"It's not right to do it, it's not right to do it."
After the opening title of "The Exorcist" ended, the plot did not continue with the scene where the cat kills, but a strange old man appeared very jumping, he said ramble: "No one can deceive the god of death. , no one! Please, Al, don't do this…”
The audience in the theater looked at this scene inexplicably, and their doubts deepened.
The camera moved along the eyes of the old man, and a well-dressed man turned his head. The lights were not turned on in the room, but a few candles were lit on the table next to him, just illuminating his face.
Audiences immediately recognized that this was the man with the cat at the beginning of the film, and also Albioni, the hero played by Berman.
He is now completely different from the sloppy and homely innocuous tenant in the opening paragraph of the film. On the contrary, he looks arrogant and conceited between his eyebrows. "
"Deceiving the gods is never a trivial matter!"
The old man shouted in fear: "You are asking for your own death."
Albioni whistled nonchalantly.
The old man was so angry that he grabbed his sleeve and shouted, "Listen to my advice! You are seeking your own death, Al!"
"Then what do I do? Watching Katie die like this?"
Albioni waved off the old man's hand irritably, seemingly sarcastic, but in fact said comfortably: "Come on, don't talk about your clichés all day long, you are timid and timid all day long, no wonder for so many years Still no progress. Listen, I'm not like all of you, I'm the most powerful genius wizard ever! So, a normal spell, I'm sure to succeed."
"What if you fail? If you fail, do you know what you're going to face? That's death..." the old man couldn't help shouting.
"I will not fail," said Albioni coldly.
"Al, Dad, stop arguing." A female voice sounded.
On a single bed not far away, she reluctantly propped herself up. The light in the room was very dim, and she couldn't see her face clearly, only her weak and sad voice could be heard: "Al, this should not be the case. I did, but I, I know I can't persuade you. It's just... If, if you fail... Promise me, give up immediately, save yourself, don't force it any more... I, I should have died, this is destiny."
"Katie, my daughter."
The old man murmured sadly.
There was a stubborn look on the face of the man named Albioni.
His fingers tapped quickly on the table, showing that his heart was not completely calm, but his mouth was still hard, and he made a firm promise: "Don't worry, Katie. I have already made all preparations, Death can't take you away from me."
"Damn it! This guy actually wants to steal people from the god of death!" Some audience members in the theater couldn't help but exclaimed.
They stared intently at this episode, even though they had already vaguely guessed that the male protagonist might have failed, otherwise it would not have turned into the desolate look at the beginning of the film. But before the official dust settles, challenging the gods is still a very exciting thing for everyone.
Albioni really failed.
In the process, he used complex magic circles, precious potions, and some almost-lost forbidden spells, etc., to connect the soul of a white cat with the soul of the seriously ill woman. In exchange, trying to deceive death to take away the soul of the white cat, so as to spare the seriously ill woman, that is, his lover Katie.
His ego and arrogance are not without reason.
The genius magician is by no means a temporary name.
Under his various settings, the god of death was actually deceived and took away the soul of the white cat.
But unfortunately, the gods can only be deceived temporarily, but cannot be deceived forever.
Less than five minutes!
Reaper found out the truth and was furious.
It was clear that it was not raining, but the thunder roared in the air.
The candles were all extinguished, all the glass in the room rattled, and everything such as tables, chairs, beds, etc. floated in the air inexplicably, the air was tense, and murderous intent overflowed.
no doubt.
The gods wanted to kill Albioni who had offended him.
The situation was very serious for a while.
Even if the audience knew that the hero would not die, they could not help but watch this scene nervously.
Next, Katie's father, the old man who was ridiculed by Albioni for being timid as a mouse, but also a magician, stepped forward in time to sacrifice his soul to win a chance for the male lead.
However, even if the grim reaper who was tricked received this sacrifice, he was still not satisfied with the result.
In order to get revenge on Albioni, he completely imprisoned Katie's soul in the cat's soul on the grounds of "Since you have exchanged human and cat souls, she will continue to be a white cat from today on." body.
There was silence in the theater.
On the big screen, the self-defeating male protagonist knelt on the ground in pain, the confidence on his face disappeared, and he almost collapsed.
Overnight, he lost almost everything.
Fortunately, the white cat, who had already died, was revived little by little due to the infusion of Katie's human soul.
At this moment, the great white cat teacher showed his Oscar-winning (acting) acting skills.
I saw that she (he) slowly opened her eyes, and she didn't show any unwillingness or resentment because she became a cat. She was just not used to using this cat's body, and her movements seemed stiff.
Therefore, she on the screen (playing herself) performed some movements of trying to move the cat's claws, as if there was really a strong girl's soul silently saying: One, two, three, move! One, two, three, move! Come on, move! You can do it, you can do it.
In the end, it took her a long time to take control of her body, and then she opened her legs, stumbled and crawled towards her boyfriend, her fluffy body slammed into Albioni's body, those round The cat's eyes revealed a touch of human concern and sadness.
Albioni turned his head subconsciously, as if he had lost his soul, and looked at the white cat with a blank expression.
The white cat vigorously raised its paw and slapped the soft pad on the human's mouth with a 'smack', then opened its mouth and said softly: 'Meow! '
"This cat, this cat, has it become a sperm? Oh my god, the acting is amazing! God cat!"
"Don't mention acting skills, it's boring! Some actors look bright on the surface, but in fact, their acting skills may not be as good as a cat."
"Uh... So, the cat at the beginning of the film was made by his lover!"
"Wait, let me explain this relationship, Albioni is the male lead, and his lover should be regarded as the heroine. But now, his lover has become a cat, so the heroine is actually a Cats? Uh... do any of you remember Jennifer saying that there was a behind-the-scenes rule about casting a female lead, and that photo that Director Sammy tweeted later?"
"Hahaha I'm sorry, I laughed, the unspoken heroine? It turned out to be a cat."
"Fuck! That picture of 'Me and the hero and heroine', I even guessed the director's women's costume, but I didn't expect it to be the white cat."
For a time, many fans in the theater were quite excited to turn on their mobile phones and flip through Twitter.
There are also some people who want to grab the popularity and don't care that they are still in the movie theater. They just took out their mobile phones, opened the screen, opened Twitter, and quickly pre-empted a message: [I believe that when the crew chose the heroine this time, it was really unspoken rules. I suspect that everyone on the crew has touched, hugged, kissed, and even slept with the heroine. By the way, the heroine has a very, very high appearance and is unparalleled in beauty. Okay, I'm going to watch the movie. ]
Holy shit! What's the situation
Can the unspoken rules be said openly
Fans who haven't seen the movie are all shocked.
At the same time, there are fans in the theater who are considering other issues.
For example, a young couple sitting not far behind Sammy and Mickey, among them, the girl's consideration is very realistic: "How can a person and a cat fall in love together? The species are different, I don't know. Can you change back later?"
Species are different!
and many more!
Sammy subconsciously glanced sideways at Mickey Dragon beside him, and fell into deep thought: "This... People and dragons are together... "
Sensing the sight of the human being, Michaelon couldn't help but turn his head, while he was madly proud in his heart, "Humans absolutely love me so much that they want to see me from time to time", and at the same time, he showed his trademark innocent smile, and asked shyly, "Why? already?"
"nothing."
Sammy suddenly thought of a question and whispered in a casual chatting tone: "Forgot to ask, when did you become an adult?"
adult
Mickey Dragon's heart moved slightly, and he took advantage of the dim environment of the theater to secretly look at Sammy. After finding that the expression on the human Miao Yuan's face was very solemn, he took a look at some of the things that dragons must do when they grow up, which involves reproduction. Things, suddenly understood (Sami: I'm not, I don't have you, don't make up your mind).
He bit his lower lip, trying to pretend to be a seasoned man, leaning on the shoulders of humans like he had no bones, and whispering softly in a voice that had not yet gone through the period of voice change in the ears of humans, "You Don't worry, I'll be an adult in 100 years. It's very short, and it'll be over after a sleep. When I'm an adult, you can do whatever you want, we can do it... That... It doesn't matter if we don't, I have memories to pass on. Whether it's a human form or a dragon form, I'm sure I'm very good at it."
Oh!
Adult after a hundred years
Sammy was a little surprised.
Sammy didn't want to give up.
Sammy decided to ask the more practical and relatively urgent real-world question: "How good is the super club?"
He asked earnestly: "Do you think that the memory of inheritance will teach you how to deal with skeletons?"
Mikey is stunned: ... ?
Sammy pondered the scene silently.
His eyes suddenly lit up with excitement: "In the valley, in the moonlight, a dragon and a skeleton! I love it!! How poignant, how gothic! It's so cool! I want to..."
Mickey, who can never figure out exactly where Sammy is excited, is confused: No, wait! What's the matter with you? !