Liu Huiqi and Ma Minghua looked at each other and smiled helplessly.
"Look, you guys think I'm hopeless, too, don't you?"
Seeing that her parents didn't say anything, Ma Dandan lay on the table and burst into tears.
"No, my dear daughter, I think you may have some problems with your thinking."
Seeing that her daughter was about to cry out of grievance, Liu Huiqi hurried to comfort her.
"It's not just the ideology, there are also problems with the methods and approaches." Ma Minghua seconded.
"What's the problem?" Ma Dandan raised her head, her eyes filled with tears.
"How about this, your father and I will perform a show for you, and then you will understand."
Liu Huiqi signaled her husband to stand up with her eyes.
Ma Minghua immediately understood and began to cooperate with his wife.
"Well, suppose I were you and your father was the boy you liked."
Liu Huiqi pointed at herself and then at her husband.
"The first scene: just chatting, A"
"Suppose you meet a handsome guy in our tea restaurant."
"Excuse me... How old are you? What do you do? Who is in your family?"
Liu Huiqi exaggeratedly acted out her daughter's behavior at the time.
"Tsk, who are you? Are you here to check my household registration?" Ma Minghua imitated the man's tone at that time.
Ma Dandan was confused. It turned out that this was how she chatted
"Second scene: I am you now, and your father is your good friend Yu Wenyin."
"Wen Yin, Wen Yin, look at that handsome guy over there. He's so handsome."
Liu Huiqi imitated the infatuated look in her daughter's tone.
"Dandan, you are just too obsessed with appearance. It is useless for a man to be handsome. It is better to have talent."
Ma Minghua pinched his throat to imitate Yu Wenyin's voice, and even deliberately adjusted his glasses, and gave earnest advice.
"But I just like handsome guys. I don't feel anything for non-handsome guys."
Liu Huiqi said, blinking her big eyes.
"Look, that handsome guy winks at you. He might be interested in you, so go up to him and talk to him. Remember to ask for his phone number."
Ma Minghua closed the menu (book) in his hand and said impatiently.
"Ah... He's so handsome, why would he fall for me?" Liu Huiqi said, "He's not a scumbag, is he?"
"Hahaha… "
Ma Dandan lay on the table and laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.
How can I imitate my parents so well
The originally depressed mood was swept away.
But that’s exactly what I am like. I’m obsessed with looks, lack self-confidence, and can’t chat.
Who let his two good sisters,
One has high IQ and good grades.
One is beautiful and smart.
In comparison, I seem to be worthless.
"Besides, you always hope that those boys can say some sweet words to make you happy."
"When you were in college, a boy wrote you a love letter, and you said it was so corny after reading it."
Seeing her daughter smile, Liu Huiqi felt relieved and brought up an old story.
"That's really corny. What do you mean by I'm 9 and you're 3? Besides you, I'm still you."
"Isn't this kind of talk disgusting?"
Ma Dandan felt sick when she thought of what the boy said...
"So, if you're not single, who would be?" Liu Huiqi rolled her eyes helplessly.
Sometimes, things like love really require some talent.
"Can't there be a normal man?"
Ma Dandan opened her arms, looked up at the ceiling of the tea restaurant, and asked the sky in silence.
"So what kind of man do you think is a normal man?"
Ma Minghua also sat down and asked his daughter.
"Yes, why don't you tell me your criteria for choosing a partner? I know a lot of uncles and aunts, and I can introduce them to you when the time comes."
Seeing that her daughter really wanted to fall in love, Liu Huiqi also thought about taking her to a blind date.
"First, he doesn't have to be too handsome, but he can't be too ugly either. If he's too ugly, I won't be attracted to him."
"Second, he has to be taller than me. I am 165cm tall, so he has to be at least 180cm tall. Otherwise, it would be bad if the child is too short.
"Third, I can't accept relationships between men and women who are younger than me. He must be older than me, but not much older. 25 to 30 years old is best."
"Fourth, you must have at least one talent, like singing, or painting, or playing the guitar?"
"Fifth, you can't be too irritable, and you can't be too impulsive. You can't be like Zitong's father, who hits people."
"Sixth, he has a sense of responsibility towards his family, he loves his wife and likes his children, just like a father."
"Sixth, I hope he can be a good parent, be polite to his elders, and be loyal to his friends."
"Seventh, it's best if you love sports. When you're not working, go play basketball or go running."
"Eighth, he must have a legitimate job. If he is a lawyer or a doctor, that would be even better. If not, it doesn't matter, as long as he is willing to make progress."
"Ninth, I hope he can be more compassionate and like animals. He can volunteer with me on weekends."
"Tenth, it would be even better if I could cook, make soup, and herbal tea like my dad."
"Eleventh..."
"besides???"
Liu Huiqi held her forehead with her hand. She finally understood why her daughter couldn't find a boyfriend.
With such strict standards, there’s no way you can find it!
"My dear daughter, men as good as your father are extinct."
Ma Minghua couldn't help feeling a little proud when he saw that his daughter was looking for a boyfriend based entirely on his own standards.
"You? How can you be 180cm tall?" Liu Huiqi rolled her eyes at her husband.
"Besides, you are not that handsome..."
However, Liu Huiqi had to admit that except for appearance and height, her husband actually met all the other requirements.
It is said that an unhappy marriage will make the children in the family afraid of marriage and unable to find a partner.
It turns out that a marriage that is too happy can also make it difficult for children in the family to find a partner.
Because the standards are set too high, there is no harm without comparison.
I just wanted to have a good talk with my daughter.
“Ding ding ding…”
Madandan’s cell phone rang.
"Hey, Granny Gao!"
"Okay, don't cry yet! Don't worry. I'll be there soon."
After hanging up the phone, Ma Dandan said to her parents:
"Dad, Mom, a customer at the bank is in some trouble. I'm going to step out for a while."
After Ma Dandan finished speaking, she picked up her bag and went out.
After going out, she called Zhao Zitong.
She was still afraid when she was alone, so she felt more at ease with Zitong around.
Last time, Zitong even dared to go to a loan shark company, so this time, there will definitely be no problem with her.
In less than a while, they arrived downstairs where Grandma Gao lived.
Ma Dandan not only met Zhao Zitong who was waiting there, but also saw Yu Wenyin and Li Ninghao.
"Why are you here?" She remembered that she didn't call Wen Yin.