The white cat teacher always likes to teach the dragon something that is not practical.
For example, the last time Mickey was asked to do something to tempt humans, it was too unreliable.
It's just a mess of teaching, and I don't know what it means to teach students in accordance with their aptitude.
Now it is.
In order to maintain the stability and order of human society, the real existence of dragons and other non-human elves has always been known to only a few people.
In the Animal Protection Association, there are people who know it, but that doesn't mean that two ordinary investigators can also know
Therefore, the first reaction of the two investigators when they saw the passports of Zuogen was not at all 'misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it turns out that you animals are killing each other, this is not under the control of humans' handshake and peace, but a look of surprise: "Oh, a foreigner, an international friend?" Then, he said bluntly: "Whether you are a foreigner or not, you have no privileges here, and cruelty to animals is wrong and illegal!"
Mickey's entire dragon was stunned.
He was particularly aggrieved: "This is fundamentally different from what Teacher White Cat said."
Sammy rolled his eyes, pulled the dragon aside, and decided to ignore the farce.
But the two investigators got together and discussed it, not wanting to return without success, but chose to linger in the filming location of the crew, on the one hand, supervising the crew, ready to rescue the abused animals at any time; Leaving, trying to make some big news for the sake of fame.
Rossi, who has always been good at communication, had to go out.
He tried to invite the two of them to smoke a cigarette, drink a drink, have a chat, or put in some money, so as to turn this nonsense into a big and a trivial matter as soon as possible.
But unfortunately, this time he kicked the iron plate.
"Are you trying to bribe us?" the two investigators said.
Rossi: "How is this a bribe, let's be friends."
The two investigators said with a solemn and solemn expression: "The souls of those tortured animals are watching us." "Yes, we will never join forces with the murderer's henchmen."
What a joke!
It's fucking sick!
Rossi turned away with a sullen look on his face.
He casually asked Sammy, "What would it be like to be watched by a rat's spirit every day?"
Sammy thought for a moment and replied, "There's always a rat thief trying to steal my cheese? And, do I need a cat?"
Many people in the crew laughed and thought this answer was quite reliable.
Next, Mick Lee also decided to join in the fun and do something for the crew.
His agent was talking bitterly, almost kneeling down to him and begging him not to do anything.
But Mick Lee was restless in his bones, and he promised well, and he turned his head and did what he had to do.
Unlike Rossi's 'communication and gift-giving' diplomacy, he decided to penetrate the enemy's interior.
After about a day or two, everyone on the set was surprised to see that the Hollywood star had become good friends with the two troublesome investigators.
Mick Lee humbly asked the two investigators some questions about animal protection, and he ate several vegetarian meals seriously. When he was about to win the trust of the two, he told them with a mysterious face: "Tonight, We're about to do a very important scene, in which Director Sammy has made a heartless decision to kill fifty chickens that don't lay eggs, in a wild carnage! Aim, are you laying eggs? No laying! Okay , bang-bang, cluck-cluck! Are you laying eggs? No! Bang-bang! cluck-cluck-da!"
This big star has superb acting skills, and was once considered by netizens as 'Oscar owes him a best actor'.
So, once it's done, it's really vivid and convincing.
Such absurd remarks and horse-catching performances actually convinced the two investigators.
They looked overly frightened and stupid: "How could he do this!" "Why would he do this?"
Mick Lee did not speak with a heavy face, and shook his head.
The two investigators also showed a sad look.
In a way, the two people sent by the Animal Protection Association are really doing their jobs. After helping mice fight for rat rights, they are now helping chickens.
They negotiated in private, and went to talk to Sammy first. If the negotiation was not right, they would take someone to stop the killing at night, and expose this cruel crew by the way.
However, Sammy never cared about people who didn't matter.
He was discussing the plot with screenwriter Hughes when the two approached.
But investigators don't care whether people are busy or not, they only care about animals.
So, they walked over, interrupted Sammy and Hughes' discussion, and came up with, "Sami, you can't do that."
"What's the meaning?"
"You can't kill those poor chickens, they're alive too."
Sammy, who didn't know what Mick Lee was doing behind the scenes, had a round face full of confusion: "I don't understand."
"Animals also have the right to be free from cruelty," two investigators said to you. "Animals have life just like humans." "You can't kill chickens just because they don't lay eggs." Lovely."
Sammy thinks they have the right idea.
Humans really should coexist peacefully with animals, but what does this have to do with him? Can he not represent human beings? And... how did you get involved with the chicken? Maybe... because the crew ate chicken yesterday? No reason!
Possibly finding Sammy's unhappy, ignorant indifference, the two investigators soon left in frustration.
They decided to carry out one last plan, to rescue the chickens themselves at night.
That night, while the entire crew was busy filming…
A group of people suddenly rushed in. There seemed to be paparazzi taking pictures with cameras. As soon as they came in, they looked around and kept shouting, "Where's the chicken? Where's the chicken? Where did you hide the chicken? It's too late, you've already killed the chicken! It's too much, hand over the chicken!"
It was a good shot at the time, but all of a sudden, the atmosphere changed.
Sammy was so angry that he wanted to raise the Dragon Slayer Sword and give this group of people a chill.
In the end, this group of people naturally got nothing.
Not to mention chicken, there is not even a chicken bone in the audience.
However, those paparazzi who fish in troubled waters and squeeze in with the crowd will probably feel that their trip is worthwhile.
They hugged the camera with a smile and continued to mix in the crowd. They were very proud. When they left, they even deliberately waved goodbye to the crew they knew.
The two investigators who knew that they had been spoofed looked at Mick Lee with a deceived and hurt expression, as if they were asking 'what about the trust between people'
However, Mick Lee's face was innocent, his eyes were as pure as that of a newborn baby, and he looked at them like a stranger he had never met before.
The next day, newspapers and magazines miraculously covered the event, and it was surprisingly well-informed.
They chose various angles to report the same event. Some were on the side of the Animal Protection Association, thinking that although it was a misunderstanding, there was nothing wrong with rescuing the animals; some were on the side of the crew, thinking that it was too unfortunate and the filming was too good. Okay, suddenly there are such a bunch of people, and the sky is a disaster.
But anyway.
After the trouble was over, due to the pressure of outside public opinion, the Animal Protection Association and the Animal Cruelty Prevention Association finally stopped by coincidence. Because they don't really want to become a group of robbers that the people say 'unreasonable, and relying on the association to act indiscriminately'.
The two investigators were not reconciled to failure, and wanted to do something to atone for their sins, so they depended on the crew.
Sammy was so annoyed that he had a small round face every day and was very unhappy.
Mickey was affected and troubled.
As an illiterate dragon with no legal awareness, he began to seriously consider the series of procedures of 'finding a remote place and burning people to ashes'.
At this time, Teacher White Cat finally arrived.
It was invited by the student Mickey (Mickey: no invitation, just protesting that the methods it gave were unreliable), carrying a small schoolbag, striding on four legs, trotting all the way to the crew to help solve this 'massacre' Animals' problem.
The two investigators stayed on the crew for so long, and finally saw a new animal appear, and immediately rushed over with excitement.
They wanted to take Teacher White Cat far away, away from Mickey, the rat killer, Mick Lee, the super-liar, and Sammy, who looked like a pervert.
But although Teacher Bai Mao is a fat man, he is a vigorous fat man.
It jumped in the air and jumped onto a large rock next to its own student. It also ripped open the small backpack on its body, took out what seemed to be a certificate with its claws, and handed it to Mai Qilong next to it.
Mickey took the documents in confusion, not knowing the situation at all.
Teacher Bai Mao has already shouted: "Show them, this certificate will work."
After the passport of the claw root country expired, Mai Qilong's trust in this teacher has plummeted.
But at this time, Teacher Bai Mao came to help from thousands of miles, and he also swore that his furry paws would work, so he decided to trust the teacher again.
The underage Xiaohuolong couldn't hide his joy and handed the documents to the two investigators.
The two investigators took it over suspiciously, and together they looked down at the documents the cat had brought.
However, the whole thing was not the normal development of 'after reading the documents, suddenly realized, apologized and left' as Mr. Bai Mao expected.
One of the two investigators was puzzled: "What is this?" The other smirked, "Haha, Funny!"
Teacher Bai Mao meows from the side: "No, what's the matter, meow?"
At this time, Mai Qilong took back the documents from the investigator. One dragon and one cat came over to take a look. Only the certificate said—Dragon Language Level 2 Expert License. Next to it was a two-inch photo of Teacher Bai Mao. With the kind of stencil, it looks very real.
Mai Qichao was surprised: "Mr. Baimao, you actually learned the dragon language?"
"Ah, I got it wrong."
The white cat teacher meowed and didn't answer.
Then, it turned sharply, waving its fluffy front paws, and began to swipe together in the small backpack.
In an instant, countless documents fell out of the backpack.
The illiterate dragon has really learned a lot this time.
He stared at the documents in a stunned manner, rekindling his confidence in Teacher Bai Mao.
At this time, the two investigators seemed to be stunned by such a spiritual cat.
They also walked over involuntarily, looked around, and saw the documents littered all over the floor that read - Certificate III of Animal and Human Communicator, Level 1 Transcript of Meow Language Specialization, First Place in Sprint Competition, Animal Spirit Analyst License, Animal Emotional Consultant Qualification Certificate, Senior Strategic Planner of Meow Ruler Earth, Membership Certificate of Association for the Protection of Humanity...
"Finally found it." Teacher Bai Mao struggled to grab the "Membership Certificate of the Association for the Protection of Humanity" with his claws.
It held its head high, threw the documents to the two investigators with contempt, and then licked its paws proudly, meaning, regardless of whether you are the Animal Protection Association, Ben Meow is still the Human Protection Association.
But the two investigators looked at each other, not understanding at all.
If the white cat was able to take out the documents in the first place, the investigators might have been really frightened, and at least they would go check these decent documents.
But not too far.
When the cat took out the pile of documents...
The investigators all sighed in admiration: "This cat is amazing, has it been practiced in the circus?"