Once, there was a very hot question on the Internet:
If you woke up one morning and found your gender changed, what would your first reaction be
A netizen gave a very famous answer:
Let the brothers have a good time first!
Su Jian remembered that when she saw this reply, she was extremely amazed and stunned: good brother, show your loyalty!
But now, when he really faces such a strange situation, he can only be extremely shocked and horrified: Nima! What the hell! I go!
Oh, please correct me, there is a word in the above that is used incorrectly, because poor Su Jian has no eggs.
Su Jian remembered that he had a car accident.
The situation was extremely tragic, and Su Jian thought that she would definitely die.
I don't know how long it took, after struggling to open his eyes, he saw a pure white.
At first, Su Jian thought that she had gone to heaven, and she silently complained in her heart: Why is this heaven like a hospital
After taking a closer look, I couldn't help but be stunned: Damn, this is really a hospital!
Su Jian was instantly overjoyed, it seemed that he had a great fate and escaped from the gate of hell!
But after only being excited for a while, Su Jianan remembered something else. This death is not dead, but don't make a disability, otherwise it will be too pitiful!
So he immediately lifted the quilt and checked his body. Fortunately, my arms and legs are still there. Although the legs are bandaged, they don't seem to be missing a lot. I tried to move. Although it hurts, I am conscious. Fortunately, I am not disabled. It seems that There's nothing wrong with a fracture or something. The only shortcoming is that the legs seem to be a lot thinner. Su Jian thought worriedly: Could it be that the muscles have atrophied after lying down for too long? It is estimated that, look, even the once lush leg hair has shrunk away...
Su Jian breathed a sigh of relief and lay back on the hospital bed, spreading his limbs, only to feel that the sun was shining in his heart. In this catastrophic disaster, neither death nor disability, I think that someone in my Su will have good luck in the future, hahahaha!
Su Jian grinned and smirked, suddenly frowned, and felt itchy on her face, she reached out and touched it, it turned out to be a long hair. Su Jian didn't care too much, she wanted to throw it away when she pinched it, but she didn't think that the hair could not be picked up, but it was pulled, and the scalp felt a slight pain like a needle stick.
Su Jian was stunned for a moment, then stretched out her hand to scoop it up, and sure enough, she caught a long black and shiny hair, and she was a little stunned at the moment. Dare to love this hair is his own? However, when did his hair grow so long? Could it be that he has been in a coma for two or three years
Frowning and looking down, Su Jian suddenly trembled. What, what's with the raised arc on his chest? Wait, wait, wait! Nima, who will tell him why he has boobs? !
With trembling heart and claws, Su Jian pressed her chest.
So soft and big...
Su Jian panicked. Depend on! isn't it? Is this a coma sequelae or a drug side effect? Brother, when I close and open my eyes, my chest grows so big? This pair of flat-chested girls is good news, but isn't it too scary for a big man like me!
Su Jian hurriedly took off her hospital gown and saw two on the left and right on her chest. They were round and full, fair and delicate, and they were basically 34c by visual inspection. If you put it in the past, this is the dream of an older virgin who has only had sex with the Japanese female action artists in the hard drive, but has never touched the little hands of girls in the three-dimensional space, but when this dream appeared on himself...
Su Jian has the urge to lift the table and scream: Nima, this is not a cheating father but a cheating grandpa!
Now that he can't care about anything else, Su Jian quickly pulled off the hospital gown and began to examine it carefully. Maybe this chest is just the beginning, who knows if there are any strange sequelae in other places
Facts have proved that many times, the more you are afraid of what, the more you are.
The trousers were only half-opened, and Su Jian's already cold heart suddenly died - so what, who is going to tell me what's going on? Did he see it wrong? It must be an illusion, right? Or did he actually hurt his eye? Why didn't he see his little Su Jian!
Su Jian shook her eyelids and glanced carefully between her legs.
Heaven, collapse, earth, crack!
Nima Mama Mama! His chick is really gone! Not even eggs!
Su Jian only felt that a group of grass and mud horses whizzed past, trampling his heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney all the way...
It shows that such a tragic car accident, how could he be so complete! It turns out that the arms and legs are not missing, they are missing here! However, he would rather have less arms and legs than hurt at such a critical point. As a man, he is playing chickens and eggs. God is playing with him, playing with him, playing with him...
and many more! wrong!
Su Jian shivered with her claws and slowly approached the place where the chickens and eggs were beaten.
The next moment, the hand shrank back suddenly, and this time the heart was shivering.
Su Jian stared in horror from her delicate and white feet that had shrunk a lot to her hands with slender fingers that had also shrunk.
Thin legs without leg hair, long hair, big breasts, chickens and eggs, small hands and feet...
Su Jian felt that he must have had a very real and real nightmare.
So he took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and tried to say to himself: this is not true, this is not true, this is not true...
Open your eyes, your breasts are still so round, chickens are still so far away.
Su Jian thought, how difficult life is...
The next moment, a piercing cry sounded:
"Mirror! Mirror! I want a mirror!"
Although the screaming was fierce and rough, the voice that came out was terribly crisp and sharp.
Su Jian's whole body shook heavily, he thought, if the world is not crazy, it must be him.
Hearing the voice, the nurse rushed in.
Although it was strange to Su Jianqiang's request for a mirror, the nurse still searched for a mirror for him, thinking that he was worried about his disfigurement, so she handed it to him and comforted him softly: "Mrs. An, don't worry, your face doesn't No injuries, still beautiful."
Su Jian was comforted by him and wanted to cry even more.
Shivering, she slowly pointed the mirror at her face, and the next moment, Su Jian froze.
Objectively speaking, the face in the mirror is really good, with big eyes and long eyelashes, the face with melon seeds and cherry mouth, especially the skin, which is white and tender, and can't even see a single pore. Such a beauty without makeup is really in this era of artificial beauty. It's very rare, especially this combination of facial features, cuteness in beauty, just the childish style he likes. If it was normal, he would definitely clench his fists and shout with excitement: "Cute!"
But now, this face is on his face...
The mirror quietly slipped from Su Jian's hand.
Seeing Su Jian's sluggish expression, the nurse couldn't help but worry, "Mrs. An, what's the matter with you?"
Su Jian slowly turned her eyes to her, and spit out word by word: "I, who, who?"
The worried look on the nurse's face became even stronger: "You... It's Mrs. An, you were in a car accident and your right leg was fractured, but you don't have to worry, you have already had an operation, and you can fully recover just by resting. There will be sequelae.”
"My... last name... An?" Su Jian's expression and voice were very ethereal.
The nurse was startled, and although she felt strange, she patiently explained: "Your surname is not An, your husband's surname is An..."
Hearing the word "husband", Su Jian couldn't help shaking.
"Then... what's my name?"
The nurse clearly began to feel that something was wrong: "Your surname is Su, your name is Su Jian... Mrs. An, is there something you feel uncomfortable about?"
uncomfortable? More than just uncomfortable! I have angina pectoris! I am a burly and strong man, what kind of equipment is a fucking "husband"!
Su Jian tried her best to restrain herself, and squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying: "I seem to... don't remember anything... "
The nurse was a little surprised, and immediately said: "Don't worry, I'll call the doctor right away."
Su Jian thought sadly, what's the use of calling a doctor? The doctor can cure the arm and the leg, but can the doctor control the incident of his waking up from a man to a girl? This matter has to be managed by God, Allah Tathagata Buddha, right
Seeing the nurse hurried to the door, Su Jian silently hugged the quilt. This is too scary, he has to digest it...
"What's wrong?"
Suddenly there was a low male voice at the door.
"Ah, Mr. An, you are here! Mrs. An said just now that she doesn't seem to remember anything." The nurse explained.
Mr Ann? Su Jian was startled, and suddenly raised her head. Just now, the nurse said that his "husband" was surnamed An. Isn't this the "husband" of his strange body
The visitor has stepped in from outside the door. Hearing the nurse's words, he frowned slightly and raised his eyes to look at Su Jian, just in line with Su Jian's eyes.
Su Jian suddenly widened her eyes and took a deep breath!
As far as appearance is concerned, men definitely belong to the kind who are sent to be a cowherd and charged by the second. Although as a diaosi, Su Jian is always full of angry contempt for this type of typical tall, rich and handsome male, but this is definitely not the reason why he was so shocked, er, modified, shocked to the point of phantom limb pain.
Su Jian's eyes were like longan, and her heart was rolling and roaring. It was no longer a grass-mud horse running on the Mare Gobi. It was simply an overwhelming army of divine beasts roaring from his heart to his urethra with infinite shock and despair!
What the hell! Who's going to tell him it's just a fucking dream, it's just a dream! It's scary enough for Nima to become a woman when she wakes up. Why, why is this woman's husband still his Su Jian's evil rival An Yize? !