Xiao Yu hadn't stepped in here for a long time.
Xiao Yu, who pressed the doorbell with a fruit snack, was a little nervous for a moment. After the nervousness passed, he was almost overwhelmed by the sense of self-mockery that followed.
Obviously it's his home.
"Come in." Ms. Fang opened the door, took the things in his hand, and scolded, "What are you doing with so many things when you get home? I can't finish them all by myself."
"I saw it on the road and bought it."
Xiao Yu made a very polite excuse, but Ms. Fang didn't pursue it further.
After all, they are not real mother and son.
Ms. Fang was not polite to him, she didn't even serve a cup of tea, and took him directly to his father's study: "After your father left, no one used this place, I cleaned it up a little yesterday, and all the valuables have been sold Go, you can take these things as you like, if you want to find something, find it quickly, I have a tea party in the afternoon."
"Okay, it won't take long, I..."
Xiao Yu was still about to say something, but suddenly heard a bang, and turned around to see that the door had been closed by Ms. Fang who had left, so he had no choice but to give up.
Aside from being disappointed, Xiao Yu was a little thankful that Ms. Fang didn't express any doubts about the cylindrical fitness bag he was carrying.
Xiao Yu unzipped the zipper and secretly let the little guy out.
"Meow-"
"Hush!" Xiao Yu made a silent movement: "Auntie Fang doesn't like small animals, if you are found out, you will become a hot pot, you know?"
Mayfair closed her mouth aggrievedly.
Xiao Yu helplessly rubbed Fei'er's little head. Originally, he didn't want to bring Fei'er here. It was agreed at night, but before leaving, Fei'er was playing around with his pants, and Xiao Yu was afraid of delaying it. There was really no other way, so I had to take Mayfair with me.
Fortunately, there is a gym bag at home that was drawn by lottery during the company's annual meeting, otherwise Xiao Yu really couldn't find a suitable way to carry it for a while.
"Hey, I have business to do, you play on the side first."
Xiao Yu placed Fei'er next to him, took off his coat and rolled up his sleeves, and started to search the room like a carpet.
A week ago, Xiao Yu, who had become a human again, felt that the reason why he turned into a hamster should be just an accident, like God made a little joke while he was idle.
But after going through the series of events the day before yesterday, Xiao Yu didn't fall asleep all night, thinking about this issue again—
He came to the conclusion that he might not be human.
To be more precise, this conclusion kept Xiao Yu awake all night.
He, name Xiao Yu, male gender, age twenty-six, single marital status, race... unknown.
Working backwards from this sad and dumbfounding conclusion, Xiao Yu came to the proposition that the race of his parents may also be a problem.
After experiencing the back and forth transformation from hamster to human, Xiao Yu began to think about the philosophical question of "who am I" for the first time in his life, and soon surrendered to this difficult problem that spanned several centuries.
Then he called Ms. Fang with grief and indignation. Originally, he wanted to ask if the other party knew something, but since the situation of not being able to speak clearly when he saw Ms. Fang has not improved until now, Xiao Yu He had no choice but to implement the final plan directly and search for his parents' relics.
Although Xiao Yu himself felt that the probability of finding some clues was extremely low after such a long time, but in any case, it is better to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor than to do nothing.
This room was his father's study. Xiao Yu should have been here when he was a child, but it was too small at that time, and after his father's death, the room was locked and he never came again, so now he has no memory at all.
Regardless of whether it affects or not, find it first.
Xiao Yu acted according to the detective novels he had read. First, he took out the dusty books on the bookshelf, flipped through each one, but there was no letter; I drilled down to look at it, but found nothing except a spider web entangled in my head.
It can't be said that she got nothing, the only thing she got was that Fei Er watched Xiao Yu jumping up and down as if she was very happy, so she followed him to get under the bed.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing, you just finished taking a shower!"
Xiao Yu quickly reached out to hug the super impatient little white cat, who knew that Fei'er suddenly jumped to the side to avoid his claws, and then ran towards the door with unelegant steps.
At this time, the door was slowly pushed open.
"You've been up and down for two hours..."
Fei'er, who was dedicated to running outside, turned a blind eye to the obstacles in front of her. She gave full play to her tree-climbing skills during her wanderings, and grabbed Ms. Fang's clothes and climbed up her neck quickly.
"What the hell is this!"
Ms. Fang was suddenly attacked by a hairball that was so white that she couldn't see her face clearly, and subconsciously raised her hand and shook it hard.
Fei'er screamed and flew out. Fortunately, Xiao Yu, who had quick eyes and quick hands, caught her in his arms.
"What did you bring?" Ms. Fang, who was still in shock, squinted her eyes at Fei'er, and then asked with some uncertainty: "Why is it a white cat? Don't you use black cats for everything you do?"
Xiao Yu: "..."
He has only heard of black dogs, but he has never heard of black cats.
"Hurry up, don't make too much mess, it's hard to clean up." Ms. Fang closed the door and went out.
Xiao Yu: Wait, you misunderstood, I don't, I'm not, I don't know what a ritual is.
boom. never mind.
"What did I just say!" Xiao Yu tapped Fei'er's little head: "I told you to stay well, are you afraid?"
"Meow." Fei'er stared at Xiao Yu with cute big eyes, her cat face was full of innocence.
In terms of attainments in being cute and begging for mercy, she is even better than the height reached by the current master.
"Forget it, did you hurt from the fall?" Xiao Yu lightly rubbed Fei'er's left paw that had been curled up just now.
The little claws suddenly spread out and turned over, opening the plum blossom cushion, revealing a piece of emerald green.
"Eh?" Xiao Yu picked up what was on Mayfair's paw in surprise: "Isn't this the necklace that Aunt Fang always wears? Look at what you did..."
That's half the story.
Because Xiao Yu found that this pendant was a bit unusual.
The torn red rope was an ordinary red rope, but there was a valuable emerald pendant hanging on it.
Xiao Yu has been a designer for so many years, and he also has a little understanding of jadeite. He can't tell how old it is, but he can know that the material is not particularly expensive.
It's not a transparent material, and the green is not very straight, and some impurities can be seen faintly, it's just an ordinary jadeite pendant.
If you don't look at the scroll-like thing inside the pendant.
Xiao Yu held the pendant and rubbed it for a long time, he had never seen such a special necklace before.
Rather, he is a top designer who has seen all kinds of jewelry designs.
So he made a very brave decision—
He raised the pendant, hit the edge of the table, and slammed it down hard.
Accompanied by the crisp sound of jade shattering, a small scroll fell into Xiao Yu's palm.
With trembling hands, Xiao Yu carefully opened the scroll.
The scroll is only about the width of a thumb, but because it is rolled up, the total area is actually not small, and the words the size of sesame seeds made Xiao Yu's eyes hurt for a while.
[To my dear descendants: If you can see this scroll, it means that you have atavistic phenomenon, don’t conquer the world carelessly hahahaha—]
Xiao Yu: "..."
The word Ha lasts for five lines before the main text.
[—Hahaha, then I will tell you some precautions you need to know to conquer the world...]
Xiao Yu finished reading it patiently.
Then he put the torn paper in his arms, hugged Mayfair, and went out to say goodbye to Ms. Fang.
"Did you see my necklace? I didn't know where I put it just now." Ms. Fang was sweeping around with a broom.
While Xiao Yu said no, he quickened his steps.
"I won't see you off."
"No, no, thank you today."
…
Xiao Yu took out the beer that he bought two days ago as a drink to relieve his worries, but he hadn't touched it because of too many accidents, and then took out a measuring cylinder from the kitchen that he bought a long time ago but never used.
Start drinking fifty milliliters fifty milliliters, every ten milliliters for half an hour.
No rush at all.
After drinking about 250 milliliters, Xiao Yu felt a faint sense of heat converging on his head and tailbone. He waited for another half an hour, and suddenly ears appeared on the top of his head, and a tail also appeared on the tailbone. .
After about an hour and a half, Xiao Yu's ears and tail disappeared automatically.
Well, it's basically the same as what's written on this torn paper.
Xiao Yu wiped away his bitter tears, remembering his lost race.
This torn paper shows that his ancestors were indeed not human beings, and there is a certain probability that his descendants will experience atavism, so he used to be a human being, but he is no longer a human being.
The reason why it is called torn paper is that apart from the fact that the paper is indeed torn, another reason is that after reading all the precautions, Xiao Yu did not see anything that could be conquered except that he knew that his survival was much more difficult than before. The dependence of the world.
First of all, his hamster bloodline has a certain possibility to be activated after encountering life-threatening. In order to cure the disease of the original body, the soul will temporarily attach to the hamster body and cannot return. Before the body's injuries are all healed, there will be many special situations , what is currently known are: first, there is a very low probability of time-disordered time travel, once this happens, try not to do too many things that change the future, or you may be destroyed by humanity; second, memory confusion, including but not Limited to insanity, memory confusion, and Alzheimer's disease, you may forget that you were once a human being; third, you must get in close contact with the human body before the hamster itself dies, otherwise the soul will ascend to heaven and the human body will become a vegetable.
To sum up, the general meaning is that it is not an easy task to be reborn. Such a difficult thing has been completed to conquer the world or something.
Secondly, after he turns back into a human, the excited bloodline has these two characteristics. First, he grows ears under the influence of mild alcohol, and directly turns back into a hamster under the influence of heavy alcohol; Xiang operates two changes back to humans.
Yes, the key to his miraculous atavism is actually wine.
I simply don't know whether to say it's down-to-earth or low.
As for the specific amount, Xiao Yu has just tested it.
…probably the amount of drunk driving.
So Xiao Yu is now thinking about whether to buy a breathalyzer.