A certain person has practiced the Chunyang Boy Kungfu all his life in his previous life, and he is familiar with the situation of Yizhu Qingtian, but as it is today, it is the first time in two lives that drinking a little wine becomes such a virtue!
And there's a... overwhelming feeling.
Song Jue wanted to cry without tears and said: "Smile... what you drank just now... the world's best aphrodisiac wine..."
Ye Xiao was stunned when he heard this!
Then suddenly jumped up!
"Aphrodisiac wine? Really?" Ye Xiao exclaimed.
I was still a virgin for two lifetimes... Where do I need to drink aphrodisiac wine
This is such a big joke...
Song Jue said in astonishment: "Ah? You...you don't know how? You...you don't even know this?"
Ye Xiao grinned and bent over, covering his ears like a prawn to cover up the suddenness somewhere: "Nonsense... I... I have never had such a thing... How do I know, oh, hey... This... This feeling is really real." It's very strange... ”
Never... never had that... before
Song Jue stared, and was so shocked by this sentence that he couldn't speak: "You, you... Are you still a boy? A boy chicken?"
Ye Xiao rolled his eyes: "Nonsense! Ouch..."
Song Jue almost passed out, a virgin, and drank five catties of yang-strengthening wine
What's wrong with this
How do you get such a broiler chicken!
In desperation, he said angrily: "That's not right, then you used to fool around with those girls... where did you go? How come such a grown-up guy doesn't even know this shit?"
This should never have been said by an uncle; he actually blamed his nephew for not looking for flowers and asking Liu...
Ye Xiao groaned, knowing that his words were wrong, and moaned: "I just talk to them about life... talk about ideals..."
Song Jue's eyes widened, and he looked at him speechlessly. After a long time, he spit out and said angrily, "What are you talking about? You're just talking about life... about ideals with the big girl all night long?"
Ye Xiao could only nod his head: "Yes, yes, what else..."
Song Jue was completely stunned, and after another long, long time, he flew into a rage: "Didn't you fucking say it earlier... you the fuck... you you you... I'm asshole you are a saint..."
Staying with the big girl alone and widow all night, but discussing life and chatting about ideals... This is not a saint... what else can it be
Of course, it could be that incompetence and incompetence, but this kid has already become so virtuous, so he doesn't want to think about that incompetence!
"Then... what should we do now?" Song Jue said angrily.
At this time, there is really no other way.
If this kid is actually a hooligan, a hungry ghost, a pervert or something, that's easy to deal with, just find a brothel and throw him in there. But, this guy is still a virgin, maybe he doesn't know anything about that and that...
Then... that's really not going to work.
Too... too wasteful...
Ye Xiao moaned, bent over and stood up, muttering: "Hey, it's nothing... I'm going to take a cold shower first... This matter can be solved..."
Song Jue stared blankly at Ye Xiao walking out, bowing his waist like a prawn.
Then I heard a "poof" in the pond...
Someone immediately laughed out loud with anger and laughter, this little bastard finally suffered a hard time today... hurriedly followed him out, and shouted: "Come here... keep fetching well water for me..."
Thirty-six blood guards came after hearing the news...
The butler knows that in this way, ordinary water is probably useless...
This night, somewhere in Ye Mansion, the sound of splashing water never stopped.
Bucket after bucket of cold well water was first soaked by Ye Dashao's head; after a while, it was poured down again.
Wow!
Wow!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa...
A group of unscrupulous guards, a group of men who came here, seeing their young master in a mess, watching the constant flushing, looking at the tent that was propped up high in the young master's crotch, everyone was full of laughter. …
A few people were still fetching water here, and they couldn't control it, so they simply threw the bucket, sat on the ground and laughed loudly...
This thing is really fun.
A guard leaned close to the butler, whose face was neither crying nor laughing, and whispered: "Boss, does this matter need to be so troublesome... as long as the next restaurant... won't it be solved? Young Master, he also You can be regarded as a veteran in this way, and you are more clear than us!"
Song Jue glared: "Fart, you bastard! How can I be stupider than you? Is this kid still a veteran? A bullshit veteran, he is just a chicken... You know how he changed his behavior, without his knowing, He drank a jar of yang-strengthening wine! This guy doesn’t even know yang-strengthening wine! He’s actually a veteran... "
The guard scratched his head when he heard the words, and went back in a daze. After a while, he couldn't help laughing again, obviously just getting over it.
broiler? ! It turns out that the young master is actually a young chicken... Hahahaha...
However, looking at the ferocious and mighty appearance of the young master's lower body, even if he just looked at the tent, he was so majestic and majestic!
"This... this is not an ordinary broiler chicken... it's a big cock... and it's a top-quality fighting chicken inside the big cock..." The guard was originally laughing, but he couldn't laugh anymore.
Looking down at his crotch, he couldn't help feeling sad, ashamed of himself...
The farce continued into the early hours of the morning.
Seeing that the sky is about to break.
A certain monarch, who was always excited, finally felt that the energy seemed to have dissipated, and hurriedly stopped: "It's almost the same... My god, I took a bath in my whole life today... I took off a few clothes all over my body." Skin off."
As soon as this remark came out, it triggered a new round of laughter...
Since then, Lord Ye has been indifferent to the Yang-enhancing wine. Firstly, it is really unnecessary, and secondly, because it is too embarrassing, what happened tonight is simply the greatest shame of a certain monarch in his life!
However, he stored the other jars of wine that Zuo Wuji gave him. I dare not drink it... However, Ye Xiao modified this thing a bit.
I wanted to use it to shady people, but I never dreamed that the jars of wine Zuo Wuji gave would have an unexpected effect, and Ye Xiao would do a big thing because of it... I won't mention it later.
Because of this matter, Ye Xiao found Zuo Xiangfu, and beat Zuo Wuji who was at a loss!
A beating for no reason.
Zuo Wuji expressed that he was extremely wronged, and he had no idea what kind of madness this guy had gone into...
Later, when Zuo Wuji found out about this through various channels, he laughed so hard that his guts broke... and this matter became a great thing that Zuo Wuji and later Zuo Xiangye loved to talk about all his life.
Consider it the greatest honor of your life.
Contrary to someone, it is precisely to build the happiness of the prime minister on the pain of the monarch!
"Do you know the Laughing Monarch...haha... Back then, this kid drank five catties of Yang-strengthening wine that I sent in one go, wow hahaha..."
So it caused a burst of exclamation and admiration...
This is not mentioned later.
For the next two days, Ye Xiao ran out of the city every day.
Even Song Jue didn't know what Ye Xiao was going to do. Song Jue tried to follow him twice, but lost both times for no reason...
Obviously, in terms of tracking, Song is not only inferior to a certain monarch, but also inferior to Ning Biluo!
Song Jue's face was dull, and his mouth was ruthless: "Wait for your boy to come back. See if I don't beat you to death, you little bastard!"
But, when Ye Xiao came back, Song Jue didn't say anything again—he really couldn't afford to lose that man.
I think that I was also a master who was famous all over the world...
Now tracking down a boy who is only sixteen or seventeen years old, he was led to the toilet once, and was even led to a brothel the other time...
Then not even a single hair could be traced!
It's clear that the skills are not as good as others, so what face is there to talk about...
Gujinlong can feel it every day: Hey, that Feng Zhiling has entered the city again. Hey, that Feng Zhiling has left the city again. Huh…
This good feeling that everything is under control makes Gu Jinlong very comfortable.
Especially... the person who is in control doesn't know that he is in control...
That would be even better!
Especially thinking of that Feng Zhiling who was fooled by him, trusting himself with all his heart, and that Danyun Shendan and Tianwai Youming will also be available in the near future, and even after these things are obtained, someone will continue to trust him , maybe hundreds of years later, someone who has also achieved the pinnacle of alchemy will still trust himself so much, and devote all his life to marrying him, Gu Jinlong will be happier.
Whenever he thinks of these things, Gujinlong can't help showing a meaningful smile on his face. This kind of smile is full of a kind of: in the hands of wisdom beads, I have the world, romantic, pretentious...even, a little ambiguous means.
Every time Wan Zhenghao sees this kind of smile on Gujinlong's face, he always finds a reason to stay away!
Because, this kind of smile always gave him a greasy feeling of goosebumps all over his body, and the chrysanthemum also felt chills...
It seems to be a feeling that diarrhea may occur at any time...
Of course, Wan Zhenghao had never seen Ye Xiao's smile before.
If Wan Zhenghao had the chance to see Ye Xiao's smile these days, he would understand: there is definitely more than one pervert in this world!
Ye Xiao's smile now is even worse than Gu Jinlong's abnormality!
Right now, Ye Xiao is arranging formations again on a peak not far from Pen Tube Mountain, and there is such a smug smile on his face. Hmm, it's full of lewd and lascivious smell...
What was arranged this time was just a lost trace.
Moreover, Ye Xiao can be sure that with the methods of ancient and modern dragons, it may require some means, but it can definitely be broken!
On the mountain, Ye Xiao spent the past few days digging a cave with front and back ventilation, left and right wind, and passages up and down.
The middle position is a relatively huge space.
Moreover, it has been carefully arranged in it; even, in the spare time, I painted a few lifelike lotus flowers on the stone wall...
Then, he checked back and forth for a long time.
It was only after confirming that everything was safe that he finally nodded in satisfaction.