"Hello everyone, this is FM9666, you are listening to Midnight Phantom, I'm DJ Yujing." Yu Dong said skillfully with a headset, "It's time for listeners to call again, let's see what's available today. Which listeners have stories to share with us."
Brother Yu gestured with his eyes, and Yu Dong quickly answered the phone.
"Hello, I'm fish jelly."
"Hello support person." A tired male voice came from the other end of the phone.
"What's your name sir?"
"Just do whatever you want, host." The man didn't want to reveal his name.
"It seems that the listeners and friends who call in prefer to share stories with us anonymously." Yu Jong smiled and said, "But I won't verify if you just say a random name. I don't know about you. do you know?"
"… "
"Well, it seems that this gentleman is not in a good mood. Do you think I call you Zhuang Zhuang?" Seeing that the other party didn't answer his jokes, Yu Jong could probably guess that the other party was in a bad mood.
In the future, if you call me anonymously, I will call the man Zhuang Zhuang and the woman Meimei, save trouble, Yu Jong thought to himself.
"Whatever!" Zhuang Zhuang replied.
"So, does Zhuangzhuang have any stories to share with us?" Yujing asked.
"I'm lost in love!" Zhuang Zhuang said in a sad tone, "This is the fifteenth time I've lost love."
For a while, in the computer text messages, a bunch of amazing messages were discussing the love information as many as fifteen times.
People in the middle of the night also gossip. Every time the show reaches this part, there are a lot of text messages. Yu Dong ignored the text messages and said, "Maybe the sixteenth is your true destiny."
"Host, you are also a woman, can I ask you what kind of man a woman likes?" Zhuang Zhuang said a little self-sacrificingly, "I have met so many girls, all of them are wholehearted, just want to find someone to marry, why do they Leave me one by one, what's wrong with me?"
"Uh, this question is more difficult to answer." Yu Dong thought about it and said, "Then you can talk about your own advantages first, and I will help you analyze it."
"I think I'm kind, considerate, can do housework, love my wife, single-minded..."
I also talked about fifteen...
There are also a large number of listeners and friends who agree with Yu Dong. While Zhuang Zhuang speaks, dozens of text messages are swiping this sentence.
"These qualities are very good." Yu Dong said.
"But why did they abandon me?" Zhuang Zhuang said with grief and indignation.
"Well... Then I'll ask you a few questions from a female perspective." Yu Dong sorted out his thoughts and asked, "Your height, weight, age, education, job?"
"165cm, 70KG, graduated from college, 20 this year, now a real estate salesman."
"Is it convenient to disclose your annual income?"
"With performance bonuses and subsidies, it's about 50,000 a year. I can save 30,000 a year."
"Uh... You don't spend money on dates?" Yu Dong said in a cold sweat.
"I paid for the movie tickets and popcorn, but girls and I usually watch a movie once and then never see each other, so I spent 15 movie tickets."
Immediately, the computer text message area became more lively, some people said that brothers are talented, some people said that ugly people are more to blame, and so on a lot of information...
Yu Dong scratched his head, hesitated for a while, but said earnestly, "Zhuang Zhuang, if you still do this, you probably have to run for the sixteenth time."
"Why? Do you think I have no money, or do you think I'm short?" Zhuang Zhuang said excitedly.
"It's all disgusting!"
As soon as Yu Dong's voice fell, there were a lot of praises for Yu Dong in the text message area, such as "The host is a warrior!" "The host is a warrior!" "The host will deduct his salary tomorrow!" "Finally, there is a host who can tell the truth. !" "The host told him that he was still digging." Wait...
"..." Zhuang Zhuang was just in a bad mood. He wanted to make a phone call to complain, thinking that on the public channel anyway, the host would have to find ways to comfort himself, but the host didn't play cards according to the routine.
"You said that you are not tall and you are so heavy. You earn 50,000 a year, and you have to save 30,000. After talking with fifteen girlfriends, you dare to say that you are single..."
"□□ and Ma Yun are not tall!"
"□□ is a great man, Ma Yun is a rich man, what are you?" Yu Dong seemed to have returned to the scene where he scolded the odd-looking blind date before his rebirth, and was scolding vigorously, when he suddenly saw Brother Yu waving his hands at him, Yu Dong immediately reacted. The live broadcast was still live, so the wind changed and he said, "But you are still young, why do men get married in their 20s and create their own business. Real estate sales is a very promising career. You will be inspired to be the best in your company from now on. , and strive to become the owner of a real estate company within ten years. When the time comes to open a real estate, all employees will recruit beautiful women. I promise that your girlfriend will not just want to watch a movie with you. And don't save money, Money is earned, not saved! Don't you save money without seeing the common people, do all the bosses borrow money?"
"… "
"… "
In the office of the oncology department of the city hospital, a sudden burst of laughter resounded throughout the room.
Shao Yifan wiped away the tears from his laughter and said, "Oh, I'll go, I like this host, the hero of women's middle school!"
"..." Xia Feng's expression was also indescribable.
"I said why you listened to this broadcast at night during this period of time. It is really interesting. I will listen to it in the future." Shao Yifan smiled, "This program is enough for me to laugh for a week."
"Have you laughed enough?" Xia Feng couldn't help but say when he saw Shao Yifan's smile with no image.
"No, I want to laugh when I think of it. This host has a personality." Shao Yifan said, "Now this TV, the host on the radio, it's not good for everyone to speak falsely. I like this kind of reality."
Xia Feng didn't answer.
"But this host won't be fired by the director tomorrow." Shao Yifan said, "Speaking of this name, it sounds familiar, Yujing Yujing, which is quite similar to the name of the daughter-in-law you picked up."
Xia Feng glanced at the other party expressionlessly.
"Isn't it?" Shao Yifan forcedly said, "Is it really your daughter-in-law?"
"What do you think?" Because he was worried about Yu Dong's safety, Xia Feng always turned on the radio at 12 o'clock to make sure that Yu Dong arrived at the radio station safely, and then sent a message around 3 o'clock to ask her if she was home.
"Cough, it's okay, maybe Yu Dong's remarks today will create a real estate tycoon ten years later." Shao Yifan said.
So ten years later, when the chubby and strong president took the beautiful woman and insisted on sending him to a villa in Yudong, Shao Yifan was still lamenting his divine prophecy today.
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The next day, Yu Dong slept until two o'clock in the afternoon, went to the kitchen dizzy, closed his eyes and reached for the water in the refrigerator.
Standing aside to watch Xia Feng for a long time, he shook his head, dragged the confused Yu Dong back to the living room, and handed her a glass of honey water.
Yu Dong drank the water and regained his energy. Seeing Xia Feng, he asked in surprise, "Aren't you going to work today?"
"Have a rest today!" Xia Feng said after seeing Yu Dong drinking a whole glass of water and pouring her half a glass, "Don't sleep for so long in the future. The longer you sleep, the longer your brain sleeps, and it's easy to become unresponsive."
"But I'm sleepy!" Yu Dong, who hadn't woken up yet, had a glutinous nasal tone in his voice, and his messy hair and aggrieved expression looked extra cute.
"You have to learn self-control."
"But I can't control myself. If I can't control you, will you dislike me?"
"I'm worried about your body. Disordered work and rest for a long time is not good for your health." Xia Feng shook his head and said.
"As long as you don't dislike me!" Yu Dong squinted and smiled.
Xia Feng smiled, and finally couldn't help reaching out and rubbing Yu Dong's messy head.
"You were rubbing it when you were slow to respond, but if you turn around, you support me!" Yu Dong said dissatisfied.
"Okay, I'll take care of you!"
Yu Dong blinked and woke up from the drowsiness.
"Are you hungry, what do you want to eat?" Xia Feng asked.
"Sweet and sour pork loin!" Yu Dong replied.
"Why do you always like to eat this sweet and sour thing." Last time it was sweet and sour pork ribs, this time it was sweet and sour pork loin.
"Is it troublesome? Then just fry some green vegetables."
"No trouble, I'll do it, you go wash your face first." Xia Feng got up and went to the kitchen.
Yu Dong froze in front of the dining table for a while, then smiled sillyly, touched his face, and touched a familiar eye. He suddenly felt bad, and frantically ran to the bathroom to wash up.
Just as Dong had packed up and returned to the living room, Xia Feng's cell phone rang.
"Yu Dong, help me get it." Xia Feng's voice came from the kitchen.
Yu Dong sighed and took Xia Feng's mobile phone to the kitchen and said, "It's Auntie's phone."
"My mother?" said Xia Feng, who was cooking, "Then you pick it up for me."
Yu Dong raised his eyebrows and took the phone back to the living room: "Mom."
"Dongdong, aren't you going to work today?" Mother Xia's cheerful voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Well, we all rest today."
"Oops, Mom didn't interrupt your date, did you?"
"No, we're cooking at home."
"Cooking? Xia Feng is in the kitchen?" Mother Xia guessed.
"Well, do you want to talk to him?" Yu Dong went to the kitchen again and handed the phone to Xia Feng.
Xia Feng turned off the fire just at this time, motioned for Yu Dong Duancai to go out, and then took the phone and went to talk to Mother Xia.
"Son, are you and Yu Dong cooking at home?" Mother Xia asked.
Xia Feng glanced at Yu Dong who could burn any dish and said, "We made it together."
"That's right, the housework has to be shared by two people," said Mother Xia.
"Mom, you don't have any position on this." You must know that since childhood, you have never seen your mother do housework.
"Can that be the same?" said Mother Xia, "it is a blessing for your father to marry me for eight lifetimes, and he dares to let me do housework. Besides, women are for petting."
"Okay, then I'll study like my dad." Xia Feng smiled.
"By the way, I almost forgot. I called just to ask, when will I meet Dongdong's parents? You said that you have also received this certificate. Our two families haven't met." Mother Xia said, " Make an appointment with your in-laws, and by the way, ask them what they like, and your dad and I will be ready. Don't have a big belly by then. We haven't met before, so we'll be disrespectful. "
"..." Xia Feng looked at Yu Dong, walked to the balcony and said, "I know about this, Mom, I will discuss it with Yu Dong later, you should cultivate your body first."
"Also, Yu Dong and I don't want children for the time being." Xia Feng glanced inside with a guilty conscience.
"Ah?" Mother Xia was obviously a little disappointed, "Okay, Dongdong is really not in a hurry, so don't forget about Dongdong's parents."
Xia Feng agreed and hung up the phone. Yu Dong had already filled the rice and set the dishes and was waiting for him.
"Why don't you eat first?"
"The rice is too hot, I'll let it dry." Yu Dong pushed over a plate of cut cantaloupe and said, "Try the cold cantaloupe fruit I made."
Xia Feng took a sip and said, "The taste is good, it is comparable to the level of a five-star hotel chef."
Isn't the cantaloupe made by the chef of the five-star hotel also grown in the ground? What's the difference
"Don't think I can't hear that you are mocking me." Yu Dong said a little unhappily.
"Don't be angry!" Xia Feng said with a smile, "Even if the cooking skills are not comparable, the chef of a five-star hotel is not as beautiful as you."
Mom, your son-in-law is good at talking!