Hammy is a two-year-old male husky.
He has a docile personality and is very active, but he has inherited the destructive desire and nervousness in his bones. His favorite thing is to sneak into the toilet and bite the toilet paper in the toilet.
Teng Fengyu had obviously told Yu Linfei about these problems, so Yu Linfei went to close the toilet door of his own house. Although Wen Cheng's behavior of not using cat litter made him very helpless, on the whole, Hami did not give him any bring any particular trouble.
The above is what Yu Linfei thought before returning home.
But the moment he opened the door... The first reaction was... Has his house been robbed.
There were all kinds of things scattered on the ground, the drawers were also turned over in a mess, and there were even a few small footprints on the sofa. When Yu Linfei saw the shape of the footprints with a dark face, he shouted angrily: "Little black !!!”
A few seconds later, a familiar meowing sound came from the bedroom, and Yu Linfei walked into his bedroom with a sullen face.
Well, compared to the tragic situation in the living room, the bedroom is a little better... Except for the pillows and quilts that were thrown to the ground, the things in the drawers were not turned out.
But, who will tell him what is going on in front of him
I saw Wen Cheng actually climbed on top of the high cabinet in his house, all the hair on his body was messed up, and his mouth was still mowing miserably, while Hami was looking at Wen Cheng on the cabinet. Cheng, that innocent look made Yu Linfei really don't know what to say...
"What happened to the two of you?" Yu Linfei asked weakly, leaning on the door frame, "Xiao Hei, did you piss Hami off?"
"Meow!" Wen Cheng almost jumped out of the cabinet after hearing Yu Linfei's words. He gave Hami a vicious look, wishing he could bite this stupid dog to death, how dare he do this to himself! ! How dare you do this to yourself! !
"...What's the matter." Yu Linfei sighed: "Xiaohei... Be good, get down from the cabinet first, brother will follow you."
"Meow." Hmph, who asked you to pick it up, you were not there when you were needed, and now there is a wool for it! Wen Cheng glanced at Hami, and felt that Yu Linfei was probably safe when he came back. This stupid dog would never dare to treat himself like that again!
After being mentally prepared, Wen Cheng cautiously climbed down from the tall cabinet.
But it turns out... he was too naive.
At the moment when he landed, Hami rushed to Wen Cheng's side with a single stride, pressing him under him... Then he started happily... wiggling his body.
"..." Yu Linfei.
"..." Wen Cheng.
"Meow!!" Yu Linfei's dazedness was interrupted by the shrill cat meowing. He looked at the oppressed Wen Cheng who was powerless to fight back, and hurriedly rescued Wen Cheng from Hami's body.
This stupid dog! ! He was actually in love with him! ! How dare you flirt with him! ! Ahhh, how dare you treat him like this in front of Yu Linfei! And Yu Linfei, an idiot, didn't come to save him, so hateful... Wen Cheng was completely blown away.
Yu Linfei's expression was complicated.
He glanced at Wen Cheng, who kept meowing and meowing in his hands, and then at Hammy, who was still innocent... For a moment, he didn't know how to react.
If he didn't have hallucinations just now... Did he see Hammy in heat with his cat? Also attempted molestation... Teng Fengyu... How on earth did you raise this magical dog.
"Ow." Staring innocently, Hami didn't understand the pain of Wen Cheng and Yu Linfei at all.
"...Xiao Hei..." Casting his eyes on Wen Cheng, who was frantically frying in his arms, Yu Linfei comforted: "...It's okay... This shows that you are very attractive."
Big sister! Yu Linfei! Chop up this stupid dog for me! Wen Cheng didn't care whether Yu Linfei could understand him or not, he just kept meowing. The neat hair on his body was messed up because of Hami, and he could still feel the stupid dog sticker on his skin. up the temperature! Ahhh how hateful! ! He was almost molested by a dog! If you don't explain it to him, Yu Linfei won't want to be good! !
"..." Yu Linfei had a headache, although he was very distressed for his cat, and also had serious resistance to what Hami did... But what could he do? Compromising with a husky who doesn't know anything...
After thinking for a long time, Yu Linfei finally thought of a way to avenge Wen Cheng. He sat on the messy sofa in his house and said to Wen Cheng in a calm tone, "I'll let Teng Fengyu castrate Hami, okay..."
"..." Wen Cheng, what the fuck, isn't this method too cruel
"..." Hammy, hey, this human smile is really good-looking, um, he must be a good person...
Then, Teng Fengyu, who was far away in the UK, received an international call. The number displayed on his mobile phone was... Yu Linfei.
"Hello? What's the matter with Yu Linfei?" While eating breakfast, Teng Fengyu was obviously concerned about his stupid dog: "Is it okay for my Hami to stay at your house?"
"It's okay." Yu Linfei gave Wen Cheng goosebumps with gentle eyes: "I have something to tell you."
"What?" Teng Fengyu took a mouthful of milk, but before he could drink the mouthful of milk, when he heard Yu Linfei's next sentence, he spit it out with a puff: "What? Yu Linfei, what did you say? ?"
"I said." Yu Linfei's attitude was very good: "I decided to castrate your Hammy tomorrow."
"Hey!!!" Teng Fengyu became anxious when he heard it: "Are you crazy!! I'm still waiting for my son to hold my grandson for me, you actually want to castrate him!!"
"Your dog is in heat." Yu Linfei continued to speak calmly.
"Then?" Teng Fengyu didn't believe that Yu Linfei would go to castrate his dog for no reason.
"Then, he got on my cat." Yu Linfei couldn't help laughing when he said this.
"..." Teng Fengyu was silent for a long time before he said in a weak voice, "Is your cat a female?"
"Dude." Yu Linfei coughed dryly, then glanced at Wen Cheng, who was still in a state of frizz.
"Nima." Inexplicably relieved, Teng Fengyu's voice became confident: "It's all male, so what's there to be afraid of? Oh, it's just like gun friends communicating with each other... Yu Linfei, you can't be so stingy. what."
"Oh." Yu Linfei asked Teng Fengyu calmly: "You are implying that when you come back from the UK, it doesn't matter if I force you? Anyway, we are all gun buddies..."
"... Yu Linfei, do you have to care about a dog?" Teng Fengyu sounded guilty.
"Then you have to come up with a solution. My little black has suffered so much." Yu Linfei said this without any psychological burden, as if he had completely forgotten about Wen Cheng's bullying of Hami...
"...Well, next time your father forces you to go on a blind date, I'll help you." Teng Fengyu compromised.
"Deal." Yu Linfei answered very succinctly, but carefully glanced at his cat's unhappy face, and decided to say a few more words: "But next time I won't help you raise a dog, fortunately I came back early today, If I come back late..."
"If you come back late, I'll tell Hami to marry your precious cat!" Teng Fengyu became angry.
"...You want to marry me, but don't marry me." whispering softly, Yu Linfei hung up the phone.
"Meow." Wen Cheng's face was very bad, of course he knew that Hami would not be castrated, Yu Linfei, this hateful liar! He's going to scratch his face! Bite off his fingers! Meow meow meow!
"...Xiao Hei." Yu Linfei said seriously: "Do you really want to castrate Hami? If you really want to, just call twice, my brother will help you to take him personally..."
Looking at Yu Linfei's smiling face, Hami shivered inexplicably...
"..." Although the stupid dog did such an outrageous thing to him, it seems quite inhuman to be castrated like this... Wen Cheng looked at Hammy, who was still innocent... Decided... to endure it.
"I knew that my little black was the kindest." Yu Linfei concealed the slyness in his eyes, smoothed out Wen Cheng's messy hair that was pressed by Hami, and continued to comfort: "Today, my brother brought back something delicious. , I'll make it for Xiao Hei at night, Xiao Hei is the best~"
"..." Do you think the so-called delicious food can buy me? You are so naive human! Wen Cheng said coldly in his heart, and then started licking Yu Linfei's fingers happily, "Oh, what is it? Is it canned or chicken liver or something else? Give me more salt and don't put cat food, meow~ ＞▽ "Don't act like a spoiled brat... I'll tidy up the house first." Yu Linfei sighed helplessly, then put Wen Cheng on the sofa and touched his hairy head: "Xiao Hei, don't run around."
"Hami, Xiao Hei is a male cat, not a dog... not a female..." Yu Linfei persuaded Hami earnestly after he put down Wen Cheng: "When Teng Fengyu comes back, I will let him find you a beautiful bitch. ."
"Wow." Hammy stared at his watery eyes, as if telling Yu Linfei that he understood.
"Okay." Patting Hami's head, Yu Linfei said, "I'll clean up the house first... You stay obediently, don't mess with Xiao Hei."
"...Ouch." Hammy still looked innocent.
Yu Linfei nodded in satisfaction and walked to the toilet.
But the moment he stepped into the toilet, he heard a miserable cat meowing again, and when he turned around stiffly... All he saw was Hammy, who was swaying happily on the sofa...
As for Wen Cheng, he had long been pressed under him.
"Hami... I really can't save you this time... Xiao Hei will definitely support your castration." Yu Linfei murmured in pain.