Bai Yutian is like a huge bear king at this moment, sitting on the throne, condescending, looking at his son below, he was originally full of admiration, but after such a wink, he was out of breath!
His son, Bai Chen, did not come to see him alone, and he brought two women by his side!
"Bastard!" The emperor slapped the table: "Bai Chen! You little bastard! What the hell are you going to do? What the hell are you trying to do! Do you really want to piss me off to death? !"
"Cough cough cough..." Dongtian Prime Minister Dongfang Youmeng and General Ximen Wusheng coughed repeatedly: "Your Majesty, I will take my leave."
I have no choice but to retreat.
He called his son a bastard, but he called himself Lao Tzu.
That is to say that he is a bastard or a bastard!
Even old foxes like Dongfang Youmeng and Ximen Wusheng who have survived for more than 100,000 years still feel that their hearts can't take it anymore.
Your Majesty is not so irritable on weekdays, what's wrong
Forget it, this is His Majesty's housework from beginning to end, let's not meddle in it, at this juncture, the more you do, the more mistakes, the less you do, the less mistakes, it's good not to do it, it's serious to leave as soon as possible!
"Retire for what? Where do you two old guys want to go? Don't you two know what those damned guys have forced me to do?" Emperor Dongtian glared: "Hurry up and help me!" Teach this traitor a lesson!"
"Cough cough cough..." The prime minister and the general rolled their eyes hard: "It is really inconvenient for me and other ministers to participate in your majesty's family affairs!"
"Stand there for me, don't let me go!" Emperor Dongtian was furious: "My son is disobedient, my daughter-in-law is disobedient, why, don't you even listen to my words now!? This is to collectively create this emperor! What's the opposite!"
"Cough cough cough... The minister waits to obey..." The prime minister and the general drooped their heads. The Emperor Dongtian had already said so, and if he said resignation, it was just to make it clear that he would not give the emperor face. That is not a good idea.
"Tell me, why are you here?" Emperor Dongtian calmed down and asked with a sullen face.
Knowing a son is like a father, the Emperor Dongtian is still very familiar with his son's urination, a typical master of the Three Treasures Hall who does not have anything to do!
"My son hasn't seen his father for a long time, but he misses him very much. He came here specially to see him today." Bai Chen said.
"Fart your mother!" Emperor Dongtian was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and when he slapped the table, both the prime minister and the general trembled.
Is this a conversation between father and son? And is it a dialogue between a generation of emperors and princes
This is too cheap, right? !
Your Majesty's self-cultivation is also very good, how can he be easily provoked every time he sees the fourth prince, and is so angry that he can't live without it
"You little bastard, little bastard!" Dongtian Emperor gasped and stared like a bell: "How dare you say that you miss me with red lips and white teeth? You really farted seventeen or eight turns! It's been a long time See? It’s really been a long time, you little bastard has been out for 13,000 years, it’s been a long time? You said you missed me? Where did you miss me? "
As soon as he slapped the table, his anger surged like a mountain: "Tell me, tell me, do you still have your father and queen in your eyes! Do you still have your mother and queen!"
"My child really misses it all the time. Every day, I burn incense three times in the morning and evening, kowtow three times in the morning and evening, and wish my father, queen and queen to live forever and live as long as the sky." Bai Chen said quietly.
"Wow..." Emperor Dongtian almost fainted with anger: "You rebellious and unfilial son! You actually burn incense three times in the morning and evening, and kowtow three times in the morning and evening... You, you, you... Are you treating Lao Tzu as a spiritual tablet to pay homage to? ? You bastard! Are you trying to piss me off?!"
"Father really thinks too much, how dare the child have such thoughts." Bai Chen lowered his head and said: "Also, father is absolutely not dead..."
"boom!"
Finally, he couldn't hold back, and the impatient Emperor Dongtian slapped him again. This time, the white jade table case in front of him was not as lucky as the previous two times, and he was completely crushed by this slap: "If you can die of anger, this emperor You've been mad at me for a long time, haven't you?"
"Where do you dare to have such a rebellious idea?"
"Where do you dare? I think you dare! Very dare! You dare!"
The Great Emperor Dongtian was like an enraged lion, striding back and forth, the manic aura made the prime minister and the general standing beside him feel chilly in their hearts, and they flinched back desperately, trying to dispel it. self-existence.
"Hurry up and be serious, why are you here today?" Emperor Dongtian rolled his eyes, and tried his best to calm down the anger surging in his heart: "Don't say anything about missing you, I feel like vomiting!"
"This..." Bai Chen hesitated to speak.
"What are you doing?!" His Majesty Dongtian couldn't help being angry and rushed forward again: "Speak if you have something to say! Fart if you have something to say! Can you hurry up?!"
"The child only dares to talk in front of the father, not to fart." Bai Chen lowered his head.
"Let your mother go..." Emperor Dongtian held his breath in his throat and almost couldn't get up, his eyeballs almost protruded from his sockets, staring at Bai Chen as if he was about to eat people, he took a long time to exhale fiercely, and then smiled angrily : "Okay, okay... Bai Chen, Lord Bai, you are very promising now, you are so awesome... Now you don't take me seriously now, do you?"
"Father praises it, how dare the child!"
"I..." Dongtian Emperor finally couldn't help rushing down, shaking his hand and slapping Bai Chen several tens of feet away, and hit the pillar with a "boom".
The emperor rushed forward again, and greeted with his head and face: "You bastard, give me this kind of slap in the face again! You give me this bastard look that is not dead or alive again, you give me..."
Papa, papa, the sound of physical collision between the two...
"I'll beat you to death today! I'll pretend I never gave birth to you, you little bastard! You, you, you..."
Emperor Dongtian is really going to be mad by this son...
After a long, long time, Mr. Bai Chenbai, who was ravaged so badly, his clothes were torn and his body was covered with cuts and bruises. His handsome face had already turned into a pig's head earlier, with bleeding from the corner of his mouth, his description was extremely bleak.
After venting his anger, Emperor Dongtian came back angrily with his hands behind his back, and said coldly, "If you don't say anything, get out!"
Turning his head, he saw Wan'er and Xiu'er staring at Bai Chen with concern and heartache again, but he couldn't help but get a wave of evil fire up again, wishing to have another round of sex with his son.
"I heard, you two girls..." Dongtian Emperor looked at Wan'er and Xiu'er fiercely like a vulture in the desert with his sharp eyes: "What is it called the Wan of the Clouds, what is the name of the sky?" show?"
Bai Chen calmly wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and responded unhurriedly: "Yes, it's these two names, isn't it a good name for my son?!"