"Actually, I'm a cat demon." The boy in overalls sitting on the bed had a serious face. He moved his fluffy cat ears and swallowed: "This is a very long story..."
"Crack." Yu Linfei took a bite of the freshly washed apple and said vaguely, "Continue."
"It's a long story." Wen Cheng scratched his head with his hand: "Since it's so long... I'm too lazy to tell... "
"I have a lot of time." Yu Linfei raised his wrist and glanced at his watch, then smiled at Wen Cheng: "You can speak slowly."
"..." Wen Cheng's fluffy ears drooped down, looking unusually depressed.
Well, he couldn't help but feel depressed, how could he explain to Yu Linfei that he could become a cat, something he didn't understand... I explained it to Yu Linfei... Would he believe it
"Why, what's the secret?" Seeing Wen Cheng's slightly moving cat ears, Yu Lin Feijue felt like a paw was scratching in his heart, and he wanted to stretch out his hand and rub his cat's head vigorously. .
"I, I..." Wen Cheng murmured while staring at the floor: "Actually this is the case... My father told me that our family is an old demon in the mountains, but I will encounter a catastrophe recently. If I am not safe If I survive that catastrophe, I will turn from a cat demon into an ordinary cat. Oops, this is not good. I hurriedly asked my dad, and my dad said that I had to find a destined person, and only stay with the destined person. Only by my side can really help me resolve the catastrophe.”
Such a bloody plot, it is estimated that only Wen Cheng, whose brain circuit is as strange as the author, can come up with it.
After hearing Wen Cheng's story, Yu Linfei was silent for a moment before slowly saying, "And then? How did you become He Yi's cat?"
"Then." Wen Cheng coughed dryly: "Then I found my destined person, but when I resolved the catastrophe, I met an old Montenegrin demon, who was seriously injured by him, and was attached to my soul out of my body. On a black cat, and then I became He Yi's cat, and finally I was taken home and raised by you, um, meow, that's it..."
"This is really a long story." Yu Linfei chuckled softly: "Xiao Hei, do you know?"
"Know what?" Wen Cheng looked at Yu Linfei innocently.
"When people are lying, their eyes will involuntarily look upward to the right, and they will stare hard at other people's eyes, trying to use their eyes to tell others that you are telling the truth." Yu Linfei took another bite of the red apple, and his voice was not in a hurry. Not slow: "My dear little black, do you want to repeat what you said just now?"
"..." Wen Cheng suddenly burst into tears.
"It's actually possible to become a human." After holding it for a long time, Yu Linfei stretched out his sinful hand towards Wen Cheng and pinched Wen Cheng's slightly shaking cat ears, the fluffy touch made Yu Linfei feel Involuntarily increased the strength of the hand...
"Don't pinch!" Wen Cheng trembled the moment Yu Linfei pinched his ear, he opened Yu Linfei's hand and hurriedly protected his sensitive ears: "Why are you like this, just pinching other people's ears Ahhhh!!"
Yu Linfei took his hand back with a calm expression, and then coughed dryly.
"Okay, I won't investigate how you got here." Yu Linfei couldn't help laughing when he saw Wen Cheng's nervous appearance.
"Really?" Wen Cheng's eyes shone brightly.
"But." Yu Linfei changed the conversation: "Anyway, explain to me why you hit me with an ashtray that day."
"..." Wen Cheng's ears that had just stood up drooped down again.
"Why, you're not even willing to say this?" He threw the leftover apple cores into the trash can, Yu Linfei took out a few pieces of paper and wiped his hands: "This is me, if I meet someone else , I have already dealt with you as a monster."
"I..." Wen Cheng frowned in confusion, still didn't know how to speak, did he tell Yu Linfei that in order to protect his chrysanthemum, he raised his weapon...
Yu Linfei just looked at Wen Cheng like this, and picked up the second apple in his hand.
"It's not that you are trying to do something to me!" Seeing Yu Linfei's incomparably laid-back look, Wen Cheng decided to break the jar: "If it wasn't because you wanted to bully me, I would have smashed you with an ashtray. head!"
"Bullying you?" Hearing Wen Cheng's confession, Yu Linfei's expression instantly distorted.
"That's right." Wen Cheng said with a crackle: "After I became a human, I was pushed onto the bed inexplicably by you. If I hadn't smashed your head with an ashtray, I would have been in the hospital that day! "
"...Really?" Yu Linfei's face was very ugly.
"Really." Wen Cheng nodded obediently, then stretched out three fingers: "I swear!"
"..." Looking at Wen Cheng hesitantly, Yu Linfei tried hard to remember what happened that day, but apart from a strange scent, he had no impression of what happened that day, let alone Wen Cheng. He was so beastly in his mouth.
"I didn't lie to you." Wen Cheng shook his tail sticking out from the seam of his trousers, his black eyes open, trying to tell Yu Linfei how sincere he was.
"Okay." Yu Linfei began to bite his apple again: "You said you were a cat demon, do you know any magic?"
"Spell?" Wen Cheng felt guilty in an instant: "That... I'm still young, I'll get to when I grow up."
"Oh?" Yu Linfei looked at Wen Cheng with increasingly suspicious eyes: "You said you still have a father? Is he also a cat demon?"
Oh my father, I'm sorry son... Wen Cheng wiped blood and tears in his heart, but pretended to be calm on the surface: "Yes, my father is also a cat demon, he is very powerful."
"Very powerful?" Yu Linfei raised his eyebrows: "How powerful?"
"... = =" Wen Cheng suddenly felt that Yu Linfei could be so wordy.
"My little Hei is a cat demon." Kacha biting the apple, Yu Linfei smiled brightly: "And the father of a cat demon."
"That's right." Wen Cheng's voice became less and less confident.
"I believe it." Yu Linfei said three words.
"Really?" Countless little stars appeared in Wen Cheng's eyes instantly, and he knew that Yu Linfei would definitely not go into it, meow~
"Unless I'm stupid." Yu Linfei coldly interrupted Wen Cheng's joy...
"..." Wen Cheng_(:з)∠)_, Yu Linfei, you are too much, 嘤嘤.
"If you were a cat demon, would Meng Baiqing throw cold water on you, get a fever and finally spit up milk?" Yu Linfei didn't nibble on his apple, he stood up and looked at Wen Cheng condescendingly, giving Wen Cheng a deep sense of oppression: "If you are a cat Demon, will Qin Xin throw it out of the window and get all the fleas all over?"
"..." Wen Cheng looked at Yu Linfei speechlessly, he didn't know what to say.
"If you are a cat demon." Yu Linfei showed his white and neat teeth, and Wen Cheng gave a deep cold war when he saw it: "The cat demon under that day must have been fooled to death by himself."
"...Yu Linfei, you are going too far." Wen Cheng burst into tears, thankfully he made up such a bloody story, but Yu Linfei didn't believe it, why! ! It was clear that Yu Linfei believed that a cat could become a human, but he still didn't believe that he was a cat demon! !
"Then what do you think?" Yu Linfei exposed his lies mercilessly, and Wen Cheng decided to lie: "I was a cat when I was conscious anyway, and I don't know why I became a human, and you are not. If you want me to tell you, but you don’t believe it, you are a menopausal woman so hard to serve…”
"..." Yu Linfei held his forehead, he really didn't know what to say to his little black, he was obviously hiding it from himself, but now he has become him again...
"But then again, Yu Linfei, what about your promise." Of course Wen Cheng didn't forget his ultimate goal of becoming a human.
"What promise?" Yu Linfei was stunned.
"The promised chicken liver, the promised yogurt, and the promised shredded squid!!" Wen Cheng sucked in his own saliva.
"...I really doubt it." Seeing Wen Cheng's greedy appearance, Yu Linfei smiled helplessly: "Xiao Hei, even if I have kept you for so long, someone else can eat a pack of shredded squid. Did you cheat?"
"How is that possible!" Wen Cheng excitedly said, "You underestimate me too much!"
"Oh?" Yu Linfei's eyes were full of disbelief.
"At least two packs!" Wen Cheng stretched out two fingers with incomparable pride on his face.
"..." Well, in fact, I shouldn't have asked you this question from the beginning, Yu Linfei silently spurned himself in his heart.
"I want to eat, I don't want cat food!! It's unpalatable!" Wen Cheng stood barefoot on the floor, instructing his Yu Linfei to serve him: "Servant, go get me something delicious. !"
"... What?" Yu Linfei naturally didn't miss a word: "What do you call me?"
"Huh?" Moving his ears, Wen Cheng pretended to be confused: "What do you call you?"
"What did you call me just now?" Yu Linfei asked again patiently.
"... I call you Yu Linfei." Wen Cheng decided not to admit it...
"Oh?" Yu Linfei smiled brightly: "Are you sure? Don't make me feel bad. If I'm in a bad mood, my favorite thing to do is to throw out all the food in the house."
"..." Wen Cheng choked up: "I'll call you master."
"Good." He reached out and touched Wen Cheng's fluffy ears. Yu Linfei smiled like an old fox who stole a chicken. He said to Wen Cheng, "Brother will cook you something delicious."
"Hmm~" Hearing that he had delicious ears, Wen Cheng healed his scar instantly and forgot the pain: "Hurry up and make me something delicious, hurry up, hurry up."
"... Sigh." With a sigh, Yu Linfei walked to the living room and brought Wen Cheng a pair of slippers: "Put on your shoes first, it won't be cold if you step on the ground with bare feet."
"Okay." Wen Cheng put on slippers with his feet, but his eyes kept floating towards the dining table: "I want to eat a lot of things."
"Okay, eat as much as you want." Yu Linfei smiled helplessly and shook his head: "I said Xiao Hei, I think you were reborn from starvation in your last life."