shore, Sammy! You can't just sink in the darkness like this. Surrender, no matter how long you need to stay in the mental hospital in the future. , my brother takes care of you."
Why are you in a mental hospital
Is this what people say
Sammy was furious.
What a bastard brother!
what happened? what happened
Murder, arson, drug addiction
The paparazzi reporters listened with excitement.
They all had the excited expressions of 'finally caught the big news', and they stared at this scene, as if they had been beaten with blood.
Sammy looked at his second brother angrily: "Brother, what the hell are you talking about?"
Dunbar was distraught: "Brother, I called the police, I can't watch you make mistakes."
…
It can only be said that the second brother Dunbar is really alive and has a lot of trouble with his younger brother.
Absolute brother example!
The scene was chaotic to a certain extent.
Sammy, who finally figured out all the causes and consequences, just wanted to scold the streets.
For the most succinct and quick proof that 'Sami isn't some psychotic serial killer'.
Heilong Deen was too troublesome to summon Mickey from the 'Magic Cat Rehabilitation Center' and brought the dragon over to show everyone - he wasn't dead, he didn't lose a single scale, and he was still alive and kicking!
A farce!
But the entertainment media probably loved this farce.
When no one responded...
They concocted overnight: [The Hollywood rookie director you don't know - Midnight Butcher Sammy Griffin], [The rookie actor is suspected of tragic death, the murderer is actually him...], [The police are dispatched overnight, and the rookie director Sammy may be arrested Imprisoned], [It's love, it's vendetta, rookie actor Mickey has been missing for a few days, maybe he's been killed]
A series of news, which was later rated as 'the most sand sculpture of the year', was hyped up and down.
Hollywood especially appreciates such horrific and bizarre rumors. For a time, everyone felt as if they had been electrocuted, and they were full of energy.
The most important thing is that this incident also indirectly proves that there are indeed such a group of people with low IQ in Hollywood.
Bellman, the actor who was once admired by Sammy, wrote in his diary: "I was at a party at a friend's house in Beverly Hills when I got the news. It's incredible, how could this happen? They all said that Director Sammy killed Mickey, but it's ridiculous, it's a lie, I don't believe it at all. ]
[But a lot of people at the party actually believed it. ]
[They swore that they had already seen some bad signs between them. ]
[Because Mickey loves to pester Director Sammy too much, he is loyal to Director Sammy and very specific. So, except for director Sammy's film invitation, he doesn't participate in any of his films. ]
[This kind of single-mindedness has been a long time, and it is also a burden. And Director Sammy must have been so annoyed by him that he couldn't get rid of it... They may have some illicit transactions in private... So, this time it broke out. ]
If you ignore reason.
This set of inferences seems plausible.
After all, after becoming an actor like Mickey, he never made movies seriously. Facing a bright future, he repeatedly refused the invitation of famous directors and only devoted himself to Sammy's movies. It was really weird.
(Mickey: I ran to be an actor just because of my round face, of course I just want to act in his movies.)
Despite the various vague terms used in the news reports, 'suspected, possible, maybe' made the whole thing suspicious.
But in the case of everyone spreading the truth, Mickey has been 'killed' once, and Sammy has unfortunately been 'killed' once.
Even more interesting...
During this time, Sammy also received some phone calls from biographers.
These people are also too good at seizing the opportunity. As soon as they came up, they enthusiastically promoted themselves and expressed their willingness to help Sammy publish a biography for free.
Great biography of [Hollywood director turned serial killer], of course.
Sounds pretty cool.
It's a really good subject!
Sammy was as thoughtful as ever.
He even analyzed it from the director's point of view. If he really created a movie in which a Hollywood director turned into a serial killer, what would he do? Can it be sold
However, fake news is fake news after all.
Soon, even the police station took the initiative to stand up to help refute the rumor.
Micron also took the opportunity to appear in front of the public, proving the fact that he was 'not dead'.
In the process of being interviewed, Sammy talked a lot about the next new movie "The Exorcist", taking the opportunity to garner popularity and advertise.
While many reporters curiously tried to turn the subject back to the 'online misunderstanding of him as a serial killer'...
A certain little round face will always give a sharp, vicious, deadly and powerful blow: "Do I need to explain to everyone? Isn't it the best explanation for me to stand here and not be in prison?"
"People on the Internet are all idiots, and cool people like me are usually doing things for fun and then being discussed by others."
"Only idiots, who have nothing to do all day long, always stare at cool people. Once they find out that cool people have something interesting, they rush to discuss it, but they have low IQ and can't tell the truth from the false. Repeatedly exposing the stupid side to the public. But even if this happens, the idiots still can't control their stupidity and continue to ask more stupid questions."
The reporters 'coming to ask dumber questions' desperately wanted to kill him on the spot.
But Sammy had a small, round face and didn't care.
After beating up the troublesome second brother Dunbar...
He watched the resurgence of black fans under Twitter jumping around, watching calmly, enjoying these popular curses.