Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack

Chapter 44

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The clear creeks in the mountains gurgled, and the trees on both sides were lush.

Under the beauty of this deep mountain, Tang Qiaoqiao, Wei Yiqi, and Xu Yuyi lit a fire in the open space beside the creek and skewered the fish.

But when Tang Qiaoqiao calmly took out a stainless steel spice jar from his waist, the two guests present and the photographer who followed him were stunned.

In particular, Xu Yuyi's eyes were about to pop out, and his expression instantly pleased the netizens in the live broadcast room.

[Xu Shao suspects that there may be something wrong with his eyes at this moment 23333333] [Hahahaha Tang Qiaoqiao's thing hanging on his waist so preciously is just a spice jar! ! ! ! ! ] [As expected of a foodie Tang Qiao Qiao Qiao, the most important thing is to eat and drink well even in the mountains and the wild] [Qiao Bao always plays cards out of common sense, serious and funny]

[Please bear with me, my idol's painting style is so hydrogen (covering his face)] [Actually, as I expected, Tang Qiaoqiao can't do without eating wherever he goes] [This is a wild survival show, not played Jiajia, Tang Qiaoqiao only brings a condiment jar? ? It's too much of a joke, if she does the task alone, it's just the seasoning and the fart, and it may even fool her teammates] This question, Xu Yuyi also asked on the spot.

"You just bring this thing to live in the wild. If you don't have a team of the two of us, wouldn't you even be able to make a fire? At least bring some necessary supplies."

"Is it difficult to make a fire?" Tang Qiaoqiao asked.

She found a small dry stick and put some fluffy dry grass under the stick. Find a thinner stick and align it vertically with a small hole she dug out on the stick. Then she started rubbing the small stick with both hands, and she was so fast that others seemed to see an afterimage.

After a while, bursts of green smoke appeared on the stick, and a few sparks popped up from time to time. As the sparks landed on the withered grass at the bottom, the flames strung together.

Xu Yuyi was completely convinced this time: "I'll call you dad from now on."

Tang Qiaoqiao: "Thank you, but I can't have a son your age."

Xu Yuyi licked his face and said, "How can you do anything? I've never met a girl like you by my side."

Tang Qiaoqiao replied blankly: "Every girl is unique, of course you have never seen someone like me before you didn't know me."

[Hahahaha Xu Yuyi failed to flirt, Tang Qiaoqiao's straight daughter is straight] [I take back what Tang Qiaoqiao said just now that she would cheat on her teammates, she's just hanging on the wall] [I understand, others go to the wild to survive, Tang Qiaoqiao goes to the wild Eat and broadcast] Here Wei Yiqi and Xu Yuyi are grilling fish, Tang Qiaoqiao is not idle, and chooses three thick bamboo tubes. The two sides are closed, a hole is dug in the middle, the lid is retained, and it is placed between two stones, and the fire is lit under it, which acts as a temporary small pot.

Tang Qiaoqiao's whole set of actions when handling the bamboo tube was smooth and smooth. Although the saber was brought by Xu Yuyi, he didn't think carefully about what it was used for.

But the saber was in her hands, and it was simply played out.

In front of Tang Qiaoqiao, he and Wei Yiqi were just kindergarten children, the kind who just entered the kindergarten.

Tang Qiaoqiao dissected and washed the plump soft-shelled turtle, cut it into pieces, and the bamboo tube was slightly heated.

She took out the magic seasoning jar, turned the direction of the bottom, and poured a little oil into each bamboo tube.

Xu Yuyi was startled again: "Grass, even oil?"

After the oil was hot, Tang Qiaoqiao squeezed a little minced garlic into the bamboo tube.

Xu Yuyi: "Nima, do you have minced garlic?"

Tang Qiaoqiao ignored his surprise and used chopsticks made of wooden sticks to slap the minced garlic. After the fragrance came out, he divided the turtle into three parts and put them in a bamboo tube, and fry them briefly. Pour the cut bamboo fungus and bamboo shoots into the bamboo tube, add water, sprinkle some soy sauce, salt and pepper, close the lid and simmer.

Xu Yuyi was dying of curiosity. Where is the spice jar? It almost caught up with Doraemon's pocket.

"How much stuff is in your spice jar? You don't bring all the seasonings in the kitchen, right?"

Tang Qiaoqiao was very modest: "It's not that exaggerated."

"Where did you buy it? Is it imported? It's so amazing, how come I've never seen it before?" In Xu Yuyi's eyes, the stainless steel jar in Tang Qiaoqiao's hand was almost a high-tech product.

Wei Yiqi also raised his ears and listened, ready to go back and give himself a whole one.

Tang Qiaoqiao: "From the Dayiwu Small Commodity Market, a Xixi order is only 9 yuan and 9 yuan. You can't buy it and you can't be fooled."

Xu Yuyi: ? ?

[It turns out that Tang Qiaoqiao also used a certain Xixi to make orders hahaha, it’s too down to earth] [What do you want to import, maybe the imported ones we buy are imported from our Dayiwu export and sold domestically, proud face] This seasoning jar has since opened Xu Yuyi This is the new world of online shopping for this rich young master and big star.

The wild carp has been grilled to the point of sizzling oil, and the fish skin that has been cut with a knife curls slightly, revealing the white and tender fish inside, and a sub-burnt fragrance permeates the air.

When Tang Qiaoqiao saw that the heat was almost on, he lightly sprinkled a little chili powder and cumin grains on the grilled fish, instantly infusing the grilled fish with soul.

Spices really are one of the greatest inventions in human history.

The outer skin of the carp is crispy, and a bite will drop small slag, but when the skin is peeled off, the fish inside is extremely tender, especially the innermost abdominal cavity with baked soup.

The salt fully stimulates the tenderness and juiciness of the fish, twirling and jumping on the tip of the tongue, accompanied by the spicy aroma of chili powder and cumin grains, it is simply addicting.

Tang Qiaoqiao also invited the photographer to sit down and eat together, and the photographer was exhausted after taking pictures for a long time. Although they bring their own dry food, how can they compare to the fragrant fresh grilled fish.

So they ate delicious grilled fish while holding the camera.

"It's so delicious, it's so delicious that I want to cry." It was the first time Xu Yuyi had eaten such a primitive grilled fish. He originally thought that it would be enough to fill his stomach, but he didn't expect the fish to be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with a delicious and spicy taste. Can't stop eating.

The bamboo tube turtle soup is also stewed, and the high-end ingredients actually only need the simplest cooking method.

Turtle itself is a very nourishing ingredient, and bamboo sunflower is a herbal treasure that has always been used as a tribute. It does not need any complicated cooking, and does not require too much seasoning. Just simple stewing has already taken all the umami of the ingredients. into the soup.

The soft-shelled turtle has a firm texture and a smooth taste. The most delicious part is the skirt, which is extremely thick. When you bite down, all the meat reaches your mouth, leaving only the hard shell of the turtle.

The taste of bamboo fungus is crunchy, fresh bamboo shoots are refreshing and sweet, and the umami of the food itself is intoxicating enough.

Several people enjoyed their meals, and in the end they even ate the soup.

Xu Yuyi was still unfulfilled: "It's not enough to eat, but unfortunately only one turtle was caught."

Wei Yiqi grabbed the fire and said, "If Brother Yu Yi hasn't eaten enough, eat this."

Wild hairy chestnuts were buried in the fire under the grilled fish, and Tang Qiaoqiao gave each chestnut a small mouth. If the chestnuts are not opened and roasted at high temperature, there will be moisture inside the chestnuts, which will accumulate and swell and may explode.

By the time they had almost eaten the grilled fish and turtle soup, the chestnuts were also cooked.

After the fire roasted, the chestnut's mouth became larger, and the outer layer of leather could be peeled off easily, revealing the golden-yellow flesh, sweet and glutinous.

The freshly roasted chestnuts were a little hot, but the wonderful taste made Xu Yuyi scream while being scalded, and at the same time stretch out his hand to pick it up.

Tang Qiaoqiao patted the ashes on the peeled chestnuts on his hands and reminded him: "Don't eat too much, you will be thirsty if you eat too much."

"Woooooo, I know." Xu Yuyi nodded and agreed quickly, still stuffing it into his mouth.

[This is not survival in the wild, this is obviously the wild on the tip of the tongue] [I'm greedy, I'm really greedy, Tang Qiaoqiao, don't tempt me, I really want to lose weight] [Anything really goes into Qiao Bao's hands Can be turned into food]

[Tang Qiaoqiao's hands-on ability is too strong, I feel that if she is given enough time, she can build a small bamboo house]...

After Tang Qiaoqiao and the others had eaten and drank enough, in order to prevent the human tragedy of "setting the mountain on fire and sitting in the bottom of the prison", they used stream water to extinguish the fire.

Tang Qiaoqiao looked at the sky: "We have to find a supply point quickly, otherwise we will use the sky as the quilt and the earth as the hut."

At this time, Guo Bao, Zhang Yang and Wang Xing'er also discovered a small stream.

The three of them were exhausted from walking. They fell into the mud pit and left them unkempt, especially Wang Xing'er. The dirty and smelly mud had dried up and was sticking to her skin. I don't know if it was a psychological effect. Wang Xing'er felt itchy all over.

When she finally saw the water source, she looked up at the sky and wanted to cry. The first thing she thought of was not to drink water, but to rush to wash the mud on her body.

Just as she put her foot into the stream, Guo Bao said coldly behind her: "You'd better go downstream to wash, we have to drink it upstream."

Wang Xing'er's face showed displeasure, but thinking that she would also drink the water here, she endured it and went downstream with her shoes.

Guo Bao surveyed around the stream, looking for something that could be used as a container. This piece was really inaccessible, but he found a fat banana leaf.

Now there is no choice. He picks off a few thick banana leaves and folds them into a simple water container, which can be used improvised.

When he came back with a banana leaf, Zhang Yang was trying to catch fish, while Wang Xing'er was still sitting there soaking his feet.

Guo Bao put the banana leaf on the ground, and said in a bad breath, "It's best not to soak in this kind of stream for too long, there may be some bugs in it."

Wang Xing'er was indeed soaked in the ice-cold stream water.

Guo Bao was speechless.

[Wang Xing’er doesn’t understand people’s words, does Brother Bao tell you to stop being lazy and get up to work] [She is really an elm head, looking at me so angry]

Guo Bao endured secretly, and went to find dry wood to start the fire.

The fish in the river looked close in front of us, and it was really hard to catch them. After a long time, Zhang Yang fluttered for a long time, but he still found nothing.

Wang Xing'er cleaned the mud and finally felt a lot more comfortable and her mood improved. She was like a spectator, sitting on the bank and pointing.

"Well, on the left, there is one on the left, and it goes to the right."

"Oops, almost."

Zhang Yang was a little irritable when he couldn't catch the fish, but after being pointed by her, he couldn't find any direction.

"You are so loud that the fish are scared away."

Wang Xing'er murmured to herself, being kind to help but not appreciative, and ignorant of the good and the bad.

She had enough soaking and got up to go ashore. When she lifted her foot, she saw a soft-bodied worm the size of a little finger attached to her calf.

"what!"

Wang Xing'er was trembling in her heart, and she screamed in shock. The scream was so shrill that it suddenly started a bird in the forest.

Zhang Yang hurried over and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wang Xing'er burst into tears and her hands trembled: "Leech, there are leeches on my legs, help."

"Hurry up and help me get it down."

"It's digging in."

Zhang Yang looked at the crawling leech, and felt his hair was numb. He reached out and wanted to pick it up for her, but Guo Bao stopped him in time.

"Don't move, take it down forcibly, the mouthparts of the leech may still remain in the wound, which will be more troublesome then."

When Wang Xing'er heard this, her whole body trembled with fright: "Then what should I do?"

Guo Bao: "Zhang Yang, you gently pat near the leech, and I'll bake it with fire to force it down."

Wang Xing'er didn't dare to look at her calf at all. Now, no matter what method they use, they just need to get rid of the leech.

Guo Bao lightly roasted the leech with a lighter, and Zhang Yang kept slapping Wang Xing'er's calf. This method really worked, and the leech was finally removed.

Fortunately, it was discovered in time and the wound was not deep. Of the three, only Guo Bao's clothes were clean. He tore off a piece of cloth from the shirt he was wearing and simply bandaged her wound.

Wang Xing'er hadn't recovered from the shock, so she cried and said, "The program doesn't consider the safety of the guests at all. How can I choose such a dangerous place and don't provide medicines, what should I do if I get infected?"

Guo Bao kindly reminded her: "We signed an agreement before we came, and it wrote dangerous matters."

[Wang Xinger was so embarrassed to cry, Guo Bao reminded her not to stay in the water for too long, there would be bugs, and it was she who had been sitting there soaking her feet until she caught the leeches] [Before the guests participated in the show, the program team must have informed her There may be danger. I signed a contract and received a large sum of money. What kind of hardship is it now] [And Wang Xing’er did it all by herself, I didn’t see her doing anything, and I was screaming all the way] [Poor Guo Bao and Zhang Yang all the way. She cleaned up the mess, and she didn't even drink saliva.] Wang Xing'er cried alone for a long time, Guo Bao had barely boiled a little water with the banana leaves, Zhang Yang finally caught a fish, wrapped it in the remaining banana leaves and simply boiled it When it is cooked, the three of them eat it.

Wang Xing'er thought that there were leeches in the water. Even if it was boiled, she didn't want to drink it. She reluctantly ate a few mouthfuls of boiled fish.

Guo Bao and Zhang Yang were really hungry and didn't have the energy to control her, so they ate the rest of the fish soup.

At this time, Tang Qiaoqiao and the others finally found a supply point.

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