I took a nap in the afternoon and woke up feeling refreshed. Su Jian picked up her phone and saw that it was already four o'clock.
When Su Jian came to the living room, An Yize was standing on the edge of the balcony, as if she had just finished calling.
Su Jian sat on the sofa, put her injured leg on the coffee table in front, and stared at An Yize.
An Yize walked in, saw him, and walked over to the sofa: "Just got up?"
Su Jian was startled: "How do you know?"
An Yize pointed, "hair."
Su Jian looked down, but no, her long hair was messy, and it looked like she had rolled on the bed.
Su Jian laughed dryly and grabbed it twice.
An Yize reached out and helped him smooth it over his head.
He did it naturally, but Su Jian didn't care, just complained: "Long hair is too troublesome, I really want to shave it all, and save the comb and shampoo to save trouble!"
Turning his eyes, he found that An Yize's mouth pursed into a smile.
It turns out that An Facial Paralysis can laugh! Su Jian was silently surprised, her eyes widened: "What are you laughing at?"
An Yize said: "I thought girls like long hair."
Su Jian said in her heart: I also like girls with long hair, but I don't like long hair on my own head!
Su Jian pinched the ends of her long hair and played with her hands, coughed twice to clear her throat, and then said, "Husband, I'm hungry."
Su Meizi's voice was originally pleasant, soft and subconsciously squeamish, coupled with the innocent grievance tone Su Jian deliberately added, it naturally became a big killer. Su Jian did not know whether An Yize was killed or not, but Su Jian herself was killed by herself, Su Jian thought, if a girl talked to her like this, she would have been soft already, she must do whatever she said!
Sure enough, An Yize was just an ordinary man. Hearing Su Jian's words, his expression became gentler.
"You seem to be very hungry lately."
Su Jian: "..." Don't think I can't hear you, surnamed An, when you turn around and say I'm a pig!
Su Jian said angrily, "I'm still taking care of my body, of course I need to eat more!" Staring at An Yize, "I don't want to eat takeaway for dinner!"
"That… "
"Don't eat instant noodles either!"
An Yize looked at him helplessly.
Su Jian said, "Even if we are not a real couple, we are still living together after all. I am disabled now. Should you make me something delicious and let me make up for it?"
An Yize was silent for a while: "...I'm not good at cooking."
Su Jian said enthusiastically: "It's okay, I believe you, you can even be the president, how could you not be able to cook well!" Humph, surnamed An, I won't give you a chance to escape! A dead love rival who grotesquely and humbly cooks for herself like a little daughter-in-law, think about how dripping it is!
Seeing that An Yize was silent, Su Jian hurriedly handed over her mobile phone: "If you don't want to go to the supermarket, just call the supermarket directly. If you need anything, they can deliver it to your door!"
An Yize remained silent.
Su Jian quickly recalled the images of the delicate heroines in the romance films, and then she was cruel, gently pulled La An Yize's sleeve, pouted, raised her face, and winked at him: "Husband "..." The two words were exhilarating, with nine twists and eighteen bends.
An Yize laughed "Puchi".
Su Jian is stupid, what is the reaction of the surnamed An? Lao Tzu is so hardworking, and his performance is so classic. At this time, isn't it time for Lao Tzu to say what you should? Lao Tzu asks for the bank account number and you provide the account password by the way!
Seeing his blank look, An Yize reached out and touched his head, smiling, "Okay."
Su Jian thought, this fellow An Yize, laughing like hell... Wretched and lewd/slutty! Died not admitting that the man who was usually paralyzed in front of him smiled and stretched his brows and eyes, which was really good-looking.
After receiving this promise from An Yize, Su Jian was in a good mood. She watched TV in the living room with her legs crossed. She even enjoyed watching the pig raising program on the Agriculture Channel of the Imperial Court.
An Yize came out with a stack of papers, casually glanced at the TV, and then glanced at the little girl lounging on the sofa in surprise.
Su Jian immediately noticed: "Why?"
An Yize said, "I just didn't expect you to like this kind of show."
Su Jian felt that the man in front of her was despising her own taste, and was immediately unhappy: "What's wrong with this kind of show? If you don't raise pigs, how can you eat pork?"
An Yize nodded: "You are right, so raising pigs is very important." After speaking, he walked towards the kitchen.
Su Jian hadn't reacted yet, and after watching the show for a while, she suddenly came back to her senses, this guy is turning around and calling himself a pig again? !
Tolerable or unbearable! Su Jian angrily jumped to the kitchen.
When he saw the paper in An Yize's hand, he first became curious: "What is that?"
An Yize: "Printed recipe."
Su Jian immediately rejoiced: "It seems that you are quite prepared!"
An Yize: "Go back and watch the pig raising show."
Su Jian's eyes were bright: "Hey! Then I can go back, you can do it slowly!" After saying that, she jumped back happily.
Behind him, An Yize looked at his cheerful back, the corners of his mouth raised slightly involuntarily.
After more than an hour, the food was on the table.
Su Jian automatically and consciously sat down at the table early and looked at An Yize's results.
A tomato scrambled eggs, a green pepper fried meat, and a yam pork ribs soup. At first glance, it looks pretty good.
Su Jian pouted in disappointment.
An Yize handed the chopsticks to him: "What's wrong?"
Didn't find a chance to laugh at you so I'm not happy!
Su Jian pulled out a dry smile: "It's nothing." He stretched out his chopsticks towards the dish.
A chopstick of tomato scrambled eggs into his mouth, Su Jian immediately became energetic.
"You scrambled eggs with tomatoes... how much salt do you put in?"
An Yize was stunned: "I didn't put much salt, mainly sugar, could it be—"
Su Jian gloated: "I guess you misread salt and sugar."
An Yize: "..."
Su Jian stretched out her chopsticks to stir-fry the pork with green peppers, and then her face was full of confusion.
An Yize looked at him silently.
Su Jian said cheerfully, "The green pepper is a little raw."
An Yize was silent and opened the yam pork ribs soup.
Su Jian was surprised: "What are you doing?"
An Yize said calmly, "Don't drink this soup."
Su Jian said in her heart: How could I pass up such a great opportunity to see your jokes! So he grabbed the soup bowl, picked up the spoon neatly, took a sip and drank it.
Then I put a mouthful of soup in my mouth, and neither swallow nor spit.
Finally swallowing hard, Su Jian asked, "Did you put sugar in the soup as salt?"
An Yize nodded silently.
Su Jian was happy. What does Su Jian like to do most? That is to fight against his mortal rival An Yize! What does Su Jian like to watch the most? That is to see the beaten face of his dead rival An Yize!
An Yize, what if you are tall, rich and handsome, and what if you are a president at the age of 30, these days, a man who can't cook is not a good man!
Su Jian was so excited that she finally found An Yize's weakness and smiled happily.
An Yize watched him look happy after drinking the soup, and couldn't help but wonder, "What are you happy about?"
"Ah?" Su Jian came back to her senses, and seeing that An Yize was looking at him, she naturally did not dare to tell him what she was thinking, so she made up reasons casually, "I think this soup is so good, it's pretty good. for drink."
An Yize was silent again, and then pushed the soup over: "Since you like it, I'll give it to you."
Su Jian: "..."
An Yize stood up: "I'd better call for takeout."
Su Jian hurriedly stopped him: "No, no! Since it's already done, let's eat it, otherwise it will be a waste!"
When An Yize put down the phone and sat down, Su Jian hurriedly served him dishes enthusiastically: "Come on, cooking is the hardest work, you must eat more!"
An Yize took a few bites hesitantly, then put down his chopsticks without saying a word.
On the other side, Su Jian smiled wide-eyed.
An Yize: "So happy?"
Su Jian was stunned: "Huh?"
An Yize pointed to the dishes he made: "I failed to cook, are you so happy?"
Su Jian hurriedly shook her head, expressing her integrity.
An Yize sighed softly: "It really is a little girl."
Su Jian was unhappy: "Who's the little girl!" I'm a big man who is running for the third time. You're only one year older than me, what's so powerful
"You are only twenty-one years old this year." An Yize said.
Huh? Su Jian is a little surprised. Sister Su is a high school teacher and must have at least an undergraduate degree. Even if she just graduated this year, 21 years old is a bit too young! Could it be that she skipped a grade when she was studying
Su Jian suddenly felt a little awkward. Although being young is a blessing, she was a little uncomfortable when she suddenly returned to her youth.
But with Su's face, she can't look much older. Even if she is 21 years old now, she is still younger than her actual age. With those beautiful and lovely eyebrows, it is absolutely impossible to pretend to be a fifteen or sixteen-year-old high school student. no problem!
So, is An Yize looking for a girl who is nine years younger than him and looks like a minor to marry
An Yize ah An Yize, it turns out that you are good at this, hehehehehe...
Su Jian opened her middle and index fingers and rubbed her chin, looking at An Yize with a meaningful smile: "Do you like Lolita?"
An Yize was startled.
Su Jian said in a tone of "I understand you, buddy": "Men, when you are 18, you like 18-year-olds, when you are 28, you still like 18-year-olds, even if you are thirty-eight or forty-eight. Eighteen, eighteen-year-old girls will always be men's favorites! So there's nothing to hide, after all, Lolita has three good things, she's cute and soft and easy to push down, everyone likes it!"
An Yize was speechless and said for a while, "After you lost your memory, you became... much more cheerful."
Su Jian immediately froze, what did this guy suspect
At the moment, he asked carefully: "So, what was I like before?"
An Yize: "In the past, it was more gentle and demure."
Su Jian said in her heart: That's because that woman in the past was a real woman, but now you are in front of a fake mother and a real man! How can I be gentle and demure for you
Su Jian coughed and said, "In fact, this is what I really look like now. At that time, because of my mother's illness, I was so anxious in my heart, how could I be cheerful? What's more, I was not at all with you at that time. If you are familiar with it, of course you should be more cautious. Now that I have lost my memory, it is natural that I have regained my originality.”
Seeing that An Yize was silent, Su Jian became anxious in her heart, for fear that he would see the flaw, so she hurriedly added: "Actually, you don't know women. In front of different people, they look completely different! There was never a woman. I said: People who don’t know me think I’m an ordinary young man, those who are familiar with me think I’m a literary youth, only my best friends know that I’m actually a 2B youth!”
An Yize pondered for a moment and looked at him: "Then we are best friends now?"
Su Jian was stunned: "Huh?"
An Yize got up and started calling for takeout.
Su Jian didn't stop him this time. After all, the purpose of watching a joke has been achieved, so there is no need to sacrifice his life to accompany An Yize to eat his works.
Hearing that An Yize took the phone to announce the name of the dish, Su Jian felt very comfortable. At this moment, a light flashed in his mind, and he suddenly wanted to understand what An Yize just said.
-Then we are best friends now
wipe! An Yize, you are the 2B youth! Your whole family is a 2B youth!