Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Chapter 79: Humans are really scary

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The witch accuses Albioni and the white cat of killing innocents.

The white cat sat on the side licking its paws, and Albioni showed an impatient attitude: "Come on, this is not a human at all, but a monster."

The two had a big fight and broke up.

The witch angrily grabbed the tree and turned to leave, as if she was really annoyed by Albioni's remarks that "monsters should be killed", but the anger on her face disappeared as soon as she went out. Then, she walked home quickly, dug a hole in her yard, and planted the tree.

"Fortunately, the ontology is a tree."

The witch supported the planted tree trunk and said to herself: "The tree was cut down, should it still be alive?"

Such a very scientific explanation suddenly appeared in such an unscientific movie.

The audience who had been watching the big screen burst into laughter: "Haha, that's right, that's right, a tree can grow back after cutting it down."

It's just a small over-exaggeration.

In the ensuing plot, the witch begins to constantly fight against one man and one cat, preventing them from slaughtering the monsters who have done no wrong.

Compared with the killing of the Quartet before one person and one cat, the witch's trouble will undoubtedly increase a lot of waves.

When the script first came out, Ms. Selena, the original author of the novel, was a little worried: "The audience will hate witches."

This is an understandable thing.

People are always used to thinking from the protagonist's standpoint, and the witch suddenly appears, although she is a kind and just party, but constantly obstructing the implementation of the protagonist's various plans will naturally make the audience feel disgusted, especially in the previous plot. Having already explained the male protagonist's difficulties in doing this, the resurrection of a lover sounds like it is easy to arouse the sympathy of the audience.

But Sammy doesn't think so.

Because he thinks that Nali can handle the role without making her annoying.

Nali's acting is very good.

Although she has been playing some fixed types of roles in TV series in her early years, since she turned to the big screen, she has magically ushered in the second spring of her career, especially Mrs. Reynard in the "Snake Bane" has been suffering from the outside world. Good reviews.

This time, the witch she plays, although she has been hindering the male protagonist, is actually not annoying.

She did a great job and brought out all the freshness of the character.

Witches are kind, but not the stubborn and stereotyped type.

Therefore, although she prevents the male protagonist from killing monsters that are not harmful to humans, she will also assist the male protagonist and the white cat to remove those monsters that are really evil. In addition, from time to time, he will walk around with some cute little monsters around the male protagonist, trying to show through his behavior that the monsters are also cute and kind.

Can you imagine

Holding a crystal ball, wearing an exaggerated witch costume, smiling sweetly, with a bunch of jingling accessories hanging on her body, including silver bells for exorcism and other messy things, walking, often people are not heard. to.

It's a fun character.

Sammy loves the character.

Therefore, when this character appeared in the movie, the gloomy world that belonged to one person and one cat at the beginning became brighter.

On the set, he also asked the props team to paint some background props in color specifically for this role.

At that time, the producer who controlled the cost and prevented the director from overspending the money did not know the surprises (savings) in the special effects in the future. As soon as he heard that he was going to paint the rented props, he rushed out to stop it: "This is rented props. Yes! It's rented! You changed the color, what reason will we use to return it?"

Sammy thought for a while, and then asked tentatively, "A trade-in event? The boss should be happy and take advantage."

God trades old for new.

The producer laughed: "Do you think the boss is a fool?"

Sammy didn't know if the boss was an idiot, but he insisted on painting the props anyway.

The producer still wanted to solve the problem for the crew, so he asked in a negotiated tone, "Can I use the computer to adjust the colors after the filming is over."

- No, the computer-generated effects look unreal.

- Wake up, you are colorblind, no matter how you look at it, it will not be real! "

But due to Sammy's stubborn character, in the end, the producers gave in.

Therefore, when director Sammy was interviewed by reporters later, he specifically named and praised the producer: "I like XX, he is a very good person, except for his aesthetics, he is not very good at speaking, has soft ears, and likes to think wildly. A really nice guy."

Producer: … should I say thank you

All in all, these efforts have not been in vain.

The appearance of the witch did not arouse the audience's disgust. On the contrary, it relieved the overly depressing and tense plot. She has a very unique way of doing things, and can always think of places that others can't think of, such as replanting the killed tree people into the soil, trying to save the tree or something. Therefore, in the subsequent episodes, I always wanted the male protagonist and the white cat to accept those harmless little monsters, but instead they made a lot of harmless but funny little messes.

Under her troubles, the male protagonist and the white cat could no longer maintain a bitter and hated look.

Especially the appearance of the witch aroused the jealousy of the real heroine, the white cat, and the two and one cat actually showed a complicated relationship like a love triangle.

In order to appease the white cat lover, the male protagonist can't just focus on eliminating demons as before, and ignore everything else.

He started coaxing the white cat, talking to the white cat from time to time, and...

When the white cat fell asleep with his eyes closed (sleeping), the male protagonist used to only stare at the side.

But this time, he approached slowly, bowed his head and kissed the fluffy mouth of the white cat, and the plot became tender for a time...

However, for this kiss, Director Sammy paid ten boxes of canned cats to persuade Teacher White Cat to devote himself to art (movie).

Bellman, who plays the male lead, has absolutely no opinion on this. As a dedicated actor, let alone kiss such a cute cat, even kissing a donkey is something that can be done with patience.

But for the non-human group on the set, it was a shock.

They have persuaded Teacher Bai Mao to pay attention to guarding against shameless humans, because...

"Humans are the most unscrupulous animals in the world."

Because the mermaid princess was written into a fairy tale, she also became a villain and her reputation was ruined. Over the years, the human-faced octopus, who has been paying attention to the stories of human beings, gets angry when she mentions this topic: "Look at those The protagonist in the story has no shame, and can play with any species, such as mermaids in the sea, foxes on land, dead corpses... Any cross-species things can be done, especially meat and vegetarian food. ... They also slandered us octopuses, and said in the game that our tentacles... It's too much, we octopuses reproduce once in a lifetime, okay? We are not as shameless as humans, and we reproduce three hundred and sixty-five days a year."

"What is this! Humans are even more perverted."

The tree man who was killed by the white cat as soon as he appeared on the scene also took the opportunity to make a righteous speech: "You don't know, since I can remember, humans have been sexually harassing me, especially my reproductive organs. Every time my family and I wanted to reproduce (bloom), humans would happily run over, cut off our reproductive organs, take them away, kiss them on the lips, put them on their heads to take pictures, or It is dried and soaked in water to drink, and sometimes it is used to extract oil (essential oil) and rub it on the body, add it to some skin care products, and then rub it on the face…”

Break it off!

Is it so scary? Also soak in water, squeeze oil, wipe your face...

All the non-humans in the crew were stunned.

This is no longer a love story, but a horror story!

But the tree man swore, "If I tell a lie, I'll be burned to death."

For plants, this is a very serious oath.

Therefore, the non-humans immediately believed the words of the tree people.

They trembled in unison: "Humans are terrible!"

Under such heavy psychological pressure, Teacher Baimao can keep his promise and hold still, allowing Bellman to kiss instead of reflexively scratching his full face, which is really very dedicated and dedicated.

However, in the process of enduring, he couldn't help but think of the stupid student Mai Qilong he had taught, and he couldn't help being awe-inspiring: "Being able to fall in love with a terrible human being, even if you are a minor, is courageous. It really deserves to have a long history. , The magical and great dragon clan."