Wen Jiu stared at Wang Ba and said nothing, after a while, that Wang Ba couldn't hold back any longer, and said, "Don't always be like this, you suddenly stop talking when you are talking, it makes me feel like talking to myself alone. sense of language."
Wen Jiuxin said that he was choked by a bastard and was speechless, but the bastard still felt that he had left it alone and refused to answer. What kind of shit is this.
But in line with the attitude that he is a human being and it is a bastard, and a human being can't argue with a bastard. Wen Jiuyi sat on the edge of the bed, took a deep breath, and said, "Let's not talk nonsense, and now let's deal with the more important issues. First, where are you from?"
Xu Shi Wang Bajing also felt his seriousness, put away the chattering mode, and replied: "The Heavenly Dynasty, the Heavenly Dynasty in 2015, do you know?"
Unexpectedly, Wang Bajing's answer was so accurate that even the year was revealed, but this answer made Wen Jiu dizzy, and he said, "How long have you been in this world?"
When this question was asked, Wang Bajing seemed to have been poked at the G spot. If it wasn't for his size, he would definitely be able to jump up and dance. It turned around twice on the spot, and found that it really couldn't jump up, so it rushed to Wenjiu excitedly: "Tsk, what are you talking about? I won't say anything if I'm a human being dressed as a tortoise. Do you know that I just came here In less than a week, I let you catch me, you said this... "
"You are not a tortoise, you are a bastard, and what month and date did you wear it?" Wen Jiu couldn't wait for the nagging behind it after hearing what it said before, and directly interrupted Wang Bajing's random thoughts .
"What date? August 1st. I was planning to go out to play, but I got into a car accident while taking the bus. When I opened my eyes, I turned into a turtle." Wang Bajing didn't care that Wen Jiu interrupted his eloquence. Seeing that he asked the question, he once again told him in detail what his situation was.
Wen Jiu didn't know whether to say this bastard was stupid or innocent. But it's good to be careless like this, at least sign a contract with him, and I don't have to worry about the problem of rebellion in the den.
It is much easier to communicate with a stupid bastard than with a smart bastard, Wen Jiu thought for a while and continued to ask: "Where do you live?"
"City D in Province S, have you heard of it?" Wang Ba really answered quickly and accurately.
It's just that after hearing his answer, Wen Jiu couldn't tell what he was feeling. In D City of Province S, co-authoring this bastard and himself are not only compatriots, but now they have been upgraded to compatriots. And according to what he just said...
"You're not a college student living in Jingyuan District, are you?" Wen Jiu was already a little numb, and he felt that if he found out that fellow villagers could be upgraded to neighbors at this time, he wouldn't be more surprised.
Sure enough, the bastard responded in a particularly adoring tone: "Fuck, buddy, you are so awesome, you can even know which neighborhood and school I am in. This is the legendary pinch finger?"
"Did you see that I pinched my fingers?" Wen Jiu said expressionlessly. He no longer expected this bastard's thinking to return to the right track, and he didn't bother to let him guess, so he explained directly: "When I wore it, I was wearing it. I forget whether it was August 5th or 6th, but I remember that a few days before I crossed, I heard that a college student who lived in the next unit died in a car accident, and he died on the 1st."
After Wen Jiu finished speaking, he stared at the bastard and said nothing, but the old bastard who had been in a state of madness and chatter suddenly froze and didn't say a word.
To be informed of the news of death suddenly like this, most people would definitely not be able to accept it.
Wen Jiu, who thought he understood Wang Ba's current mood, thought in his heart. He felt that he was really a very considerate and good person, and he was a little moved by himself.
Before I had time to be intoxicated, I heard the bastard say in a tone as if he suddenly understood the essence of the world at this moment: "So you also traveled through time? Hey, you are six days later than me, so you only arrived today for the first time. Here? In this way, I am still your senior. No matter how I transmigrated into a tortoise, I guess I was still a refined tortoise. No matter how old I am, I am dozens of times older than you, so I should be your senior... "
Wen Jiu: "..."
Thinking too much about myself is like sugar, will this bastard who is paralyzed be sad about his own death
He said: "But I came here more than a year earlier than you. Like you, I came here through my soul after death."
"Hey, there is something wrong with this time." Wang Badao, before Wen Jiu could express his agreement, he continued: "But it doesn't matter if there is any problem, anyway, they are already dead and can't go back. gone."
Wen Jiu was taken aback, then laughed. Isn't it just such a thing, even bastards can't see it, so there's nothing else I can't see.
Of course, as for the fact that the Wangba Lizi is not original, it is all about the details and there is no need to care about it.
Maintaining this kind of sudden enlightenment is not an ordinary relaxed mood. Wen Jiu said: "Tsk, I found that we haven't introduced ourselves yet. Let me tell you, my name is Wen Jiu. I heard Wen, the number nine. It's like this before and after time travel." The name has not changed. I was 24 years old before, and I learned computers, but I can't use them here. What about you?"
"I traveled through the first 19 years, and I just finished my summer vacation in my freshman year." Wang Ba said that he didn't feel any grief in his previous life at all. There is no way to become a turtle."
"Oh, by the way, and my name is Liu Li, Wen Dao Liu, parting and parting."
Wen Jiu no longer wanted to correct Liu Li, it was a question of bastards and not tortoises. He rubbed his chin, thought about what else could be wrong, and suddenly realized that he seemed to have forgotten a key.
"How did you break the barrier set by Master?"
"What enchantment?" Liu Li asked in a dazed and innocent manner, as if he really didn't know there was such a thing as enchantment. He said: "You also mentioned barriers when you signed the contract with me before, but I just noticed that you said that the sky is up and forgot to ask you. Did I do something wrong?"
Wen Jiu: "..."
The master's strength was imperceptibly despised by this bastard. As a good apprentice, shouldn't he offer a bowl of soft-shelled turtle soup to the master
He raised his hand and rubbed his face vigorously twice, telling himself in his heart that he was ignorant and innocent, and that he should not bully the poor fellow bastard. Feeling calmer, he continued to talk to Liu Li: "Didn't you find anything unusual when you entered our place?"
"Abnormal?" Liu Li thought for a second, then nodded and said to Wen Jiu: "I didn't see any houses in you when I came here, but I was a little hungry and ate two bites of grass, and then looked up. Then I found a house. I thought I was hallucinating. I didn’t expect to run into that man and a woman as soon as I came in. I don’t know why. Anyway, I can feel that the man is not very easy to mess with, so I shrink back to be safe. In the shell."
Wen Jiu held his breath and listened to it, but after it finished speaking, Wen Jiu felt that all the breath he held was stuck in his heart, and he didn't want to say anything except "...".
The truth is always far from the imagination. Wen Jiu couldn't help but want to kill that crazy person who thought he would hear a story like "Shocking wonders, what's the reason for the battle between the king and the eighth?!"
After a stick of incense, the four masters and apprentices plus a bastard gathered in front of the enchantment that Li Luo placed.
Li Luo frowned and clasped his hands in front of his chest, with doubts on his face, but his eyes were fixed on Liu Li's position without blinking.
Fang Tianxia was full of curiosity, while Shan Qin remained expressionless as usual, as if all the things he was doing now had nothing to do with him.
Wen Jiu bowed his head, and said to Liu Li: "Liu Li, Liu Li, try a bite, just a quick bite will do."
Liu Li ignored him. He pawed his paws on the spot, and took two steps towards the barrier. Then he replied seriously: "Young man, you let the concubine eat the air, the concubine can't do it."
Knowing that it couldn't see where the barrier was, Wen Jiu simply squatted down and gestured twice on the edge of the barrier with his hand. Then said: "Just bite at this place, try it."
Seeing how persistent he was, Liu Li didn't want to tangle with him anymore. Anyway, now I have become a bastard, and there is nothing shameful about a bastard being surrounded by people eating air. With this kind of mentality, Liu Lichong opened his mouth and gnawed at the place where Wen Jiu gestured.
Then…
Why is this air sweet
Before it could ask this question, Li Luo, who had been standing by and watched the whole process, gasped. She said: "Apprentice, you turtle. You can really eat the enchantment."
Wen Jiu looked down at Liu Li.
It immediately opened its mouth and said that it didn't do it on purpose and really didn't plan to eat Li Luo's enchantment, and it would never take the initiative to eat air again.
Wen Jiu didn't listen to his assurances, and said directly to Li Luo: "It can't see where the barrier is, and it might cause trouble in the future. Is there any way, master, to control it?"
Li Luo couldn't let go of her frown, as if she was thinking about Wen Jiu's question.
Shan Qin, who had been standing still, suddenly squatted down, stretched out a finger and pressed it on its forehead before Liu Li could react. When he spoke, his voice was still calm. He said, "Don't move."
After a while, Shan Qin got up.
He said: "This bastard has spiritual roots. If you practice it, you can see the enchantment without any problem."
Hearing what he said, Li Luo relaxed her frown slightly, and nodded at Dan Qin. Then he said: "As for the task of teaching him how to practice..."
"Leave it to me." It was the first time Wen Jiu recommended himself so positively before Master finished speaking. He said: "Anyway, I'm the only one who can understand what he's saying, and it's more convenient to teach, Master, right?"
Li Luo didn't feel anything unexpected at all, nodded calmly and said, "Then I'll leave it to you. The second apprentice must educate it well, and don't let it cause trouble again."
Wen Jiu bowed his head to Li Luo and said: "Yes, Master."
There is a fellow villager as an apprentice, even if it is just a chatterbox, life will become more interesting in the future, right