Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Chapter 78: Inexpensive and inhuman

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"No matter how bad things go, life goes on."

The male protagonist Albioni, played by Bellman, is standing on a street talking eloquently.

After going through the previous episode, the audience in the theater had a preliminary understanding of the male protagonist's experience and knew that he was bold enough to deceive the god of death. As a result, not only did the lover's father die tragically, but also the lover turned into a white cat, So, it almost collapsed.

But now...

The audience couldn't help looking at the screen curiously, thinking in their hearts: 'Did the genius magician get back on his feet? '

Apparently not.

There was no arrogance on Albioni's face.

He looked like a down-and-out street magician, dressed in an outdated evening dress and a sly language, and then used some boring card games and clumsy tricks to attract the attention of the onlookers.

"Life goes on and so does the magic," Albioni said with a smile.

He showed the top hat in the direction of the crowd, indicating that it was empty, and then, under everyone's attention, began to stretch out his arms to take out the top hat: "Come on, please look! See what this is? Magical What will the hat bring us? What? A pigeon? No, it's too old-fashioned! It's going to be... a cat... Huh? Where's my cat?"

At this time, a boy suddenly pointed behind him and said, "The cat is there, you forgot to put it in."

There was a burst of laughter from the crowd.

Albioni turned around and found the white cat squatting behind him expressionlessly.

He couldn't help his eyes indicating 'Why don't you get into the hat and make my magic fail'; the white cat unceremoniously cast him a contemptive look 'Idiot! '!

"Did your hat-trick fail?" asked the boy who pointed out that the white cat was there.

"Uh..." Albioni turned around and smiled awkwardly, trying to maintain the scene and talking nonsense: "It depends on what the definition of failure is, what is failure? Failure is the mother of success, failure is The only way to go through the rough road of life is…”

The white cat behind him showed an expression of incomparable disgust.

It seemed to turn its head away unintentionally, not wanting to see the man acting stupid.

The boy was expressionless.

There was another burst of laughter from the crowd, and it seemed like it was a lot of fun to watch this down-and-out third-rate magician make a fool of himself.

"Never give up because of a failure, maybe try harder and success is just around the corner."

Albioni insisted and continued: "I still have a great magic that I haven't shown, and it's here... As long as I recite the spell, a magical slaying sword will appear in my hand... "

As he spoke, he opened his hand.

but…

Just listen to a crisp sound of 'dang bang'!

A sword that was obviously hidden on the body fell to the ground.

The whole place laughed.

Magicians have apparently become clowns, and magic shows have become burlesque shows.

The white cat covered his eyes with his paws, with an expression he couldn't bear to look at.

The boy smiled gleefully. "I've never seen you, the worst magician ever."

Albioni's expression was about to die with embarrassment.

He bent down to pick up the sword, and tried to continue talking nonsense towards the crowd: "What a sunny and beautiful weather, don't worry about this little mistake, it's nothing to fail once or twice, as long as you continue, you will always succeed. "

These tough words ushered in a new wave of laughter.

Albioni looked up at the sky: "Trust me, let me try again."

The boy sneered bitterly: "You are too bad, no matter how much you try, it is a waste of the world."

People couldn't help laughing, although they thought it was a bit too much for the boy to say that, but the man in front of him had no real ability in magic at all except for dressing up. After failing two magic tricks in a row, it seemed that there was really no need to persevere.

Albioni was now in front of the boy.

He said in an embarrassed tone: "I'm sorry, but I still want to try it one last time, maybe... Maybe it will be successful this time."

The boy snorted contemptuously.

Albioni smiled.

While everyone was waiting to see his third ugliness...

The desolate magician neatly pulled out his sword and slashed at the unsuspecting boy without hesitation. As he slashed with sword after sword, the boy fell to the ground screaming and blood spattered. There were several screams of frightened screams from the people next to him.

Everyone was stunned!

Everyone wants to stop this atrocity, and they want to call the police as soon as possible.

But the next moment!

Under everyone's attention, the boy who fell in a pool of blood had his head turned into a donkey's head, and his body was still human, but the surface of his skin was covered with layers of dense scales, one hand turned into claws, the other hand turned into hooves …

In this process, the entire deformation process is incomparably high-definition and real.

For example, the connection between the head and the neck of the donkey, as well as those scales, are all very natural, without any false sense.

"God! Monsters! There are monsters!"

On the screen, countless people screamed and fled, and some people fainted on the spot.

"This... this, this special effect is awesome!"

The audience in the theater was also shocked: "What is that? Devil?"

Bellman is also very good in this scene.

From the beginning to paralyze the monster, pretend to be a clumsy magician, and ramble to let everyone relax their guard, and finally hit hard! When the monster revealed its true prototype, he still couldn't help showing a trace of fear, but the next moment he showed the calmness of the once-genius magician, picked up the white cat with one hand, and quickly found a route to retreat.

"Your expression of calm mixed with fear is so amazing that I am impressed!"

Mick Lee, who worked with Sammy once in "Say Hello to the World" and is also a friend of Bellman's, called his friend to praise him after watching "The Exorcist".

Bellman hesitated, but answered the question honestly: "When I saw with my own eyes that a normal boy suddenly turned into a half-human half-ass, telling myself 'this is fake', and at the same time couldn't help but be afraid, That look is pretty easy to do.”

Mick Lee laughed on the other side of the phone: "I haven't seen you for a while, you have a lot of humor."

He also comforted: "Okay, I know you're in the play, but it's over, there's no need to be so immersed in it."

Bellman had to shut up with a wry smile.

But the level of unreasonable and bizarre filming of "The Exorcist" is really stressful.

For example, the donkey man.

At first I thought it was just a special effect after makeup.

But later, he accidentally met a donkey who was sitting in the background and devoted himself to eating tortillas.

When looking at it up close, there is no way to deceive myself that it is special effect makeup.

"What do you think I'm doing? Two corn tortillas are my salary today. If you look again, I won't give you a bite." The donkey man said.

Because he forgot to bring something, Bellman, who returned to the backstage, hurriedly said that he would never grab its tacos, but only two tacos a day's salary, what kind of cheap labor is this? It sounds so sad!

When I think about it, I can't be afraid at all.

Out of curiosity, Bellman later quietly pretended to inadvertently asked several 'actors' who were obviously not in the same style as human beings, and found an astonishing fact, what are the female beasts and bird monsters hired by the three packs of best-selling bird feed. , the music-loving griffins hired by twenty music albums, the tree people hired by four boxes of newly developed pesticides and new varieties of fertilizers…

Let's not talk about why these magical species really exist.

Just talking about this salary...

Is it too low

Really black heart!

But no matter how black-hearted, these cheap laborers are still working hard.

Therefore, in the following time, in the words of fans later, it is 'special effects don't need money'.

The male protagonist Albioni takes his white cat lover to start a journey of slaying demons and slaying demons.

Countless ghosts, demons and monsters that have never been seen before appear, but they are all killed by them.

From the audience's point of view, this section actually has no plot at all, but it just happens that you can't take your eyes off it.

Because those endless, unheard and various magical species completely make up for the weakness of the plot. They are completely madly brushing their presence on the screen, and they appear one after another. Their existence is for the whole movie. It has successfully created a mysterious, fantastic and wonderful world in which gods, ghosts, and people coexist, which makes it dizzying to see all the way.

The only thing that drives me crazy is!

In this period, no matter how rare and rare these magical species are, as long as they hit the hands of the male protagonist and the white cat, they will all die.

What's even more hateful is that the male protagonist Albioni and the others did this not for justice.

He slays demons and demons, and kills demons and ghosts when he sees them, just to try to please the gods on this side of heaven...

Because, after offending the god of death, in order to completely free his lover from the imprisoned white cat's body, he can only choose the existence of the same god to seek refuge.

But as we all know, asking for help from the devil is unreliable, and Albioni doesn't want his lover to break away from the white cat's body, and because he cooperates with the devil, he must go to hell, so the choice is naturally only heaven.

for the approval of heaven.

He joined forces with the white cat, and gradually became a male and a female Shuangsha who specializes in killing the aliens in the world. Well, considering the appearance of the white cat at this time, maybe it will be called the human cat Shuangsha

But one person and one cat are fans of the authorities.

The audience in the theater had already discovered what was wrong with them: "Isn't this really indiscriminate killing of innocents? That ghost needs to be eliminated? She just wants to stay with her parents for a few more days." "And that little flower Jing, just want to play with the children, but also kill them?"

So, the witch came in.

The plot resumes from the beginning of the film.

The white cat's paws ran across the landlord's neck.

The landlord fell to the ground, and the spell to maintain the human form gradually disappeared.

The red blood gradually turned into a pale yellow transparent liquid.

The original human body has also become a tree.