Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack

Chapter 45

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Before the sun went down, Tang Qiaoqiao and the three found a supply point set up by the show team.

"The program team finally made a comeback and left us with water, but there is still a pot," Xu Yuyi patted the stainless steel golden pot with a smile on his face, "It can be used to cook and eat."

Xu Yuyi has been completely conquered by Tang Qiaoqiao's craftsmanship, and he is thinking about what to eat next.

Tang Qiaoqiao rummaged through the supplies at the supply point and said, "Let's set up the tent first and stay here for the night."

They had no problem, so the three of them worked together to set up the tent, Tang Qiaoqiao slept on one, and the two of them slept together.

After setting up the tent, the sun was about to set on the other side of the mountain, Tang Qiaoqiao decided to make dinner before it was completely dark.

Rabbits are eaten at night.

Yes, Tang Qiaoqiao caught another fat silly rabbit on the way.

"Bunny is so cute, of course I want to eat it."

When Tang Qiaoqiao was about to kill, Wei Yiqi volunteered to raise his hand.

"Sister Qiaoqiao, let me come."

"Huh?" Xu Yuyi looked at him in astonishment. Was Wei Yiqi crazy and actually took the initiative to kill the rabbit? He can eat it, but he can't do it, and he won't mix it up.

Tang Qiaoqiao also asked suspiciously, "Can you do it?"

Wei Yiqi was eager to try: "I've watched you cook so many times, I thought about trying it myself."

Tang Qiaoqiao glanced at him admiringly: "If you are conscious, you deserve to be with my sister, then come on."

Wei Yiqi looked excited, while Xu Yuyi silently moved his butt a little further away.

Wei Yiqi grabbed the rabbit and walked a little further away, but Tang Qiaoqiao was still not at ease and followed. The two squatted on the ground with their backs to Xu Yuyi, burying their heads in a silly rabbit.

Xu Yuyi was sitting in front of the fire alone, unable to see and curious. He stretched his neck but couldn't see anything. He only heard Tang Qiaoqiao's soft voice saying slowly, "It's faster to bleed from here."

"Yes, you have to start simply and kill with one knife."

"Turn its legs upside down and start with a slash across the legs so they can be peeled off completely."

"Yes, don't worry."

peel off? peel

Xu Yuyi shuddered as he imagined that scene.

Tang Qiaoqiao is not easy to mess with this woman.

"Wow, it's so clean." Wei Yiqi exclaimed from time to time, and the excitement in his voice was self-evident.

Tang Qiaoqiao whispered softly: "Little rabbit, don't be so stupid in your next life. When you see someone, run faster, or you will be eaten."

At this time, as the sun went down, the forest gradually dimmed. The dark forest is full of shadows, and I don't know what is hidden in it, while Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi are still burying their heads in killing rabbits, and gradually there is no sound, and the scene is silent.

Hearing that twilight was the time to meet the devil, Xu Yuyi looked at the depths of the gloomy forest, and then looked at the backs of the two people, and his heart suddenly lifted.

He swallowed: "Tang Qiaoqiao, Wei Yiqi, are you all well?"

At this moment, Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi finally turned around slowly, both of them holding blood-stained hands, their expressionless faces looked particularly gloomy against the firelight.

Tang Qiaoqiao said coldly, "Xu Yuyi."

"What, what are you doing?" Xu Yuyi started to stutter, "Why are you acting like a ghost?"

Tang Qiaoqiao smirked "hehe" twice and bent his bloody paws: "I'm so cute, why do you want to eat me?"

There was resentment in her eyes, and Xu Yuyi was taken aback: "Who are you, aren't you Tang Qiaoqiao?"

Tang Qiaoqiao: "I was jumping in front of you just now, you don't know me anymore."

Xu Yuyi stretched out his finger tremblingly: "You were caught by a rabbit? You have a debt and a debt, and I didn't kill you."

Wei Yiqi also agreed with a calm face: "You don't want to kill me, so why eat me?"

"Can you get on two bodies at the same time?" Xu Yuyi's eyes widened, and with a loud voice, he crawled into the tent in embarrassment.

"Haunted!"

silence!

After ten seconds.

There was a burst of wild laughter, Tang Qiaoqiao almost fell to the ground, and Wei Yiqi kept wiping away tears.

"Hahaha, I'll say I'll definitely scare him." Tang Qiaoqiao covered her stomach that hurt a little from laughing.

Wei Yi was overwhelmed, and she came up with this idea in just a short time, and she really got it right.

Especially her acting skills, even he was frightened for a moment.

Tang Qiaoqiao calmed down and suddenly turned to the camera, the corner of his mouth raised, and said solemnly: "My name is Tang Qiaoqiao, I am a professional actor, all directors and producers can look at me, I can act in anything, even horror movies. And I can also cook, I have multiple jobs, and I only get one paycheck, so the old man is not deceived."

Photographer who was actually a bit intimidated but still dutifully shot:…

He changed his face in a second, why did he suddenly advertise himself again

[Matt, I was also frightened by Tang Qiaoqiao's eyes just now, his acting skills are really good] [Mi Tu, Qiao Bao's eyes entered the scene too quickly]

[Directors please take a look at Tang Qiaoqiao, the show is so cheap, and most importantly, her cooking skills are top-notch] [Hahahahaha, the three of them together are definitely no more than ten years old, too naive to play this kind of game] [You guys Have you ever watched a cartoon called "Crazy Rabbits" when I was a child, it is a group of children who are put on by rabbits, it's just a shadow of childhood, I still don't understand why the school would put those kind of horror movies on us simple elementary school students, just now Tang Qiaoqiao's expression instantly reminded me of that movie] [I've seen it too, the shadow of childhood. Tang Qiaoqiao, you must make the rabbit very delicious, otherwise my little heart will not agree.] After Xu Yuyi knew that he was bluffed by Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi, he screamed for a long time, and kept shouting that his heart was hurt. Frightened, you must eat a little more rabbit meat to make up for it.

Tang Qiaoqiao agreed, and she made a rabbit meat with wild vine pepper.

The vine peppers are picked by the roadside and are green in color. Compared with Sichuan pepper, the taste of rattan pepper is softer, more lingering, and has a fragrance.

The rabbit meat is very tender. After stewing with wild vine pepper, the soft numbness of the vine pepper neutralizes the fishy smell of the rabbit meat. The tongue has a little numbness but not too much, and the taste is very delicious.

The three of them ate a good meal and slept at night to watch the night, and spent the night peacefully.

After getting up in the morning, Xu Yuyi ran to solve personal problems and came back excited.

"You see what I found?"

When he stretched out his hand, there were a few blue bird eggs lying in the palm of his hand.

"It's on the tree where I peed. It's not too high. I climbed up and got it. Now I have breakfast." Xu Yuyi said triumphantly, and he finally found some food.

Tang Qiaoqiao frowned: "Do you know what kind of egg this is?"

Xu Yuyi looked indifferent: "What kind of egg it is, as long as it can be eaten."

Tang Qiaoqiao explained: "This should be a crow's egg."

"What's the matter, crows can't eat?" Wei Yiqi asked.

"The crow's revenge is relatively strong. If it finds out that you stole the cubs, be careful that it will come to you for revenge."

Xu Yuyi: "What is a crow afraid of?"

Tang Qiaoqiao raised her eyebrows: "I'm afraid it's not a crow coming."

Xu Yuyi suddenly felt that the egg in his hand was a hot potato: "Then I'll put it back."

"Put it back? How can you do that?" Tang Qiaoqiao took the egg with a calm expression, "I took it all, and of course I ate it."

Xu Yuyi: "???" Then what did you mean by scaring me for a long time

[Xu Yuyi's expression made me laugh to death, it made Tang Qiaoqiao confused, whether to eat or not] [Tang Qiaoqiao: It is impossible to send it back, it must be eaten] Tang Qiaoqiao boiled the egg Now, the three of them ate separately, and then greeted everyone to pack things quickly.

Xu Yuyi stared at the sky cautiously, not seeing a single crow fur. Tang Qiaoqiao must be frightening him again, how can the crow know what revenge is, it's so funny.

Xu Yuyi just relaxed.

With a squeak, a lump of fluid fell on his forehead.

Not good!

He wiped it with his hand, and it was grayish-white. He sniffed it at the tip of his nose, and spit out a few words with an extremely ugly expression: "It's bird shit!"

He looked up and saw a black crow standing on the tree above his head, staring at him sharply, as if it was about to rush down.

What was even more frightening was that two or three crows fell next to it.

Nima, you are also forming a group. This is a group fight.

"Quick, let's withdraw, Xu Yuyi, you are in the rear." Tang Qiaoqiao put the bag on his back, waved his hand, and Wei Yiqi started to run.

Xu Yuyi also ran wild, and howled: "Why does it only poop on me, you two also ate it."

Tang Qiaoqiao shouted without looking back, "Maybe it treats your hair as a puddle."

Xu Yuyi grimaced: "Grass!"

[Booming in a trance]

[Tang Qiaoqiao said like this, I also cited Xu Yuyi's hair color like bird feces. In the future, this hair color should not be called grandma gray, bird shit, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "I laughed at the head, Xu Yu Yi is so sad, I finally found a few eggs and was found by the righteous master. It hurts] [Xu Yuyi paid by mistake after all, he is just a tool man on the back 23333] [I'm really curious clearly All three of them ate, why did the crow only trouble Xu Yuyi] [To be serious, it may be because Xu Yuyi was also contaminated with breath when he went to dig out the bird's nest, and the crow came after the breath. Crows are really vengeful birds, in short, don't provoke them easily] [I learned a new knowledge, Xu Yuyi, you are still somewhat useful]...

Since the live broadcast of "Wild Survival", the popularity can be said to be unprecedentedly high, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has been increasing, and the popularity of related topics has exceeded 100 million.

Before the recorded version of the show was broadcast, many netizens recorded their own screens and released various cut versions.

At the same time, most of the top ten hot searches were occupied by this show.

It's just that Tang Qiaoqiao's hot search words are extraordinarily different when the hot searches such as #王星儿张艺阳街拍#, #王星儿 Leech#, #most realwildsurvival# and so on take turns to brush their faces.

#Tang Qiaoqiao king with bronze#

#Don Qiaoqiao magical seasoning jar#

#The wild on the tip of Tang Qiaoqiao's tongue#

#Welcome to Tang Qiaoqiao's latest wild eating and broadcasting vlog#

#Tang Qiaoqiao horror movie acting#

#tangjojo? ? Define Hair Color Bird Shit White#

Passersby don't know. So, isn't this a wilderness survival variety show? Why is Tang Qiaoqiao's painting style so strange

Clicking on the topic, fans edited the essence of Tang Qiaoqiao's clips into a video.

The video begins with a passionate bgm, Tang Qiaoqiao bravely drives the road, cuts through thorns like walking on the ground, and smashes three fish with one fork.

Although Tang Qiaoqiao's video of kicking a big man was flying all over the sky before, but it was filmed by surveillance video after all, and it was blurry and always gave people an unreal feeling.

But this time, Tang Qiaoqiao really showed her amazing strength and ability to adapt to the environment under the high-definition camera.

Really not ordinary strong.

However, when netizens were amazed and admired by Tang Qiaoqiao's power, the style of painting changed suddenly in the second half, and bgm also became a funny style.

When other guests brought knives, lighters and other things to survive, Tang Qiaoqiao only brought a condiment jar, and was very proud to say that it was 9 pieces and 9 pieces.

Netizen: ? ?

The next step is that Tang Qiaoqiao can also make all kinds of delicious food in the wilderness, find water in bamboo, and cook without a pot and bamboo tube.

Compared with another group of miserable situations, Tang Qiaoqiao was like coming home in the wild, too leisurely.

However, when they finally saw Tang Qiaoqiao, Wei Yiqi and Xu Yuyi running wildly chased by the crow, everyone felt a lot more comfortable.

Finally, there was a time when Tang Qiaoqiao was deflated.

As a result, Tang Qiaoqiao's image has repeatedly jumped between the strong King Kong girl, the food-eating blogger and the comedian.

The author has something to say: I saw a news before that the crow revenge on the person who digs the eggs, and I thought of this stalk.