Although non-human extras spit behind their backs, they often pay more attention to the spirit of contract than human beings. Although the salary they receive is some worthless things such as corn cakes, pesticides and fertilizers, but since they agreed, they will do their best. complete his work. As a result, the whole film has entered the most fantastic, romantic and warm stage.
At this time, because the witch was bent on changing the wrong attitude of the male protagonist and the white cat towards killing all the different species indiscriminately, she accidentally intervened between them many times, almost causing one person and one cat to have an emotional crisis.
Therefore, in order to appease the lover (white cat), the male protagonist naturally spends a lot of thought to coax the cat, what to buy dried fish, electric mouse, cat climbing frame...
There was laughter from time to time in the theater.
What's even more funny is that the interaction between the male protagonist Albioni and the white cat has indirectly caused the gossip of many non-humans.
These non-human beings are good monsters specially invited by witches to prove to one person and one cat that 'others can also be very kind and friendly'.
They don't know that the white cat has a human soul, so after seeing the male protagonist repeatedly do some very intimate actions to the white cat, they are deeply moved by this interracial love.
To help this couple.
They did a lot of interesting things, sang and danced around them, stood under the windowsill and recited human love poems, sent a lot of fish to the white cat in the name of the male protagonist, and sent plant reproductive organs to the male protagonist in the name of the white cat (The non-humans are actually very confused, but it is said that humans like it)…
Albioni gradually became less murderous.
The white cat also seemed to relax a lot.
One person and one cat walk on the grass, and sit on the hillside together and look into the distance.
The non-humans and the witch were hiding not far away, excitedly and curiously watching them fall in love.
The camera slowly pulled up and shot the scene downwards.
The stretches of grass, the blue sky, the harmonious coexistence between humans and non-humans, the whole big screen is like a beautiful picture, which is fascinating.
There is nothing special about the plot.
But at this moment, the expressions of the audience, but invariably showed a touch of tenderness.
However, the quiet time is short-lived after all.
When the camera rolls, there is a meeting going on in heaven, accompanied by holy chants, and since God is not at home, the meeting is dominated by angels. They agreed that "the world has become rotten, the ground is full of sin, and countless evils are rampant. Everyone should inherit the will of God and clean up the world at the right time, on the same scale as when God flooded the world. Of course. , During the cleaning process, for some people who have a heart for heaven, heaven will naturally not be stingy with a ticket for Noah's Ark."
As a result, Albioni, the exorcist who is a mercenary in heaven on earth and who kills alien monsters, received a message from the angel.
Following the call of the angel, he took the white cat to a church in the suburbs to meet the angel who came.
The messenger angel was very direct.
As soon as he came up, he first informed about the upcoming terrifying cleaning, and then said generously: "Heaven will never treat people who have meritorious deeds, and we will reserve a ticket for Noah's Ark for you in advance."
"Oh, I see."
Albioni acted indifferent, as if he didn't care at all.
This is not a heroic performance at all.
The audience couldn't help but be a little surprised and puzzled.
But the male protagonist Albioni did not show a very positive image to the audience from the very beginning of the film. He was arrogant and conceited and wanted to deceive the gods. In the middle and later stages of cats, they unscrupulously slaughtered non-human beings. Although they also protected human beings, they used this as a bargaining chip to try to please the heaven side and free the soul of the lover.
It can be said that he is a pure egoist.
Although after the appearance of the witch, she gradually showed some softness in the daily interaction with the white cat, but that softness is only for the white cat, to make the lover happy, and to make a little bit of harmless problems. concession.
So, after hearing the news that the world is about to be destroyed...
He didn't care at all, and he lit a cigarette for himself in his spare time, smoked it slowly, and said jokingly, "Noah's Ark? Do I need to bring a few pairs of birds and beasts to keep a seed?"
The angel who came to deliver the message could not understand human humor.
It answered in a straight-forward manner: "No, a ticket can only carry one life."
What
A ticket can only carry one life
Albioni looked at the white cat for a moment, his hand trembled subconsciously, the soot with sparks fell on his finger, and it scalded fiercely, only then did he fully awake and asked in a panic, "Katie... I I mean, my lover... what about my cat?"
The angel continued to do business: "A ticket can only carry one life, there is no place for her."
Albioni looked at the angel in disbelief.
The camera gave him a close-up of his face.
It was an extremely complex expression of shock, despair, sadness and anger, so that the face was twisted a little.
"I'll give Katie my ticket..." said Albioni through gritted teeth.
The white cat suddenly raised its head, patted his face with a paw, and let out a shrill meow.
But the angels ignored it.
He replied like a programmed robot: "The quota is fixed. Your ticket records your own life information and cannot be given to other Holy Spirits."
Albioni was as stiff as a sculpture, motionless and silent.
But the messenger angel didn't feel anything at all. He felt that he had already delivered the message intact, and helped to explain. After the task was completed perfectly, he flapped his wings and flew back to heaven happily.
In the empty church, only one person and one cat were left.
The white cat jumped on the human body lightly, staring at the man with a pair of cat eyes gently and innocently, and put its fluffy cat paws on the human's palm, trying to comfort him.
But although Albioni moved his eyes to the white cat, his eyes were empty and hopeless.
When the white cat tried to comfort him again, walked slowly beside him, and rubbed its body back and forth against the human...
Albioni suddenly raised his head and burst into a burst of laughter.
He laughed so exaggeratedly that he was even out of breath...
The white cat was startled, and even the fur on its tail exploded fluffy.
It stared at the male protagonist warily and worriedly.
The audience in the theater couldn't help showing a puzzled expression.
Michaelon was even more curious and asked the director directly to ask for spoilers: "Is he crazy? Is he crazy, and then I will appear to save the world? Didn't you say before... I, I am also a man The protagonist, even let me shoot that part..."
Sammy coughed.
He took Michaelon's hand and promised: "Of course you are the male lead."
However, the real male lead is still busy 'crazy'.
When the witch and the group of non-humans came over, they only heard bursts of crazy laughter from the church.
They looked at each other, not quite understanding what was going on.
The white cat squatted on a table, staring at Albioni without blinking.
There's also a very human look of concern on its cat's face.
After a while, Albioni finally stopped smiling.
But he raised a chair and smashed the cross in front of him!
Only to hear a loud 'boom', the cross was broken in half.
But Albioni didn't stop.
He was full of resentment, held up the chair and continued to smash it!
Until the cross was completely smashed into pieces, the pieces were scattered under his feet.
"I'm such an idiot, I'm such an idiot..."
He muttered to himself for a while, then turned his head and said softly to his white cat lover: "Whether it is death, angels, or gods, how can they pity and understand mortals when they are high above?"
The white cat sat upright and squatted.
Instead of running around, it showed a very accommodating expression, watching tenderly and listening quietly.
Albioni couldn't help crying: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made you become like this."
"I'm sorry, but..." While weeping, he bent down to kiss the white cat: "I love you, I love you! I swear, I will let you live, not a life where your soul is imprisoned, but a real life down."
The solemn and sacred church, the broken cross, and the concentrating effect of the overhead lights.
The picture of Albioni kissing the white cat in tears is beautiful but full of sadness!
Many audience members in the theater were moved to tears.
The witch and the non-humans stood blankly at the door of the church, and didn't seem to have the heart to break the beauty of this moment.
But actually…
The non-humans are in a daze, just because they don't understand the plot at all.
Human-faced octopus: "Why are humans crying? Is this a trick to take advantage of cats?"
The tree man: "Interracial love, it is said that there is a taboo stimulation, probably stimulated."
"But cross-races don't give birth to babies," said the unicorn, who was struggling to reproduce.
"You can't have a baby if you don't cross races." The human-faced octopus replied casually: "Humans and cats are both males."
Oh, it's all public
Is it so trendy
Made two taboo movies in one go.
Interracial plus gay love.
The air was suddenly silent for several seconds.
for a long time…
The unicorn, who recently made a cameo appearance and only played for five minutes, once again broke the silence: "But the white cat looks so gentle, like a mother."
The tree man, who has been trying to absorb new knowledge, suddenly rushed to answer: "I understand, I understand! White cat, white cat is the one that humans say... What kind of women's clothing boss?"