"Meow..." A meow suddenly came from behind the sofa. This is the cat that Feng Jinghua picked up. At this time, it was curling up, nestled in the sofa, and its fluffy tail was shaking again and again. .
"I can't take it anymore." Mo Junlan's face darkened slightly, and then he raised his hand and grabbed the void, only to see Feng Jinghua being carried out by him.
Feng Jinghua was still holding a microphone in his hand, and when he saw Mo Junlan, he blinked at Mo Junlan, there seemed to be a strange brilliance inside, and then he was full of surprise and said, "Lanlan, You're finally back, and Daddy wants to sing with you."
"Why don't we sing an adapted song. I have already thought about the name of the song, it's called "I Want to Change a Dad"." Mo Junlan said with a genuine smile.
Feng Jinghua, "..."
"Dad, what do you think?" Mo Junlan smiled at Feng Jinghua.
"I don't think the title of this song is very good." Feng Jinghua shrank his neck, but couldn't help looking at Mo Junlan, and said in a low voice, "Why don't we make a song called "Lanlan Baby". "
"Actually, it's not impossible, but..." Mo Junlan put his arms around his chest, then glanced at Di Xuanji, who was still watching the play, and laughed, "Unless you succeed in counterattack first."
When Di Xuanji heard the words, his face turned black, and then he teleported to them, and said angrily, "You are trying to trick me."
"This can't be regarded as cheating you. If Daddy really wants to counterattack, I can't stop it." Mo Junlan snorted softly, "What's more, everyone is a man, and everyone has the right to be above, you can't deprive Daddy of it. Qualifications to be a man."
"Why did I deprive him of his qualifications as a man?" Di Xuanji couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and said very speechlessly, "I didn't castrate him again."
"Who knows what you think?" Mo Junlan snorted coldly.
Di Xuanji turned his head and glanced at Lingxiao, then smiled coldly, and said, "So you were also crushed by your sword spirit, right?"
"My family Xiao'er is very well-behaved, he never thought of counterattacking." Mo Junlan smiled.
"Well, no counterattack." Ling Xiao nodded.
Although when they were in double cultivation, he often moved on it, but it was not a counterattack.
"So, your family Xiao'er is not a man, right?" Di Xuanji said with his lips hooked.
"Don't talk nonsense." Mo Junlan glared at Di Xuanji immediately.
"I'm really not a man." Ling Xiao said calmly, "I'm a male sword spirit, not a human being."
Di Xuanji, "..."
Why are they discussing such a bizarre subject with such seriousness
Feng Jinghua hesitated for a while, but still couldn't hold back and said, "Lan Lan, in fact, counterattacking is not fun at all."
Mo Junlan looked at Feng Jinghua suspiciously.
"It's too tiring to do the above one." Feng Jinghua sighed, "I don't want to move, I just want to enjoy it, and your father's skills are also very good, anyway, it's very comfortable."
Di Xuanji, "..."
"Do you still need technology to do that kind of thing?" Erki couldn't help but ask.
"Of course." Feng Jinghua said immediately, "If my Taoist companion is not skilled, then I will definitely change it."
Di Xuanji's face turned black again.
Mo Junlan gave Di Xuanji a sympathetic look.
"Life is to be enjoyed comfortably." Feng Jinghua said with a smile.
"Father, father's face is so ugly." Mo Junlan couldn't help reminding.
"Anyway, his face is so ugly every day, I'm used to it." Feng Jinghua waved his hand, completely unconcerned.
"Our demons are rampaging." Erki frowned, "Is this the difference between humans and demons?"
"You demons are all rude fellows, how could you possibly understand such things as technology?" Feng Jinghua sneered.
Erji listened to Feng Jinghua's words and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
"Dad, are you really not going to counterattack?" Mo Junlan felt very sorry.
"No plan." Feng Jinghua shook his head and said firmly, "What's so good about counterattacking? Wouldn't it be exhausting like a cow?"
"...I'm not a cow." Mo Junlan pouted.
"I mean your father is like a cow." Feng Jinghua said.
Mo Junlan gave Di Xuanji another sideways glance.
Di Xuanji, "..."
"I can't tell." Mo Junlan frowned.
"Don't look at your father's figure, he looks a little thin, but after he took off his clothes, his body... uh..." Feng Jinghua wanted to continue, but Di Xuanji directly reached out and covered his mouth.
Feng Jinghua blinked at Mo Junlan. In fact, he still had a lot to say to his son!
"I'll teach you a posture that won't be tiring when counterattacking." Ling Xiao's eyes flashed a strange color, hooked the corner of his mouth, and said in a low voice, "Let him move on it by himself."
Di Xuanji, "..."
When Feng Jinghua heard the words, he couldn't help but blinked his eyes twice.
"In order not to make Brother Junlan tired, I often do this." Ling Xiao said without blushing, "and Brother Junlan also feels very comfortable."
When Mo Junlan listened to Ling Xiao's words, a blush appeared on his face involuntarily.
"You can try this pose." Ling Xiao said calmly, looking at Di Xuanji and Feng Jinghua.
"Shame!" Di Xuanji glared at Mo Junlan.
"Why am I so embarrassed?" Mo Junlan frowned, his expression tangled, this was a little fun between him and Ling Xiao.
"You don't have kidney deficiency, is your body that bad?" Di Xuanji gave Mo Junlan a mocking look again.
Mo Junlan just wanted to refute, but heard Feng Jinghua's voice.
Feng Jinghua pulled Di Xuanji's hand away and said, "Although Lanlan's thing is not as big as yours, Lanlan's body is definitely fine."
"Shut up!" Mo Junlan's face flushed with anger.
This dad is refreshing his lower limit of tolerance for him every day.
Ling Xiao, "..."
Di Xuanji, "..."
In fact, they were all a little curious, how on earth did Feng Jinghua dare to say such a thing
However, there was a burst of laughter from upstairs.
Gu Yunqing stood in front of the guardrail, smiling so hard that he could not see his teeth but his eyes, bowed his waist, and leaned almost entirely on Ling Moye's body.
The corner of Ling Moye's mouth moved slightly, as if he was enduring something.
Mo Junlan's face was a little ugly again.
"Xiao Lan'er, you are so short!" Mo Junye walked out of another room, with Xue Qingyan beside him.
Xue Qingyan's expression was also smiling, and she was obviously amused by what Feng Jinghua said just now.
Mo Junlan put his hands on his hips, and immediately turned back angrily, "You are short, and your whole family is short."
Ling Xiao, "..."
"You haven't seen our naked body, how could you possibly know our size? But your father must have seen your naked body." Mo Junxie also walked out of the other room, and then looked at Mo with his eyes. Jun Lan's body.
Standing beside him, Yun Moli couldn't help but sighed, "Jun Xie, you will finally say such dirty words in public."
Mo Junxie, "..."
In fact, he just wanted to retort Mo Junlan.
After all, Mo Junlan said that Mo Junye's family was short, and he happened to be Mo Junye's family.
No matter how indifferent he is, he still has to speak up for the issue of man's dignity.
"I'm so happy." Yun Moli couldn't help sighing again, "You're finally not cold."
Mo Junye glanced at Mo Junxie involuntarily.
"I understand how you feel." Gu Yunqing turned to look at Yun Moli, looking a little gloomy, and said, "Because my brother Ye used to be cold."
Ling Moye, "..."
Why talk about him
He didn't want to get involved in such a strange topic at all.
Mo Junxie and Ling Moye looked at each other silently.
"To tell you the truth, in fact, my Jun Ye is similar." Xue Qingyan sighed.
Mo Junye, "..."
"Every time I take the initiative to find him for double cultivation." Xue Qingyan frowned.
"It's the same people who fell from the end of the world." Gu Yunqing looked at Xue Qingyan and Yun Moli with sympathy.
"It turns out that you all want to be dissatisfied." Mo Junlan sneered, "It seems that your Taoist companion's body is really not good!"
"At least it's better than you." Mo Junye sneered, "You are short and small, and you have no right to speak of us."
"You are so short, you must be unable to satisfy your sword spirit." Mo Junxie said lightly.
"I'm not involved in this topic." Ling Moye looked cold and lowered his eyes.
Everyone, "… "
"You've already been ridiculed for that aspect of your ability, why are you still indifferent?" Mo Junye thought it was strange.
He had never seen someone colder than Ling Moye.
"Do you know what it means to be angry and angry?" Ling Moye looked up at them and said calmly, "Just like you guys."
"...I suddenly felt that Xiao Lan'er is much cuter than you." Mo Junye curled the corners of his mouth.
Mo Junxie, "..."
"Cute is used to describe a little kid." Ling Moye said without changing his expression.
Gu Yunqing couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"As expected of the most indifferent, I will admire it." Mo Junye nodded, and then gave Ling Moye a thumbs up.
Ling Moye, "..."
He wants to hit someone.
"Hey, a few of them are fighting, it's better to fight." Mo Junlan excitedly said, these guys always like to unite and bully him together, isn't it because he is younger than them? .
Everyone, "… "
"You better wake up." Mo Junye sneered, "We won't fight."
Mo Junlan said disapprovingly, "That's not necessarily true."
"Xiao Lan'er, you'd better let your father sing to you." Mo Junye snorted softly, "If you are a little kid, you should let your father educate you well."
"Yes, sing!" Feng Jinghua seemed to have just reacted, and hurriedly pulled Mo Junlan excitedly and said, "Lanlan, let's go back and sing."
"Go away." Mo Junlan pushed Feng Jinghua away, then snorted coldly, indicating that he was still angry.
Feng Jinghua looked at Mo Junlan with a resentful expression.
However, Mo Junlan didn't want to ignore him at all.
Ling Xiao raised his head, glanced at the people standing upstairs, and said expressionlessly, "Brother Jun Lan's size is normal. I have personally tested it many times, so I am qualified to comment on this issue."
Hearing this, Mo Junlan's face turned red again.
"As for you, take care of yourselves first." Ling Xiao's eyes flickered and his lips curled, "You guys like to discuss the size of my brother Junlan so much, do you all want to try it? But my brother Junlan If you have cleanliness, you may despise you very much."
"Yes, I despise them very much." Mo Junlan nodded, but then said again, "But it's better for them to be themselves, because I just want you to try my size."
"Xiao Lan'er, you have become amazing." Mo Junye looked at Mo Junlan with complicated eyes.
Mo Junlan snorted coldly.
Mo Junxie, "..."
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