But can you change from a cat to a human just by thinking about it? Facts have proved that things are not so simple.
Yu Linfei watched with a black line on his face.
"What's the situation?" Yu Linfei looked at Jia Miao for a long time, and the result was that he fell on the sofa like a worm, helpless: "You don't know how to become a human, right?"
Yu Linfei, you are so smart... woo woo woo, suddenly turning into a human body is the most annoying thing, Wen Cheng sadly buried his head in the sofa cushion.
"..." Yu Linfei didn't know what to say. He sat beside him and touched Wen Cheng's back, and after a while, he sighed slightly: "If you don't want to change, forget it..."
"Meow." It's not that I don't want to change, it's that I don't. How can you be like this, you don't believe me at all! ! snort! ! Hearing Yu Linfei's words, Wen Cheng became angrier the more he thought about it, he turned around and yelled at Yu Linfei directly.
"Yo, it's scolded." Looking at Wen Cheng's appearance of barking his hair up, although Yu Linfei didn't know what Wen Cheng was talking about, he knew that he had annoyed his cat. , hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, let's keep the same? My little ancestor, you can change whenever you want, as long as you don't use the ashtray to greet me again."
Wen Cheng sucked his nose, now satisfied.
"Alas." Sighing again, Yu Linfei handed Wen Cheng's favorite ball of wool to him and said, "I'll make breakfast first, you play first."
Wen Cheng pushed the ball of wool away and raised his head high, looking like who would play with such a childish thing.
Yu Linfei didn't say anything, turned around and walked directly into the kitchen... Anyway, he also knew how arrogant his cat was. Did you tick it back again
Breakfast is relatively simple. Since Wen Cheng arrived at Yu Linfei's house, the probability of Yu Linfei's cooking has skyrocketed, and the amount of food stored at home has also broken through to zero.
Putting Wen Cheng's food on the plate, Yu Linfei poured himself a glass of milk, then sat at the table and waited for Wen Cheng to come directly.
Sure enough, he was the most active only when he was eating. As soon as he smelled the aroma of the food, Wen Cheng, who was playing with wool balls, finally woke up, and once again slapped his good friend and now his bad enemy, Yarn Tuan. , and then twisted his little butt and ran to Yu Linfei's feet.
Feeling the strength of Wen Cheng pulling his trousers with his claws, a smile appeared on the corner of Yu Linfei's mouth, he carried Wen Cheng from the ground to the dining table, and then put the plate with his food in front of him.
"Meow." Why are there no chicken livers, why are there so many cat food, Wen Cheng widened his watery golden eyes and looked at Yu Linfei accusingly after seeing the composition of the food clearly.
"If the cat eats too much chicken liver, the internal organs will be affected, and cat food is very good for the cat's nutritional balance." After taking a bite of the bread, Yu Linfei held the milk cup in his hand: "If you eat chicken liver again, you will become a pig cat. already."
No, I want to eat meat, I don't want to eat this cat food, I just want to roll around on the table and act like a baby.
"It's useless to act like a spoiled child." Yu Linfei's smile was very gentle, but what he said was something that made Wen Cheng even more sad and angry: "Hey, you said how nice you would be if you wanted to eat chicken liver, want to eat chicken liver. Drink milk, drink milk, and unlimited supply of yogurt and shredded squid~"
Wen Yan, Wen Cheng angrily pushed away the dinner plate in front of him, and stared at Yu Linfei with hatred, this bastard, he knew to threaten him, woo woo woo, he just doesn't want to eat cat food... woo woo... want to eat chicken liver, want to eat Drink milk! ! This bastard, Yu Linfei, knows how to abuse him! !
"Oh, there are so many delicious foods." Yu Linfei slowly ate his own bread, he pulled out a napkin and wiped the corner of his mouth, then smiled: "Unfortunately you can't even eat it. "
Ah, Yu Linfei, you really did it on purpose! ! Intentionally woohoo! ! ! He's going to catch him, he's going to bite him, he's going to rub his hair against this bastard! !
He was so excited that Wen Cheng rushed directly towards Yu Linfei. He slammed into Yu Linfei's arms and was about to pat Yu Linfei's face with his fleshy paws when he heard a muffled groan.
What's wrong, Wen Cheng looked at Yu Linfei who suddenly became smaller in front of him in surprise. He didn't realize what happened for a while, and waited a few seconds before it happened... It turned out that it wasn't Yu Linfei who became smaller, but he... became bigger.
Yu Linfei didn't take Wen Cheng, who rushed towards him angrily, in his eyes at first. Also, a two-month-old little cat, how strong can it be
But when a body that could never be said to be light suddenly overwhelmed him, Yu Linfei groaned involuntarily... His chest hurt so much.
Of course, what attracts Yu Linfei's attention the most right now is not the very painful chest he was hit, but... the naked man with black cat ears and tail in front of him, with tears in his eyes... a cat-eared boy.
"It hurts so much, my head hurts." Wen Cheng, who bumped into Yu Linfei's arms, couldn't say he felt better. He had used up all his strength for the action just now, and Wen Cheng's pained tears filled his eyes at once.
"You stupid." Yu Linfei really didn't know what to say. At first, he thought he could see his cat transformed into a human, but he was disappointed when his kitten went, but he didn't give up hope. At that time, his cat star gave him another surprise...
"It's all your fault!!" The young man's voice was still a little green, Wen Cheng waved his fist directly at Yu Linfei: "If you hadn't provoked me, would I have hit you, if I didn't hit you, my head would have hurt so much What! It's all you bastard."
"Okay, okay, it's all my fault." Yu Linfei's expression was definitely strange, he looked at the naked boy writhing in his arms...for a moment he didn't know how to react.
"You, I've become a human, you want to get me something to eat." Wen Cheng looked at Yu Linfei's complicated eyes, and for some reason he was suddenly a little scared, he looked at Yu Linfei carefully, considering his own words: "I can't break my promise. … or you’re not a good person…”
"= =" Yu Linfei said that he has never been a good person... But he didn't try to scare Wen Cheng anymore, but carried him to the bedroom.
"What are you doing?" Yu Linfei picked him up easily, and walked into the ambiguous bedroom, Wen Cheng stared at himself, and his voice became a bit sharp: "Don't be a hooligan!! I will catch you. face!!"
"Heh." With a low laugh, Yu Linfei looked at the fair and slender body of the young man, his smile was definitely helpless: "Don't worry, I won't take advantage of the cat's danger."
With those words in his mouth, Yu Linfei put Wen Cheng on the bed, then turned around and rummaged in the closet. After a while, he dug out a pair of overalls.
"...Why do you want bibs? I don't wear them." Wen Cheng was dissatisfied. He obviously had so many clothes, why did he give him such a childish style
"Do you have more than 180?" Yu Linfei didn't mind Wen Cheng's refusal either, he looked at Wen Cheng's body wrapped in the sheets with a half-smile, "I'm afraid my clothes would be too big for you to wear. ?"
"I..." Wen Cheng opened his mouth and wanted to refute him at 1.8 meters, but before Hua could say it, he found out that he is not the same as he used to be... let alone 1.75 meters, Wencheng should steal if he is 1.75 meters. Have fun.
"Wear it." Yu Linfei was still teasing the nervous cat: "Or do you like to look naked?"
"Humph." Angrily, he pulled over Yu Linfei's clothes on the bed. Wen Cheng got into the bed and started to put on clothes. Taking advantage of Wen Cheng's efforts to get dressed, Yu Linfei began to seriously think about his current situation. .
If the boy in front of him is not his hallucination... then the truth is... his cat has become a human. Although he once had such absurd thoughts, when this idea suddenly came to fruition, Yu Linfei felt a touch of uncontrollable panic in his joy. That's right, if someone's pet suddenly turned into a human being , who can accept it with a smile, without a trace of doubt or fear
But what could this man in front of him do to him? Yu Linfei's eyes were filled with deep emotions. He looked at Wen Cheng's body arched under the quilt, and the corners of his mouth finally turned up slightly. That's all, it's useless to think so much now. Besides, compared to Miss Tianluo, the sight in front of him is completely useless. The kitty boy is so much better...
At least, this gender is kinda in line with his taste, isn't it
After finally putting on the suit Yu Linfei gave, Wen Cheng, whose hair had become unkempt, slowly got out of the bed. He rubbed his itchy nose with his hands, and then looked at the man who was standing beside him. Unfathomable Yu Linfei.
"Look, what to look at, look at it again..." Wen Cheng didn't know what to do next.
"Eat me if you look at it again?" Yu Linfei smiled and helped Wen Cheng to say the rest, he looked at the boy who looked unusually lively in his overalls, and said softly, "Xiao Hei, if you didn't realize it, you owe me an explanation. Is it?"
"What explanation?" Wen Cheng looked innocent.
"About why you became a human being, how to become a human being, and why did you hit me on the head with an ashtray after becoming a human...why is there not you in the video...etc." Yu Linfei's tone was very light, and the words he said were The content made Wen Cheng immediately start to sweat.
"I... I..." Wen Cheng didn't know how to explain it. How could he explain things to Yu Linfei that he couldn't figure out himself
"It's okay, you don't have to worry, you can speak slowly." Showing very good patience, Yu Linfei sat directly next to Wen Cheng, he touched Wen Cheng's unkempt hair, and smiled: "You have All day to explain... my question just now."