Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack

Chapter 43

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The forest is dense with trees, and at two o'clock in the afternoon, the sun shines through the gaps in the leaves.

Under the leadership of Tang Qiaoqiao wielding a knife and cutting thorns all the way, Wei Yiqi and Xu Yuyi easily followed behind her, unimpeded all the way.

Xu Yuyi touched the small tug at the back of his head, and turned to Wei Yiqi, who was behind him, and whispered to discuss: "I think this is very bad, we two big men let a woman lead the way in front of us, it's unreasonable, no What a big man should do."

Wei Yiqi brushed the branches that grew horizontally, looked at Tang Qiaoqiao's energetic back, and said with a smile, "If you can do better than her, trust me, she will return the saber to you immediately and let you open the way. "

Tang Qiaoqiao actually didn't want to show her strength at all, even though she said that her charming personality had collapsed. But when it's time for her to help, she won't take a step back.

Xu Yuyi looked at Tang Qiaoqiao's slashing force, Wangtian stopped talking.

For the first time, he had doubts about himself, he was not even a woman

Tang Qiaoqiao's slashing became more and more energetic. After splitting the last bit of vines, he finally opened up and entered a relatively flat area. For the time being, there were no vines and dead branches standing in the way.

[Xu Shao's self-confidence boy heart was hit for the first time]

[Xu Shao doesn't need to feel inferior, after all, King Kong Barbie Joe's strength is not comparable to ordinary people] [It feels like a king with two bronze hiahiahia...]

[Nima walks so smoothly here, look at that group and you will know what bronze is.] At this time, Wang Xing'er, Guo Bao, and Zhang Yang are also facing the dilemma of vines blocking the way.

As an Olympic champion, Zhang Yang took a dagger and volunteered to open the way.

It's just that this is not a sports competition after all. Nature is so unreasonable.

Seeing this, Guo Bao said: "Next, change me, you can't do it alone, we all take turns."

Wang Xing'er was dumbfounded. Although she didn't speak, her expression revealed: She wants to go too

Seeing Wang Xing'er's weak and weak appearance, Zhang Yang took a breath and said, "Forget her, let's do more for the two of us."

Guo Bao had a smile on his face, but he spoke very ruthlessly: "It's better to take turns. We have to save our physical strength. After all, there is still a long way to go."

Wang Xing'er looked reluctant. She held the insect repellent firmly in her hand, and looked at the dense leaves with great vigilance, for fear that some poisonous insects would suddenly fly out of them.

Guo Bao was very fair. After slashing for a while, he immediately handed over the dagger to Wang Xing'er.

Wang Xing'er was holding the dagger, and she didn't know how to start. Zhang Yang couldn't look past and guided her a few times.

She stretched out her forearm and carefully swung the knife twice, only cutting off two leaves.

[My God, is Wang Xing’er holding a dagger or pinching chopsticks?][Is the vine poisonous? Standing so far, with arms stretched so long, wrists must not be able to work hard, it’s strange to chop them.] In fact, Wang Xing’er chopped a dozen times, the vines barely moved, and the back of his hand was cut, and tears came immediately. Out.

Wang Xing'er looked like a pear blossom and tears: "I'm sorry, I'm so useless."

Zhang Yang couldn't bear it: "You go to the back, or I will come."

Guo Bao didn't say anything, just frowned.

Although I have walked through the vines and thorns temporarily, it does not mean that the next road is easy to go. There are many dangers in the forest, and many people look at the flat road, but in fact, there may be a man-eating swamp under the piles of rotten leaves, so you must be extra careful.

The three of Tang Qiaoqiao carefully bypassed a small swamp, and had entered the forest for more than two hours at this time.

Although the tall and dense trees blocked most of the hot sun, it still felt very sultry because of the dense foliage and lack of air circulation.

Xu Yuyi's sweat has penetrated his back. When did he suffer from this since he was a child, he really shouldn't bet with those bad friends to participate in some wild survival show, slap his face and make a fat man, and go to London and Paris to watch a fashion week, Take a contrived street shot, isn't it fragrant

But looking at Tang Qiaoqiao, a woman, Wei Yiqi, a little kid under 20, didn't say a word "tired", he would not back down no matter what, he just said a few words of the program group.

"The show team is not a human being, and they are not even allowed to bring water."

He murmured: "Should we find a water source first? Otherwise, we will die of thirst if we can't find a supply point, and I don't know if the director has released water at the supply point."

Wei Yiqi's face was also flushed with heat. He pursed his dry lips and said, "Sister Qiao Qiao, what shall we do next?" Anyway, he will do whatever Sister Qiao Qiao says.

Tang Qiaoqiao stopped and looked ahead, when they just came to a fork.

Xu Yuyi leaned forward: "Which way are we going?"

Tang Qiaoqiao carefully observed the surrounding environment, then closed his eyes.

Nature is a natural aura storage field, but this aura field has been destroyed because of the destruction of the natural environment in modern society. However, in this forest that has not been infected by many human beings, Tang Qiaoqiao can feel the fluctuations of the natural aura.

She opened her eyes and pointed her slender fingers to the right.

"Let's go over there."

"Why, it doesn't look like the road on the left is as easy to go over there?" Xu Yuyi asked in confusion, the direction on the right looked darker.

Wei Yiqi: "Sister Qiao Qiao must be right."

Xu Yuyi glanced at him speechlessly, this little brat was like Tang Qiaoqiao's follower.

Tang Qiaoqiao smiled confidently: "Because I smelled the breath of water."

Xu Yuyi: "Really?"

Although he was suspicious, he still kept up with Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi.

As they walked, there was no stream in front of them, but a large wild bamboo forest. The bamboo forest is very lush, the bamboo leaves are verdant, and the towering bamboo seems to have no end in sight, forming a quiet bamboo forest corridor.

Xu Yuyi looked left and right: "Where is the water?"

Tang Qiaoqiao raised the corner of her mouth and pointed to the bamboo forest.

Xu Yuyi: "We're not here to travel. What's the use of this beautiful bamboo?"

Tang Qiaoqiao jumped off the small mound and trotted into the bamboo forest. She touched the bamboo body, put her ears on the bamboo, and knocked on them one by one.

"What are you doing? It's like knocking on a watermelon." Xu Yuyi was like a hundred thousand people moving.

Wei Yiqi: "Brother Yu Yi, don't worry, Sister Qiao Qiao must have her own reasons."

Tang Qiaoqiao found what she was looking for, patted the bamboo and smiled, "The water is in it."

"Are you kidding me? Will there be water in the bamboo?"

Tang Qiaoqiao used a saber to cut off a section of bamboo, and after cutting a small section, there was clear juice sloshing inside.

"This is called bamboo juice, natural drinking water."

"How can there be water in the sealed bamboo?" Wei Yiqi asked curiously.

"The difference in temperature between morning and evening will cause condensation water in the bamboo, and the capillary of the bamboo will suck the water in." Tang Qiaoqiao explained, opening the bamboo joints to gather the water together.

Xu Yuyi lay on the bamboo: "How do you see if there is water in it?"

Tang Qiaoqiao: "The sound of the knock is muffled, and there is a high chance of it."

Xu Yuyi was so excited, like an uncle who bought melons, knocking on the east and knocking on the west, and had a lot of fun.

Tang Qiaoqiao's mouth twitched: Could it be a fool

[Wuwuwu Qiaobao is really all-powerful, so I feel at ease following her]

[Xu Yuyi is really the stupid son of the landlord's family, look back at Tang Qiaoqiao's disgusting eyes 233333] [Bamboo os: Knock Li, do you hear me? Knock Li?]

The three collected a lot of bamboo juice, and finally eased their thirst.

Tang Qiaoqiao was not idle, and kept flipping the bamboo leaves on the ground with her feet.

Xu Yuyi is now curious about what she does: "What are you doing?"

"Look for bamboo shoots."

Tang Qiaoqiao's voice just fell, and his eyes lit up: "Here is it."

She squatted down, pulled away a pile of dead leaves, and a pointed brown-yellow bamboo shoot appeared on the ground.

"We have something to eat." Tang Qiaoqiao carefully dug along the periphery of the bamboo shoots, and after a while, the whole bamboo shoots were pulled out.

The bamboo shoots were still very tender, and Tang Qiaoqiao's saliva was secreted when he thought of the crispy and sweet taste of bamboo shoots.

Tang Qiaoqiao said happily: "Don't be stunned, hurry up and look for it. Be careful when digging, don't cut it off."

Hearing that it was delicious, Wei Yiqi and Xu Yuyi immediately dig up bamboo shoots separately.

Bamboo shoots have been eaten before, and this is the first time I have seen such a primitive appearance. Xu Yuyi was in high spirits, and after searching for a while, he didn't find one, but Wei Yiqi had already found two. He refused to admit defeat and began to pull under the bamboo.

"Ah! There are snakes!" Xu Yuyi just picked up a bunch of dead leaves, and suddenly saw a white thing, he was so frightened that he fell to the ground.

"Don't move." Tang Qiaoqiao became alert when she heard the snake.

Where did Xu Yuyi dare to move

Tang Qiaoqiao took light steps and approached slowly, Wei Yiqi and the photographer couldn't help holding their breath.

"Where is the snake?"

"It's under that bamboo." Xu Yuyi's heart was beating wildly, and the white snake seemed to be extremely poisonous.

[God is so scary, I can faint when I see a snake]

[Tang Qiaoqiao still dares to go there, shouldn't the show team have taken measures to deal with this situation?][Qiao Bao don't go there]

[Where is my quick-acting heart-saving pill]

Tang Qiaoqiao approached the bamboo that Xu Yuyi was talking about little by little, looked around, and saw the "snake" that scared Xu Yuyi half to death.

"Hahaha, where's the snake?" She laughed out loud, stretched out her hand to pull the thing up, and stretched it out in front of Xu Yuyi.

Xu Yuyi was so frightened that he closed his eyes and screamed, "Help, how dare you do it?"

He didn't dare to look, but the photographer's lens was clear.

In an instant, the live broadcast room:

[? ? ? ? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

[Xu Yuyi was almost scared to pee by this thing, it's too embarrassing] [What the hell is this? At first glance, it really looks like a white snake skin, I would have been scared if I changed it] Tang Qiaoqiao: "This is a bamboo fungus, not a snake."

Only then did Xu Yuyi open his eyes slightly, only to see a mushroom-shaped thing lying in Tang Qiaoqiao's palm. The top is a small tan hat, and under the small hat is a white mesh skirt that spreads down, because it was hidden in the dead leaves, it was mistaken for a white snake.

It turned out to be a false alarm, and Xu Yuyi suddenly collapsed to the ground, almost thinking that his life would be in danger.

Tang Qiaoqiao is like a treasure: "I just dug up bamboo shoots, and now I have bamboo fungus, this forest is really a treasure."

Xu Yuyi's heart was still a little empty, and he muttered to himself in disbelief: "I, Xu Yuyi, was actually scared by a small mushroom, what is my image?"

Wei Yiqi leaned over to Tang Qiaoqiao's side and rubbed his mouth: "How do I eat this?"

Tang Qiaoqiao smiled: "Whatever you eat is delicious, stewed soup is the most nourishing."

The two of them made a pile, and after studying how to eat, she turned her head and shouted at Xu Yuyi, "Stop screaming, get up and keep looking."

[Tang Qiaoqiao's eyes light up when he eats it, hahahahaha]

[Qiao Bao is holding bamboo fungus and bamboo shoots, he is like a little squirrel who eats, knocking cute] [Hahaha, no one cares about Xu Yuyi's little self-esteem that is on the verge of collapse, Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi are only related to how to eat bamboo fungus]Tang Qiaoqiao pulled up all the bamboo fungus that she found just now, and then continued to rummage around, and she found a few bamboo shoots and a few clumps of bamboo fungus.

"Let's walk forward, the bamboo forest is so dense, there may be a stream nearby."

Wei Yiqi took off his coat and wrapped the bamboo shoots and bamboo fungus. They also chopped down a few sections of bamboo and tied them with dead vines on their backs, ready to use them as containers.

Xu Yuyi was still haunted by the fact that he was frightened by wild fungi along the way. He looked down at his feet all the way, trying to save face and prove that he was not such a timid man.

Finally, he was found.

"Look, I also found mushrooms." Xu Yuyi shouted excitedly, pointing to a dead tree. Under the dead tree, there was a clump of pale yellow mushrooms, and there were white spots on the canopy.

He rushed over in three or two steps, and wanted to reach out and take it off, and Tang Qiaoqiao floated over with a cool sentence.

"That one belongs to the Suona blowing, the whole Murakami your family eats series."

Xu Yuyi's hand immediately shrank back.

"This is a poisonous mushroom? Isn't it that brightly colored ones are poisonous?"

"You can try if you want to invite a guest to dinner."

Xu Yuyi was really eager to try it: "I heard that there is a fungus in Yunnan that can see the dancing of the villain after eating it, I have always wanted to try it."

Tang Qiaoqiao looked at him speechlessly, no doubt he was the son of a wealthy family.

Stupid enough.

Of course, Xu Yuyi was eventually pulled away by Wei Yiqi.

On the way, Wei Yiqi also found a wild chestnut tree, and dug up a lot of wild vegetables. Everyone's clothes pockets were full, and those that couldn't fit were bundled up and carried away.

[Grass, are they going to live in the wild, or are they digging wild mountain goods] [I was worried that they didn't eat or drink, but now I feel like they can't finish it] [Yes, I'm obviously here to see the stars suffer and suffer. Being led off by Tang Qiaoqiao] [The upstairs said so, I must have not seen the other group, that group can satisfy your wishes] Wang Xing'er looked in pain, and sprayed the insect repellent in her hand as she walked.

"Why are these bugs only following me?"

Guo Bao walked in front of her, and said in a warm voice, "Maybe it's because you use too many cosmetics and the fragrance is too strong, so you provoke bugs."

"What? This also has an impact." Wang Xing'er was tortured by these insects, and the key point was that the insect repellent didn't seem to have much effect.

She couldn't help it, and slapped her hands angrily, trying to drive away the bugs, but accidentally touched something greasy and a little prickly on the branch. At first glance, it was a green caterpillar.

She screamed immediately, and flung her arms back and forth to avoid.

Guo Bao glanced behind her and said sternly, "Be careful, don't step back."

Unfortunately, it was too late, and Wang Xing'er stepped into the mud. It wasn't over yet, her hand grabbed randomly, grabbing the nearest Zhang Yang, Zhang Yang didn't stand firm, and half of his foot sank in.

Guo Bao's usual good face couldn't hold back at the moment, how could there be such a stupid woman, and he couldn't help at all, and only added to the chaos.

[no zuo no die!]

[Wang Xing’er killed herself, why did Zhang Yang get involved, it’s really a shame to have her in this group] Guo Bao let out a sigh of relief, but he still pulled the two up first, fortunately it wasn’t a swamp, otherwise it might end early recorded.

Wang Xing'er's lower body was covered with fishy and smelly mud. She sat on the ground and cried out on the spot. She didn't want to record anymore, she wanted to go home.

Zhang Yang's face was also ugly, but after all, he was in front of the camera, and the audience watched, so he could only hold back his temper and comfort him: "Don't cry, wait until we find a supply point, maybe there will be a change of clothes."

Guo Bao also stepped forward and persuaded a few words, no matter what, he pulled Wang Xing'er up and continued to walk forward.

It's just because of Wang Xing'er that they walked very slowly, but they didn't eat or drink for a long time, and everyone's strength was almost exhausted.

After finally finding a wild jujube tree, Guo Bao and Zhang Yang were overjoyed and quickly picked the jujube, wiped it on clean clothes and ate it.

Wang Xing'er was holding the dates and couldn't swallow them. How could they eat them without washing them

Guo Bao said blankly: "Don't dislike it. If you don't add some water, you will be dehydrated."

The corners of Wang Xing'er's mouth drooped, she thought about it, and ate a few dates in pain.

This group is still relying on dates to add a little water, and Tang Qiaoqiao really found a small stream.

There are fish swimming in the stream.

"There is meat to eat." Xu Yuyi took off his shoes and went into the water to catch fish, but the fish were slippery, how could it be so easy to catch.

Wei Yiqi had a deep understanding of this point.

So, he turned his eyes to Tang Qiaoqiao.

Following Sister Qiao Qiao, there is only meat to eat.

Tang Qiaoqiao found a stick, sharpened the top, then stood on the shore, seized the opportunity, struck quickly and ruthlessly, and stabbed a fish with the stick.

Xu Yuyi: "..."

I just wanted to get down on my knees and call my dad.

[Society, my sister Qiao, there are not many cruel words hahaha]

Tang Qiaoqiao forked three fish in a row, and even turned under a stone until the fat turtle.

She dissected and washed the fish and stringed it up with a wooden stick.

Wei Yiqi lit the fire with a lighter and grilled the fish on the fire.

Xu Yuyi sat aside, rubbed his hands, and looked greedy.

"It would be nice if there was salt, but without salt it always lacks flavor."

At this time, Tang Qiaoqiao reached out and pulled down the small powder bag that had been straddling his waist, took out a metal cylinder from it, and opened his mouth lightly.

"The salt is here. Do you want to add some chili powder? In fact, the grilled fish with cumin is also very fragrant."

Xu Yuyi & Wei Yiqi: ? ?

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