Xiao Yu didn't understand what the hell President Yan Da was trying to do, so he looked at him warily.
He was dug out of the hut early in the morning and stuffed into the car, forcing him to have a medical examination all morning, not to mention, now that he finally returned home, he still made the desk like this like a convulsion.
Simply.
"Xiaoyu, you must listen to what I'm going to say next." Yan Jin's face was sad, and his words were sincere: "Your weight is far beyond the standard, and if you don't lose weight, your life may be in danger."
Xiao Yu looked at Yan Jin indifferently, as if looking at a mentally handicapped person.
I have never heard of pets being in danger of life because they are too fat. Aren’t cats and dogs also cuter if they are fatter
Besides, he is not fat at all, okay? Look at his small waist, he is called mellow, do you understand mellow
However, Xiao Yu was not allowed to argue, Yan Jin's attitude was extremely firm.
"So, before your weight returns to less than 50 grams, cancel all suppers, halve your daily meals, and exercise at least 20 minutes a day."
"squeak?!"
Xiao Yu screamed in disbelief, then looked at Yan Jin's cold and handsome face with his wet little eyes, and acted pitifully.
Yan Jin turned her head away without saying a word.
Well, the tricks are useless, it is estimated that Yan Jin came for real this time.
During lunch time, Xiao Yu really found that there was much less food in the food box than before, so he had to eat half of it aggrievedly and kept the half in his cheek pouch.
There are policies at the top and countermeasures at the bottom. Yan Jin insists on reducing his food, but he can't help it. In the past, the food in the food box was packed once a day, and he usually couldn't finish it. On the second day, Yan Jin would dump the original food and put new ones in.
Now, he plans to eat it all every time, and hide the excess in his cheek pouch. At night, when Yan Jin finds that his food box is empty, he will still add food to him. If the accumulation is like this, it should still be about the same. too much.
Don't underestimate the ability of hamsters to stockpile food.
Xiao Yu's little abacus was clattering, but what he didn't expect was that Yan Jin had already guessed his little trick.
When Xiao Yu was doing the checkup this morning, Yan Jin was not idle either. He learned some guidelines about hamster breeding from the pet doctor, one of which was that hamsters have cheek pouches that can store food and can carry a lot of food. Food must be cleaned frequently, otherwise it may cause inflammation and other diseases.
After Yan Jin heard about this miraculous event, she immediately thought of it. The clever little fish will adopt the strategy of storing food in advance when they find that their food is running low.
So, President Yanda watched Xiao Yu eat up all the food with cold eyes, and half an hour later reached out and knocked on the hamster cage twice.
Feeling that he was not full, Xiao Yu looked back and saw Yan Jin stretching out his hands outside the cage.
This should be regarded as something like a silent agreement between them. Every time Yan Jin wanted to take him out of the cage, he would first knock on the "door" and then reach out his hand to signal.
Xiao Yu didn't doubt that he was there, and quickly came down from the second floor, put his two front paws on the open cage door, kicked his back paws, and the whole mouse turned out of the cage, and landed lightly in Yan Jin's palm.
Yan Jin looked at Xiao Yu, who was lying on his back in the palm of his hand, clasped his limbs together and tried to be cute, with complicated eyes.
With a light flick of her slender fingers, Xiao Yu turned over. Then, before Xiao Yu knew what was going on, Yan Jin quickly pinched Xiao Yu's bulging cheeks.
Squeak! !
Xiao Yu wanted to scream, but he couldn't make a sound. Yan Jin made a ruthless hand this time, pinching two fingers firmly and accurately on his cheek pouch, forcing Xiao Yu to open his mouth.
clack clatter—
Xiao Yu spat out a large amount of melon seeds, nuts and dried fruits, and all of them fell into Yan Jin's palm.
When Yan Jin saw that the number was about the same, she slowly let go of her hand.
After a while, Xiao Yu, who came to his senses, opened his mouth and bit Yan Jin's thumb fiercely.
Yan Jin didn't move, and let Xiao Yu bite like this. He used his other hand to smooth the gray hair on Xiao Yu's high back along the direction of its growth.
Not knowing whether it was Yan Jin's comforting effect, or the stimulation of the strong fishy smell in his mouth, Xiao Yu calmed down slowly.
He Qi Qiran let go of his mouth, and the fur all over his body softened.
Two spots of scarlet flowed down the horizontal stripes on the thumb and dripped onto the ground.
"Zhizhi..." Xiao Yu stared at the two bloodstains, not daring to look back at Yan Jin's face.
Although he often bit Yan Jin before, this was the first time he really bit Yan Jin.
Xiao Yu felt extremely uncomfortable. He felt that he shouldn't bite Yan Jin, and he felt that he was right.
As much as he regretted that he made a big mistake on the spur of the moment, he blamed Yan Jin for pinching his face inexplicably.
There is still a weird feeling on both sides of the cheek, which is not painful.
"Little fish, you can't hide food in your cheek pouches from now on, do you understand?" Yan Jin seemed to have not noticed that she was injured at all: "It's hot, it will cause inflammation."
Xiao Yu yelled a few times in dissatisfaction.
"Squeak—" If the food hadn't been withheld, he wouldn't have hidden his cheek pouches!
Yan Jin could hear the degree of grievance of her own hamster from this changed cry.
There was no other way, Yan Jin had no choice but to explain to him patiently, as if coaxing a child: "You are too heavy, obesity will cause hyperlipidemia, and other items in your physical examination report today are barely normal, but you are seriously overweight. Both blood sugar and blood lipids are already relatively high, and the doctor said that if it is higher, it can be considered hyperlipidemia."
Yan Jin didn't know why he had to explain so much to a hamster, maybe because his intuition told him that Xiaoyu was different from other hamsters, and he could understand what he said.
After these explanations, Xiao Yu was like a punctured ball, and he lost his breath all of a sudden.
He squeaked pitifully at Yan Jin twice, then stretched out his little tongue to lick Yan Jin's injured thumb, but Yan Jin grabbed him.
"Don't lick it, have you forgotten how uncomfortable it is to have diarrhea after eating the wrong thing?"
Xiao Yu was lifted by the neck and placed on the table, but his eyes were still fixed on Yan Jin's fingers and he refused to move away.
Yan Jin rubbed Xiao Yu's little head with her good hand as a comfort, and then said nonchalantly: "It's okay, it doesn't hurt, just put a bandage on it, I was vaccinated only after being caught by a cat three months ago , and it is still within the validity period.”
For some reason, Xiao Yu didn't feel comforted at all, but felt even more guilty.
The dejected little hamster also has something cute. Yan Jin picked up her phone and took a few pictures of it. After editing, "I accidentally bit the owner, I'm sad.jpg" and sent it to Space and Moments, gaining another wave of crazy points Thumbs up.
Yan Jin's QQ and WeChat have small accounts, except for adding a few very familiar friends, others are some interesting people he met by accident, most of them don't know his identity, and he posts all day long It's some self-made emoticons of pet photos, I just thought he was an ordinary small animal lover.
His Wechat name was originally Fluffy Lovers, but now it has been changed to Gray Fluffy Lovers, and his QQ name has also been changed. It seems that he is a shit-shoveling officer who only knows to serve his ancestors.
Unlike the big size who pays attention to words and proportions no matter what they post, when Yan Jin is wearing a small vest, the content she posts is all according to her heart, so this time, after Yan Jin sent it as usual, she immediately realized He was careless - he forgot to block a very, very troublesome person.
What a mess, five phone calls in a row while he was looking for a Band-Aid.
Yan Jin deliberated for five seconds between answering the phone or blacklisting it, and finally pressed the answer button resignedly.
"Hey?"
"Hey, why don't you call me when you're bitten? Call me when you have time to post on Moments? I also have a temper, okay?"
"You didn't have surgery today?"
"There will be later, why do you ask this, want to change the subject?"
"… what a pity."
People may not understand such a vague sentence, but who is Chu Ge? He is a friend who has been tricked by Yan Jin for more than 20 years. When Yan Jin said this, his teeth itch.
It must be a pity that Yan Jin, the bastard, didn't delete the post in time.
"I'll come over right away, you have to deal with it yourself, first..."
"I'll wait for you to come over." Yan Jin immediately picked up the phone.
This guy Chu Ge is usually not hypocritical, but when it comes to the treatment of wounds, he is as if he has been injected with chicken blood. He can chatter for twenty minutes. Yan Jin can guarantee that if he doesn't hang up the phone in time, he will Time to boil the towels.
There was no traffic jam at this time, and Chu Ge came very quickly.
After treating Yan Jin's wound, he held Xiao Yu in his arms and said earnestly, "Little fish, listen carefully, this guy's hand is worth hundreds of millions, you must never bite it in the future, you know?"
Xiao Yu nodded guiltily, but it's a pity that Chu Ge, who was having fun with himself, didn't notice.
"If you want to bite in the future, just bite on the face and disfigure him. Let's see if he dares to go out to attract bees and butterflies."
Xiao Yu was a little confused, why did this sound so wrong
"Have you had enough trouble? Don't teach my little fish badly." Yan Jin snatched Xiao Yu, smoothed it a few times, and put it next to the running wheel on the coffee table.
"Hey, run away."
Xiao Yu obediently ran up, and the living room was suddenly filled with the sound of running wheels.
Chu Ge, who was watching from the side, was amazed: "You really understand, you are good enough, I have only heard of dog training, but I didn't expect to be able to train hamsters."
"Little fish is very smart, don't spoil it."
"Hey, hey, how did I spoil him, how can I say that he is Xiaoyu's godfather?" Chu Ge said dissatisfiedly, "Its ipad is still contributed by me."
"I didn't give you any money?" Yan Jin said quietly.
Chugo fell silent for a moment.
Xiao Yu ran the wheel obediently, ignoring the gods fighting at all.
After a while, Chu Ge spoke again: "By the way, do you have anything to tell me?"
Yan Jin snorted coldly: "What are you talking about, my fiancee is still your ex-girlfriend?"
Xiao Yu's limbs went limp, and he almost fell off the running wheel. Yan Jin, who had been paying attention, immediately pulled him into his arms and smoothed his hair: "Don't be afraid, you won't be proficient at running for the first time, just practice more."
"Oh, you know you still—" Chu Ge turned cold, "You can't bully a friend's wife, don't you know."