"Did you take a picture of the scene just now?" another person asked.
"Publish it online, what are you waiting for?!"
"You bastard." The leader on the other side of the phone said angrily: "I called you three times just now and you didn't answer the phone. Now you need my help and you remembered that I'm here? Tell me, what's the matter?"
"That's good, let's go back!"
"This?" Hong Dali looked around and saw no one, and immediately said with a smile: "Of course it was modified by Miku. How could a toy factory have such technology? They only produce shapes and basic components. The core Everything comes from my laboratory.”
Hong Dali grabbed the phone and was about to make a call when he suddenly saw three missed calls: "Huh? Forgot this. Let's see who is calling... Chief?!"
The chief said frantically: "Hurry up and get the planes down. I'm here to see you on business this time!"
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Tianjing Mountain, in the forest.
Chief: “…”
"You brat." The chief laughed and scolded, "You're the one who won't suffer any loss."
"That means we're fine?" the driver asked cautiously, "It should be fine."
"Okay, you little bastard..." The chief didn't forget to scold Hong Dali as he got into the car: "Fortunately, I knew about it early, otherwise this matter would have been taken to the international stage!"
"How did I know?" Hong Dali thought for a while: "But looking at the appearance of our remote-controlled aircraft, it does look a bit like a UFO... No matter, come on, come on, everyone has one, let's just play! Control it well. Ah, the requests are arranged in an 'S' shape in the sky for a while, and a 'B' shape for a while..."
After a brief silence on the entire scene, the reporter began to change his tone desperately: "Dear audience friends, the UFO fired at our soldiers first, but our soldiers did not suffer any damage. At the same time, the two missiles were reflected and the UFO was directly blown into ashes. Today's That’s it for the report. We’ll see you tonight!” After saying this in one breath, the reporter turned and left: “Why are you still hanging around? Get out quickly!”
The reporters on the ground outside Tianjing Mountain were desperately reporting, and then they all regretted it...
The staff member carrying the camera hadn't reacted yet: "Huh? Are you leaving now?"
"Uh..." Hong Dali put the phone half a meter away: "Um... Uncle Chief, let's talk to you if we have something to say. Let's talk to you... Well, what should I do with my airplane model? I have to give an explanation, right? It's not illegal for us to play with the model. Well..." At this point, Hong Dali sniffed: "I still have a lot of them here. If you don't do this, I will leave them all over the sky, making everyone think there is really an alien invasion. !”
"This... is it over?" The pilot looked at the empty sky in front of him: "Have we saved the world or started a huge war?"
At this time, Tang Muxin felt something was wrong: "Dali, the uncle just said that people all over the world thought it was a UFO. This can't be true, right?"
"You bastard!" The chief immediately jumped in anger and said frantically: "I said that must be your fault! Do you know how big a trap you created! Now everyone around the world thinks it is a UFO. ! They all thought the aliens had gone to Tianjing Mountain! But now you tell me it’s a model airplane?! I called you just now to ask if it was you, you brat, and you still didn’t answer the phone! "
"It must be more expensive than missiles!" Hong Dali said matter-of-factly: "Is there a place where my things are cheaper?"
That's right, this guy can pull off tricks. This plane can fly so high and looks so cool...
"Uncle Chief is here?" Hong Dali pointed to the sky with a smile: "Uncle, look, I asked them to line up in an 'S' shape and then in a 'B' shape..."
"Forget it, where are you now? Don't move, wait for me, I'll be there soon." After the chief finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
There was a violent explosion, and a big fireball exploded in the sky. The fire burned in the sky, and it looked like the second sun.
Hong Dali nodded fiercely: "It must be!"
"boom!!!"
"Ah, that's it!" Hong Dalifu Khan said, "That's what happened. I was playing with model airplanes outside Tianjing Mountain before, and then for some reason, three armed helicopters appeared out of nowhere. I tried to get closer together. Look at what that helicopter looks like, but they just bombed me without saying a word! My model is so expensive, what do you think I should do, uncle chief?"
In the sky.
They hadn't been playing for a while when the sound of helicopter propellers sounded, and a military helicopter landed directly on the lawn not far away. As soon as the leader got off the plane, he pointed at Hong Dali and scolded: "You little bastard, you've gone too far this time, you know?" ! Still playing! Can you afford to play again and cause panic?!"
"It should be... saving the world..." The comrades around me were still a little unsure: "When I came here, the instructions from above said that safety should be the first priority. If the matter is urgent, we can choose to use force to solve it. At present, our choice is Correct? At least we can know that the defense of these alien reconnaissance planes is not very strong. At first, I thought there was some kind of protective shield... "
"Uncle Chief, you are not kind." Hong Dali curled his lips: "If you were going to jail, why would you still come here?"
I shed tears in silence, and the sound of camel bells rang in my ears!
"What else can I do!" Hong Dali said with great strength: "It's his grandma's model, it's my model! It's so expensive! It was blown up like this! No, we can't let it go like this. I'll find the uncle of the chief. Tell him to pay me compensation!"
"Dear audience friends, our soldiers are now having close communication with aliens..."
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"That's good!" The chief thought for a while, and then said: "Dali, listen clearly, this matter can be big or small. At the worst, it will cause panic among the people, and you will be jailed!"
"Holy shit, they actually did it!" The people looking over here with binoculars shouted: "UFO! It was blown to ashes by two missiles from our soldiers! It seems that the defense equipment of the UFO is not good. It’s very advanced, haha!”
The roof of the main teaching building of Tianjing University.
Everyone immediately laughed and ran to get the remote control to play. Hong Dali did not forget to comfort Xiao Wangmo: "It's okay. I have a lot of airplane models. Let's play with them and blow them up. Don't be afraid! I'll give you one to take home when I get back." go!"
"Believe it or not, I'm going to slap you!" The chief felt that the current Hong Dali was extremely hateful: "I won't bullshit you. If this UFO incident had developed as usual, we would have been able to block the news and refute the rumors. But that’s not all I’m thinking about!”
Of course, the burning time of this sun was so short that no one on the ground even reacted, and the legendary UFO in the sky had completely disappeared...
"Nonsense!" The reporter hurriedly got into the car and said hurriedly as he got into the car: "Everyone has opened fire and you stay here waiting to be blown up? God knows whether those aliens came one by one or in a group..."
Driver: "..." Reporter: "..." Onlookers: "..."
"Oh..." Hong Dali asked everyone to land the plane, and then asked: "What's the matter with the uncle? Let's talk in the car."
"You must! How could you miss this opportunity!"
"Yes, yes, let's go right away!" The staff member got in the car without saying a word: "Hurry up!"
"I suffer losses every day." Hong Dali continued to curl his lips: "The plane was bombed and you didn't even pay me any compensation."
Xiao Wangmo was about to cry: "Brother Dali, the plane was blown up, wuwuwu, what should I do?"
After both of them got in the car, the chief asked: "You little bastard, where did this airplane model come from? Not to mention that it was produced by a toy factory. It can achieve a remote control of more than one thousand meters. This is definitely not what a toy factory can do." The technology you have.”
Everyone was playing with the models together, and within a short time, a row of ten perfect aircraft models appeared neatly in the sky - of course, the quality was still slightly different from the first one that was blown up. But the difference is not that big...
"Okay, okay, let's go right now!"
"Yes! But there are propellers, but they are inside the model fuselage." Hong Dali said in surprise: "Uncle Chief, you know this?"
We are the only one in the world who can decompose, combine and transform equipment, so of course it is in our hands!
"Outside Tianjing Mountain? An airplane model?" the chief asked carefully: "Is the airplane model silver-white, cool and sci-fi? It doesn't have propellers yet?"
"Hey, hey!" Hong threw the phone out with all his strength: "Damn! He actually hung up on my plane before I could give him an explanation!"
"Fuck...fuck! My airplane model!" Hong Dali was furious: "Why did those people open fire like that! Fuck, is it easy for me to make such a good model? Is it easy for me?"
This time Xiao Wang Mo was finally happy: "Thank you, brother Dali!"
Without any warning, the armed helicopter in the sky fired two missiles from its wings. The distance between it and the UFO was quite close. Before the reporters on the ground finished speaking, the two missiles were already accurately fired. Hit the target!
Quickly dialing back, Hong Dali asked with a smile: "Is it Uncle Chief? It's me, I'm Hong Dali! Is Uncle Chief free? I want to ask Uncle Chief for help with something..."
"You bastard!" The chief was completely speechless: "You can't bear to part with a broken airplane model? Do you know how much those two missiles cost? This time, it will cost at least half a million! No matter how expensive your model is, can it be as expensive as missiles? ?”
The loser ran out and picked up the cell phone. Hong Dali was still angry: "When he comes here, I have to blackmail him!"
"That's more or less the same." The chief nodded and said, "Let's not discuss whether what you said is true or false. Let me ask you, is this technology in your hands now?"