Li Feng is a reporter for a small magazine. The magazine is not big, so he has to do a lot of trivial things. You ask, why, because he is the best to bully. At best, he has a good temper, and at worst, he is meek and honest!
Despite his majestic and masculine name, he is actually a very comfortable man who spends all his time thinking about living at home when he gets rich. He doesn’t have much ambition, nor is he the kind of man who is very good at making money, nor is he the kind of man who can talk cleverly to please girls. Therefore, after working for several years, he still doesn’t even have a girlfriend, not even a girl. I haven’t even held my little hand yet!
He didn't worry, he just held his precious computer and tinkered there all day long. He once told his colleagues that as long as he was given a computer connected to the Internet, a small room, and some necessary daily necessities, He can never go out for the rest of his life. Look, this is all home.
What happened.
But reality often doesn't help him. The more he wants to stay at home, but the nature of his job requires him to run around. As a young reporter, even if he is a reporter for an unknown food magazine, he is still a reporter, and he still has to go out. Running.
One day, he made an appointment with a farm girl who knew how to cook traditional food. He wanted to interview her, and by the way, he could use the food steps to explain the daily tofu cube magazine article.
Who knows that the sky can bring unexpected events, and people can have misfortunes and misfortunes. Just when he was riding his old little battery on the road, a typhoon came. Even though he knew that there was a typhoon today, the stingy bald boss still forced him to give in. He came out for an interview and said, "It's still early for the typhoon. It won't arrive so early. The weather forecast said it will be late at night. What a mess. Believing in the weather forecast is more unbelievable than believing in a train rear-end collision."
Then, he told the bald boss that he didn't believe the weather forecast, and it wouldn't be too late to do the interview after the typhoon tomorrow. But what else did the old bald man say? Believe it or not, I believe it anyway, so he and he were dismissed with just one sentence. Several other colleagues went out for interviews!
What he said was that he believed in nothing but the weather forecast. Not only was the typhoon coming, but it was also raining. How could there be rain without thunder and lightning? So, just when he was trying to find a roadside eaves to take shelter from the rain, the roar of thunder had already exploded in his ears, and before he had time to react, dazzling lightning struck him. He could even smell the smell of burning meat on his body. It was the smell of his own flesh being burnt. As soon as he felt the pain, he suddenly felt that he had lost consciousness and was completely unaware of his life.
Li Feng woke up from the pain. He was still thankful in his heart that he was still alive after being hit by such a big lightning. It seemed like he should buy a lottery ticket when he went back. Maybe he would win 18,000 yuan. Damn, I'll just sit back and wait to die. Oh, that's wrong. I should be enjoying the life of a top-notch homebody.
The myriad of thoughts in his mind only lasted a moment, but it was always the pain in his body that kept him from thinking, ah, why does it hurt so much, where does it hurt? Hmm, it seems to be the stomach and... uh, chrysanthemum... It's not an operation. Why is there no anesthesia? Or the anesthesia has passed. MD This is too painful. Which hospital is like this? Irresponsible, before the anesthesia was completed, he did something in the patient's stomach, as if the intestines were turned upside down... twisted...
He tried hard to open his heavy eyelids, but his eyes were blurred by sweat and he couldn't see anything clearly. He only heard someone beside him shouting happily, "Wake up, wake up, God bless, he finally woke up..." The various surprises and cries of joy confused him. He no longer had a family, and he had been alone for a long time. After coming out of the orphanage, his relationship with his colleagues was mediocre, and he had no close friends. Who was there? Cry, cry for him
Before I could figure it out, I felt someone squeezing my stomach hard, saying, "Harder, harder, harder, you can already see your head... Hurry up... harder..." ..."
The constant urging made him exert force unconsciously. Although he didn't know what was going on, he instinctively felt that if he didn't exert force, he would be the one who suffered. He felt that the overwhelming pain in his stomach came back again. It was wet, and the anus was even more so. It felt like incontinence. He instinctively felt bad. He gritted his teeth and exerted force, and felt something slipping out of the anus. Then his body relaxed, and his spirit also relaxed. He also Without understanding what was going on, the person fainted again!
Therefore, I was very lucky that I didn't hear the baby's "wow" cry, otherwise he might not have simply fainted, but he might have wanted to die again...