Rebirth of the Film Emperor’s Beloved Wife

Chapter 27: 027 Joke

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After dinner, Su Yanyi went back to the bedroom. Several shopping bags were placed on the bed in the bedroom, and they were opened one by one, all of which were what she needed.

Rabbit pajamas, panda pajamas, turtle pajamas, and monkey-shaped pajamas, some are two-piece suits, and some are one-piece suits. Generally speaking, they can be described as cute.

Which one to wear first? Does Qin Jiran smile when he sees it? Su Yanyi can be considered a sacrifice. In order to make Qin Jiran laugh, occasional sacrifices are necessary.

[Master, these clothes are so cute, please wear the little turtle first, the green turtle shell is so cute!]001's excited little voice made Su Yanyi's mouth twitch, she can only hope that Qin Jiran's aesthetics are the same as that of 001.

Su Yanyi, who was wearing tortoise pajamas, pushed open the door of Qin Jiran's study. Qin Jiran was on the phone and looked at the door reflexively, then her eyes widened instantly, and she stood there sluggishly, even the caller on the phone. No sound can be heard.

"You, you..." Qin Jiran felt that his words were so poor at this moment, he didn't even know what to say!

The other end of the phone raised his voice and asked Qin Jiran what to say, which finally made Qin Jiran have some reaction.

"You keep busy, don't worry about me." While Su Yanyi spoke, she calmly walked to the sofa and sat down.

Qin Jiran glanced at Su Yanyi cautiously, and saw all the green turtle costumes in his eyes, and after some struggle, he pretended to be nothing and said, "It's nothing, you have What do you want me to do, how about polenta tomorrow morning, fresh corn, very good."

Su Yanyi was very happy to hear that there was something to eat, but looking at Qin Jiran's calm and calm expression, Su Yanyi was a little disappointed.

Why doesn't he smile? Isn't it funny to wear such a stupid outfit

Su Yanyi was a little unconvinced and stopped sitting. She stood up and walked in front of Qin Jiran, staring straight at Qin Jiran.

Qin Jiran was a little hairy and took a step back uncomfortably, but his eyes only fell on Su Yanyi's face. If she laughed out loud and Su Yanyi said he was laughing at her, it would be bad. He didn't want Su Yanyi to misunderstand her again.

Su Yanyi was even more disappointed, she didn't even smile, it seemed that her decision to wear this stupid outfit was really a bit stupid.

"You're busy." Su Yanyi turned around and left. Since this road doesn't work, she can only change.

Leaving Qin Jiran who didn't know what to do, Su Yanyi went back to the bedroom. After changing out of the turtle costume, she threw a bunch of clothes on the bed into the utility room, and would never pretend to be cute again. It's really stupid. .

At this time, Qin Jiran, who was in the study, seemed to be sure that Su Yanyi had left, and then the corners of his mouth began to rise, and he couldn't help laughing.

Then, Su Yanyi, who had just thrown away her clothes, heard the sound of the system.

[Congratulations to the host for completing the task once, plus one point, the current point is seven, please continue to work hard!]

Qin Jiran, are you slow to respond! Su Yanyi stood there a little sluggishly, thinking bitterly.

[Master, do you want to pick up the clothes?] Zero Zero One asked weakly.

"Cough, since you laughed, it's time to change the way." You can wear such stupid clothes once, but I just think that Qin Jiran's smile this time seems to be laughed at because she did something stupid, Su Yanyi I feel like my image is getting worse and worse.

At this time, Qin Jiran's idea was that if Su Yanyi's appearance just now was photographed and kept as a souvenir, Su Yanyi in a turtle costume is really cute. I don't know if Su Yanyi will still be in the future. What to wear? If he still sees it, he must remember to hold back his laughter. He must not let Su Yanyi know that he is smiling so happily because of her clothes.

Su Yanyi is an activist. Since she made a plan to make Qin Jiran laugh, she will definitely hurry up and work hard, so the next night, just after dinner, Su Yanyi appeared in Qin Jiran's study again. However, this time she was wearing very normal clothes. The cotton home clothes made people feel very comfortable. Qin Jiran glanced at it. Although she felt a little disappointed, she felt that such Su Yanyi was the most normal. of.

Qin Jiran looked at Su Yanyi, and habitually wanted to ask Su Yanyi what was going on with him. After all, Su Yanyi had never looked for him when she had nothing to do before, but she thought of Su Yanyi's abnormality in the past few days. He swallowed the words he was about to ask, and changed his words: "Sit down, would you like some tea?"

Qin Jiran said that he had poured a cup of tea for Su Yanyi. After dinner, he likes to make a pot of tea and go to the study. Today is black tea, so Su Yanyi should not be too repulsive.

Su Yanyi didn't refuse. After taking a sip, she said calmly, "Let me tell you a few jokes."

Qin Jiran blinked and felt that the auditory hallucinations were really sick, and they would pop up from time to time to make people anxious.

Before Qin Jiran could answer, Su Yanyi had already started to speak.

"A reporter interviewed the director of a mental hospital and asked; 'What method do you use to determine whether a patient has fully recovered?' The director replied; 'We give him a test, we fill a bathtub with water and put a soup next to it A spoon and a big bowl let them drain the water out of the tank.' The reporter said disapprovingly; 'Of course a big bowl is used!' Dropped the tub stopper...'"

Su Yanyi's voice was very cold, and every word was clear. She said she was telling a joke, but it felt like she was reciting a poem. Just ignore the joke.

So when Su Yanyi looked at Qin Jiran with great anticipation, she only saw Qin Jiran's deep eyes, and there was no smile at all!

How can you not laugh? Is this joke not funny

"This isn't funny, I'll tell you another one, you have to listen carefully!" Su Yanyi came here when she was well prepared. She searched for a lot of jokes on Baidu, and she was bound to talk about it until Qin Jiran laughed.

"Two mentally ill people, a Jun and B Jun, recovered at the same time, and their attending doctor said to them: 'If one of you falls ill, the other will take him to the hospital immediately.' Suddenly one day, the doctor's phone rang. It rang, and it turned out to be Mr. A: 'It's incredible, Mr. B has been crawling in my toilet since this morning, and he must be my toilet!' The doctor said anxiously: 'Quick, take him to the hospital quickly Ah!' Jun A was silent for a moment: 'Well, then I don't have a toilet?'"

This time, because of Su Yanyi's special reminder, Qin Jiran listened very seriously, and then Qin Jiran felt that he didn't know what kind of expression to show.

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