"Wait, what's being targeted, what's causing trouble, the last time I saw you was in the hospital..."
Xiao Yu was completely confused, he had no idea what Chu Ge was talking about, to be more precise, he didn't even know what the words Chu Ge said meant.
Interrogation, interrogation
Chu Ge recalled for a while, and then suddenly realized: "Oh, by the way, you seemed to be drunk and passed out at that time. If you think about it carefully, it should be last Saturday, the day before Qingming."
Xiao Yu took out his phone and clicked on the calendar. Today is the 20th. Monday is the second week of Yan Jin's reinstatement. On Monday last week, Xiao Yu was supposed to go to yl with Yan Jin to report, but in the end because of being a mysterious designer The time did not deal with the finishing work and was delayed.
As for last week—
"Hey, this is the day of my class reunion." Xiao Yu's eyes widened in surprise: "You came to my class reunion? Are you from F?"
"No, I'm... Yan Jin sent to pick you up." Chu Ge thought about it for a while. The whole picture of this matter is too complicated. He still can't confirm Xiao Yu's identity. First swallowed everything and pushed it all on Yan Jin: "You were already drunk when I arrived, and then I sent you to Yan Jin."
"Ah, so it was you who saved me!" Xiao Yu understood what had happened, and said with lingering fear: "Fortunately, you came in time, I lost consciousness after being given a glass of drugged wine by one of my seniors, if not You saved me and I don't know what will happen."
The recent peaceful days have relaxed Xiao Yu's nerves that had been tense since he transformed back into a human, as if he had returned to that carefree pet time, but even so, Lin Zhou's affairs still seemed A thorn pierced his heart like a thorn, and he panicked.
"Your senior..." Chu Ge paused, but did not continue.
Not to mention that this matter has not yet been concluded, he should not say too much to an outsider.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Yu asked.
"It's nothing. When I saw you, you were lying on the sofa, and I brought you out."
Chu Ge easily took the topic and ended the conversation.
Then, they suddenly fell into a scene where the two looked at each other speechlessly.
Chu Ge changed his sitting position uncomfortably, clutching the cell phone in his pocket, and kept thinking about what excuse he should find so that he could send messages to Yan Jin in a reasonable place.
The scene in front of him was too weird, and the few conversations just now not only did not dispel Chu Ge's doubts, but even made him have a very terrible guess, and then contacted the ring on this man's hand...
What is Yan Jin up to, at least let him know in advance.
Chu Ge complained in his heart, and inadvertently frowned.
"Then what—"
It was Xiao Yu who spoke first, and his tone was a bit awkward: "Then you don't know that I am Xiaoyu, do you?"
"I know your name." Chugo replied casually.
"It's not my name, it's Xiaoyu, Xiao, Yu, not Xiao Yu."
Chu Ge didn't react for a while, and he didn't react for a while.
He looked at Xiao Yu strangely, but the other party returned a slightly embarrassed and sincere look.
The two stared at each other for a few seconds, Xiao Yu had no choice but to emphasize "this fish is not that fish", but Chu Ge still didn't understand, his blank look was short of drawing three question marks on his forehead with a black pen.
"It's a homonym." Xiao Yu said.
"Huh?" Chu Ge was at a loss.
"It's a homonym..."
"Huh?" Chugo was confused.
"Ah, how do I explain it? It's me, it's me." Xiao Yu really had no choice but to suppress the shame in his heart and say what he wanted to say: "I am the hamster that Yan Jin raised. Well, you bought my cage for me."
Chugo's left hand, which had been gripping the phone tightly, let go, but he didn't take it out of his pocket.
Because he was too shocked, he couldn't even make any action other than "surprise".
The embarrassing and somewhat ridiculous silence lasted for thirty seconds, and was finally broken by a frightened "Fuck".
Maybe it was because the raised tone sounded a bit suspicious, Xiao Yu immediately explained: "I'm really a little fish, I'll turn back into a hamster after drinking alcohol, ah, but it will take at least an hour..."
"Don't, don't, don't." Chu Ge waved his hand, stopping Xiao Yu's movement to get the wine, and then stretched his hand back to press his temple.
It seems that he inhaled too much formalin, no, he started to hallucinate.
Chugo looked spoiled.
"At first, I also thought it was a little fantasy, but after accepting it, it will be fine. If I don't drink, I will be like an ordinary person." Xiao Yu said with a relaxed tone.
I can't accept it.
Ever since he met a hamster who can only type, Chu Ge's materialistic world view has been shaky, but now, he seems to see that all the cognitions in the past are moving away from him.
"Oh, it's all because Yan Jin didn't explain it clearly to you. I'm going to call him and scold him." Xiao Yu could understand Chu Ge's bewilderment, and blamed all of this on Yan Jin.
"No, no, wait, wait, wait."
Chu Ge stopped Xiao Yu's movement again. From his angle, he couldn't see Xiao Yu's screen at a glance, but he could see that Xiao Yu's finger had already pressed the call button. About to dial out.
And what would happen after that, Chugo was almost predictable.
In short, he must not be allowed to notify Yan Jin.
"I went on a trip two weeks ago." Chu Ge wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Yan Jin probably didn't want to disturb my good mood, so she didn't inform me about it."
"That's it, no wonder." Xiao Yu easily believed Chu Ge's words: "I just met Yan Jin, if you don't come over as a guest today, Yan Jin will probably tell you everything in a few days. is you."
"It's good to know earlier, too."
Chu Ge's eyes wandered and his consciousness was blurred, but he still instinctively wanted to say more: "Speaking of which, I seem to have asked you before if you could become a human, didn't you say you couldn't, could it be that something happened in the middle?" What is there that I don't know?"
"Haha, I didn't know I could change back. I had a car accident on March 5th. When I woke up, I turned into a hamster. What's interesting is that I found that time went backwards, and then..."
Xiao Yu roughly summed up his experience for Chu Ge. He didn't spend much time with Chu Ge, unlike Yan Jin who needed to spend a whole night recalling the past and explaining his situation to Chu Ge clearly. It only takes ten minutes.
"… I see."
It wasn't until Chu Ge heard the past events that he personally participated in that he finally believed in Xiao Yu's "true identity", and reluctantly accepted a little bit of Xiao Yu's transformation principle.
— Instead of swinging back and forth between "the young man in front of me is crazy" and "I'm crazy".
"It's basically like this. I don't really understand the specifics. Yan Jin said that he has already figured it out, but it has something to do with... advanced algebra and time theory. You can ask him."
Chu Ge smiled wryly. Although he had high scores in medical physics and advanced mathematics in college, he didn't want to learn more about such unscientific things.
"Hey, I was really embarrassed about that time in the hospital." Chu Ge coughed embarrassingly: "I was quite emotional at the time, and if I listened to your explanation, I wouldn't be like this."
Although Xiao Yu didn't directly say how hard it was before meeting Yan Jin, Chu Ge can probably imagine it.
Different from the arrogant Nan family on the surface, the typical feature of the Yan family's work is to stab their knives in secret, killing without blood, and they especially like to play the scene of killing with a knife.
It's good now, it's almost a catastrophe if you make a wrong choice.
If Yan Jin directly mentioned this matter to Chu Ge, Chu Ge would probably have to laugh three times before helping to think about how to make it up.
"It's okay, it's over, and I know you didn't mean it." Xiao Yu didn't hold any grudges about the previous incident, but he paused and emphasized: "The main thing is to blame Yan Jin, I will scold him for you .”
Feeling that he was going to be unlucky, Chu Ge began to think about the possibility of traveling abroad for two weeks now.
After talking, Chu Ge was not restrained at the beginning, but instead he dared not say more things.
There is no way, he just came out of the interrogation room full of dead bodies, and his body and mind have not yet been liberated from that dark world. Now at first glance, he sees Xiao Yu who is surrounded by positive energy and has a smirk on his face. In a trance, he also realized how well this guy was protected by Yan Jin.
Like, so similar, isn't this the hamster that is not suffering in the world
Being able to turn living people into pets, Yan Jin is also a talent.
Finally let go of his vigilance, Chu Ge, who was not worried that Xiao Yu would poison the tea, took a sip from the teacup, and then discovered in horror that this cup of tea was Yan Jin's treasured tea, which could not be bought in the market at all. When he drank this kind of tea, he still helped Yan Jin negotiate a business with a few islands in the underground store, and was rewarded by President Yan Da and took it to fill the venue.
Seeing that Chu Ge didn't move after taking a sip, Xiao Yu thought that the other party disliked the taste of the tea, so he quickly apologized: "Sorry, I also think the taste of this tea is weird, but Yan Jin is not here, I don't know if there is still tea at home. What other teas are there?"
"No, it's pretty good." Chu Ge looked at Xiao Yu complicatedly, and then drank the teacup in one gulp: "I think it's pretty good, what brand is it?"
"It's not written on it. It's just an ordinary brand. If you like it, you can take some with you. It's such a big bag that you can drink it for a year."
Chugo sneered.
What a big bag, Yan Jin used to give him by gram.
The slightly bitter fragrance turns into a thick sour taste in the mouth.
I've seen people who forget their friends because of their sex, but I've never seen someone so shameless.
Chu Ge, who was sad and angry in his heart, looked at the pigeon egg in Xiao Yu's hand with a sour face, and asked what he said, but it didn't sound right: "So he bought it for you too?"
Xiao Yu was a little shy, subconsciously pulled his hands back, and said softly.
"Then you guys plan to get married?" Chu Ge almost bit his tongue when he said the last two words.
"Well, don't you think we are all men..." Xiao Yu lowered his head, looking extremely pitiful.
"No, I know Yan Jin likes men."
"Huh? Well, that would be great."
Xiao Yu's heart was relieved by Chu Ge's words, and his voice became more confident.
"Actually, I also think we are a little too fast, ah, don't you think it's not good, after all, we are both men, and..." Xiao Yu, who was shy, soon fell into a state of rambling non-stop.
Chu Ge's eyes became more and more complicated. For a moment, he didn't even know whether he should complain about Yan Jin, who would harm such a cute little guy, or whether Yan Jin would even let go of the pets he once raised. The level of shamelessness has broken through The lower limit of human-animal play.
To put it more abstractly, Chu Ge's current mental state is actually the emotional collapse of a single dog who was inadvertently shown a face of affection.
Then for a moment, Chu Ge vaguely felt that the main reason why Yan Jin forgot to tell him such an important matter was that apart from the objective factors that he had not been able to get in touch with during this period of time, the main reason was Well, it's probably because the newly-married CEO of Yaner Furong Tennuan only cares about flirting with his little boyfriend, forgetting all about other people and other things.
hehe. …
That night, Yan Jin received a letter before leaving the company.
The kind that comes in an envelope with a stamp on it.
Receiving a letter in this era dominated by the Internet is really incomprehensible, but seeing a cute hamster portrait drawn on the envelope, President Yan Da opened it with dignity.
Sincerely,
To the bastards who see sex oblivious friends:
I'm traveling abroad, bye.
Yan Jin:? ?