As soon as they heard that Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng were going to appear, the audience burst into applause.
Everyone who has watched this cross talk said that it is good, and word of mouth has already spread. In addition, Xu Yiyang is really the number one person in China and overseas, so when he comes on the stage, the students in the audience are naturally enthusiastic.
So, Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng stepped onto the stage in their coats.
Before going on stage, Xu Yiyang whispered to Chen Meng: "I'll just say a few words to warm up the audience later. You can follow my basic compliments and follow what I say. Let's deal with each other first, and wait until I say it." When it was a hobby, we started working directly from there.”
Chen Meng was very spiritual and had practiced with Xu Yiyang many times. He immediately understood what he meant, so he nodded and said, "I understand, Brother Xu, don't worry."
At this time, the students who were busy setting up the venue had quickly ran up and set up the table and microphone stand.
Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng walked to the table, and the audience continued to applaud.
Xu Yiyang adjusted the angle of the microphone and deliberately sighed with a grimace: "Oh, as soon as this came on, I felt extremely stressed."
Chen Meng hurriedly began to make impromptu remarks: "Why are you so stressed?"
Xu Yiyang said: "Look, our show is a cross talk show. Do you know what kind of art cross talk is?"
Chen Meng said: "I know, crosstalk is the art of language!"
Xu Yiyang shook his head and said seriously: "Crosstalk, after all, it is an art that makes people happy."
"The two of us came on stage to make the more than 10,000 students, teachers, school leaders, and school employees in the audience happy. It is best to make them laugh after listening to our cross talk. This is our success! "
Although Chen Meng didn't know what the burden behind Xu Yiyang was, he still pretended to be enlightened, nodded and said, "What you said makes sense!"
After finishing speaking, he quickly brought the topic back and asked Xu Yiyang: "Then you haven't said anything yet, why are you so stressed?"
Xu Yiyang gave him an approving look and said: "Oh, you also know that our mission is to make everyone happy and laugh. However, before we even got on the stage, the senior brothers and sisters in front of us have already made everyone laugh. , and I was watching backstage just now, and the audience below was laughing so hard that some students had their noses soaked with snot from laughing so hard, do you think I can be less stressed?"
As soon as Xu Yiyang said these words, the audience burst into laughter.
No one expected that Xu Yiyang had been laying the groundwork for a long time to make fun of Li Haiyang and Ma Bingbing's performance just now!
This is the real thing in cross talk, which is improvised directly based on the actual situation on the scene.
Xu Yiyang threw away an impromptu baggage as soon as he came on. In everyone's opinion, this baggage was really amazing!
Chen Meng didn't expect that the twists and turns would lead to Li Haiyang. He laughed on the spot and said, "So this is where your pressure comes from!"
"Yes!" Xu Yiyang nodded and said seriously: "Look, we are talking about the show just now, and everyone is still laughing very happily. This shows how fun the show just now is!"
Saying that, Xu Yiyang gave an exaggerated thumbs up.
Chen Meng smiled and said, "Yes!"
Xu Yiyang paused, then looked at the audience and said, "Look, everyone laughed, and you laughed too, but do you know why I didn't laugh?"
Chen Meng shook his head: "I don't know, why don't you smile?"
Xu Yiyang said seriously: "I have received professional training. On stage, no matter how funny it is, I will not laugh unless I can't help it."
After saying that, Xu Yiyang raised his head and smiled up at the sky: "Hahahaha, I'm sorry! The show just now was so funny, I really couldn't help it..."
As soon as Xu Yiyang's second bag came out, the whole audience exploded!
Many students laughed so hard that they burst into tears. At first glance, these two tricks were improvised, which also made everyone marvel at Xu Yiyang's reaction speed and on-the-spot ability.
At this time, after the laughter in the audience ended, Xu Yiyang said: "Everyone has some hobbies, such as Senior Brother Li Haiyang. It can be seen that Senior Brother Li Haiyang and Li Haiyang must be a person who particularly likes to sing."
"Hahahaha..." The audience burst into laughter again.
Chen Meng knew that when Xu Yiyang mentioned his hobby, he was about to start serious cross talk work.
The previous ones are all about improvising and mobilizing the atmosphere, but to really get into the work of "I Want to Travel", you have to start from the hobby.
So, Chen Meng hurriedly asked: "As for classmate Xu Yiyang, I would like to ask you, do you have any hobbies?"
Xu Yiyang said seriously: "I also have a wide range of hobbies. I love singing, dancing, changing, and practicing."
"Really?" Chen Meng asked, "Why do you have so many hobbies?"
Xu Yiyang waved his hand: "I haven't finished yet, I also like a lot of cultural things, such as dancing, reciting poetry, astronomy and geography, and foreign classics, I love them all!"
Chen Meng asked in surprise: "Are there so many people you like coming here?"
"Come here if you like it!" Xu Yiyang said seriously: "I have studied many classics, famous calligraphy and paintings. For example, there was a great painter in the Northern Song Dynasty named Zhang Zeduan, do you know?"
"I know! This is a great painter, who doesn't know about it?"
Xu Yiyang nodded: "To be honest, I really like the painting "Visiting Tombs during the Qingming Festival" painted by Zhang Zeduan."
The audience suddenly laughed again.
Xu Yiyang continued: "It describes the scene of the young widows visiting the graves to mourn during the Qingming Festival in the Northern Song Dynasty..."
Another burst of laughter!
Subsequently, high energy and nuclear energy appeared one after another.
When Xu Yiyang mentioned the joke about "ethnic dance without clothes", many people in the audience laughed.
Because Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng had a perfect start on the stage, the more they spoke, the more comfortable and relaxed they became. They were in extremely good condition, and the "laughing fruit" felt by the audience became even stronger.
Moreover, Xu Yiyang's two shows perfectly made up for the time left by the previous show. The rhythm of the whole show was very well controlled, and the time was completely brought back to the normal planning and arrangement.
When the audience burst into laughter, Li Haiyang was behind the stage, in a deserted corner, clenching his teeth and with a dark face.
He was going crazy with hatred, and his face felt like it had been slapped more than a hundred times, and it was so hot that it burned his eyes.
The thousand-year-old performance that had been carefully planned for so long was all over in one fell swoop!
Not only did he fail to improve his image, he actually hit rock bottom!
The key point is that this is still an important party in 1999 and the year 2000!
In life, it is impossible to encounter another time window with such epochal significance.
While the whole world was celebrating, he was humiliated in front of more than 10,000 people!
How will I face the teachers and students of the school in the future
I really want to die!
Ma Bingbing remained silent beside her.
She has always liked Li Haiyang and can be said to be one of his crushes.
Because I like him, I am willing to cooperate with him in this kind of performance that completely complements him. However, I didn't expect that the performance went in the completely opposite direction.
Seeing the grief-stricken look on her beloved boy's face, she mustered up the courage, touched Li Haiyang's hand, and comforted him: "Haiyang, don't take it too seriously. I'll tell you later that there's something wrong with the accompaniment. Everyone should understand."
Li Haiyang opened her hand irritably and said contemptuously: "Don't touch me!"
Li Haiyang knew that Ma Bingbing liked him very much, but he was not interested in Ma Bingbing at all.
Ma Bingbing looks very ordinary, short and dark-skinned. Li Haiyang usually doesn't even bother to talk to her.
If it weren't for knowing that Ma Bingbing was devoted to him, Li Haiyang wouldn't have asked her to sing this song.
However, the chorus was a disaster, so Li Haiyang didn't like Ma Bingbing no matter how he looked at her. When she touched her hand, he felt as if he was being taken advantage of and was disgusting.
Ma Bingbing thought it was because of his bad mood, so she was not angry at all when her hand was knocked off. Instead, she said very considerately: "I will tell everyone, just say that this matter is a misunderstanding."
Li Haiyang asked angrily: "Misunderstanding? Can the misunderstanding eliminate the loss of face just now? And that damn Xu Yiyang, damn, he dared to tease me on stage, isn't he going against me?"
Ma Bingbing said helplessly: "He has said everything, but there is nothing we can do!"
Li Haiyang gritted his teeth and said coldly: "I want to know right now what's wrong with the accompaniment! I obviously asked a male voice to record my part, why did it turn into a female voice? This is illogical!"
Ma Bingbing said subconsciously: "Could someone be trying to punish you?"
"Trick me?" Li Haiyang frowned: "You mean, someone changed the accompaniment?"
(End of chapter)