When Zheng Pingqing went downstairs, all the classmates had already received the red envelopes that his father gave him. When they saw him appear, a group of people looked at him with tears in their eyes.
Zheng Pingqing felt an inexplicable pressure, subconsciously put his hands on his chest, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Dong Mingen took the lead in rushing up and pinching his shoulders: "Boss, I have decided to follow you forever in this life and never leave!"
Lou Xingguang pinched the other side for him: "Boss, if you have something to do in the future, just tell us, don't be polite."
Zhou Daota looked left and right, but couldn't find a place to start, so he could only say dryly: "Boss, pay attention to your feet, don't fall, do you need me to support you?"
Zheng Pingqing was silent, how could he receive such an unscrupulous little brother
However, it turns out that his native younger brothers are not bad, and the ones who got started later really have no lower limit.
Guo Dangli and Li Gao looked at Zheng Pingqing earnestly, Guo Dangli gave Li Gao a look, and Li Gao spoke regularly: "Second Dad, do you think Second Grandpa still needs a grandson?"
Guo Dangli added: "There is a high school degree, and there is a high probability of getting a college degree."
"Come on." Lou Xingguang cast a contemptuous look at him, "You can go to college at most with your grades."
After Lou Xingguang pulled his classmates, he looked at Zheng Pingqing eagerly: "But I'm different, I think I can go to an undergraduate degree, boss, do you still need your father..."
Zheng Pingqing ruthlessly refused: "No need."
Lou Xingguang didn't give up and continued to work hard: "What about you, do you need to..."
Guo Dangli smiled proudly when he saw it: "Hehe, fortunately, I have already recognized this second father."
Zheng Pingqing: "..."
Zheng Pingqing said indifferently, "Believe it or not, I will expel all of you from the family today."
Guo Dangli: "... Dad think twice."
Zheng Pingqing rolled his eyes at them: "How much red envelope did my father give you?" Money really corrodes people!
Lou Xingguang showed a silly smile: "It's more than the red envelopes given by all my relatives combined."
Dong Mingen glanced at Xu Yao: "Enough for me to buy a year's gift for Ayao."
Xu Yao's strength refused: "No need, no need."
Zheng Pingqing managed to disperse this group of people with no lower limit, so everyone held red envelopes and shouted "Go!" and rushed to the various amusement areas.
Zheng Pingqing was about to find Lin Qian when he saw Xu Yao slowly rubbing against him, and coughed lightly, "Well, I have something to tell you."
Zheng Ping raised his eyebrows lightly, "What advice does brother-in-law have?"
Xu Yao touched the thick red envelope in her hand and said hesitantly, "I didn't know your family was so rich before, but now I know..."
Zheng Pingqing said silently: "...No one else will say it. If my brother-in-law wants to be my father's grandson, I'd still like to give you a face and help you find out."
Xu Yao went crazy: "I didn't say that!"
Zheng Pingqing held back a smile: "Then what do you want to say?"
Xu Yao snorted: "It's nothing, I just hope you won't be promiscuous, but don't give up on Aqian..."
Zheng Ping patted him on the shoulder: "Brother-in-law, do you know what my wish in this life is?"
Xu Yao didn't know why he suddenly started to make a wish, and even raised it to the height of his life, but still asked: "What is it?"
"It's Lin Qian, don't give up on me." Zheng Pingqing's eyes were far-reaching, "The good man is willing to be a vegetarian for the rest of his life, and he will never give up on me."
Xu Yao: "...Can you pretend that I didn't speak just now?"
"No." Zheng Pingqing made it clear that he was going to torture him, and as he wrapped his arms around his shoulders, he was about to start thinking about the future, when he saw Lin Qian coming over with a plate of sashimi, he said, "Zheng Pingqing, this tuna is delicious. , you try a piece..."
Zheng Pingqing turned his head and opened his mouth "Ah-" directly.
Xu Yao, who was unable to move by his shoulders: "..."
No, good comrade, what about the promise of being a vegetarian for the rest of your life
And when you feed, can you be concerned about the mood of the people next to you
The answer is obviously no.
Lin Qian held a fork and fed Zheng Pingqing a piece, then looked at Xu Yao: "Ayao, would you like to try it? It's delicious."
Although Xu Yao refused in his heart, his nature still made him open his mouth uncontrollably: "Ah—"
Lin Qian gave an "uh" and said, "I mean, you can go to the buffet area over there to get it yourself."
Xu Yao: "..."
Xu Yao ran away with tears in her eyes.
Zheng Pingqing pressed his knuckles with a "squeak": "What was your brother-in-law trying to do just now?" He actually tried to let Lin Qian feed him? Is this what he is entitled to
Lin Qian glared at him: "Don't bully him."
Zheng Ping lightly wrinkled his nose, noncommittal, and turned to him again: "Ah—"
Lin Qian reluctantly poked another piece of sashimi at him, and said, "By the way, I made an appointment for Ke Muzi's time. He happened to be free today, so I asked him to come with him. He should be there later."
Zheng Ping Qing nodded, and after a while, he suddenly stood up straight: "Wait, I'm going to delete the porn on the computer."
…
On the other side, Xu Yao was eating sashimi sadly, when she saw Dong Mingen mysteriously rushing over, dragged him and left: "Ayao, walk around and avenge me."
Xu Yao watched the sashimi get further and further away from her, struggling to say, "let me go, my sashimi - what are you doing?"
"Help me get revenge!" Dong Mingen dragged him into an open room and saw that there were two open computers in the room.
Xu Yao glanced at it and felt that the picture on the computer screen was a little familiar.
"Damn." Dong Mingen said angrily, "I finally took advantage of my free time to play a game yesterday, and was killed by someone who didn't have long eyes. A lot of equipment was exploded. I asked him to pk today, Ayao, Aren't you a master? Come, show him some color, and avenge your buddy!"
Xu Yao: "..."
He finally remembered why this scene looked familiar. Isn't this the culprit that almost triggered the century war between Lin Qian's small group and Zheng Pingqing's small group
Back then, when this large-scale online game was just launched, the two of them were still in a state of incompatibility. Xu Yao, who was playing online games for the first time, met Dong Mingen in the game. Abandoned the account, just as Shao Sijia came back from the summer vacation, and heard about it, so he went out in person and used Xu Yao's account to kill Dong Mingen back to the newbie village.
Not only that, Shao Sijia also set up a gang in the game, and brought the members of the gang to kill Dong Mingen's gang until it was dissolved.
However, when Shao Sijia did these things, he used Xu Yao's account, so although Xu Yao never logged into this account since then, this account left a legend in Dong Ming'en's heart. .
In Dong Ming'en's eyes, Xu Yao was a peerless master who single-handedly took his head from the crowd, the leader of one of the most bandit gangs in the early game, and a game boss who did his part.
As everyone knows, the "game boss" has long since forgotten this past, and at this time, he was suddenly cued, and the whole person was stunned.
"Ayao come, show this fool what high-end operations are." Dong Mingen pressed Xu Yao's shoulders and asked him to sit in front of the computer, not forgetting to squeeze his shoulders flatteringly, "Hum, I even called a group of friends to watch , you must let him die tragically in public and let him know that I am not easy to bully!"
Xu Yao was silent, Xu Yao shivered.
Xu Yao said righteously: "I think it is still important to be harmonious in life."
Dong Mingen: "I know, I will kill him later and talk to him about peace conditions. It will be as expensive as possible."
Xu Yao: "...Actually, I haven't played games for a long time."
"I know, it's for learning." Dong Mingen continued to loosen his muscles and bones, and was very diligent, "As far as your skills are concerned, you don't need to practice your hands. It's not easy to kill someone."
Xu Yao silently looked at the computer screen, and a person with an id called "Kill a Big Tiger with One Punch" was clamoring uncleanly:
[Kill a big tiger with one punch]: What about people? Why don't you speak? Wouldn't it be scaring away
[Kill a big tiger with one punch]: Hahaha, it's not impossible to admit defeat, let's hear three words "Grandpa" in the world first...
[Kill a big tiger with one punch]: If you meet on the road in the future, you have to call "Grandpa" to pass
[Kill a big tiger to death with one punch]: Daguai encounters grandpa and has to let the blame out.
…
The more that person said, the more exaggerated the friends who were called by Dong Mingen to watch the game couldn't sit still, and they all came out to help.
Dong Mingen couldn't help grabbing the keyboard, and "crackled".
[Sit on your butt to death]: What are you calling? Grandpa just shit.
[Kills a big tiger to death with one punch]: Oh, it's better to clean it up, so as not to be beaten out later
Dong Mingen was furious and turned to look at Xu Yao: "A Yao, have you seen this, this is absolutely unbearable."
Xu Yao looked at the man's gleaming equipment and said silently, "I think so."
Dong Mingen: "No!"
[Sit on your butt to kill you]: Stop talking nonsense, win two out of three games, and start quickly.
Three minutes later, Dong Mingen looked at the tragic death of the villain wearing his id on the screen, and looked at Xu Yao in disbelief: "Ayao, you, you... Have you hired a power trainer before?"
Xu Yao lowered her head in shame: "No."
Dong Mingen was heartbroken: "I don't believe it!"
Xu Yao buried her head lower: "... Really not."
He pointed to the finger: "I just found someone to help me play a few times..."
Dong Mingen dead fisheye: "... Isn't that the power leveling?"
Xu Yao retorted with reason: "If you don't give money, it doesn't count."
Dong Mingen: "..."
On the screen, "Kill a big tiger with one punch" and his friends are going crazy, mocking Dong Mingen wildly, and some people keep swiping news in the world.
Dong Mingen covered his face: "Forget it, let me delete the account."
He looked up to the sky and shed tears: "The game, change the id and bury the past, no one knows who."
Xu Yao saw that "killing a big tiger with one punch" became more and more excessive, and then looked at Dong Mingen's pitiful appearance, thought for a while, and patted him on the shoulder: "Wait, I'll find it for you. foreign aid."
Simultaneously type on the keyboard to send a message.
[Sit on your butt to kill you]: Wait a minute, grandpa is going to poop again.
How can you believe "kill a big tiger with one punch", leading many friends in the game to continue to abuse.
Dong Ming'en looked at his head: "Oh, let's delete the account, this can't be messed up..."
Xu Yao held him down: "Don't worry."
His resolute eyes gave Dong Mingen an inexplicable confidence, so the two of them just survived the insults of "killing a big tiger with one punch".
Fortunately, the distance between Lin Qian and Zheng Pingqing's house was not too far away. Not long after, a tall girl rushed in, rolling up her sleeves and saying, "Brother Yao, who is bullying you again!"
Xu Yao pointed at the computer screen and cried, "It's him, Shao Sijia, quickly avenge me!"
Dong Mingen: "..." No, what are you crying about with a girl
Dong Mingen looked at the beautiful female classmate in front of him, and thought that Xu Yao was too outrageous, a dignified man and a man, playing a game and looking for a girl to stand out, like what
Shouldn't he, he actually wanted to soak this beautiful girl
Dong Mingen, who consciously discovered the truth, showed a lewd smile and bumped Xu Yao's arm meaningfully: "A Yao, you are very scheming!"
Xu Yao was inexplicable: "What are you talking about?"
Dong Mingen moved his suggestive eyes to Shao Sijia's direction: "I understand, don't worry, buddy..."
Halfway through his words, his eyes suddenly changed, and he let out an earth-shattering sound: "Fuck."
I saw on the computer screen, "One punch to kill a big tiger" has become a dead tiger, and the beautiful female classmate just sat down for a moment.
Dong Mingen looked at Shao Sijia tremblingly, and saw that she had a wild smile on her face and kept typing on the keyboard.
[Sit on your butt to death]: Speed, call it grandpa.
[Sit on your butt to kill you]: I will see you on the road in the future, three times kneeling and nine kowtows, spare you not to die.
Dong Mingen: "..."
Dong Mingen asked Xu Yao in a low voice, "Ayao, she... Who is she?"
Xu Yao's mood was calm: "Oh, she is A Qian's sister."
Don't forget to add: "My own."
"It turned out to be..." Dong Mingen seemed a little unbelievable, but he didn't seem to be particularly surprised. After thinking about Lin Qian's style, he looked at the girl in front of him, and suddenly approached Xu Yao's ear and lowered his voice, "She has a boyfriend. Yet?"
Xu Yao: "..."
Xu Yao glanced at Dong Mingen in horror.
Who gave him the courage to have such a bold idea
However, at this time, Dong Mingen's face was flushed, and he obviously had a budding heart that had nowhere to go.
Xu Yao's first thought was to remind her good brother Shao Sijia of the danger of this person, but when the words came to her lips, she turned around again.
Maybe Dong Mingen won't do anything to him in the future
Xu Yao, a straight man of steel, saw a ray of light in the world of straight men.
He is selfish.
Xu Yao showed a fascinated smile and patted Dong Mingen on the shoulder: "No, she is single."
Dong Mingen also showed a fascinated smile: "That's great."
Just as they were talking, Shao Sijia had already killed a big tiger with one punch, and was stretching, and at the same time made a puzzled voice: "Hey, 'Sit on your butt to kill you' is not summer vacation. Time to bully you, the person you asked me to help avenge?"
The dark history was caught off guard, and Xu Yao and Dong Mingen were ashamed at the same time.
However, Dong Mingen was much thicker-skinned. He straightened his back and said, "Sister, it's me. I'm already healthy."
"Is it you?" Only then did Shao Sijia notice the person next to her, she stood up and pinched Dong Mingen's cheek with a smile, "I'll let you go if you're good, treat Ayao well in the future, and don't let him down."
Dong Mingen's face was deformed by pinching, but his eyes were shining with happiness, and he nodded vigorously: "Okay, sister, I will be obedient."
Xu Yao: "..."
Wait, why do you have to cue me again, I really don't need a boy's love!