I feel tired after coming back from an outing. I will take a few days off and upload two short plays for you.
Hidden Fans
Host: Dear audience, dear friends here, good evening. Today our program team is honored to have two guests. Have you seen them? Please tell me loudly who they are!
Audience: Pavilion Master Duan! Sect Master Gu!
Gu Jiu: Hello, host, and hello, audience.
Host: Hello, Master Gu, Hello, Pavilion Master Duan.
Duan Liu (looking around): So many people
Host: Of course, "The Unknown World of Cultivation" has hundreds of millions of fans. This is a live broadcast. It is so touching that Pavilion Master Duan can take time out of his busy schedule to come to our show. Would you like to say a few words to everyone
Duan Liu (pacing): I am also very touched. I remember you told me before that there was a small event. A small event of this scale is such a surprise.
Host: Hahaha, is that so
Duan Liu (pacing): Of course, you also said that I just need to come over and take a look around.
Host: Hahaha, it must be my slip of the tongue, but Master Duan, look, so many fans have come all the way to wait for you, and everyone wants you to stay. What’s more, Master Gu is here too, so why don’t we sit down and chat for a few minutes
Duan Liu: But I don’t know if it’s just a show. After going around in circles, I have to go back to deal with things.
Host: Damn... I'm already here, if I leave now, the audience will definitely be sad.
Duan Liu (sighs): I am very sorry to miss this opportunity, but I am too busy with work at the end of the year. I hope you can understand.
Gu Jiu (calm and composed): I heard that Pavilion Master Duan never cares about the affairs of the Sword King Pavilion. He disappears when trouble comes. He only makes trouble all day long, plays tricks on his subordinates, and seeks death everywhere. He is not interested in management, and often causes overdrafts. The entire Sword King Pavilion relies on the three Sword Masters for support. The people in and out of the Sword King Pavilion are very resentful of Pavilion Master Duan. Sword Master Qi has advertised several times that he went on strike. I wonder where the saying that he is busy comes from? I guess he knows that he has gained a false reputation and is ashamed to see people, so he uses this excuse to escape.
Duan Liu (smiling): Rumors stop at the wise. I don’t think Master Gu will believe them easily.
Gu Jiu: Whether it is a rumor or not, only the wise know it.
Paragraph 6: Goodbye, everyone.
Host: Hey, Pavilion Master Duan... (silently) Damn, I knew this guy was not easy to fool! (Turning around and smirking) I'm sorry, my friends, Pavilion Master Duan refused to show his favor and ran away at the last minute. He really deserves the reputation for nothing and has no demeanor of a great cultivator. Don't you think so, Master Gu
Gu Jiu (frowning): Not really. Duan Qingming created his own god-level Bu Tian Jue. This alone is beyond the reach of ordinary people. His swordsmanship is groundbreaking and innovative. Gu Ying's swordsmanship is famous throughout the world. He also has a wide range of interests. His alchemy, poison and medical skills are all first-rate. He is also extremely intelligent and knowledgeable. He is truly a genius in the world of cultivation. He deserves the title of great swordsman.
Host: …Is there something wrong with the way it was opened
Duan Liu: Oh, it turns out I have so many advantages.
Host: Damn, why are you back
Duan Liu: I came back to prove that I am indeed a name for nothing.
Host (kneeling on the ground): That was a joke. Look, old man, our variety shows need to liven up the atmosphere, and a little humor is necessary.
Duan Liu (patting his head): You kneel down at every turn. You’re so humorous. I was just joking with you.
Gu Jiu: What are you coming back for
Duan Liu: Nothing much, I just suddenly thought of something to say to my fans.
Host: What
Duan Liu (looking after Gu Jiu): I'll go back to Jianwang Pavilion first and come to your place later.
Host: Wow wow wow wow, my friends, what incredible news have we heard? ! ! !
Duan Liu (bowing and smiling): Goodbye, please.
Host: Wait, don’t you have something to tell your fans
Duan Liu: I’ve said that.
Host: Something feels wrong...
Gu Jiu (smashing the chair): Duan Qingming!
Duan Liu: There's nothing wrong with being a fan. Why have such a big reaction
Gu Jiu (calmly): Everyone, I have something to do and I have to leave first. Bye. (Walks away) Duan Qingming, come out!
Host: Hey you guys... I want a guest!
Gu Jiu (cold face): Duan Qingming, I have been displeased with you for a long time (inwardly) But... you are so handsome.
The Joy of the Pavilion Master in the Small Theater
Section 6: Xiaojiu
Gu Jiu (continuing to deal with things): There is no Xiaojiu here!
Duan Liu (smiling and bowing): Yes, a disciple of the Sword King Pavilion has achieved a breakthrough. I have organized a banquet to celebrate for him and specially come to invite Sect Leader Gu to come over and sit for a while.
Gu Jiu: No, I won’t go.
Duan Liu: It’s just a celebration, what are you afraid of
Gu Jiu: (Putting down his pen) You have held sixty-eight celebrations in the past six months.
Paragraph 6: I care about my subordinates.
Gu Jiu: Master Qi Jian’s face has been dark for half a year.
Duan Liu: There is never a time when he is not in a bad mood.
Gu Jiu (smiling): It's hard not to feel sympathy for a leader who is not doing his job and is a drag on others. I saw yesterday that he put an order in the newspaper asking to resign again.
Paragraph 6: He was just joking
Gu Jiu: What method did you use to make him so devoted to you
Duan Liu (sitting down): When he challenged me, there had to be some stakes in this kind of thing.
Gu Jiu: If you lose, you will stay in Jianwang Pavilion and serve. You have made a good plan (sarcasm). He is a gentleman and should not gamble with someone like you.
Paragraph 6: A gentleman has good character and will not break a promise
Gu Jiu: Did you also trick Sword Master Yao and Sword Master Cheng here
Duan Liu (took the teacup beside him): Why do you have to say such harsh words? I will admit defeat.
Gu Jiu (sneers).
Duan Liu: What are you laughing at
Gu Jiu: I laughed. They are all great sword cultivators, and Master Qi Jian is from an aristocratic family. They have always been focused on the path of Taoism and are not good at worldly affairs. You handed over the Sword King Pavilion to them, causing chaos in the pavilion. It was a waste of your intelligence all your life, but you don't know how to use people.
Duan Liu: The Sword King Pavilion is really short of talent. Could you please ask Master Gu to go and help with the management
Gu Jiu: It’s daytime.
Duan Liu (laughing): Even daydreams can come true.
Gu Jiu: Aren’t you afraid that Jianwang Pavilion will be destroyed in their hands
Duan Liu: How could that be? I’m also here.
Gu Jiu: In that case, why don’t you take it yourself
Duan Liu: Of course not. Seeing them so busy and exhausted is really a joy.
Gu Jiu: …
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