The ancients said it well, it is a peony flower to die, and it is also romantic to be a ghost.
And when it came to Xi Ze, it became: the mushrooms died under the umbrella, and they also accepted their fate when they peeled off their skins.
All the mobile phones were placed in the living room by the owner when they were eating, and Xi Ze and Ming Yu naturally didn't have the habit of taking their mobile phones away while sleeping. So when the phone rang in the living room all night, both of them were exercising in the upstairs bedroom.
I can only blame this sudden movement, I don't give others time to prepare at all!
The addresses of Xi Ze and Ming Yu must have been told to the agent and assistant, but when the two did not answer the phone all night, neither Ding Bo nor Zhao Rui dared to act rashly. It wasn't until Xi Ze was the first to go downstairs in the morning to grab something for breakfast when he received a call from Zhao Rui.
As soon as the call was connected, Zhao Rui took it for granted that it was Ming Yu, so he opened his mouth and said, "You finally answered the phone, you finally answered the phone! Xiaoyu ah qaq What happened to Xi Ze last night? What happened to you? Don't look at him at all? What happened last night, why are you jealous, and then let Xi Ze send such a Weibo in a hurry? Why is Xi Ze so stupid! Xiao Yu, what was last night... "
"Zhao Rui." The man's cold and low voice interrupted Zhao Rui's chatter.
Zhao Rui was stunned, his body tightened, and Xi Ze asked calmly, "Am I stupid?"
A chill rushed into his brain from the soles of his feet, Zhao Rui shivered all over, he didn't know how he opened his mouth, he just stammered and replied: "No, no, no... You are not stupid, you are a little bit more. Not stupid."
Xi Ze gave a soft "um", as if to let Zhao Rui go. But next, he looked at his mobile phone and slowly frowned. The slender fingers slid gently on the keyboard.
For a long time, just when Zhao Rui thought he couldn't hear the other party's reply, Xi Ze asked, "Have you done anything to deal with it?"
Zhao Rui was stunned for a moment, then instantly understood what the other party meant. "Hey, Xi Ze's reaction is so fast" flashed in his mind, and then he immediately replied: "No. Because we don't know what happened to you, we dare not act rashly."
After thinking about it for a while, Xi Ze nodded lightly and calmly commanded: "It's not a big deal, let's make it public."
A simple "public" is an understatement, as if it's just a "mud trench".
But this night passed, a full 11 hours! Fans all over the world were shocked! ! !
After Zyu posted that Weibo, everyone's reaction at first was like this-
[25 years old? Huh? Z God is only 25 years old! Unexpectedly, I thought Z God was a nouveau riche in his 30s (just kidding 23333)! Hehehe, 25-year-old Gao Fushuai~] [Oh, God Z has confessed to our mushrooms! I really want to break my daughter-in-law's leg, come and see, your man cheats! xddd] [Why are you so funny~ Z Shenda night's Weibo post actually confessed to us Ming Xiaoyu, and I'm not afraid that his daughter-in-law will be jealous. Now, I really want to break my daughter-in-law's leg, I really want to break the leg of Z God~] [ls, which leg to break~~~~~~~~]
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The lively atmosphere spreads under Zyu's Weibo.
Because God Z always likes to show affection with his daughter-in-law before, this high-profile behavior of spreading dog food is also very popular, so Zyu still has a lot of followers, and it has already exceeded hundreds of thousands. Due to his influence, Ming Yu has a large number of fans, already breaking 200,000.
Therefore, even if Xi Ze likes a Weibo in the middle of the night, it will be instantly discovered by fans. Even if it is deleted in seconds, there may be screenshots that appear. As evidence in court, it becomes evidence of Xi Ze's guilty conscience.
Fans are like water, water can carry a boat or capsize it.
If the atmosphere at the beginning can be regarded as harmonious and harmonious, many people kept Aiteming Xiaoyu's trumpet, wanting to tell him that your goddess has cheated! He even confessed to Ming Yu in front of you! But slowly, someone discovered something wrong in this Weibo—
[Wait, why did God tell Ming Xiaoyu not to be jealous? It also means that Xiaoyu is very cute when she is jealous? Has he ever seen Ming Xiaoyu jealous? Hey, no, why am I a little dizzy? There is obviously a problem with what God said! Why is this so strange...]Once someone pointed out something wrong, many people found the tricks in that instant.
[Yup! How could God have seen Ming Xiaoyu's jealous look? Could it be that he is the person beside Ming Xiaoyu? ] [Could it be that God Z is actually Ming Xiaoyu's friend, assistant, agent, or something like that?][how could it be possible! You see, God Z said "you are my only first love", and then said "kiss you"! This is obviously a confession! This is not right! If God Z has seen Ming Xiaoyu's jealous appearance... In fact, I don't believe it. With the character of my family god and Ming Xiaoyu's little pride, how could it be possible for other men to see Ming Xiaoyu's jealous appearance. Well, even if this is true, then God Z must know Ming Xiaoyu! Why does Z God show his love to Ming Xiaoyu openly on Weibo when he already has a daughter-in-law? ] [ls analysis is particularly correct! From the phrase "jealous", we can see that God Z probably really knew Ming Xiaoyu. In fact, you have also discovered it before, when God Z and Goddess Xiao competed for the throne of the leader mushroom, they acted like he knew Goddess Xiao and Ming Xiaoyu! And now, he has confessed to Ming Xiaoyu...] [My shiitake mushrooms are crooked, and he also said that he has only liked Xi Shen in his life, so he is considered a complete homosexual. Under such circumstances, as a man, God Z dared to confess to Shiitake in front of God Xi? ! He wasn't afraid that Xi Shen would cut him down in reality!]…
The confusing truth is slowly revealed in the shredding and cocooning of the masses.
The eyes of the masses are sharp, and the wisdom of the masses is infinite!
Countless speculations quickly emerged on Weibo and forums, until someone first asked, "Isn't it the biggest possibility, isn't Zyu actually the God of Xi?", all the fans were silent for a while, then The sounding ground is an infinite carnival—
[Fucking slot slot slot slot slot slot slot? ! ! ! Are you telling me that God Z is actually God Xi? ! You think today is April Fool's Day! !]With a correct direction, then everyone will follow the results to find the process, and all kinds of evidence will be found all at once!
For example, once Z God accidentally exposed the top of a pair of shoes when he was shooting a magazine! There are die-hard fans of Xi Ze hurriedly to look through the Xi Ze photo package on their computer. After looking through it for a full hour, Emperor Tian paid off! She even found a photo of the same shoe! ! !
For another example, Brother Z, daughter-in-law of God's family, accidentally took a picture of his pinky fingernail when he posted a photo of a meal. Under that picture, many people praised the good-looking man's nails, and now compare Ming Yu's fingernails...
wtf! ! ! I didn't even recognize my husband/children/male god's fingernails! ! ! !
Even if it is a strand of hair, I can recognize my husband/children/male god! ! !
After a night of hard work, after finding all the evidence, fans have fully believed that Zyu Fufu is definitely the Mushroom Fufu who did not run away!
Over there, Muse didn't carry out public relations for a long time, but just greeted all marketing accounts and media, and asked them not to pay attention to this matter for the time being.
However, don't underestimate the power of fans.
Just this group of die-hard CP fans who didn't sleep in the middle of the night began to frantically flood into Ming Yu and Xi Ze's small Weibo, and began to ponder word by word what flavor their male gods put on. dog food.
[zyu: I haven't seen you for a day, like every three autumns. When I see the snow outside the window, I think of you, as white and beautiful as your skin. I really want to break my daughter-in-law's leg] [I really want to break my daughter-in-law's leg: Hehe, don't think I won't be jealous if I talk about love, I will kneel down on the washboard for Lao Tzu to go home //: I haven't seen you for a day, it's like every three autumns . Seeing...]The fans of Xi Shen who were watching: ... Oh my god, is this shameless literary youth really my male god!
The shiitake powder onlookers: ... Oh my god, my shiitake mushrooms still have such a coquettish character, so beautiful!
Onlookers CP fans: Oooooooooooo! ! ! I eat this dog food! ! !
[zyu: It's cold outside the door, let me go into the bedroom, I want to break my daughter-in-law's leg] [I really want to break my daughter-in-law's leg: There is also a heater outside the door, and I will make a draft if I lie! //: It's so cold outside...]Xi Shen fans onlookers: ... Oh my god, how could Xi Shen be so cheeky, what the hell Wang Po of Tianliang said!
Mushroom powder onlookers: ... Oh my god, how can such a black-hearted and smart mushroom be so cute!
Onlookers CP fans: Oooooooooooo! ! ! into the bedroom! ! ! It should be here! ! !
[I really want to break my daughter-in-law's leg: today's cooking is delicious, I also started to cook, the cooking skills are really good. Although this guy always looks like he is dragging the sky, but today I want to tell you that even if you always say that we are arrogant husbands, I am not very arrogant. I want to tell the truth: there are many shortcomings, but There is one thing, but it is enough to make up for all his shortcomings, that is - the dishes he cooks are really delicious! ! ! [/Picture][/Picture][/Picture]] [zyu: Honey, you are in bed, you are actually delicious//I really want to break my daughter-in-law’s leg: Today’s dish… ] The onlookers of Xishen Fan: … OMG! My male god can cook! These dishes are cooked by my male god!
Mushroom powder onlookers: ... Mushrooms are so sweet, hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, obviously they love Xi Shen very much!
Onlookers CP fans: Oooooooooooo! ! ! You are delicious in bed too! ! ! oooooooo! ! ! play!
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The above microblogs are really very ordinary, and there are no explosive microblogs. Looking further down, these two husbands are completely unscrupulous, and they are publicly molesting each other on Weibo! I have said all kinds of dirty jokes, even the old drivers like CP fans feel that their faces are bigger than a circle!
[I really want to break my daughter-in-law's leg: I want to break your leg! Oh shit! ! !][zyu: Is it okay to pinch off? Good, use-force-clamp.]Everyone: ... I pretended not to understand? (???·?w?·??)? ! ! !
[I really want to break my daughter-in-law's leg: I've been busy lately, but someone is annoying!][zyu: My fault, you were too tired last night, but that little tail is really cute.]Everyone: ... I pretended not to understand? (???·?w?·??)? ! ! !
[Zyu: I wrote a script today, maybe I should change careers to be a screenwriter. ] [zyu: I practiced it last night, I really wanted to break my daughter-in-law's leg, and I felt that the script was written so well (laughs) Everyone: ... I pretended not to understand? (??·?w?·? ?)?!!!
Oh shit! I don't understand peat! ! ! How can my husband/children/male god be so violent! ! !
Dirty, yellow and unscrupulous! ! !
Is this really my husband/children/male god! ! !
Many fans are excited while watching these Weibo. They turned to look at the photos of their respective male gods—that is, the photos of Ming Yu and Xi Ze, and compared these words to see...
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! Male gods are filthy, and they are also filthy male gods! ! !
In the dirty world! This is the first male god ah ah ah! ! ! !
—On the professionalism of die-hard fans: Well, it’s yellow and dirty, this is cute, I don’t accept it~~ This night, all the fans were forcibly stuffed with dog food. The big hands of a bunch of fans in the fan circle are so angry that their teeth are itchy. They never imagined that the stalk of the mushroom husband had already dumped them a few streets. Dirty behavior is simply a red stalk in the new world! ! !
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