My name is Xia Yang, my nickname is Qiqi, and I'm a boy. Why do I stress that I'm a boy, mainly because my nickname sounds too naughty.
It is said that when I was a cell, the first person to know of my existence was not my mother, not my father, not a pregnancy test stick, nor a doctor, but my grandma, because one night she dreamed that I was wearing a bellyband Laugh at her. Grandma kept saying that I looked just like her dream, but no one except herself knew what she dreamed about, although I seriously doubt that what she dreamed was the golden boy next to the Avalokitesvara statue, because she had a pair hanging in her house .
Of course, I consider myself to be a little cuter than the golden boy, after all, my clothes are prettier than the apron.
My mom is a TV presenter, and although I see her on TV a lot, I always feel like the mom on TV doesn't look like my mom. Because my mom looks smart on TV, but in real life, my mom can't even figure out how to buy an apple.
My dad was a very busy man and often came home while I was asleep. There is also a terrible smell of water on the body.
But as long as he comes home, he will definitely come to my room to see me. I don’t know if it’s really like what my grandma said. I was born from the golden light in her dream. At first glance, it looks like a promising child, so I remember it. earlier than others.
Every time my dad came to my room, he always kissed me regardless of whether I was happy or not. I couldn’t speak, so I could only scream. I laughed when I called my dad, so I thought he didn’t like me.
Usually as long as I scream, my mother will come over. I thought my mother still loves me very much, but as soon as I meet my father, I will be ignored...
How many nights, my father kissed me, my mother kissed me, and then the two of them kissed each other in front of me.
Hmm... Do you think I'm young and don't know? Kissing on the mouth definitely likes each other more than kissing on the face!
When I was four years old, Sister Bell was still playing with Barbie dolls. I already knew a lot of words and could count to 100. Once my mother and I went to Aunt Xiaoyue's studio, Aunt Xiaoyue handed us a small box of stars and said that if we counted 99 stars, they would buy us a white rabbit toffee to eat.
I don't like candy, I prefer to play puzzles.
"Sister Bell, what are you doing?" I saw Sister Bell counting the stars one by one, surrounded by scattered little stars.
"After the count, go for the candy."
"Do you like to eat?"
"I like it!" Sister Bell nodded.
"Then you can count slowly." Grandpa always said that you only get what you pay for. Since I don't want to eat, I can't let the bell enchantment get something for nothing, so I didn't help.
But a long time has passed, so long that the puzzles in my hands are almost finished, and the stars of the bell enchantment have not been counted yet.
"Have you finished counting yet?" I couldn't help asking.
"The stars are all the same. I counted them for a while, but I didn't know which ones I counted and which ones didn't..." Sister Bell looked like she was about to cry.
I sighed in distress, put all the stars back into the glass jar, and took one out and put it on the ground.
"Here are 99 stars, go and change the candy."
"Wow, Qiqi, you are amazing!" Sister Ling Dang didn't doubt me at all, she took the stars and went to Aunt Xiaoyue to exchange candy.
Alas, the girl is really stupid. It is clearly written on the glass jar that there are a total of 100 stars in it. If you want 99 stars, it would be better to take one out. It takes so long to count.
In the evening, my mother took me to my father's laboratory to have dinner with my father, and I told them about it.
Dad said, I'm smarter than other children, but I can't be proud. But I wasn't proud yet, my mother knocked me on the head and said that I bullied Sister Bell, how can I have it.
I'm mad, but my father said that boys can't care about girls. Is my mother a girl too? But Sister Bell can count to twenty anyway, and my mother doesn't know how much it cost to buy three catties of apples. So Mom must be jealous of my cleverness by knocking me on the head.
Oh, did I mention it before, I am very dissatisfied with my nickname, I am a boy, why is it called Qiqi, many girls in the class are called Qiqi, and when the teacher calls, I often do not know it is who to call.
So one night I seriously discussed this matter with my parents.
Mom said that July or Seven is the day when Mom and Dad get married. It is a very happy day, but why should your happiness be based on my pain.
My uncle always said that my parents love to show affection. Is my name part of their show of affection
Originally, my father agreed to change my nickname, but when my mother glared at me, my father immediately gave in. I really have no spirit at all. I am so young, and I know how to fight against my mother. You are so old, why can't you... Persevere own opinion.
I complained to my grandparents, and when my grandma listened to my grandma, my grandma would perfunctory me.
But I know that my mother also has a nemesis, that is, my mother's mother, my dear grandmother. Grandma doesn't live in the same city as us, but every once in a while she comes to see me, sometimes with my grandfather, sometimes alone.
My grandmother likes me the most, so I plan to run to my grandmother for help. I brought a glass of milk to my grandmother's room.
"Qiqi, you're so good." Grandma patted my head happily.
"Grandma, can you not call me Qiqi, please call me Yangyang? Qiqi is a girl's name. My classmates are laughing at me." I took the opportunity to say.
"That's it, then I won't call you Qiqi in the future, I'll call you Yangyang." Sure enough, it was better for grandma to speak.
"Grandma is the best." I stood on tiptoe and kissed my grandmother. Sister Bell said that the old man liked this trick the most, as long as we kissed almost anything, he would agree to us.
Sure enough, my grandmother laughed happily, and kept calling me "baby".
"Then, grandma, go talk to your parents and call me Yangyang in the future." I took the opportunity to say, "You can't call me Qiqi just because they got married on July 7th."
"No, your parents got married in May."
"No, the wedding is in May, and the certificate was received on July 7." I remember it clearly, my grandmother told me many times.
"You remembered it wrongly. Your parents came back after the New Year to get the certificate. It was probably around February, and then they became pregnant with you and had their wedding in May."
As a child who has been smarter than others since childhood, I want to prove to my grandmother that I am not mistaken. So I ran to my parents' room and dug out their little red book, hum... Who told them that every time they suppressed my right to change my name, they would take it out and shake it around, pointing to the date on it and reading it to me.
I handed the little red book to my grandmother. Grandma laughed at first. I don't know why, but after reading the date, her face became so ugly. Is it because my grandmother's memory is not as good as mine, so she was angry
"Yangyang, it's getting late, you should go to bed first."
I saw that my grandmother was unhappy and did not dare to mention the matter of changing her name, so she went back to the house obediently.
After a while, I heard the sound of my mother's high heels, and I knew it was my mother coming back from get off work. I was worried that my mother found out that I had upset my grandmother, when I suddenly heard my mother's cry of pain, and I curiously opened the crack of the door. I saw my grandmother tugging at my mother's ear very fiercely, and my mother was leaning over and screaming in pain.
"Say... what's the matter with you and Xia Feng?" The grandmother threw Xiao Hongben in front of her mother viciously.
I know, I must have done something, although I don't know what I did.
"Mom, mom, I was wrong, I explained to you... oops, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."
I heard my mother's miserable cry across the door, and secretly took out my mobile phone and called my father.
"Qiqi, what's the matter? Do you have any questions for Dad?"
"Dad, come back soon, mother was beaten by grandma."
"Grandma? What's wrong?"
"I don't know, I saw my grandmother grab my mother's ear, oh... there's a little red book on the table..."
Not long after I finished the phone call, my father drove back. It's only eight o'clock in the evening, and my father has never come back so early. Even I was murdered by my mother once. I called my father to complain, but my father did not come back. I again It proves that the father is more like the mother.
I don't know what happened after that. I only know that after my grandmother gave my mother a face for several days, my mother sold my uncle's address in exchange for a smiling face.
Speaking of my uncle, I still like my uncle very much because he is the only one who will help me deal with my mother when I am being bullied.
But when grandma shows up, uncle disappears, they never show up in the same place at the same time, which annoys me a lot.
I once listened to my father and mother chatting and knew that my grandmother was angry because my uncle did not find my aunt for me. It seems that my grandmother prepared a lot of aunts at home and asked my uncle to go back and pick one, but my uncle just didn't go home.
Every time I mentioned this, my mother always said with a happy face: "Hehe... Landscapes are turning... Not getting married... I haven't asked him if he has a hidden disease."
I didn't quite understand the meaning of this idiom, so I asked my uncle. After listening to this, my uncle smiled and kissed me, and then put half a packet of salt in my mother's favorite can.
My grandparents know that my parents are busy, so they always take me to participate in various children's competitions when they are busy. Writing, drawing, playing Go, from the community to the community, from the community to the district, and finally accidentally won the first place in the city's children's calligraphy competition.
At the strong request of my grandparents, I forced my parents to accompany me to accept the award, saying that they would witness my moment of honor. Actually, I know... It was the day when my grandparents participated in the senior dance competition.
The person who gave me the award seems to be a big boss and seems to know my mother.
Because after the awards, the big boss kept chatting with his mother.
"You are the host Yujing, I'm not mistaken."
"it's me."
"I wonder if you remember me? I called you when you were hosting a radio show before."
"Are you... Zhuang Zhuang?"
"Oh, you still remember me, it's thanks to you that I have today's achievements."
"Haha... I don't dare to dare to take it."
"Why don't you dare to be a real estate manager? If you didn't encourage me to start a business, would I be able to become a real estate boss? I listened to your advice. My sales office is all beautiful women. If you are not beautiful, you will not be admitted. You still need a college degree."
"Ha ha… "
"However, when you have money, you have the troubles of having money. When I had no money, no one liked me. Now that I have money, there are too many people who like me. But I can't tell if they are the ones who like me. Still like my money? Do you think it can be solved?"
"Hehehe..."
"I also know that this is difficult to handle, so I came up with an idea. Every time I go on a date, I go to a food stall, and a meal does not exceed 20 yuan. I think if I can date someone like this for a year, then I must have liked me..."
"Did that work?"
"Have you seen that long-legged beauty over there, my tenth girlfriend, I like her very much, I hope she can hold on..."
"Hehe... I wish you success."
"By the way... I just opened a real estate project in the suburbs. The scenery is very beautiful. I plan to build a villa. I will give you a set."
"It's too expensive, no no no..."
"Without you, I wouldn't be worth billions now,
What is a villa, the whole building is mine... "
Anyway, our family did not live in a villa in the end.
In 2017, I was in elementary school. Many children in the class are worried about the mother's second child, fearing that their status will not be guaranteed, but I never worry about it.
Because my grandmother often talks about my mother, saying that she is so busy that it is not easy to give birth to me when she has time.
But suddenly one day, my father happily ran home and told my mother that his experiment was successful, and he would not be so busy with work in the future.
Is the second child so important, for the sake of the second child, my father, who seldom goes home when he is sick, doesn't work
It didn't take long for our family to leave the country.
Mom said it was Dad who won a great award that could save a lot of people. Our whole family is going to receive the award.
It's really unfair. I have won so many awards since I was a child, but in the end my grandparents didn't have time for my parents to accompany me. As a result, my father won an award, and we had to dress up to attend.
When my father won the prize, my mother was crying below, her eyes were dark from crying.
Later, when I returned to the hotel, my mother was still crying with my father in my arms. I have never seen my mother cry like this before. She likes to cry more than the female classmates in our class.
As a man, my grandparents and my father have taught me to be considerate of girls since I was a child, so I thought about it and tugged at my mother's clothes.
"Qiqi?" Mom finally gave me a look.
"Don't cry, I agree with you to have another one." I said helplessly.
"What?" Mom was probably overjoyed... She had to make sure again.
"Brother or younger sister can… whatever you want," I reassured. "I won't be jealous of them."
I thought my mom would be happy, but she slapped me on the head.
I was angrily thinking that women are really fickle, no matter how happy or unhappy they beat people.
However, Aunt Xiaoyue said that she can't completely believe what a man said. Let's just say my dad. He clearly said that he would not be so busy in the future. In the end, I agreed that they would have a second child, but he still stayed away from home all day.
Although I was not at home before, but in a city anyway, my mother always took me to find him for dinner. But now I don't even know what country my father is in. He has become like my mother and can only be seen on TV.
Although I bring gifts every time I come back, I have to help my father take care of the flowers on the balcony. Obviously, the flowers are my mother's favorite. Why should I take care of them? I have to take care of them.
And in summer, it is full of mosquitoes, and I have several bags on me. Every day before I go to school, I have to check the weather forecast, and I have to open the canopy when it rains.
Once I went out to a summer camp and went there for just a week. When I got home, the flowers on the balcony were half withered, and my mother even made a video to my father crying.
If I knew earlier that I wouldn't let my mother help me water the flowers, maybe there would be fewer dry ones if I didn't water them.
"Don't be sad, I'll be back when I finish this lecture. Let's buy a house with a yard and plant all kinds of flowers in it, as well as your favorite ivy." Dad was busy comforting mom.
"You still remember."
"I remember everything I promised you."
"Then come back quickly."
"it is good!"
I would love to tell them that none of us are as sticky as you.
The author has something to say: I'm going to send you the second episode, and the last episode is about the odd man, ah, I haven't figured out how to write it yet...