Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Chapter 81: A protagonist in the history of photography

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If you compare divine power to the fuel that drives all actions.

Well, the divine power of God is the sea, and the divine power of the angels may only be relative to a small river.

But because the infinite God is not at home.

Therefore, whether it is to cleanse the world or create a Noah's Ark, it is a more troublesome job for the angels. They need a period of time to store up their strength before they can deliver the fatal blow.

The relevant departments of heaven immediately issued a notice, recruiting angels to contribute divine power.

This process is a bit like a human running to donate blood. The angels are sacred and solemn, and they are very hard lined up in a long line. The line is about to line up from one end of heaven to the other. The scale is more exaggerated than the Spring Festival in a certain country. Orderly shot out the light balls one by one, until I was exhausted, it was the next one's turn.

Is this the prep

What a sand sculpture plot!

The audience who were still worried about the 'end of the world' in the film all laughed.

The seriousness shown by the angels on the screen is very joyful.

At this time, the male protagonist who was determined to fight against Heaven's cleansing of the world went online again.

In order not to let his lover fall into the catastrophe of being washed by heaven, he arbitrarily decided to act alone, posing as a lone hero, and while the white cat was away, he left without saying goodbye and found him alone. Angel.

As Heaven's (ever) most hardcore licking dog, he rhetorically secured a visit to 'Arms of Heaven'.

Of course, the male protagonist who has switched camps and is determined to oppose heaven is definitely not idle to visit.

He just wanted to use his own power to destroy the weapon to save the fate of the world from being purged.

However, when he carefully mixed into heaven and saw the so-called heavenly weapon that was supposed to cleanse the world, he couldn't help but be stunned.

"Sorry, this weapon looks kind of like, like, like, uh, our human, that, that..."

The angel fanned the snow-white wings behind him and helped him finish his words impatiently: "Reservoir."

"...But, but this cistern, how can the cistern be used as a weapon..."

"It's very simple, pull the plug off, the water will fall from the sky, and a big flood will drown the world and clean everything."

So very reasonable!

Are all weapons in heaven so high

Under the stunned expression of the male protagonist...

The audience in the theater burst into laughter!

Even if the angel later explained what the cistern contained was not water, but another form of divine power displayed by the angels - holy water, the cistern used as a carrier is not an ordinary cistern, it should be called Divine Power Pool and so on, there is no way to stop the crazy laughter of the audience.

However, whether it is a reservoir or a magical pool.

After all, the male protagonist has to perform the important task of 'destroying the weapons of heaven and saving the world'.

In the middle, there were some insignificant twists and turns, and the plot moved forward rapidly.

In the end, the male protagonist successfully drilled a hole in the reservoir, and then the water slowly leaked and leaked...

- This way of saving the world is really different.

Several viewers nearly spit out the popcorn in their mouths.

As the water level in the cistern dropped, the angels soon discovered that the weapon was broken.

They all showed unusually puzzled expressions.

Albioni habitually glanced at the top hat in his hand, and his expression darkened after not seeing the white cat.

Then, the mortal character in his bones that once tried to play the god of death appeared again. When the angels were all puzzled and silent, he didn't have the slightest self-consciousness to be a thief, and he ran out and said with a sense of presence: "Don't worry, don't worry, things will be broken after a long time. Well, after so many years, the warranty period is probably over... If it has a warranty period."

The angels all turned their attention to him, and immediately realized that there is only such an outsider in heaven!

The atmosphere became extremely tense.

Next, comes the funniest moment of the movie.

It can be understood as a big fight.

The white cat and the witch teamed up with a group of non-human beings who were willing to help, and under the enthusiastic sponsorship of the department related to hell [As long as the angels are not happy, I am happy] department, they went to heaven and rescued the male protagonist.

The fighting scenes in this plot are very hearty, and the endless non-human races are also vivid.

However, in the eyes of movie theater audiences, there is no doubt that funds are burning.

But in fact, most of this scene is the result of editing and piecing together.

Only a few... such as some heavenly backgrounds, and some things that are difficult to perform in reality, inevitably still use some special effects technology, but this cost is definitely much less expensive than the original cost.

Therefore, when cheaply hired non-humans are filming, human actors are generally not present;

In the same way, when human actors are filming, non-human actors... well, most of the time they are not present, but they are occasionally present, and participate in the filming under the pretext of applying special effects makeup in advance.

There will indeed be a case of piercing...

But still, who will believe it when you say it

This incident brought a lot of mental pressure to some of the crew of "The Exorcist".

At one point, they couldn't figure out whether it was because the technology was developing too fast, the special effects makeup artist was so good that it was fake, or if they had hallucinations in their heads, so they went to see a psychiatrist one after another.

Director Sammy generously (with the saved special effects funds) reimbursed all the expenses for this part of the medical treatment.

All efforts are rewarded.

Today, the frequent exclamations from the audience in the theater are the best compliment to the entire crew.

(The crew members: mental illness is not in vain!)

Especially when Black Dragon Deen comes on the scene...

He is responsible for acting as the leader of the Hell-related departments.

As a result, the huge black dragon appeared on the big screen.

The lifelike real appearance made the audience's eyes unblinking. Just one swing of the huge dragon tail destroyed many buildings in heaven! It also danced repeatedly in the air, letting the dark aura that belonged to hell spread wantonly. (Black Dragon Deen: P! Black Dragon releases darkness like a fire dragon can breathe fire, what comes from hell, nonsense.)

Albioni, who had fled in the chaos, finally reunited with the witches.

That scene was very happy.

Sammy's various bad tastes can always be found in the filming.

This time, he especially likes to use Hollywood's routine to put old wine in new bottles, so it is still a classic Hollywood routine - no matter if the sky is falling apart, the city becomes ruins, or monsters attack, and a large number of human beings die, as long as the hero meets the beauty, he must kiss first. mouth.

So, the male protagonist rushed over with a look of excitement, rushing past the only pretty actress in the show like the wind!

He hugged the white cat tightly, grabbed the white cat's front paws, and kissed it passionately again.

The white cat teacher was ridiculed by the non-humans for a long time...

So, when I was shooting this scene, I was a little out of shape, and the cat turned away, showing a very reluctant expression.

However, stupid humans don't understand cats' wounded hearts.

Seeing the angry expression on the white cat's face, one by one was super excited.

"Ouch, kitty is angry."

"Can you not be angry? The male protagonist ran to the duel heaven with her on his back, how dangerous it is."

"Coax meow meow!"

"Yes, kiss and hug and hold it high!"

The audience couldn't help laughing while whispering from below.

Others let out a coaxing whistle.

This lively scene is not like watching a movie, but watching a circus performance.

Bellman, who played the leading role, wiped his face in the dark, dumbfounded.

"I'll probably make a name for it in the history of photography."

He reluctantly said to his friends: "...As the first cosplayer to fall in love with a cat."

By this time, the theater was full of laughter.

Laughter is very contagious, and sometimes some scenes that are a little funny but not so funny will not laugh when you watch it alone, but if you go to the theater, a group of people laugh, and then accompanied by People tend to join in uncontrollably in the on-screen drama and laugh along with it.

However, in this moment of collective joy, Mickey was once again sad.

He looked at the extraordinarily majestic huge black dragon on the screen, and his heart was as sour as if he had eaten a lemon.

"What's so good about those dull scales." The underage fire dragon showed an ugly jealous face uncontrollably.

He muttered a bunch of slandering black dragons in Sammy's ear: "Do you know why black dragon scales are so black? Because they never bathe or clean. It is said that when they were born, they were not so black. , but it will be thrown into the black mud by the female black dragon and roll around until the scales are completely black, and then they will be fished out. When they grow up, they will be so sloppy. …”

Sammy's IQ is always on.

He did not listen to partial beliefs, but questioned: "No, if you don't take a bath every day, there should be a strange smell. I recently worked with Mr. Dern, and the distance is quite close, there is no smell, and I don't see how dirty it is."

Mikey was not happy.

He turned his head angrily, and never wanted to talk to humans again.

But Sammy came over again: "By the way, remember what I promised you?"

Michaelon especially likes humans to lean towards him, because he is tall and big. When humans want to lean over, in order to reach their head, they often lean half of their body in their arms, which is very fulfilling. , was a little less angry in his heart, stretched out his claws and quietly hugged Sammy's waist, while pretending to be reserved and saying, "I don't remember."

Sammy didn't even notice the dragon's thoughts.

He excitedly said to himself: "I said that you are also the protagonist, wait and see, you will appear next."

"Ah, really?" Michaelon's anger disappeared all of a sudden.

"I also played," he asked enthusiastically.

Sammy pointed to the screen.

Mikey immediately turned his attention to the big screen.

At this time, another problem occurred.

Hell and heaven are clearly the same raccoon dog.

When the relevant departments of hell helped the male protagonist and the witches defeat heaven, they made up their minds and decided to take advantage of this great opportunity to invade the world!

Then, according to the heroic routine of the protagonist to save the world, the male protagonist exploded.

It may be that some kind of forbidden technique in the bloodline (pulled out by the screenwriter ghost) is used.

The red fire dragon flew up in the flames and appeared behind the male protagonist. The scene was magnificent and extraordinary.

"Look, you're the protagonist too!" Sammy proclaimed proudly, pointing to the screen.

"It seems to be the case." Mai Qilong thought about it for a long time, but still couldn't help but asked a little hurt: "But are you sure that I am also the protagonist, not the special effects of the protagonist's moves?"