Shi Yong fully hoped that Nanfeng could give him a good idea to turn the tide, but he didn't expect him to say such a sentence, which made him embarrassed and dumbfounded.
"Go," Nanfeng raised his hand, "Go now and make cooked rice from raw rice."
"Don't say it's a joke, real person." Shi Yong smiled bitterly.
"I'm not kidding you," Nanfeng put away his smile, "Go quickly."
Shi Yong dared to go anywhere, but Nanfeng said it seriously, and he didn't dare not to go. He hesitated, neither leaving nor staying.
Seeing this situation, Yuan Anning said to Nanfeng, "Don't rush him, and explain the reason to him and explain the truth."
After Yuan Anning finished speaking, Shi Yong turned to look at Nanfeng, waiting for his explanation.
Unexpectedly, Nanfeng did not explain the reason, but only taught how to do it and what to say, "Drink some wine, pretend to be drunk, and confess your feelings to her. She will naturally scold you. You don't need to care. Just go up and get close to her. She will definitely do it." You don’t have to worry about resistance, just do what you have to do.”
"Isn't it good?" Shi Yong grinned.
"Listen to me, and I guarantee that you will be able to hug the beauty back home." Nanfeng said.
"I'm not afraid if she disobeys. I'm just afraid of her yelling, so what should I do?" Shi Yong was very nervous.
"Just follow her call. Don't back down. It will happen. When it happens, kneel down and beg for her favor. If she doesn't agree, you won't get up." Nanfeng said.
"What if she goes to report to the official?" Shi Yong was still not sure whether Nanfeng was teasing him or helping him.
"Are you still afraid of officials?" Nanfeng asked back.
"She is very angry. She is afraid that she will commit suicide after being humiliated. So what should we do?" Shi Yong was worried.
"Stop it." Nanfeng said, "Go quickly and muster up the courage to confess your love to her. If she doesn't agree to marry you afterwards, you will be unable to bear it. I don't think she will forgive you for a while. Are you afraid? You have to kneel down for a day or two."
"What's the point of losing face by doing this?" Shi Yong still hesitated.
"Do you want face or people?" Nan Feng glared.
Shi Yong was so embarrassed that he couldn't stop smiling.
"Go quickly," Nanfeng urged again, "If you don't go, I will possess you and do it for you."
When Shi Yong heard this, his soul was filled with fear, "I don't dare bother the real person, I'll go, I'll go."
Nanfeng handed over a wine bottle and said, "Gather up your courage and go quickly."
Shi Yong took the jug, hesitated for a moment, drank the jug, turned around and left.
After Shi Yong left, Yuan Anning looked at Nanfeng in confusion.
Nanfeng knew that Yuan Anning was waiting for him to explain, so he said, "It's impossible that Miss Zhou didn't know that Shi Yong liked her for so many years, but Shi Yong had been defeated in many battles in his previous lives, and he was so scared that he didn't even dare to walk to the door. Once he got in, I just gave him a favor and kicked him in."
"What if Miss Zhou has no intention of him?" Yuan Anning frowned.
"Don't be afraid of that," Nanfeng said with a smile, "There is still a woman's nature."
Yuan Anning didn't know why and frowned in confusion.
Nanfeng still smiled, "Why do you say that men should marry when they are young and girls should marry when they are young? Because men like women and women also like men. Miss Zhou is not young anymore. She has already reached the age of tiger and wolf. This time she knows the taste of the marrow. I'm afraid it will be... It’s not too late to rejoice.”
"Alas," Yuan Anning sighed helplessly, "That's too arbitrary. What if Miss Zhou is calm and has no interest in male and female affairs..."
Nanfeng raised his hand to interrupt Yuan Anning, "The situation you mentioned is all an illusion. If you don't like the other person, you will use unintentional male and female affairs as an excuse and cover to refuse to get close to the other person."
Nanfeng's words did make sense, but Yuan Anning was still a little worried, "Let's go and have a look."
"Do you still have this hobby?" Nanfeng smiled evilly.
Yuan Anning looked at him.
Nanfeng smiled and stepped forward, "Let's go, just don't look, you can always listen to the noise."
Yuan Anning had long been accustomed to Nanfeng's nonsense, so he didn't take it seriously and followed him out.
It was already dark, and Shi Yong was gone, but Nanfeng could see his aura, so he took Yuan Anning slowly eastward.
"Are you sure you won't cause trouble?" Yuan Anning was still worried.
"No, believe me." Nan Feng shook his head.
"What if Miss Zhou doesn't forgive him?" Yuan Anning asked.
"No, I asked him to kneel down. I just gave Miss Zhou a step down. She has been an old girl for decades. She usually shows a cold face to others. Now that she suddenly gets married, she has to give her an excuse." Nan Feng Said casually.
"If your strategy works, I'm afraid countless bad people will imitate it." Yuan Anning said.
"Worrying blindly, who can imitate me?" Nanfeng said casually, "There are two prerequisites for such an action. One is that the woman likes her in her heart but is unable to reveal her true feelings because of her face. The other is that the person doing it is not afraid of the government. If there is no point, Kung Fu and Taoist, I'm afraid the government will arrest you before you even put on your pants."
While the two were talking, they turned the corner and saw Shi Yong standing hesitating in front of a house. Needless to say, that was Miss Zhou's residence.
Although Shi Yong drank, he still couldn't muster the courage to go in. When he saw Nan Feng and Yuan Anning appear from the street corner, he bravely tried to knock on the door.
Seeing this, Nan Feng coughed dryly, and when Shi Yong turned around, he made a gesture to climb over the wall. The latter hesitated for a moment, then climbed over the wall and entered.
Shi Yong didn't know whether he was nervous or not, but Yuan Anning was very nervous, frowning slightly, secretly preparing himself mentally, because a woman's scream was likely to be heard later.
She never thought that the woman's scream in her imagination did not appear. She had Taixuan cultivation, clear eyes and ears, and listened carefully. There was indeed a woman's voice of resistance in the house, saying, "Self-respect, self-respect, no, no." '
Yuan Anning could hear it, and so could Nanfeng, but he was not as nervous as Yuan Anning, he just had a smirk on his face.
"Miss Zhou is struggling to resist your bad idea, fearing that something unexpected will happen." Yuan Anning said in a low voice.
"Struggle and resist?" Nanfeng curled his lips and smiled, "If you really struggle and resist, it won't be like this. It will be hysterical shouting. It must be equated to come on, come on."
Miss Zhou said "no" for a while and then stopped saying "no" and changed into a different voice.
Nanfeng was no stranger to this kind of voice. He looked at Yuan Anning with a proud look on his face, "How is it? I was right."
Yuan Anning rolled his eyes in response. Nanfeng's idea was indeed useful, but even if it worked, it was still a bad idea. In fact, there were many ways to achieve the same effect, but he chose the most unreasonable one.
"After more than ten lifetimes of entanglements, the lovers are finally getting married." The movement inside made Yuan Anning very shy.
"It's because he is stupid," Nanfeng said. "If he had been a little smarter, he would have accomplished good things in his first life."
Yuan Anning is different from Zhuge Chanjuan. Zhuge Chanjuan will ask directly if she wants to ask something, but Yuan Anning won't. Even if she wants to ask, she will always ask with her eyes. Seeing the questioning meaning in Yuan Anning's eyes, Nanfeng explained, " He was afraid that someone else would take advantage of Miss Zhou, so he killed her, but in fact, he didn't have to do that. All he had to do was cook rice and treat her sincerely, and they should be able to get married."
Seeing that Yuan Anning was still doubtful, Nanfeng continued to explain, "If a man doesn't like a woman, he will always dislike her, even if he is forced to marry her. Women are not the same. A woman doesn't like a man at first, but once she is married, If he doesn’t like it, he will gradually turn into liking it.”
"Why is this?" Yuan Anning asked.
"You should cherish your broom," Nanfeng said casually. "The deal is done. They can't change the facts. They can only deceive themselves and others to make themselves feel that the person they are marrying still has many advantages. It is clear that they are marrying a piece of shit. They have to deceive themselves as well. They are just gold and jade that look like shit, otherwise, you will not be able to live in this life."
Seeing that Yuan Anning's expression was dubious, Nanfeng asked again, "Have you ever bought clothes?"
Yuan Anning didn't answer, she knew she didn't need to answer.
Nanfeng continued, "Both of the two pieces of clothing feel good. It's hard to choose. But once you buy one of them, you will like it more and more. The more you look at it, the more you feel that you have bought the right one. This is the mentality of self-preservation and self-deception." At work, even if you make the wrong choice, you still have to deceive yourself into choosing the right one, and few people have the courage to face up to and face their own wrong choices.”
Yuan Anning glanced at Nanfeng and nodded slowly.
There had been movement in the room while the two were talking, but at this time the sound was a little bit off. Nanfeng heard it and coughed dryly. That was enough for the first time.
Not long after, Shi Yong's voice came from the room as he knelt down and admitted his mistake. He only said that he was immoral after drinking and had offended Miss Zhou. Then he said some loving words such as never letting her down.
Then it was Miss Zhou who was talking.
Hearing the conversation in the room, Yuan Anning wanted to say that Nan Feng had guessed wrong, but he swallowed the words again.
Nanfeng laughed twice. He guessed the general idea correctly, but not the details, because Miss Zhou didn't show any pretense at all. She immediately forgave Shi Yong, saying that it was God's will, and she was willing to commit herself to it.
"Food, sex, and sex," Nanfeng said with a smile, "It seems that I still underestimated human nature."
Yuan Anning smiled and said nothing.
After the storm, there will always be a rainbow. Shi Yong and Miss Zhou began to talk heart-to-heart in the house. Shi Yong knew about Miss Zhou's situation, but Miss Zhou didn't know much about Shi Yong's past. She asked Shi Yong intentionally or unintentionally. Is there any other woman before Yong
Shi Yong and Miss Zhou spoke from inside, and they listened from the outside. After hearing what Miss Zhou asked, Yuan Anning slowly shook his head.
She didn't say why she shook her head, but Nanfeng could guess why she shook her head. "Men and women in the world are all like this. It's human nature. I can't blame her for questioning."
"Human nature?" Yuan Anning tilted his head.
Nanfeng nodded, "Both men and women care about these things."
"Why do you care?" Yuan Anning asked.
"You want to know?" Nanfeng asked with a smile.
Yuan Anning smiled and nodded.
Nan Feng said, "Men and women have different opinions on Yun Yu. For men, it is about seeking and occupying, but for women, it is about attracting and capturing. Men will not think that they are attracted and captured, and neither will women. You will think that you are being sought out and occupied.”
After Nanfeng finished speaking, Yuan Anning was thoughtful.
Nanfeng added, "The above are just my feelings, and other couples have different views. No man wants his woman to be found and occupied by other men, and no woman wants her man to be attracted and occupied by other women." Capture, this mentality is what they struggle with, and it is also the source of pain for men and women."
After Nanfeng finished speaking, he suddenly thought that he had two boats, so he shouldn't be so boastful and worried. He changed the subject before Yuan Anning could answer, "Let's go back, let's go back and wait for them to talk for a while." talk."
Yuan Anning looked at him with a smile.
Nanfeng coughed twice, "Let's go, let's go..."