The earth once experienced a catastrophe called the end of the world. Nearly half of mankind perished, but what followed was the recovery of the earth's spiritual energy.
Twenty years have passed since the great catastrophe of the earth. Because the spiritual energy of the earth has recovered, there are also a large number of practitioners.
Since the earth's aura recovered, although the number of human beings living on earth has decreased by nearly half, there have also been many more monsters who have cultivated into spirits.
In today's era, the rule that after the founding of the People's Republic of China is not allowed to become essence is no longer binding, because the cultivation of animals and plants to become essence is permitted by heaven.
However, since animals and plants cannot be prevented from cultivating into essences, they should be restrained.
Although a lot of human beings have died due to the cataclysm on the earth, there are still more human beings than the monsters who have cultivated into spirits. Therefore, after discussions with some high-level human beings, the goblins also spontaneously established a caring spirit. association.
The Caring Fairy Association is not only responsible for restraining fairies from harming others, but also safeguarding the basic demon rights of fairies.
The fairies living on earth, as long as they are good fairies, can receive the same treatment and protection as human beings in society.
If fairies are treated unfairly, they can go to someone who cares for the Fairy Association.
As long as you are reasonable, the Caring Fairy Association will definitely help you to the end.
And now humans and fairies can basically live in peace.
But fairies have to work like humans if they want to survive in human society.
After all, even a goblin needs to eat to maintain its vitality, unless it has been cultivated to become an immortal.
Huang Dalang's body is a weasel. When he first entered human society, his dream was to find a stable job to support himself, but because of the poor reputation of weasels among human beings, even the help of the Love Fairy Association would be worth it. No one wants to take him.
Huang Dalang, whose heart was ashes as gray, was already desperate, but at this time, the Caring Fairy Association finally helped him find a job.
That is takeout.
Today is Huang Dalang's first day at work. He rode the caring fairies association to see the electric car that his poor friendship sponsored him, and excitedly went to deliver the first order sent to him by the system.
This single customer lives in a villa.
Huang Dalang looked at the villa in front of him, and couldn't help but feel a little envious. Because he had no money, every night he could only turn into his original shape and sleep in a big tree.
Every day, he has to eat and sleep in the rough, as miserable as him, just want to make money quickly.
But after all, it was the first day of work, so Huang Dalang was still very nervous, and was about to call to inform the customer, but at this moment, a gust of wind suddenly blew by, and then when he came back to his senses, he originally put The things on the electric car are missing.
"Who stole my takeaway..." Huang Dalang was stunned for a while, and then his heart was full of despair.
The first order received on the first day of work turned out to be wrong
Although Huang Dalang is a fairy, but his mana is not high, even if he wants to chase, he can't find the other party's breath at this time.
So Huang Dalang became even more desperate. If he lost the customer's things, he would definitely lose money.
But he has no money!
Is it hard to sell yourself to pay off the debt
But his appearance after transformation is not good-looking!
Even if it is to be a male pet, it is estimated that no one will like him.
But apart from selling himself to pay off his debts, he seemed to have no other choice.
Just when Huang Dalang was thinking about how to sell himself to pay off his debts, he suddenly heard a cold voice, "Damn snake demon, return the milk tea to me."
Huang Dalang felt horrified in an instant, because just as the voice fell, a very powerful coercion broke out.
Immediately afterwards, a black shadow fell from the sky, and then fell violently to the ground.
Huang Dalang fixed his eyes and saw that it was really a snake demon.
The upper body of the snake demon is a human body, and the lower body is a black snake tail.
At the same time, the door of the villa also opened, and I saw a peerless beauty in a white robe with blue silk like a waterfall standing at the door, holding a well-packaged milk tea in his hand.
Obviously, the snake demon had no time to move, and the thing had already been snatched back by the other party.
"Stinky snake, how dare you rob my milk tea? Are you impatient?" Mo Junlan said with a displeased expression, "I'm going to tear you to pieces."
Hearing this, the snake demon's face suddenly turned pale, shrank his body, and said with a trembling voice, "This is a civilized society, even if it is a goblin, you can't kill it casually."
"Even if I blow up the earth, you can't help me." Mo Junlan smiled coldly.
snake demon, "..."
No need to rise to blow up the earth, right
Huang Dalang finally reacted, and hurriedly bent over to Mo Junlan and said, "I wish you a happy meal!"
Mo Junlan, "…"
snake demon, "..."
Huang Dalang looked at Mo Junlan, hesitated for a moment, but still couldn't hold back and said, "Sir, you shouldn't give me a bad review, right?"
I heard that you will be charged for bad reviews.
"Looking at your stupid appearance, I'm too embarrassed to give you a bad review." Mo Junlan said with disgust.
"Thank you sir!" Huang Dalang's eyes suddenly lit up, and after thanking him, he said nervously, "Then can you give me a good review?"
"You almost lost my milk tea." Mo Junlan said quietly.
When Huang Dalang heard this, his head suddenly shrugged.
"The weasel's fart should be particularly stinky..." Mo Junlan smiled and said, "If you fart into the snake demon's nose, I will give you a good review."
When the snake demon heard Mo Junlan's words, he couldn't help but widen his eyes, asking him to smell the weasel's fart
"This... Shouldn't it be okay?" Huang Dalang reached out and scratched the back of his head, his expression tangled.
"Why do you have to hesitate?" Mo Junlan snorted coldly and said, "It was the snake demon who made a mistake first, even if he was thrown into the kennel, he deserved it."
"Master, spare your life!" The snake demon hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy.
"There are no heroes here." Mo Junlan said disdainfully, "There are only a group of ruthless guys."
Just as Mo Junlan's words fell, a faint voice came from the villa, "Little boy, who are you calling ruthless?"
"Aren't you ruthless?" Mo Junlan sneered.
The owner of the voice did not respond to Mo Junlan anymore.
At this moment, another voice came out, "Don't waste time, come back and play mahjong quickly."
"Wait a while." Mo Junlan said in a dissatisfied tone, "I haven't taught that snake demon yet!"
To dare to rob his milk tea is simply an unforgivable sin.
"Childish!" Another cold voice came out.
"You all shut up for me." Mo Junlan said angrily.
Huang Dalang was very distressed.
The snake demon was very uneasy.
Mo Junlan snorted coldly, "Weasel, hurry up and fart me, or I'll rip off your fur."
When Huang Dalang thought of the coercion just now, he felt a pain all over his body.
The snake demon was shocked again.
Under the threat of Mo Junlan, Huang Dalang had no choice but to walk towards the snake demon.
It's all about... great reviews!
Huang Dalang thought silently in his heart.
The snake demon's behavior was controlled by Mo Junlan, and now he can't move at all.
"It's your fault first, you can't blame me..." Huang Dalang muttered as he turned his butt to the snake demon, "We can't beat it anyway, so you should look away."
After speaking, Huang Dalang let out a particularly smelly fart.
Weasel farts are notoriously stinky.
The snake demon wanted to use magic to block the smell of fart, but suddenly found that his magic had failed.
After the fart, Huang Dalang immediately stayed far away, after all, he knew how stinky his fart was.
It was a stench that even he himself could not bear.
"You..." The snake demon rolled his eyes, and his body fell with a bang, and he was so stinked that he was unconscious.
"Sir, remember to praise!" After Huang Dalang said boldly, he hurriedly rode an electric car.
Mo Junlan ignored Huang Dalang, raised his hand and waved, and the snake demon was swept away by a gust of wind, then turned and walked towards the villa.
There are many people living in the villa, all of whom have similar origins as Mo Junlan.
They are all aliens from another world.
"Xiao'er, this is for you." After Mo Junlan put a cup of milk tea next to Ling Xiao, he sat back at the mahjong table.
Mo Junye looked at the milk tea in Mo Junlan's hand, frowned slightly, and said, "I haven't eaten anything from the world for a long time."
"That's because you haven't come to the world for too long." Mo Junxie said lightly, "It's like an autistic orphan."
"That's definitely your delusion." Mo Junye said a little unhappily, "Sister-in-law also said that you are boring!"
Mo Junxie, "..."
"Jun Xie, you are indeed quite boring." Yun Moli, who was thinking about what cards to play, suddenly heard a cold voice.
"Hu Pai." Ling Xiao said this.
"Why did you win again?" Yun Moli said a little unwillingly.
Eight of them, just made up two tables.
Yun Moli, Xue Qingyan, Gu Yunqing and Ling Xiao played mahjong together, but Ling Xiao had a higher chance of winning than them.
"Because his men often lose." Xue Qingyan said calmly.
Ling Xiao, "..."
Maybe so.
They are a table he often wins.
As for the table between Mo Junlan and others, Mo Junlan often loses.
I don't know what kind of strange luck.
"He did it after eating my cards." Gu Yunqing said without tears, "It's been three times in a row, why am I so unlucky today?"
"I would like to lose, please fulfill your bet." Ling Xiao said without changing his expression, "Wear women's clothes!"
"...Can you change it?" Gu Yunqing said with a frown.
"No!" Ling Xiao said coldly.
Gu Yunqing, "..."
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The author's gossip: [The characters appearing in the episode are all from the previous articles, and the episode has nothing to do with the text, just that the author wants to make a mess]