Reborn into a Hamster for 233 Days

Chapter 54: It's all the fault of the game

Views:

After the holiday, Yan Jin went to work as usual.

There are quite a few people suffering from vacation syndrome during this long vacation. However, for the employees of yl, no matter whether they have adjusted or not, they must cheer up.

After all, the fall show is just around the corner. The venue is already being remodeled, and the specific schedule has not yet been released, but it will only happen in these two days.

As soon as Yan Jin returned to the company, she fell into a busy work and never left the computer all day, only during the lunch break could she breathe a sigh of relief.

In the morning, he contacted the fish and the hamster. The other party said that the entry draft is about to be completed, but the conditions need to be changed. If he can grab the booth, the booth can be changed for free, and he wants one million for the drawing.

Yan Jin agreed without even thinking about it. One million yuan for a booth plus a blueprint is nothing at all, if it really works.

At noon, Yan Jin drank coffee and wandered around the small space for a while, and accidentally clicked on a post that had been forwarded hundreds of times.

The title of the post is, what do pets do when their owners are not at home

The answers below were all kinds of strange, some said sleeping, some said stealing food, some said waiting for the owner to come back, and several said sabotage.

The answers with the highest number of likes are so funny that they break through the sky.

I went on a trip during a vacation. I only went for one day because I was worried about the cat ancestors at home. I was worried along the way, and I didn’t have a good time playing. I bought a lot of cat food and toys on the way home, thinking about going back to the cat. A surprise, who knew that when I got home, the surprise didn't come true, but the shock was full.

In just one day, that cat, who was always noble and glamorous, dismantled the newly bought leather sofa at home!

When the owner came home, he saw that the neatly arranged room was gone, and what he saw was the overwhelming down, which dyed the place white.

The furious owner wanted to find out the cat and beat him up, but he searched the whole house but couldn't find the ancestor of his cat. This is good, all the questioning and anger are thrown away, leaving only the burning anxiety. I asked the neighbors, but to no avail, and went to the police station. They said in silence that they could only help find people but not cats. Later, at the suggestion of a friend, I posted a cat hunting notice for the entire community.

Finally, the unfortunate owner returned home in a daze, and when he was sitting on the down feathers all over the floor wiping tears, he heard a meow near his hand.

It turned out that the cat, who was tired from playing, found a place and lay down to sleep, without any sense of guilt for causing trouble. Due to the fur color, the cat blends in harmoniously with the environment, which is really invisible at first glance.

In the end, the matter ended with the owner holding the cat ancestor in his arms and kissing again and again.

What, you ask about the sofa

As the old saying goes, if the old does not go, the new will not come.

Yan Jin liked the answer, and then continued to read.

Most of the answers were about the cats and dogs at home. It's not that Yan Jin doesn't like it, but it's just that there's something wrong with it.

I looked down and found one that wrote about hamsters.

[Anonymous on the 233rd floor]

Here is a pure animal lover. During this time, I raised a hamster and two big white rabbits. The main energy is on the hamster. I have raised several before but failed to survive. This one is surprisingly tenacious in vitality and is usually very obedient. I spent 120 cents on taking care of it. Since the breed is a pudding hamster, this one The goods are called puddings.

image.jpg.

Some time ago, I found that my pudding intake dropped sharply, and the food in the food box did not decrease for several days. The extra melon seeds and walnuts were always offered. I can’t eat more of these things, so I don’t give much, for sure. I can't get enough.

It lasted for about a week, and I felt that something was wrong, so I took it to the clinic for investigation, but found nothing wrong. The doctor asked me to change the type of grain, and I changed it, but it still didn't work.

In the next few days, I kept watching the pudding, and I didn't find anything wrong with the pudding, but I just didn't eat. So this aroused my curiosity. After I fell asleep that night, I put the phone next to the cage and turned on the camera mode.

After getting up the next day, I finally knew the reason why the pudding didn't eat. It turned out that there was a circular opening on the side of the cage that connected to the bathroom, with a radius of about two centimeters. Since this cage was bought early, and my one-and-a-half-year-old hamster was too old to go into the bathroom, I opened the bathroom opening. After growing up and putting it in the cage, this interface will be invalidated directly, and it will be blocked with a baffle. Who knows, it's the opening, which seems to be fine, but it's actually loose.

I watched Pudding remove the baffle in a familiar way at 2:30 in the morning, and poked his head out.

As I said before, I also raised two big white rabbits. Yes, the rabbit cage is right next to the hamster cage. It is the kind of iron railing. There is a big gap, and it is difficult for Pudding to get all the way in. It will get stuck, but it's okay to poke your head.

I think everyone guessed it next, that's right, the position of pudding is exactly the position of the big white rabbit's food box, pudding ate a large leaf of green vegetables and a large piece of carrot, and went back to sleep after eating enough.

No wonder I don't eat during the day, and I'm already full at night.

This answer also received a lot of likes. After Yan Jin clicked a like, she suddenly felt that this situation was somewhat similar to Xiao Yu's.

Although Chu Ge said it was vacation syndrome, but the matter is not conclusive, Xiao Yu's loss of appetite is real.

His family didn't have two big white rabbits, not even toffee. Usually, if he wants to cook, he buys fresh ingredients, and there are only tomatoes in the refrigerator.

He counted them before going out in the morning, and none of them were missing.

The possibility of stealing food can basically be ruled out, but this answer did give Yan Jin a new way of thinking.

He has been paying attention to Xiao Yu for the past two days, but he didn't notice any unusual behavior. Could the problem be...

What about after he fell asleep

The more Yan Jin thought about it, the more likely it was, and quickly brewed a plan in his mind.

Xiao Yu, who still didn't know that he was going to be unlucky, was very troubled, because he encountered bad teammates in the last two rounds of qualifying, either hanging on the dog or dropping out of the team, causing him to kneel three times in a row.

Inhale and exhale, inhale and exhale.

After calming down, Xiao Yu was about to open it again, but he heard movement outside the door.

Yan Jin is back.

Xiao Yu hurriedly closed the game and uninstalled it. Before closing the ipad, he took a look at the time.

Oh my god, it's already nine o'clock in the evening, I really lost my head from playing games.

Usually, he would turn off the game around five o'clock in the afternoon. After all, the game of pesticides cannot be paused once it starts. He can only hang up the phone. Xiao Yu, who hates the dog that hangs up, doesn't want to try his own tricks.

That night, Yan Jin behaved normally, played with Xiao Yu for a while, gave Xiao Yu half a melon seed, and said good night normally.

It doesn't look like something big is brewing.

Xiao Yu, who didn't receive the slightest signal of crisis, didn't give Yan Jin any attention, and was only thinking about his game.

As long as he can win one more game, he will be able to advance to a higher rank, and he will be back tomorrow, and he will definitely not be able to play games like this without distraction.

In the middle of the night, Xiao Yu was lying in the hut, tossing and turning but unable to fall asleep.

Just one more win...

It's two o'clock in the morning.

Xiao Yu ran out of the hut, grabbed the cage and observed for a while, and made sure that Yan Jin was fast asleep.

The ipad was placed in the living room by Yan Jin to charge it, but it didn't bother him.

First, open the cage, which he has practiced well, just be careful not to make too much noise, and then walk from the table to the floor via the small ladder.

These few days Yan Jin didn't turn on the air conditioner, so she didn't close the bedroom door when she was sleeping. In this way, Xiao Yu successfully came to the bedroom.

The ipad is lying on the coffee table, and getting on the coffee table requires some technology.

Xiao Yu grabbed the lower edge of the sofa and climbed up. He got on the sofa first, then took a few steps back, took a run-up, and jumped!

Spread your limbs in the air, like a parachute to increase your force-bearing area.

Paji.

The landing was successful, and he successfully landed on the coffee table.

Xiao Yu turned on the ipad with excitement, and then guiltily glanced in the direction of the bedroom.

Nothing happened.

It's two o'clock in the morning, and we only play one round, at most half an hour, Yan Jin will never find out.

Xiao Yu thought about it, downloaded the game, and clicked on it.

Choose people, let's start.

The start went very smoothly. Xiao Yu chose a counter-control assistant to fill the position on the fifth floor. The damage is not high but he is sticky. I quickly pushed the opposite tower, but it was a pity that I didn't get the first blood.

After the tower was dismantled, the shooter returned to the wild area to fight red. Xiao Yu returned to the city first with low blood. He nestled in the grass and looked at the small map, planning to go on the road for a while to support a wave.

Unexpectedly, at this time, the shooter who was popular in the jungle was caught by the opponent's jungler, and he handed in three skills and flashes in a row, but failed to escape.

Xiao Yu immediately canceled the return trip, but it was too late by the time he rushed over. There was still a lot of wild blood. Seeing that his remaining blood was coming, he wanted to have a 1v2. just run.

first

blood.

At this time, the jungler and the middle lane rushed over, but failed to stop the opposing jungler, and was turned red by the opponent.

Xiao Yu healed his blood silently in the spring, when he saw a message appear on the public screen.

[Sagittarius: What do you mean by assisting? I'm dead and I'm going to zoom in, right?]

Xiao Yu almost vomited blood on the screen.

His big move is to release the control. The shooter was killed, but not charged. If he flashed and didn't run away, is he to blame

Who knew, before Xiao Yu could get angry, Sagittarius sent another message.

[Shooter: What kind of teammate? I don’t even know how to support. Let’s shoot six points.]

At this time, exactly six minutes into the process, a vote of surrender appeared on the screen.

Xiao Yu clutched his chest and depressedly pressed down to refuse.

Except for one vote from the shooter, the other four voted to reject.

[Mage: Sorry for being late.]

[Mage: Hold on, we can win.]

It was rare to meet such soft-spoken people in the game, and Xiao Yu's mood improved a bit, so he continued to fight. The bottom tower has been pushed, and the opponent wanted to start a team after cutting the shooter in the jungle, but failed.

Xiao Yu saw the opponent's jungler on the top road, and hurried to the top road to support, the mage in the middle road was also running on the top road, who knew that during the time when they were fighting on the top road, the shooter ran to the middle road to demolish the tower alone, and was ambushed by the opponent in the grass The mage set of skills is taken away.

On the road, the two sides of the group got a kill. There was no mage on the opposite side, and there was no shooter here. The combat power was fairly evenly matched.

However, the shooter in the middle was single-killed, and the mage on the opposite side took the opportunity to push a tower in the middle.

Then, there was another news on the public screen.

[(Public) Shooter: Speed push from the opposite side, come and send from the middle.]

Xiao Yu's anger immediately flared up.

[Auxiliary: Are you sick? If you don't hit you hang up, we can win, and report it when you go out.]

[Sagittarius: Hehehe, you are so amazing.]

After fighting for about twenty minutes, both sides reached a dead end. Xiao Yu called up the record table, and the current kills are 28 to 33, but the shooter's record is 1-7-3.

Xiao Yu gritted his teeth and said nothing.

Another team fight, the opposing jungler wanted to cut the shooter, but Xiao Yu rescued him with a healer, and he even took the opponent's jungler's head.

[Shooter: zz support will really steal the head.]

[Auxiliary: What do you mean I will steal your head? Don't you look at your record?]

[Shooter: Hehe, didn't you snatch all 6 heads from me?]

Xiao Yu was furious. His record was 6-3-21, and his shooter's record was 1-8-4. So he still has the face to say that he is head-grabbing

Xiao Yu, who was swallowed by anger, took advantage of the time of death to scold the shooter on the public screen.

Xiao Yu, who was completely immersed in the game, did not hear the footsteps behind him at all.

The glowing screen of the ipad stands out like a lighthouse in the sea in the dark night where even the stars are hidden.

[Sagittarius: **You**, you think you are great, so go out and fight one-on-one, and teach you how to be a human being.]

[Assist: You still teach me at your level, hehehe.]

[Shooter: ****]

Xiao Yu became more and more courageous as he fought, and when he was thinking that even if he lost this round, he couldn't let the shooter go, his eyes suddenly lit up.

However, the resurrection is still counting down.

It is not the screen that is dimmed by death, but the lamp, the living room lamp, that lights up.

Someone turned on the light.