Ye smiled at home.
Three dandies are drinking.
The table was full of food and wine, delicacies from mountains and seas, everything that one could expect, with the power of the general's mansion, such a banquet was of course as effortless as flowing water. Ye Xiao talked eloquently and was in high spirits. As for the blood ginseng, it had actually turned into a shriveled dried radish when it was in the box; the most essential medicinal power had already entered the mysterious bead space and was being digested.
The butler came in quietly and stopped.
"What's the matter?" Ye Xiao asked kindly.
"It's like this, my lord... After you left the Wang family, Wang Danian left the house immediately." The housekeeper carefully said, "Go to the Prince's East Palace."
"En?" Ye Xiao frowned slightly, raised his head, and looked at the housekeeper.
Wang Danian's follow-up movements were within his expectations; this was actually a trick he set up to lure the snake out of the hole; so he was not surprised; what really surprised him was the butler.
I have even thought of these things, and I have prepared them in advance...
This is not something that ordinary people can think of or do.
This butler... is not an ordinary person!
Ye Xiao thought so in his heart.
Facing Ye Xiao's gaze, the housekeeper's expression remained unchanged, and he said calmly, "The villain will leave." He turned around and walked out, as humble and honest as ever.
But at this moment, Ye Xiao no longer has the original cognition.
Ye Nantian has been fighting outside all year round, so how can he be an ordinary person who can let him stay at home to take care of the family business and take care of things
After three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, Ye Xiao asked with the strength of wine: "By the way, you said the three of us just eat together and wait to die every day... I don't know if the two of you have anything for the future." Intend?"
"Future? Plan?" Zuo Wuji smiled, a little miserable, and said, "What future do I have in this life? What other plans can I have? I was born with such a disability, it is difficult for me to be so disabled. The privacy of speaking is looked down upon by others; however, it is exposed by someone with a heart, making everyone in the capital know that the second son of Zuo Xiang's family is an inhumane person! I can still lift it up Let’s start? What other plans are there? Is there a future for a guy like me? Let’s muddle through!”
He drank while talking, and in the blink of an eye, he drank three glasses.
Zuo Wuji drank in a hurry, and an indescribable misery loomed on his handsome face: "You know, now in the brothel, those who claim to be entertainers but not themselves are most welcome to me, because even they know, even if they are They stand naked in front of me, and I can't do anything... Ye Xiao, for a person like me, what other plans do you think I have?"
Ye Xiao sighed softly. To be honest, he really felt sorry for the second son from the left. He is also a man, so how can he not understand the pain of a man who can't do it.
While thinking about it, I suddenly remembered that there was a kind of panacea circulating in Tianyu called Suoyang Rejuvenation Pill. The reason why I used the rhetoric of "spreading" was because this panacea itself was not high-level and only had a fifth grade. , Moreover, the effect of this pill is relatively simple, it does not help to improve the cultivation base, the power of reviving the soul, it can only increase the vitality and replenish the essence, and to put it bluntly, it is a high-level nourishing holy medicine.
Although this kind of elixir is not in the eyes of the laughing monarch, it is a peerless medicine for ordinary cultivators, especially those who love beauty.
Especially for Zuo Wuji's celestial illness, it is easy to catch, at most it only needs one to cure.
It's not even just a cure. In terms of Young Master Zuo's own quality, if he can really take a Cynomorium Rejuvenation Pill, not only will he heal the stubborn illness instantly, but it will also greatly benefit the body, washing away the wind!
After all, Tianyu's fifth-grade elixir, for this secular world, is directly legendary, a peerless magic medicine that exists in heaven and earth!
After pondering for a moment, Ye Xiao's eyes flickered: "There is no need to be so desperate. Your symptoms, Zuo Shao, may not mean that there is no way to think about it... If it can be cured, what do you want to do?"
Zuo Wuji took a deep breath, and said desolately: "I know you are comforting me, this kind of eunuch symptom is absolutely irresolvable and there is no cure. However, it might as well treat it as a luxury... If my If the disease can be cured, then I hope... "
There was a sudden flash of light in his eyes, and he said: "I hope that I can be a famous official of a generation; assist the king, level the world, be under one person, be above ten thousand, leave a name in history, and be famous forever! Moreover, The government of the world will be completely rectified."
"I have been studying the way of governing the country and the world day and night, and absorbing every bit of experience that I can see and learn; and then I think about how to change, how to unify, how to govern, how to Make it the best it can be…”
He smiled miserably: "Maybe it's ironic, every day, messing around with you, it seems heartless, but when you are sleeping with the beauty in your arms, I will choose to sneak back when I am powerless... Do it by myself things, so that my heart can calm down, because, once I have nothing to do, I am worried that I will commit suicide at any time, please end it... "
Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang were silent for a moment.
Neither of them expected that Zuo Wuji, who was the number one prodigal son in the capital, would have such an ambition and such courage in his heart!
"However, I also know that no matter how much I study it, it will be in vain... because my name, Tianxiong, has long been spread... No matter whether my talent is outstanding or not, in the eyes of the king, I am nothing more than a person who is brought into the harem. Candidates to be eunuchs; the decision is not to embarrass people in the court and make people laugh!"
Zuo Wuji drank three glasses of wine in a row, and smiled self-deprecatingly: "Look, apart from peeing, this thing can't do anything..."
For this joke, Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang only felt a heavy heart.
"Qiniang, I was wrong." Lan Langlang said guiltily, "I will never call you Qiniang again..."
"You!" Zuo Wuji stared, obviously wanting to get angry; then he sighed dejectedly and said, "I often imagine that if I get better one day, I will definitely have three wives and four concubines, and I must be by my side." Beautiful women like clouds, to be the most romantic and famous minister, and then, to be a generation of loyal ministers and good ministers! Haha, how about it, isn't my ideal ridiculous? It's too dare to think, and it's too extravagant to hope for!"
Ye Xiao sighed, and patted him on the shoulder: "Didn't you ever think that if you practice Xuan Gong, you will live forever; if you run across the world, no one can beat you?"
Shaking his head, Zuo Wuji said very listlessly: "I really have no interest in those things! No matter how strong a warrior is, it's just a life-and-death fight for the benefit of a moment and a place; while a literati can strategize and win decisively." Thousands of miles away, the entire world, and countless people will benefit from his words or decisions at the same time!"
"One hundred years of life is enough." Zuo Wuji said.
Ye Xiao couldn't help being stunned. In the exchange just now, he suddenly discovered another advantage of Zuo Wuji, that is toughness. In fact, Zuo Wuji's advantage has already been revealed, but no one has ever taken it seriously. That's all.
An eunuch who can face up to his own flaws, endure countless mocking eyes and sarcasm words every day, especially able to stand tall, with unfailing determination, Ye Xiao asked himself, if he is in another position, he may not be able to take it seriously. Doing better than Zuo Wuji, as Zuo Wuji said, maybe he committed suicide long ago to end it!
"Things in the world have never been imagined, and there is absolutely nothing impossible to do. As long as you dare to think, you may not be without the possibility of success." Ye Xiao nodded, with a dignified voice: "In the history, the first and only most romantic, Under one person, above ten thousand people... the unrestrained and unrestrained, the golden gun can't fall down, the upright and upright, Mr. Zuo!"
Zuo Wuji was about to get angry subconsciously, but when he looked up and saw Ye Xiao's serious expression, he couldn't help being stunned: "Are you serious?"
"I do have a way to cure your chronic illness." Ye Xiao said word by word.
Even though a person's resilience is strong, there is always a limit. He has to give Zuo Wuji a reassurance right now, because, according to Zuo Wuji's current mental state, he might not be able to last the day of Dancheng. It collapsed first.
"You?" Zuo Wuji's eyes burst out with a dazzling brilliance, and his breathing suddenly became heavy in an instant, like a bellows.
"I can cure your illness, really." Ye Xiao said seriously: "But... I can't do it now. Your stubborn illness cannot be cured by waiting for idle medicine. It takes time to refine this medicine. Zuo Wuji , if you believe in me, just wait for me for a year! I can guarantee for one year at the latest, and I will restore you to your masculinity!"
Zuo Wuji looked at him seriously, and smiled softly: "Okay! It's a deal, I'll wait for you for a year; I've waited for eighteen years, why do you care about one more year?"
Lan Langlang smiled strangely: "Eighteen years... You're doing pretty well, you've been thinking about that since you came out of your mother's womb? It's amazing."
The three laughed together.
"What about you, Erlang?" Zuo Wuji might have poured out the pain that had been accumulated in his heart for a long time, which made me feel a lot easier. Even Lan Langlang's most disgusting nickname was called out to make fun of him.
"Zuo Wuji!" Lan Langlang really exploded: "I solemnly warn you again today, don't call me Erlang again! Either you call me Brother Lan; or you call me Lang! In my life, Although it's all a mess, there's no two! I hate this two!"
"Waves!" Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji staggered to and fro.
"Hurry up, Lang! Tell me, what do you want to do?" Zuo Wuji followed the good advice, and he was called 'Lang' from then on.
Lan Langlang scratched his head, feeling that this word was pronounced with an emphasis, which made it even more unpleasant, but this was proposed by himself, so he had to hold his nose and recognize it.
"I have ten wishes."
When Lan Langlang spoke, Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji were taken aback.
"The first wish is to cure my dysentery head." Lan Langlang scratched his head.
"Pfft!" Ye Xiao took a sip of wine first. Zuo Wuji also laughed.
"The second wish is that no one cares about me, and I can be free." Lan Langlang didn't care about the feelings of the two of them, and went on and on: "The third wish, I want to make a lot of money, a lot, a lot, a lot of money." Money! The fourth wish is not to be an official, and I don’t want to study literature, let alone practice martial arts, but I hope that no matter whether it is civil or military, I can’t control me! The fifth wish is to find a beautiful daughter-in-law, and I don’t need three wives and four concubines. If there are many, one thoughtful one is enough; the sixth wish is for the family to be safe and live a long life; the seventh wish... "
Lan Langlang talked about his wishes endlessly, and actually made up ten of them. But the last wish is: "... The tenth wish is that we brothers will have a good time, it is best... when we are seventy or eighty, we can still play together, and at the last meal, we will have good friends to eat together, eat together." When it's over, kick your legs together and die..."
After finishing speaking, Lan Langlang smacked his lips, a little fascinated: "Such a beautiful future, it's really refreshing to think about it..."
Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji were speechless.
Although he knew that this guy was a person who valued brotherhood; but whatever words came out of his mouth, his taste changed immediately! What does it mean to "kick your legs and die together after eating"