"As a cultivator, you are actually killed by mortals? Then you might as well go directly to reincarnation, maybe you can rebuild your brain." Mo Junlan looked at Liu Muchen's eyes full of Contempt and contempt.
"Why are you insulting people again?" Liu Muchen said dissatisfied.
"Are you human?" Mo Junlan sneered.
Liu Muchen, "…"
He doesn't seem to be really human now.
"I think you should have been fooled to death by yourself." Mo Junlan said again.
"What do you know?" Liu Muchen gritted his teeth and said angrily, "When I came to Earth, the spiritual energy here was not so thin, so there were cultivators at that time."
"So you were killed by other cultivators?" Mo Junlan raised his eyebrows.
Liu Muchen nodded and said, "But the cultivator who killed me didn't have a good end. He was directly killed by my magic weapon."
"Where's the emperor?" Mo Junlan asked again.
"I don't know." Liu Muchen muttered, "But now he must be dead."
"What's the name of the emperor you know?" Mo Junlan asked.
"He calls himself Qin Tianxiu." Liu Muchen frowned, "I regarded him as a good friend, but he wanted to use me to refine the elixir."
"I just checked the Internet again, and Qin Tianxiu is indeed the name of our first emperor of the earth." Tang Tingchen said.
"Did you run out of the tomb?" Mo Junlan looked at Liu Muchen and asked.
"Yes!" Liu Muchen nodded and said, "I was sealed by a formation before, so I could only lie in the coffin until not long ago, suddenly a group of people entered the tomb. Carefully break the seal of the formation, so I can regain my freedom."
"Although your body is dead, your soul is still there, so you should be considered lucky." Mo Junlan said.
"Where am I lucky?" Liu Muchen said with a face full of grief and indignation, "If I was really lucky, I wouldn't have died so tragically, it would be fine if I died, but in the end I actually turned into a zombie with my soul trapped. I can't get out of the corpse, and now I can't even seize the house."
"You can also be a corpse cultivator." Mo Junlan said.
"Do you know what the corpse cultivator represents? That's the evil sect that everyone shouts and kills, and they won't be able to show up in front of people in the future." Liu Muchen said angrily, "Our Xuanyuan Sect is a famous and upright sect. "
"Your father can't kill you, right?" Mo Junlan said with disapproval.
Liu Muchen whispered, "Although I don't know what my father will do, I know that those famous and decent people in the cultivator world will definitely not let me go."
"It seems that the cultivation world is not a good place." Mo Junlan pouted.
"Don't you come from the cultivation world?" Liu Muchen couldn't help but look at Mo Junlan in surprise, and said, "With your strength, you should not be a person from Earth."
"I'm more advanced than you." Mo Junlan glanced at Liu Muchen and said in a light tone, "My daoist and I are both from the fairyland."
"Immortal world?" Liu Muchen said suspiciously, "Then how did you come to Earth?"
"It's a long story." Mo Junlan sighed.
"Then keep the story short." Liu Muchen said.
"But I don't want to say it." Mo Junlan looked at Liu Muchen and said.
Liu Muchen, "…"
Are you fucking kidding me
Mo Junlan reached out and patted Liu Muchen's shoulder, raised his eyebrows and said, "Your body is quite hard now, and it is not easy to be broken into thousands of pieces."
"Do you want it too?" Liu Muchen asked blankly.
"I don't want to!" Mo Junlan said with a look of disgust, "For the sake of my Taoist companion, I definitely cannot become a zombie."
Ling Xiao, "..."
"What's the matter with your Taoist companion?" Liu Muchen asked in confusion.
"Zombies can't have a double cultivation with a Taoist companion." Mo Junlan looked at Liu Muchen with pity, and said, "So you are considered impotent now."
Liu Muchen, "…"
"Since the first emperor wanted to use you to refine the elixir of life, why did he put your body in the tomb of the emperor's mausoleum?" Chu Xingyu asked inexplicably.
"The devil knows what he thinks." Liu Muchen said with a gloomy expression, "If I were to meet him again, I would definitely cramp and peel him off."
"Then why did you kill so many people after you came out?" Tang Tingchen asked with a frown. He always felt a little weird.
"I have never killed anyone." Liu Muchen immediately retorted, "Don't wrong me."
"You didn't kill anyone?" Mo Junlan couldn't help feeling a little surprised when he heard this, he looked at Liu Muchen and said, "But the news said that there was a zombie killing people everywhere, and people from the special department also saw it. "
He felt that there should be no falsehood in this matter.
"Could there be another zombie?" Ling Xiao turned to look at Mo Junlan.
"Apart from you, are there any other zombies in the tomb?" Mo Junlan asked while looking at Liu Muchen.
"I don't know." Liu Muchen shook his head and said, "Anyway, I only know that someone broke the seal of the formation in the tomb before I can regain my freedom."
"Did you notice anything wrong when you left the tomb?" Mo Junlan asked.
"Does it count as there are corpses everywhere?" Liu Muchen said hesitantly, "When I left the tomb, I didn't see a single living person, and there were no other zombies around, and the corpses I saw. , it's all fresh."
Everyone, "… "
Fresh corpse
Why does it sound a little weird
"Those corpses should have been dead not long ago." Liu Muchen said again, "But I should have been too angry later, so I destroyed the tomb, so you can't go in now."
Everyone, "… "
"There is indeed news that even the tomb was destroyed." Tang Tingchen said.
"I think there should be a zombie." Chu Xingyu pondered, "And it may be that zombie who killed."
"Is there any way you can find your kind?" Mo Junlan turned to look at Liu Muchen.
"That's not my kind." Liu Muchen retorted without hesitation.
"You are all zombies." Mo Junlan gave Liu Muchen another cold look.
Liu Muchen, "…"
He didn't want to be a zombie at all.
"According to what you said, you only came out of the coffin after another zombie left." Mo Junlan said slowly, "Since your soul is always there, don't you feel anything at all? ?"
"My soul has always been in a state of sleep before, and it only woke up because the seal of the formation was broken." Liu Muchen explained.
"Then you're really useless." Mo Junlan gave Liu Muchen a contemptuous look.
Liu Muchen, "…"
"Could the other zombie be the First Emperor?" Chu Xingyu asked uncertainly.
"If it's really him, then Lao Tzu will definitely blow his dog's head." Liu Muchen gritted his teeth.
"Would you like to play Plants vs. Zombies again?" Mo Junlan asked while looking at Liu Muchen.
"No!" Liu Muchen said angrily.
"That's really a pity." After Mo Junlan sighed, he released the immobilization technique on Liu Muchen.
"I don't think it's a pity at all." Liu Muchen snorted coldly, "Do you have any extra clothes?"
His clothes were tattered by Mo Junlan just now, and he could no longer wear them at all.
So Cheng Nianqin went to get the clothes.
Everyone unexpectedly had no sympathy for what happened to Liu Muchen.
After all, it is no longer worthy of sympathy for a cultivator to be so stupid.
Liu Muchen didn't know where to go, so he also temporarily lived in the Tang family's villa.
Fortunately, this villa of the Tang family still has quite a few rooms.
At the same time, news and photos about Mo Junlan on the Internet are already flying all over the sky.
After lunch, Mo Junlan and Ling Xiao stayed in the room, watching the comments on the Internet.
"Brother Junlan, many people worship your photo as a god." Ling Xiao said.
"I was originally an immortal!" Mo Junlan blinked.
"Well, the situation outside is a bit chaotic now. When I went to buy milk tea for you just now, the shop owner said that it will be closed tomorrow." Ling Xiao looked at Mo Junlan and said.
"Then I'll have to cook the milk tea myself." Mo Junlan looked melancholy and sighed, "That damned Long Jingchen, don't let me touch him again, or I'll definitely strip him off and then try again. Cramps and skins."
"Brother Jun Lan, have you heard any news about your little paper figurines?" Ling Xiao asked suddenly.
"Not yet!" Mo Junlan frowned, "The earth is so big, I only have a few hundred little paper talents, so it's hard to find."
"Would you like to cut some more paper figures?" Ling Xiao suggested.
"Alright." Mo Junlan nodded and said, "Staying here is boring anyway."
"Then call everyone over and ask them to help the paper-cutters together." Ling Xiao said with his lips open.
"That's a good idea." Mo Junlan smiled lightly, then raised his hand and snapped his fingers, only to see all the ghosts living in the Tang family villa instantly appear in front of him.
When the ghosts saw this, they couldn't help but look at each other.
"Go and call everyone in the villa." Mo Junlan ordered.
"Don't go!" Long Aotian snorted coldly.
However, except for Long Aotian, all the other ghosts floated away, obviously wanting to call someone over.
"Then get out of here." Mo Junlan slapped Long Aotian with a slap, and said with disgust, "Anyway, you won't be able to help much later."
Because Long Aotian's ghost form is just a head, and there are no body parts below the head.
It looks kind of miserable.
However, Mo Junlan still had no sympathy for Long Aotian.
After all, stupid people don't deserve his sympathy.
Lingxiao thought the same thing, but he had no sympathy at all. Except for Mo Junlan, he was cold-hearted and cold-hearted to everyone.
It's not an exaggeration to say it's cold-blooded.
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