Below is this guy’s speech:
Girls, according to the Mayan prophecies, the dawn of December 22, 2012 will not come. Today is the last day before the end.
So, do you still have monthly passes? Hand it over!
If the doomsday comes, let me hold your monthly tickets and plunge into a world full of zombies. I will miss you!
Those who pay a monthly ticket will receive a list of doomsday survival gift packages:
1: Defense Series
—A must-have! Zombies have sharp teeth and nails, and leather products are safer than ordinary clothes!
—A must-have! If there are no zombies and there is a flood, girls who can’t swim must be prepared! Those who can swim should also be prepared. When the time comes, there will be water, so you can’t swim all the time, right? It’s physically exhausting!
—The climate is likely to get colder. If there are no floods, just wear your down jacket! Wear it over your leather jacket for double protection!
Two: Attack series
—A must-have! The magic weapon for killing zombies is extremely sharp and has a long safety range. It is not easy for zombies to get close to you, and there will be no embarrassment of firearms and bullets. The most important thing is that the sword makes little noise when cutting zombies, so it is not easy to attract a group. ps: I especially recommend Longquan Sword. On the last day of the apocalypse, please try your best to support domestic products.
—A must-have! Easy to carry and easy to use in emergencies and emergencies. Sharpen the fruit knives and kitchen knives at home until they are as white as snow before using them again! Keep the whetstone away and use it as a brick at critical moments!
—If you can get it, this thing is still very useful. The safety range is between a sword and a dagger. It can dig traps and is also sharp!
—There are many things that can be used, such as those at home. Break off the toothbrush head. The section is sharp! When you encounter zombies, you can hit them at close range! For example, swing and slap, it works! Remember to pierce an eye and carry it with a rope behind your back. At the critical moment, it will be your shield! Another example is that you understand!
Three: Survival Series
—A must-have! It may not be safe to stay at home, so you need to carry a bag and some food to protect yourself on the road.
—A must-have! Choose one that is small, easy to carry and adds energy! For example, compressed biscuits, chocolate, crushed and deflated instant noodles...
—A must-have! Prepare a thermos cup. The water source is very important. It may become less and less in the future. If you encounter it, collect it and save it.
—A must-have! This thing is a must! Used to collect water! Be more prepared, put it on leaves when out in the wild, and get water! It is safer than water sources on the ground that may be contaminated by zombies.
- Keep this thing ready. It doesn't take up space. If you are forced to the rooftop and the rooftop is invaded by zombies, try to find a way to bungee jump.
—If you haven’t seen it, go and see it now! If others cannot survive the end of the world, Mr. Bei will definitely survive! For the video, please go to Potato Waiting for Chris, Wilderness Survival] Isn’t this awesome!
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It's okay to do your own research, I'm very capable!
Come on, come on, for the sake of me giving so much to you, go through your monthly ticket pockets and give it to me for the last time!
If you don’t vote monthly, it will be wasted! What a permanent waste!
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Cry, can you guys bear to see me fall off the monthly vote list? Come on, come on, help me, help me fight back!
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