Words from people in the royal family are the most unreliable. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than trust the broken mouth of people in the royal family!
This is a wise saying.
His Majesty the Emperor said with a smile: "That's all, I'm here, everyone will be unhappy, well, I'll have a drink or two and leave. I won't be this unwelcome guest."
As he spoke, he sighed, and said: "Back then, a brother in the trenches was so strange to me... Hey, it's really embarrassing..."
He pointed at someone in the crowd and scolded with a smile: "Old Man Meng, you hide behind all the time. You were the one who shared a tent with me back then. You had a stomachache in the middle of the night and couldn't run away. When you came to my bed, you did it!" Did you forget about the crotch thing? What the hell, you still hated me when I watched you make a fool of yourself, did you think you were brilliant when you looked at me with a slumped head... Now when you see me, you don’t even take the initiative to speak , I see that your bald head is more wilted than the one below..."
Meng Lao Wu was a burly bald general with scars on his face. He rubbed his head and muttered, "Your Majesty, how dare you say that... If you hadn't given me laxatives back then, I wouldn't have pulled it in my trousers. Let you see everything..."
As soon as he said a word, the audience roared with laughter!
His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help but laugh, and said: "And you... and you, Han Laosan, Song Laoqi, Bai Xiaojiu, you, you...you bastards, we agreed to go together Fishing to improve my life, but I was the first to take off my clothes and jump into the water, but you all hugged my clothes and fled in a blink of an eye. I was naked and clutching my crotch. I dared to return to the camp in the dead of night. As soon as we arrived at the gate of the camp, you wicked people lit up all the torches and made a lot of noise, exposing me naked to the light, lest others would not know that there was a good show going on...and make such a big ugliness! At this moment, you are actually pretending not to know each other?"
He glared, pretending to be furious: "You bunch of ungrateful, nostalgic good things!"
His Majesty's narration of the series of past events made the atmosphere alive again in an instant.
Several people chattered together: "Your Majesty, you can't blame us that time... Why do you only talk about your embarrassment? In such a desolate place in Mobei, it is very rare to hit a female rabbit, but you gave it to me." Our old brothers took aphrodisiacs...so that each of us soaked in the cold water for a night, our reciprocation is already very polite... "
The emperor laughed loudly: "A bunch of shameless lazy bastards, who dared to take off my trousers back then, now they are afraid to have a drink with me, all of them are really fucking useless? "
His majesty's cursing and cursing made the generals recall their deep memories of the past, and a warm feeling emerged spontaneously, and they all yelled: "Who is afraid of you, come on! Do it!" This glass of wine!"
If this sentence was originally said before, no matter how you say it: you have the guts to drink this glass of wine! Whoever doesn't do it doesn't grow!
But now, words such as "you have the seed" and "who doesn't have the seed" are really afraid to say it.
"Just make a pot! One cup is not enough!" His Majesty the Emperor said proudly, holding up a pot: "I can't drink you to death, but I have to drink you!"
"Wait, wait... Your Majesty." The bald-headed fifth brother of Meng came over: "For safety, I have to check first. Maybe it's actually water in here. Who doesn't know who? When you drink, you are old We are fools, we are vulgar, but we are not fools. There are one and two things about being cheated, but you have to have a memory, right..."
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard the words, and they all cheered and shouted: "Well said, it makes sense, hurry up, check, check!"
Meng Laowu checked and found that it was really water. He looked shocked: "I said, Your Majesty, it has been so many years that your habit still hasn't changed. I really admire you..."
His Majesty the Emperor touched his nose and was speechless: "You bastard, dare to make me ugly in public, you will remember me..."
"Fine! Fine! It's really too much, hahaha..." The generals finally started booing together without any scruples.
Behind His Majesty, followed by an old eunuch with a white face and beardless face, he was holding his stomach and laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe, and said tremblingly: "Oh, Your Majesty, it's really fun here, just listen to you, Laughing so hard that the slaves can't do it anymore... Immediately orgasm... "
The emperor and generals who were bustling together suddenly heard such an earth-shattering sentence, and immediately turned to stare at the old eunuch silently, with weird eyes. After a long time, His Majesty the Emperor said in shock: "You... have an orgasm?"
The eunuch was still wiping away the tears from his laughter, and was overjoyed: "Yes, yes... the slave will cum..."
"puff!"
His Majesty the Emperor spit out the wine as soon as he took it, laughing loudly, all the generals were stunned, rubbing their stomachs, patting their thighs, and laughing earth-shatteringly.
A eunuch... actually said orgasm...
What a talent!
Do you have anything else down there
However, it is because of this episode! The restrained and awkward atmosphere before has finally completely dissipated, and His Majesty the Emperor has truly integrated himself into the group of generals. After shouting and drinking, he began to gear up, roll up his sleeves, and drink with old acquaintances. .
Only Ye Xiao observed one thing keenly. When His Majesty rolled up his sleeves, he patted the old eunuch's shoulder lightly, seemingly intentionally or unintentionally.
Seems like an apology? It seems to be... what
There was appreciation in Ye Xiao's eyes.
His Majesty the Emperor really exceeded his expectations.
But no matter what the reason was, His Majesty's pat on the eunuch's shoulder made Ye Xiao look at him with admiration. In short, after seeing him today, Ye Xiao has gained a lot of affection for what His Majesty the Emperor has done.
Originally, His Majesty the Emperor trapped his cheap father for twenty years with a promise made back then, and there was such a prince's son, who had almost confirmed the difficult relationship between the two parties, but after today...
As an emperor who ruled the world, he can still remember the robes of those years, and he can still put down his figure like this, laughing and cursing with his fellow generals back then. It is not easy, but commendable!
In addition, Ye Xiao could feel that when His Majesty said that, he was very sincere, at least at this moment, he did not put himself in the position of an emperor!
Also, the unexpected "joke" that the eunuch said was clearly for the last step to open up the atmosphere - which eunuch who can accompany the emperor is really a fool
Considering the old eunuch's age, he is the emperor's close person, and he has great power in his hands. Even if he considers himself a slave, but apart from the emperor himself, even the empress or the prince may not really dare to treat him as a slave. slave!
But such a person would rather sacrifice his dignity to open up this situation for the emperor.
And the last pat on his shoulder by His Majesty the Emperor also made Ye Xiao feel that this Emperor is a good person.
That slap, at the very least, is also comforting, and at the same time it is not stingy with praise!
Seeing the emperor like a fish in water among the generals, Ye Xiao finally understood why Huayang Wang and other war gods would serve him willingly!
Why is my cheap father, Ye Nantian, so shocking and unrecognizable, a superpower who is willing to make a twenty-year promise to him!
An emperor can do what he is now.
Even if it's pretentious, acting, it's enough!
His majesty's personal charm is enough to conquer everything.
Definitely has merit!
Thinking of the prince's intrigue with several princes, I couldn't help but feel a feeling in my heart: a tiger father and a dog son, that's all.
"Ye Xiao! Ye Xiao!" His Majesty the Emperor was yelling: "Little bastard, get over here! Your father is not here, and now you have dried up the jar of wine for him. Today I want to appreciate the wine balls..."
On the side, Meng Laowu stroked his bald head, and asked in surprise: "Your Majesty, Ye Xiaozi drinks only when he drinks, at most, he is so drunk that he vomits. What does it have to do with that wine glutinous rice ball?"
His Majesty the Emperor laughed loudly: "Don't you know that Ye Xiao has a nickname called 'Ye Xiao', a night snack soaked in wine, what is it if it's not a rice ball..."
Meng Laowu seemed to ponder for a moment, "Even if it's like this, it's not right. Yexiao is not Yuanxiao, and no matter how soaked it is, it's not Jiuniang balls!"
His Majesty the Emperor was also taken aback when he heard the words, and then said shamelessly: "I just said that the midnight snack that night was Yuanxiao, what the hell, can it work! If it's not meatballs, it must be meatballs!"
Meng Laowu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, with a flattering expression on his face: "You are the emperor, and you can say what you say..."
There was booing and booing all around, and there was a sudden explosion, one after another, in an endless stream!
The five generals of the Zhenbei Army all have a kind of "proud" brilliance on their faces!
Even though our general is not here, His Majesty still hasn't forgotten him! No matter when, never forget him!
Ye Xiao agreed with a wry smile on his face, what the hell, Lao Tzu's nickname of night snack is not only well-known, but today there is another "meatball" name, what a fucking bad luck! But at this moment, it seems that I can't go there, so I can only hold my nose and go, and gulp down the jar of wine that represents my father's favor.
The many civil and military officials in the side halls on both sides saw His Majesty the Emperor messing around here, and everyone had a complicated look in their eyes.
When the emperor was still a prince, he used to hide his identity and enter the army secretly. Everyone knows this.
But it was absolutely unexpected that His Majesty the Emperor would value this group of generals so much...