(one)
In the room, six-year-old An Ran was painting, four-year-old An Yi Anle was watching cartoons, An Yize was sitting on the sofa reading a book, and Su Jian was lying on his lap playing with his mobile phone.
Seeing a news that the sex ratio of China's population is seriously unbalanced and that there will be 30 million bachelors in a few years, Su Jian stabbed An Yize and pointed him to the news page: "Look how lucky you are!"
An Yize smiled: "Yes."
Su Jian was very satisfied with his answer, but suddenly became a little worried. She looked at the two sons who were playing beside her, and sighed: "Girls will become more and more expensive in the future, and daughters-in-law will become more and more difficult to marry."
An Yize followed his gaze: "Our children don't need to worry."
"The eldest son doesn't need to worry about it. Although Xiaoyi is only four years old now, his math has already exceeded the level of the third grade of elementary school. However," Su Jian was still worried, "Lele can't even count. Tongue knotted around 10, our youngest son is so stupid and cute, what should we do if we can't marry a wife in the future?"
After watching an episode of the cartoon, An Le happened to hear Su Jian's words, so she ran over and asked, "Mom, what is a daughter-in-law?"
Su Jian explained: "the person who will live with you in the future."
An Le is puzzled: "Don't my parents, my brothers and sisters live with me?"
"With a daughter-in-law, Lele will live with his daughter-in-law." After Su Jian explained, she suddenly wanted to tease her younger son, "Lele, look at you, you can't even count 15, and you can't count 15. There will be no daughter-in-law in the future!"
An Le asked, "Does that brother have one?"
Su Jian nodded: "Of course, my brother can count to a thousand."
An Le thought for a while, and said in a milky voice, "Then I'll borrow it from my brother's daughter-in-law in the future."
"..." Su Jian choked, "No, my daughter-in-law can't borrow it."
An Le was dumbfounded: "What should I do then?"
Su Jian was overjoyed by his stupid and cute expression, her face was tense, and she sighed: "Yes, my brother has a daughter-in-law, but Lele has no daughter-in-law, what should I do?"
An Le was a little scared, thought about it, and ran to An Yi: "Brother, will I be your daughter-in-law in the future?"
Su Jian was embarrassed: "Shouldn't it be normal to say 'you are my daughter-in-law'!"
An Yize sighed: "Jian Jian, there is something wrong with your focus."
An Yi is holding his brother's hand over there, nodding seriously: "Okay."
Su Jian: "..."
An Ran put away the finished picture, passed by the two younger brothers, and said lightly, "Stupid, the daughter-in-law must be a woman."
An Le blinked, looked at her sister, and then at Su Jian.
Then he ran to Su Jian: "Mom, can you be my daughter-in-law?"
Su Jian: "..." What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot!
An Yize said, "Lele, my mother is my father's daughter-in-law and can't be your daughter-in-law."
An Le looked at him eagerly: "I want to live with my mother in the future, can't my father divide my daughter-in-law in half?"
Su Jian's heart was embarrassed and warm, and she almost blurted out "Okay".
But President An's tone was firm: "No."
Seeing Xiao An Lexun wanting to cry, Su Jian hurriedly hugged him and coaxed: "Le Le is good, it doesn't matter if you don't count to 15, my mother will help you find a daughter-in-law in the future!"
An Le said: "I want my mother to be so beautiful!"
Who said his youngest son was stupid? Look what a vision this is! Su Jian nodded: "Okay."
An Le said again: "I want to be like my brother who can count to a thousand!"
Su Jian couldn't help laughing: "No problem."
An Le tilted her head and thought again: "I have to comb two pigtails like Huang Jingjing!"
"Okay!" Su Jian agreed subconsciously, and came back to her senses after a while, "Who is Huang Jingjing?"
An Yi replied obediently: "It's a girl from our kindergarten, sitting in front of my brother. My brother likes to pull her pigtails the most."
Su Jian immediately remembered her childhood. Back then, he also liked to pull the girl's pigtails at the front table. Because he liked her, he liked to tease people.
Indeed his own son! Su Jian hugged her youngest son and kissed her, turned to look at An Yize, and said with relief, "You know how to recruit girls at such a young age. It seems that we don't have to worry about our son's inability to find a wife!"
(two)
Su Jianwo was playing games with her mobile phone on the reclining chair on the terrace. When she turned around, she saw her daughter sitting on the sofa quietly reading a book and a pair of sons sitting on the carpet playing with toys. She suddenly felt very happy.
In order to make herself happier, Su Jian suddenly asked a question to the children.
"Hey, the three of you, do you love mom more or dad more?"
Seven-year-old daughter An Ran answered calmly in a tender voice: "I love them all."
The two five-year-old sons immediately followed their sister and said loudly, "I love them both!"
Although the answer was good, it still didn't achieve the effect Su Jian expected, so he induced another way: "Then, if, I mean, if father and mother divorced, who would you like to follow?"
The two little boys looked at each other. The youngest son Anle asked, "Mom, what is divorce?"
Su Jian explained: "It's just that father and mother split up. Who would you like to live with?"
An Le nodded understandingly.
Su Jian turned to look at her eldest daughter: "Of course, who would you like to be with?"
The daughter turned her head to look at him indifferently: "Mom, you are so boring."
Su Jian: "..."
Having hit a wall with her daughter, Su Jian turned to her son: "Xiaoyi, who would you like to be with?"
An Yi has a good expression: "Mom."
Su Jian raised her eyebrows and smiled: "Good!"
An Yi lowered his head and continued to play with the toys, burying the idea of "if Dad asks, say it's 'Dad'" in his heart.
Su Jian asked her younger son hopeful again, "Lele, how about you?"
"I... I..." An Le was dumbfounded, and suddenly cried out with a "wow".
An Yize pushed open the door and came in. Hearing the cry of the child, he immediately frowned: "What's wrong?"
An Ran said calmly, "Mom asked us just now if you and her divorced, who we would like to marry, but Lele cried because she couldn't answer."
An Yize turned to look at Su Jian. Su Jian hurriedly got up and took Anle into her arms.
"What's there to cry about?" Su Jian said depressedly, "Lele, you are a boy, how can you cry so much?"
When An Le heard this, she cried even more sadly.
On the side, An Yi stood up silently and stood in front of An Le, wiping his tears for him, and coaxing him in a milky voice: "Lele don't cry, let's let Uncle Li make egg tarts later."
An Yi nodded with tears in her eyes, but she didn't cry anymore.
Su Jian: "..."
The child's emotions come and go quickly. The younger son who was crying just now is already happily playing with toys with his twin brother.
However, Su Jian, who was hugged by An Yize and lay back on the deck chair on the terrace, suddenly wanted to cry.
"Jian Jian, do you want a divorce?" An Yize's voice was so low that the children inside would not hear it.
Su Jian smiled dryly: "How come? I just assumed it."
An Yize's expression was a little serious: "This kind of thing cannot be assumed casually, otherwise it will leave a shadow on the children."
Su Jian said, "Is it that serious?"
"Yes." An Yize answered firmly.
"Okay," Su Jian surrendered, "I will not remember this kind of joke in the future."
An Yize hugged him tightly in his arms.
"However," Su Jian suddenly thought of a question, "If we really get divorced, what would you do?"
An Yize frowned and said, "I'm not allowed to mention divorce."
"It's just an assumption." Su Jian was enthusiastic, "My opinion is that the child belongs to me, and you take the rest."
An Yize said, "You only want children?"
"Yeah, if you have children, you have everything?" Su Jian said, "Anyway, half of the children have your blood."
An Yize chuckled: "Okay, the child is yours, and the rest are yours."
Su Jian laughed: "President An is so generous?"
"As long as you don't forget to take me away when the time comes." An Yize smiled, "Jian Jian, I also belong to you."
(three)
In the study, An Yize was processing documents at the desk, while Su Jian read novels.
There was a knock on the door. After An Yize said "come in", An Yi walked towards him with the exercise book in his hand: "Dad, I can't do this problem, please tell me."
Su Jian was a little jealous, and said sourly: "Why don't you ask Dad to ask me as soon as you come in? I usually play with you!"
An Yi was a little overwhelmed, but An Yize sat beside Su Jian and handed Su Jian the exercise book his son gave him.
Su Jian looked down. Isn't it just an elementary school Olympiad question? After all, he also graduated from a famous university, so this kind of trivial problem is not a problem!
Su Jian said to her son, "Wait! I'll solve it for you right away!"
A minute passed.
Two minutes passed.
Five minutes later, Su Jian still couldn't solve the problem.
Su Jian raised her head dejectedly, fortunately, the eldest son was still obediently waiting for a look of trusting his mother, but An Yize, what's with the smile in your eyes
Su Jian glared at An Yize fiercely, and at this moment, the phone's SMS alert sounded.
An Yi ran to the side and brought his cell phone to him: "Mom, the cell phone is ringing."
Su Jian opened the text message, and saw that "An Yize" was displayed in the sender's place.
In the text message box, it is a simple reminder.
Su Jian glared at the prompt, and she paused, and immediately solved the problem.
After her son left, Su Jian looked at An Yize, and seeing the smile in An Yize's eyes, Su Jian couldn't help laughing.
At first, I wanted to defend myself, but suddenly I didn't want to say anything.
Su Jian hugged An Yize's neck, looked into his eyes, and kissed him on the mouth.
Although the Olympiad question incident ended sweetly, Su Jian really cares about her parental dignity in front of the children. Her daughter and eldest son are both top grade primary school bullies, so Su Jian had to find a sense of existence in front of the scumbag young son.
So when An Le was holding the tablet and playing the game seriously, Su Jian came up.
"Lele, how about my game with you?"
"Okay, okay, mom and I play together!"
Half an hour later, Su Jian's face was a little ugly.
It's just a math Olympiad problem, why even lose the game? That's all for the eldest son, why can the younger son also beat him
"Mom, you lost!" The happy voice of the younger son made Su Jian even more depressed.
"Well..." Su Jian smiled and touched Anle's little face.
An Le jumped into his arms: "Mom lost, so she has to be punished!"
Su Jian said helplessly: "Okay, what did you say you want to punish?"
An Le said: "Paint my mother not to move."
"Okay." Su Jian did not move.
An Le's little short hand hugged him, suddenly hugged his neck, and gave him a strong kiss on the face with a "chirp".
"Mom lost, so let me kiss!"
(Four)
One day, Su Jian received a call from An Ran's head teacher, asking him to go to school.
Su Jian was a little confused for a while. After all, the younger son's teacher has been looking for her more than once, but her daughter has always been concerned about learning her temperament. This is the first time that her daughter's teacher has been looking for her parents.
After learning what happened, Su Jian was even more confused.
The teacher said that An Ran beat someone.
When An Yize came back in the evening, Su Jian told him about it: "Today, Ranran's teacher called me and said that Ranran had hit someone. After I went to school, I learned that it was a boy who was bullying Lele, who happened to be bullying Lele. Ranran ran into it, and ran into action. After all, Ranran learned Sanda and Taekwondo well, so the other party was beaten by Ranran and cried. "
An Yize frowned.
Su Jian hurriedly excused her daughter: "It's the other party's fault first, so it's not surprising, and of course it's also for the sake of the younger brother. But then again, our princess looks cold and indifferent, so she is really kind to her younger brother."
An Yize asked, "However, she's in the room now? I'll go find her."
Su Jian hurriedly held him back: "don't go, I've already lost the other party's money and asked Ranran to apologize, so don't talk about her. I've criticized and educated her seriously."
Although the truth of the matter is that after Su Jian took her daughter out of school, she immediately praised her for "good job" and urged her "don't slap your face next time".
An Yize said: "I don't talk about her, I just want to see if she is injured."
Su Jian was stunned for a moment: "I thought you... You didn't educate Xiao Yi and Lele two days ago, saying that it's not good for men who can only do things, and boys can't just fight with people? "
An Yize said, "Of course it's a girl, so naturally it's different."
Su Jian laughed: "So, Uncle An, you have sexism. You see that women have a much higher status in your heart."
"Yeah." A smile appeared in An Yize's eyes.
"Like you."
-End of the show-