"Li Mu, you are so handsome today."
"Well, I look so handsome every day."
"whispering sound!"
"Don't be too hasty. First, tell me why you didn't go to your school's swimming pool and came to us instead?"
Five hundred meters south of Renmin University, in an alley full of snacks on the side of the Third Ring Road, Li Mu and Zhao Ziqiu sat down in front of a barbecue stall. The two sat across from each other. Zhao Ziqiu's hair was still wet, which made him look even more... Tempting.
Zhao Ziqiu tilted his head and said to himself: "I have loved swimming since I was a child. I participated in professional training at Hangcheng Swimming School until junior high school. Later, I stopped pursuing this aspect in order not to affect my studies."
As soon as Hangcheng Swimming School was mentioned, Li Mu was convinced.
That place produced many future Olympic champions, such as Sun Yang and Ye Shiwen. It was the cradle of Chinese swimming athletes.
"But you still didn't tell me why you came to our school to swim."
Zhao Ziqiu raised his eyebrows and finally answered Li Mu's question head-on: "I heard from Han Xiaoxiao that you have to work out and swim every day after military training. Anyway, I swim every day. Where is swimming? It's not swimming. I came to the National People's Congress to return the money." I can meet you, and if you don’t know how to swim well, I can also be your coach part-time.”
Li Mu nodded and wisely did not ask her why she wanted to see him. Most of the time, it is better not to be too impatient about matters between men and women. It is better to be hazy before really thinking about it. If you go too straight to the point, the problem will become extreme. , often there are only two choices: lovers and strangers.
Zhao Ziqiu didn't know what Li Mu was thinking about when he was suddenly silent. She was eating mutton skewers in small bites. Her thin lips were slightly oily and she said with a bit of coquettishness: "I suddenly want to eat cold skin. what to do."
Li Mu turned around and saw a stall selling cold noodles and noodles next to him. He waved to the boss: "Boss, here's a bowl of cold noodles."
Zhao Ziqiu smiled and said, "That's so kind of you, thank you."
"You're welcome, it's only three to five yuan."
Zhao Ziqiu rolled his eyes at Li Mu: "It's a shame, it doesn't matter how much money it costs."
Li Mu nodded and smiled: "I'm teasing you."
While they were chatting, several young people at the next table, who were having skewers and drinking, kept staring at Zhao Ziqiu and pointing, and even a shirtless guy said in a loud voice: "Fuck! Look, such big breasts are so big." Fucking awesome!"
As soon as these words came out, Zhao Ziqiu felt as if he was sitting on pins and needles.
Li Mu turned his head and glanced at the people at the table, sighing in his heart that beauty is indeed troublesome, especially a woman with such a beautiful face and an amazing body, she is simply a natural troublemaker.
While sighing, Li Mu patted the seat next to him and said to Zhao Ziqiu: "Sit here."
Zhao Ziqiu nodded and moved to the seat next to Li Mu. Her back was facing the table of drinkers, which made her feel a little relieved.
"Don't take anything they say seriously, just treat them as your godsons."
Zhao Ziqiu laughed out loud. She was really depressed and annoyed at first, but when Li Mu said this, her negative emotions almost disappeared.
At this time, Li Mu waved to the boss selling cold skin noodles again: "Boss, let's have another bowl of noodles."
"okay!"
The boss quickly brought a bowl of cold noodles first, and held a stainless steel jar in his other hand. He placed it in front of Li Mu and said, "I don't dare to put the pepper in casually. You can add it yourself."
Li Mu nodded, thanked him, and asked, "How much is the total?"
"twelve."
Li Mu took out twenty yuan and said, "No need to look for it."
Immediately afterwards, Li Mu pushed Liangpi in front of Zhao Ziqiu: "Eat it."
Zhao Ziqiu said coquettishly: "What should I do if I can't eat so much?"
"Eat as much as you can. I still have a bowl of noodles, so I may not be able to help you."
Zhao Ziqiu pouted. He had just taken a few bites of the Liangpi in the bowl when the shirtless man at the table behind him staggered to their table. He turned around and said to the five or six friends at his table: "Brother, what are you doing?" Come on, look at me!" After saying that, he sat down opposite Zhao Ziqiu.
"Beauty, you are so beautiful! I, Feng Si'er, have been living in this area for so many years, and you are definitely the most beautiful and the best figure I have ever seen!"
Zhao Ziqiu was a little scared, so Li Mu said calmly: "Sorry, we don't know you. Please don't sit here."
"Shut up for your stupidity!" The man obviously drank a lot. He glared at Li Mu with squinted eyes and gritted his teeth. Then he put on a lustful expression and said to Zhao Ziqiu: "Beauty, what I just said to me is A few good buddies boasted a lot and said they could come over and invite you to have a drink with us. My buddies are all watching, you can't embarrass me in front of my brothers, can you?"
Zhao Ziqiu blurted out: "I won't go, please go away..."
Li Mu didn't speak to him anymore. He stretched out his hand and shouted to the stall owner not far away: "Are the noodles ready?"
The boss pointed to the soup pot on the briquette stove: "It's almost done, it's ready soon!"
"Stop cooking it. I like it raw. Bring it over now."
The boss immediately agreed, picked up the bowl and filled it with a bowl.
At this time, the man opposite Zhao Ziqiu glared at Li Mu and cursed: "Oh my god! I didn't see your fourth master talking to the girl. What the hell are you yelling about? If you keep talking more, be careful of your fourth master's big mouth." Slap you!"
Li Mu didn't say anything, just looked at him coldly.
The man was anxious and felt that Li Mu didn't dodge his eyes, which meant he didn't take him seriously, so he slapped the table: "If you look at your fourth master again, your fourth master will kill you right now." !”
Just then, the noodle seller bravely brought the noodles over, placed them in front of Li Mu and quickly turned around and ran away.
Li Mu looked at the man opposite, sneered, and asked, "Fourth Master, right? Tell me, how do you want to solve this matter today?"
The man hummed and smiled: "I'm trying to pick up girls, it's none of your business if you don't say anything. The fourth master just wants this beauty to come over and have a drink with our brothers. After drinking, you can leave. The fourth master won't make it difficult for you." "
Zhao Ziqiu glanced at Li Mu and whispered, "How about I go have a drink with them and then we'll leave."
She was afraid that Li Mu would get into trouble with this group of people. These guys looked like social bastards at first glance, and their accents sounded like locals. If they really started to fight, Li Mu would definitely suffer a big loss. What if something happened again.
Li Mu whispered: "If you hear me say run later, you will follow me and run with your life, do you understand?"
Zhao Ziqiu saw that there were six or seven people on the other side, how could he escape? But before he could react, Li Mu said to the person in front of him: "Fourth Master, right? We are all students at Yenching University of Science and Technology. For the sake of us being college students, don't make things difficult for us."
The man opposite suddenly exploded.
"Oh! College students are amazing, right? Why, do you think your fourth master has never gone to college?"
At this time, Li Mu took out a hundred yuan without missing a beat, folded it in half, put it under the barbecue plate, exposed half of it, and then said to the man in a calm and calm tone: "To be honest, college students are nothing special. They have never been to college." It’s not a shame, but…”
Li Mu trailed off, and the man frowned and asked, "But what? Boy, the fourth master just left the words here. You should think about this sentence before you say it. If you say it, the fourth master will not be happy, and he will slap you immediately!" "
Li Mu sneered: "Then listen carefully."
As he spoke, Li Mu spread his left hand, and his fingers were quietly hidden on the side of the bowl of noodles. The fingers of his right hand hooked the stainless steel jar filled with chili oil. Just when the man was waiting for Li Mu to explain, Li Mu said: "But you look like this, you haven't gone to college, and you still want to date college students, you just need to be punished!"
As soon as Li Mu finished speaking, the other person didn't even have time to get angry. Li Mu suddenly raised his left hand and overturned the bowl of noodles. The hot noodles and soup were all poured on the man's body, which made him very hot. Yo, he instinctively wanted to retreat, but he got the seat and fell to the ground with a bang. After falling to the ground, he didn't bother to teach Li Mu a lesson, and frantically tried to sweep away the soup noodles on his body, while screaming repeatedly. .
When the people at the table behind him saw this, they wanted to see what happened. Li Mu stood up, turned around, and threw the can of chili oil into the face of the people at the table with his right hand.
Those people had been drinking and their reactions were slower than normal people. They opened their eyes wide to see what happened to their brothers. As a result, a large can of chili oil came towards their faces. They had no time to react and were suddenly slapped in the face by Li Mu. With both eyes, yells and wailings were heard one after another. Li Mu grabbed Zhao Ziqiu's hand and shouted in a low voice: "Run!"
Zhao Ziqiu was dumbfounded, but after being pulled by Li Mu like this, he instinctively ran after him. The fourth master who fell to the ground screamed because he was burned. Although the soup noodles only stuck to his body for a moment, he was still burned all over. Several patches were red, and he screamed in pain.
The guys at the dinner table were having a hard time, too. The chili oil was already very spicy. If you ate too much, your mouth would hurt. Not to mention their faces and eyes. They all went crazy and washed their faces and eyes with beer. One of them was in extreme pain. He accidentally overturned the table, and for a while there was no way to chase Li Mu and Zhao Ziqiu.
Li Mu pulled Zhao Ziqiu and ran out of the alley, less than two hundred meters along the Third Ring Road. When he saw a taxi with its empty headlights on, he hurriedly stopped the car, pushed Zhao Ziqiu into the back seat, and pulled away. Got through the passenger door.
"Master, go to Yanda!"
The driver nodded, drove the car forward for five hundred meters, turned right and drove for less than ten minutes before arriving at the entrance of Yan Dazheng.
Li Mu paid the money, opened the door and got out of the car. Zhao Ziqiu was still frightened and took Li Mu's hand and said, "Hurry up and get into the school before they chase after you."
"What are you thinking about?" Li Mu smiled slightly: "They must not be able to catch up. Just don't go to that alley again."
Zhao Ziqiu calmed down and thought about the situation just now. A guy was burned by a bowl of noodles. He would probably be very miserable and would have to go to the hospital. As for the other people, they were thrown away by Li Mu's can of chili oil. They were afraid that It's going to be very uncomfortable.
Carefully filtering the details in his mind, Zhao Ziqiu truly felt what it meant to think too carefully. In fact, Li Mu had already begun to prepare for the action just now!
"When those people were talking about me at the dinner table, you asked the boss for a bowl of noodles. Did you already realize what was going to happen at that time?"
Li Mu shook his head: "No, I'm just worried, so I made some preparations in advance."
Zhao Ziqiu said: "That also means the same thing."
Immediately afterwards, she asked again: "You said that we are students of Yenching University of Science and Technology, did you mean it on purpose?"
"Well, it doesn't matter if I don't take advantage after we start. If I do, they will definitely want to take revenge on us. Just mentioning any school can divert some attention."
Zhao Ziqiu looked admiring when he heard this: "No wonder you secretly put a hundred yuan on the table while you were talking, afraid that you wouldn't have a chance to pay the bill if there was a fight?"
"It's not easy for people to do small business, so they can't eat like a king."
"Then you wasted a can of chili oil!"
"So I gave the boss twenty yuan and didn't ask him to change. I used the remaining money to buy his can of chili oil."
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