When Mo Shang found Mo Junlan, Mo Junlan was sitting on the top of a pavilion, and in front of him was a group of magic palace guards who were beaten all over the place.
Mo Shang took a deep breath and gritted his teeth, "Have you had a good time?"
"Not happy." Mo Junlan swayed his legs, frowned, and said with a gloomy expression, "Don't come and quarrel with me, I'm thinking about life!"
"You think about life when you think about life, why did you blow up my magic palace?" Mo Shang felt that he didn't directly strangle Mo Junlan, his temper was really good.
"Because I'm upset," Mo Junlan said.
"What does your irritability have to do with my magic palace?" Mo Shang gritted his teeth.
Mo Junlan put his arms around his chest, looked down at Mo Shang coldly, and said, "Bombing the magic palace is better than blowing up your magic army?"
Mo Shang, "…"
"You better get out." Mo Junlan frowned, "As soon as I see you now, I feel inexplicably upset, you may not know, in fact, when I'm upset, I always want to find something to do, such as Burning the flowers in the garden, draining the water in the fish pond, and giving laxatives to your demons everywhere..."
When Mo Shang listened to Mo Junlan's words, his eyelids couldn't help but jump, because he felt that Mo Junlan might really be able to do these things.
"Then you can continue to think about life here." Mo Shang walked away with a gloomy expression.
The demons, "..."
His Majesty the Demon Lord actually spared that human being again
Mo Junlan stayed outside until it got dark before going back. After taking a shower, he went to bed.
"Lan Lan..." A faint voice suddenly sounded beside Mo Junlan's ear.
Mo Junlan, "…"
"Lan Lan... Lan Lan... Lan Lan..." Familiar voices kept ringing in Mo Junlan's ears.
Mo Junlan felt a little creepy, so he opened his eyes, but the environment was pitch black, but at the next moment, a face suddenly appeared out of thin air without warning.
"Ah!" Mo Junlan was startled by the face that was so close, and immediately woke up.
However, he sensed an unfamiliar aura.
"What are you doing running into someone else's room in the middle of the night?" Mo Junlan sat up, then glared at Mo Shang angrily, not knowing when this guy came in.
Mo Shang stood by the bed and looked at Mo Junlan, and couldn't help asking, "Did you have a nightmare just now?"
"It has nothing to do with you." Mo Junlan said with an unpleasant expression, but he couldn't help but feel entangled in his heart.
Mo Shang looked at the collar that Mo Junlan slightly put aside, which was white as jade skin, and his eyes couldn't help but dim a little.
"Get out." Mo Junlan pointed at the door and said.
However, Mo Shang suddenly pushed Mo Junlan down on the bed.
"What are you doing? Go away!" Mo Junlan said with anger on his face.
"Don't move." Mo Shang took a deep breath, looked at the stunning and unparalleled face in front of him, and said in a low voice, "You are so young, the deity can't eat it!"
Mo Junlan, "…"
I really want to kick this guy into a eunuch!
But his foot... was pinned down.
"Five hundred years old is considered adulthood." Mo Shang looked at Mo Junlan, his tone was full of resentment, and said, "I remember that humans in the fairy world seem to be adults when they are three hundred years old, but your dead ghost Father is also a ghost emperor from the God Realm, so you are also considered a person from the God Realm, and a person from the God Realm...you have to be a thousand years old to be considered an adult."
"Do you know Di Xuanji?" Mo Junlan asked involuntarily.
Mo Shang nodded and said, "I've met several times before, but I only learned that you are the son of the Ghost Emperor after seeing the black lotus mark on your back."
Mo Junlan couldn't help but feel melancholy again.
Mo Shang sighed, "This deity is a principled demon, and he will never attack an underage kid."
Mo Junlan, "…"
Should he be happy
"Baby, can you quickly become an adult..." Mo Shang whispered, "This deity really can't start with an underage child!"
Mo Junlan smiled slightly, hooked his lips and said, "So, you can be regarded as my elder at all."
When Mo Shang heard the words, his eyelids couldn't help but jump, and he always felt that what Mo Junlan said next would not be anything good.
As expected, Mo Junlan continued to say, "You are the best demon clan I have ever seen, and I have already felt your strong fatherly love."
After Mo Junlan finished speaking, he blinked at Mo Shang.
Mo Shang's expression instantly darkened, he gritted his teeth and said, "You actually think that's the love of a father?"
"That's right!" Mo Junlan nodded, squinting and smiling, "My two fathers treat me like this, no wonder I always think your attitude towards me is so strange, it turns out that you treat me as your own son. keep."
Mo Shang listened to Mo Junlan's words, but had the urge to vomit blood.
He suddenly understood a little bit of those demons who were so angry that Mo Junlan vomited blood.
"Then should I call you father, or is it better to call you father?" Mo Junlan asked with a smile.
"Will your father want to kiss you?" Mo Shang said fiercely.
"Yes!" Mo Junlan nodded and said, "He always wanted to kiss and hug me, but every time he was slapped by me."
Mo Shang, "…"
"But I already have a father and a father. I don't need another one at all. Otherwise, when I call you in the future, I'm afraid there will be some misunderstandings. Otherwise... How about I call you a foster father?" Mo Junlan said with a smile. , "A good-looking, smart and well-behaved child like me, but many people want to take it back and be their son."
"I think you are always challenging my bottom line." Mo Shang said gloomily.
As if he couldn't hear Mo Shang's words, Mo Junlan frowned, and said with disgust, "Just talk when you talk, can you not get so close? I think you haven't had a bath for several months. Otherwise, why does your body stink so much?"
"Shut up!" After Mo Shang finished speaking, he wanted to kiss Mo Junlan's lips directly.
As a result, before he touched Mo Junlan's lips, his eyes were covered by two cool things.
Immediately afterwards, Mo Shang didn't know what the stimulus was, but his eyes were filled with tears.
"What is that?" Mo Shang said angrily, while brushing away Mo Junlan's hands.
"A very delicious food, it seems to be called onions." Mo Junlan replied.
Mo Shang, "…"
He was so stimulated by the food that he wanted to cry
"Ah, the onion is not bad." Mo Junlan raised his eyebrows lightly and said with a smile, "I used pepper to sprinkle Farak's eyes before!"
Although that was a low-level mistake he had made before.
Mo Shang, "…"
Damn, isn't this trying to piss off the devil
Mo Junlan threw away the two slices of onion in his hand, and then said to Mo Shang, "If you want to cry, stay away from me, don't let your tears fall on me, because I'm afraid I will laugh die."
"Cry over your head." Mo Shang said angrily.
"What are you doing so fiercely?" Mo Junlan snorted coldly and muttered in dissatisfaction, "No wonder every demon is afraid of you, and he deserves to be unable to find a daughter-in-law."
"I'm going to kiss you until you suffocate tonight." After Mo Shang said fiercely, he wanted to kiss Mo Junlan's lips again.
But this time, Mo Shang first controlled Mo Junlan's hands.
"Old slut, go away!" Mo Junlan glared at Mo Shang angrily.
"...I need to correct me. Among the demons, my age is still relatively young." Mo Shang said.
"The age of the demons is none of my business." Mo Junlan snorted coldly.
"Then shut up and let me kiss first." Mo Shang continued to lean towards Mo Junlan's face as he spoke.
At this moment, a golden light suddenly flashed out, and then, Mo Shang's lips were directly attached to a cold bone.
Mo Shang, "…"
"How does it taste?" Mo Junlan looked at Mo Shang and asked.
"What is this?" Mo Shang gritted his teeth and asked.
"This... it seems to be..." Mo Junlan frowned slightly, his expression seemed a little tangled, "Long Aotian's butt."
"You tell me again?" Mo Shang couldn't help widening his eyes.
"This is Long Aotian's butt." Mo Junlan said again obediently.
Mo Shang suddenly felt sick.
"Do you know who Long Aotian is? It's the miserable Dragon Emperor." Mo Junlan sighed, "He was killed by his lover and adulterer together, and he was the one who died without a corpse. Kind of, the bone you kissed just now is his tail, but do you know what the dragon's tail is? It's the butt after the dragon's transformation, and I heard that it is also used to pull feces."
Mo Shang's expression changed slightly, and then suddenly stood up.
Mo Junlan also sat up, holding Long Aotian's tail bone in both hands, looked up at Mo Shang and said, "If I remember correctly, the part where you kissed with your mouth just now should be the thing of the dragon family. already."
Hearing this, Mo Shang finally couldn't help retching.
Looking at Mo Shang's appearance, Mo Junlan's eyes quickly flashed a sly look, and then he said with a tangled look, "You actually kissed Long Aotian's ass... oh... no... it should be It was you who forcibly kissed Long Aotian's thing. I didn't expect that your demons really don't care about anything, even the bones. No wonder everyone mentions your demons. Use the word "lust" to describe it."
"Shut up, Lao Tzu." Mo Shang said with a slightly pale face.
"I don't want to talk to you so much either!" Mo Junlan flattened his mouth and clasped the golden keel in his arms with both hands, full of grievances, "Long Aotian was still a dragon until he died. If you let him know that your own thing was forcibly kissed by you, then he has to commit suicide!"
"I'm going to get out of here." After Mo Shang said angrily, he immediately slammed out the door.
After Mo Shang left, Mo Junlan lowered his head and said dejectedly, "What a terrible nightmare."
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The author's gossip: [Hahaha~~ Guess who Lan Lan dreamed about~~]