Who is tired of living? --
Junichiro Abe still hasn’t figured out the situation yet.
Before he even realizes it, there are bowls of fresh, steaming shit waiting in line for his visit.
Little does he know that he will try his best to perform an entertainment program called "Japanese on the Tip of the Tongue".
The ignorant Junichiro Abe, after yelling together, dialed the phone number of Haruju Abe, his clan brother. Junichiro Abe's tone was much more polite, but he asked with some annoyance: "I said clan brother. , what happened!! Why suddenly..."
However, before Junichiro Abe could finish speaking, Harujusan Abe had already begun to curse: "What happened, what the hell brother!! What happened suddenly!! Do you know how much pressure I am carrying now! ! I haven’t even figured out who the person I’m fighting against is, what are you doing to come to me!! It almost made me commit seppuku, do you know that!!,!”
Faced with Haruju Abe's sudden scolding and questioning, Abe was startled.
this…
What's going on
However, before Junichiro Abe could think more, Harujusan Abe on the other side of the phone had already hung up the phone.
Although Abe Harujiro was scolded when he came up, at least from Abe Harujiro's words just now, Abe Junichiro discovered a very important problem, that is... he has provoked an incredible person.
Otherwise, how could Harujusaro Abe hit a wall? You have to know what kind of existence the Yamaguchi-gumi is.
Life is unsatisfactory, 10% of the time.
Junichiro Abe never imagined that this Lorraine actually had connections in the Yamaguchi-gumi.
What happened next seemed natural.
Due to Lorraine's influence, there was a strong backlash at the box office throughout the Asian film market due to the previously unreleased footage of the incident.
During the movie's release, the box office of Avatar movies in various Asian countries increased steadily.
The first is China. Due to Lorraine's momentum, when it was released, the total box office of the movie reached more than 350 million.
This is very shocking.
The box office was more than 350 million, and it was still in US dollars.
This is almost double the box office of Lorraine's previous life.
The final combined box office of Bangzi Kingdom and Wa Kingdom was a full 230 million.
Including India and other Asian countries, the total box office of the movie Avatar in Asia reached a total of 610 million US dollars based on conventional data.
As for the North American box office, the total revenue reached 830 million US dollars.
To put it simply, Lorraine accidentally helped James Cameron. Whether it was the North American box office, the Asian box office, or even the global box office, the final revenue was unexpected. By rough calculation, Asia's six One hundred and ten million U.S. dollars, equivalent to the entire North American box office... almost three-quarters, that is, 3.5 fifths, exceeding the original 2.5 probability of Lorraine and Junichiro Abe's bet, a full 400 million If the amount exceeds one-fifth based on the initial blockage, for every US$10 million, Junichiro Abe will have to slap himself on live TV and then say that he is a shameless Japanese dog. Well, this Junichiro Abe has to slap himself at least forty times.
But that's not all.
Lorraine's goal is to crush Junichiro Abe under his feet.
Therefore, when the movie was nearly halfway through the release period, Lorraine used the influence of Chinese Supreme to organize various discounts and group viewing activities. Needless to say, this initiative was really useful.
Finally, the Asian box office…
Beyond the American box office.
Not much more than that, just more than 30 million US dollars.
but…
This is enough for Junichiro Abe to eat shit until he is full.
… …
The release period of Avatar has finally passed, and after it was released, the heated discussion about this film has not diminished at all.
In an American family.
The TV is on.
A child was holding a doll and staring at the TV screen. The American version of Animal World was playing.
"It's the season of... ** again... "
The child seemed to feel a little bored, so he pressed the remote control back and forth, and suddenly jumped to another station.
The child was ignorant and did not recognize the people on the TV, but he saw a German black back.
"Wow, mom, look, this big dog is so fun!! Oh, there is also a shepherd dog... Hey, is that a Chihuahua!"
"Um!"
My mother, who was cooking, heard the sound and looked over, and soon saw an R-rated entertainment program on the TV that she often loved to watch.
"Children don't watch this show!"
The mother put down the things in her hands, held the child in her arms, and stared into her eyes.
"Well, this is... a bet, what a bet!"
Just as he was hesitating, the host on the TV burst out laughing: "Let us welcome one of the parties involved in this incident and the loser of this bet... Mr. Junichiro Abe comes on stage!"
Amidst the applause, a Japanese man with an earthy face was waiting to come on the stage. Looking at the expression on his face, it was as if a parent had died at home, which was as ugly as possible.
"Mr. Junichiro Abe, according to the original bet, you have now lost more than forty slaps. Now, it is time for you to fulfill your promise!"
Junichiro Abe didn't want to come, but he thought about it... The way Abe Harujiro talked to him before, he concluded that his opponent must be a big shot. If he didn't want to admit defeat, he would probably have to pay other prices. To repay his failure, what's more, at James's home dinner, he made a lot of nonsense and was extremely arrogant, but now he doesn't admit it. This is too disgusting, a little too high. All credibility is gone.
Furthermore, after all, he is just an executive director. There are some high-ranking people above him. The company must sacrifice him in order to establish its image.
Junichiro Abe was sitting on the sofa in the studio, but the words that his superiors said to him before coming here kept lingering in his mind: "Abe, man, you dare to act bravely, you are the one who brought the trouble, and you have already discredited the company." If you lose, then you must be willing to admit defeat, otherwise, the company's reputation will be in question. Think about it, if this matter reaches the ears of the gentlemen above, I'm afraid you won't be able to have a good meal. It's so simple!!, you're right, well, it doesn't matter, isn't it just eating some shit? Don't you Japanese people like the Bushido spirit of pursuing the extreme? If you eat some shit, it doesn't matter at all. Get off!"
When he heard these words, Junichiro Abe felt so filled with hatred! ! , you bastard, what do you think of our Japanese Bushido
Is the samurai spirit of the Japanese nation just for eating shit
Of course, he just thought about it in his mind and did not dare to refute it verbally.
But so what if I refuted it.
In short, if your boss asks you to eat shit, if you want to survive, you must eat shit.
If you are asked to eat shit with the Bushido spirit of your Japanese country, then you must eat with a sense of extreme, eat with a sense of justice, eat with no mercy, and eat with a domineering attitude.
in the program.
Junichiro Abe's face turned pale, he raised his palm and slapped his own dog face wildly.
He also said plausibly: "I am a shameless Japanese dog, I am a shameless Japanese dog, I am a shameless Japanese dog,..."
"Pop." "Pap." "Pap." There was constant applause on the stage.
"Pa bang bang." "Pa bang bang." "Pa bang bang." The audience applauded continuously.
In fact, this entertainment program is originally restricted, and people come to see the fun. Many people just want to see this kind of entertainment effect. Therefore, the audience also buys it, applauding and laughing.
Finally, after more than forty slaps were over, Junichiro Abe burst into tears of grievance. He looked at the host and said, "That's enough!"
The host did not have so much sympathy. He said: "Yes, sir, you have completed the first step very well. Now let's move to the second step!! Oh, I forgot to introduce these three dogs. , are little stars from the studio. If you pay attention, these three dogs are seen in many movies. This German black-backed... "
The host began to introduce the dogs, and at the end he added: "These three dogs are fed with high-quality dog food, so Mr. Abe, please feel free to enjoy them!"
"Mom, what are they doing!"
asked the kid in front of the TV.
When the mother came up, she covered the child's eyes with her hands and said, "Child, don't look!"
The next second, the dog inside the TV pulled out his daddy.
According to the rules, he had to eat three bowls in a row.
but…
He really couldn't stop talking. He looked at the daddy in front of him and felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to hit him to death.
Of course, when presented on a TV, things like dada need to be mosaic processed.
But it doesn't matter whether he can see clearly or not. The important thing is that everyone knows he is eating daddy.
Just when Junichiro Abe was about to eat, a call suddenly came to the host, and he wanted to transfer it to Junichiro Abe.
On the phone was Lorraine's voice.
"Abe, if you promise me one thing, you only need to eat one bowl!"
Of course Junichiro Abe was willing to do such a cheap thing, and immediately said: "Okay, you tell me how to do it!! As long as I can eat less, I will do anything you want!"
… …
Five minutes later, Junichiro Abe on the TV had his mouth full of mosaics, and then tears of humiliation flowed out. He pinched his throat, put down the bowl, and roared at the top of his lungs with heartache: "It's so delicious!! !!, What should I do if I can’t eat anymore in the future!!!!!!!!!.” Please go to the first release without ads--
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