"You do whatever you want, I'll do it."
Li Mu didn't like forcing girls to drink, but he didn't have any objection to girls drinking properly, so he said casually and drank the wine in one gulp.
Zhao Ziqiu smiled slightly, raised his head and drank up the wine.
"Liang, be careful of hurting your stomach." Li Mu reminded kindly.
Zhao Ziqiu looked at Li Mu with interest and asked, "Why are you not careful?"
Li Mu smiled calmly: "I am a man."
Zhao Ziqiu curled his lips and said: "What's wrong with men? Can't drinking cold drinks be equal to men and women?"
Seeing Zhao Ziqiu roll his eyes, Li Mu felt that this long-legged beauty still had some character, so he whispered: "I'm thinking about you, men don't have 'good friends'."
Li Mu had a girlfriend in his previous life. She loved to eat all kinds of cold food, ice cream and ice cream all the time. In winter, when going out to eat or drink, she had to have ice cold drinks, but the cost was also high. When she got her period, it always hurt like hell, but the pain After a few days, he still remains stubborn.
It was also at that time that Li Mu learned that it was common sense for women not to eat cold food or drink cold drinks during their menstrual period. Moreover, in order not to aggravate menstrual cramps, they should try to avoid cold things even at other times.
When Zhao Ziqiu heard Li Mu say the word "good friend", she immediately became a little embarrassed. Girls have many different names for menstruation, such as menstruation, aunt, good friend, etc., so she naturally knew what Li Mu meant. , although she knew that the other party meant well, she still felt a little uncomfortable when a boy mentioned a 'good friend' to her.
Li Yawei on the side didn't hear the first half of the conversation between the two, and only vaguely heard what Li Mu said about not having any good friends. Being a little dizzy from drinking, he immediately put his face on Li Mu's neck and said loudly: " Li Mu, how can you say that you don’t have good friends! I, Li Yawei, am your good friend! There are also four other brothers in our dormitory 606. Although we have just met, we will live together for four years after all, so everyone He’s your good friend!”
Li Mu felt that his face was already covered with black lines, and Zhao Ziqiu was also laughing forward and backward. The goddess covered her mouth and smiled sweetly, which caused the hearts of others in the bed to flutter, and they all looked at it in a daze.
Everyone was asking what Zhao Ziqiu was laughing at. Zhao Ziqiu's eyes wandered to Li Mu for a moment, and then he said: "Li Mu secretly told me a joke just now..."
The five people in the 606 dormitory looked at Li Mu, their eyes full of envy. Li Mu didn't say much, and his skills in flirting with girls were incredible. Without even seeing him say anything, he teased the goddess-level Zhao Ziqiu, making his pretty face turn red.
Several other girls encouraged her and said, "Li Mu, tell us any jokes you told Zi Qiu!"
Li Mu glanced at Zhao Ziqiu. Although there was no blame in his eyes, Zhao Ziqiu secretly stuck out his tongue with a guilty conscience.
Li Mu had no choice but to smile at everyone. He immediately searched for countless jokes in his mind, selected one, and said to several people:
"A young man asked the Zen master in the monastery: Master, I have goals, opinions, ambition, honesty, integrity, and talent. Why can't I find a partner until now
After hearing this, the Zen master said nothing and took him to the courtyard, where several plum blossom trees were silently exuding their fragrance.
The young man was very inspired after reading it and said movedly: The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold...Master! Are you trying to tell me that I can get what I want as long as I keep working hard? The master shook his head: Mei Qian (no money), what the hell are you talking about? "
As soon as Li Mu's joke came out, ten of the other eleven people at the dinner table looked at each other. Only Zhao Ziqiu laughed out loud: "Haha, Mei Qian... how can there be such a bad Zen master!"
The others were all surprised. Han Xiaoxiao couldn't help but ask: "Zi Qiu, did I not understand or something? Does the last sentence have anything to do with the previous one?"
Zhao Ziqiu giggled for a while, and after calming down, he said to Han Xiaoxiao and others: "It's the plum blossom in front of the plum blossom, which is homophonic with no money."
As soon as Zhao Ziqiu said this, everyone suddenly realized. They originally thought it would be a story about a Zen master using philosophy to inspire people. Unexpectedly, it turned out that the Zen master was so unreliable. After thinking about it again, they all smiled and nodded.
Li Mu himself shook his head and said, "It seems that this joke is still not suitable for oral telling."
Zhao Ziqiu smiled slightly: "I don't blame you, it's mainly because they didn't react. I think it's pretty good."
The gathering of boys and girls lasted until nine o'clock in the evening. Some boys in dormitory 606 got drunk and wanted to go to the KTV to sing. However, several girls in the women's dormitory of Yanda said they had to get up early in the morning, and the military training of Yanda had begun. The camp ceremony is scheduled for seven o'clock tomorrow morning.
The boy in dormitory 606 carried forward his style and sent six girls all the way downstairs to the dormitory. Li Yawei and Han Xiaoxiao hugged and kissed each other goodbye. Li Yawei said in an extremely disgusting tone: "My dear wife, I will miss you. I will give it to you tonight." Text.”
Han Xiaoxiao chuckled and said, "If you have nothing to do, you can call the dormitory phone. It's cheap."
The other ten people looked at this pair hugging each other, and they couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. Sun Jian, the boss in dormitory 606, seemed to be chatting with a short-haired girl in Han Xiaoxiao's dormitory tonight. He was exchanging mobile phone numbers and QQ with the girl at the moment. Number.
Hu Zhengdao chatted with a girl, but what was more embarrassing was that he did not have a mobile phone and was too embarrassed to ask for her mobile phone number.
Only Li Mu and Liu Nian rarely spoke. Liu Nian kept sitting there in a daze. It was obvious that he was still not used to this kind of situation. He was a little shy in front of several girls, while Li Mu kept standing next to him with his hair down. In the text message, Chen Wan sent a message asking him what he had done today, and Li Mu was reporting truthfully.
"Li Mu, where is your girlfriend checking the post?" Zhao Ziqiu asked curiously when he saw that Li Mu kept lowering his head and playing with his mobile phone.
Li Mu raised his head and replied smoothly: "My sister goes to school in Shanghai."
Zhao Ziqiu nodded slightly and said with a bit of heartiness: "Exchange mobile phone numbers. If you have any good jokes in the future, you can send them to me to make me happy."
While Zhao Ziqiu was speaking, he saw Li Mu's big eyes moving. Li Mu was surprised. Could it be that Zhao Ziqiu was attracted to him? It doesn't seem very reasonable. Even though she looks worthy of the audience, a goddess with long legs and big breasts like Zhao Ziqiu should have seen countless handsome men. I guess she can't even be ranked in the middle or upper class, right
However, although Li Mu was surprised, he happily exchanged mobile phone numbers with Zhao Ziqiu.
When Li Yawei and Han Xiaoxiao had enough, the six people in the 606 dormitory began to walk back. On the way, Sun Jian looked at Li Mu enviously and said, "Li Mu, that Zhao Ziqiu seems to be interested in you!"
Xue Jianfeng took out a cigarette, handed one to Sun Jian and Li Mu respectively, and said, "I also think she is interested in Li Mu. She has been chasing Li Mu to chat tonight."
Li Yawei smiled and said: "Li Mu, how about I go back and ask my wife to ask Zhao Ziqiu for you. If she is really interested in you, you should seize the time to pursue her. Girls like Zhao Ziqiu, who knows how to have them after military training?" How many men are surrounding her like flies!"
When freshmen enter school, other senior seniors have not yet started their classes. During military training, everyone wears green military uniforms and green military hats. No matter how beautiful the beauty is, some discounts must be given. Once the military training is over, the freshman girls who are free from the constraints will Usually, they dress up extravagantly to make up for themselves. At that time, there will be a large number of well-dressed freshmen vying for beauty in the school, and the seniors will also swarm in like wild dogs that have been hungry for many years.
Under normal circumstances, freshman boys will be at a disadvantage because they have just entered school and have not had time to get familiar with their new roommates, new school, and new environment, and they have no time to attack the beauties of the same class. By the time they react, The girls around them have been harvested by the seniors who are sophomores and above for several rounds, so they can only hold back their energy and wait until they become seniors next year to grab girls from the freshmen, thus forming a circle. Vicious cycle.
Li Yawei's advice to Li Mu was based on this university practice. For a goddess-level beauty like Zhao Ziqiu, you must strike first. If you hesitate for a moment, you may be intercepted by others.
Li Mu asked with a smile: "She just said a few words to me at this dinner party, does that mean she is interested in me?"
Li Yawei asked: "Isn't this representative?"
Li Mu shook his head helplessly: "Please, it's the first time we met and we just exchanged a few words. It doesn't count. Can we stop being so sentimental?"
Xue Jianfeng encouraged: "Oh, give it a try. If you don't succeed, there will be no loss. If you really succeed, if you can fall in love with such a top-notch beauty, you will basically have no regrets in four years of college!"
Li Mu waved his hand unexpectedly: "But I don't want to fall in love yet. Let's talk about it later."
"Holy shit!" Li Yawei asked in surprise: "If you don't want to fall in love when you go to college, what do you want to do?"
Li Mu said casually: "I want to do too much, take your time."
"Depend on!"
Unexpectedly, Li Mu's heartfelt truth was rewarded by the other five people extending their middle fingers. In their opinion, even if Zhao Ziqiu only had a slight affection for Li Mu, Li Mu should seize him and pursue his talent desperately. Yes, such inaction is simply a waste of resources.
(End of chapter)