"Pedophile!! Shameless! Dirty!"
The giant thunder resounded through every corner of the Hell Gate, and since Bai Yunhe and Hongdou returned to the Hell Gate a few moments ago, they have not stopped, awakening the people, beasts, birds, insects and every creature with hearing in the Hell Gate.
"How can you?! She is you since she was so young—" Shi Yanguan exaggeratedly compared his knees, "Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch, now she is slim and gentle..."
Uh, maybe there's nothing nice about being a little less gentle, but Baiyun said casually that he wants to marry Hongdou? ! Shi Yanguan couldn't bear the terrifying news, so he paced irritably in front of Bai Yunhe, his face full of black beards looking even more frightening.
There was no spark in the same place for more than ten years, and it was only a short time away from the gate of Hell, this guy abnormally ignited the fire with Hongdou Tianlei, and he was out of control? He didn't believe it, he didn't believe it at all!
"Drink tea." Bai Yun offered warm tea thoughtfully. Yan Guan roared for a long time, and if he didn't moisten his throat, he might "lost his voice" tomorrow.
Shi Yanguan grabbed the cup and took a big mouthful, but the fire in his throat was extinguished, but the anger that filled his belly could not be extinguished.
"She's your 'daughter'! Second child, you marry her, it's chaotic! Do you know chakra! Even if you don't know - you should always understand how 'old' you are, whether you deserve to be young or not The beautiful red bean? I can't indulge your nonsense and confusion! Red bean, come over to the little godfather!" He wanted to send the little red bean far away immediately, so that the white clouds in his clothes would not get a finger!
"Little godfather..." Although she had expected this kind of scene, the little godfather had been scolding for a long time, and her ears hurt when she heard it!
Hongdou turned his eyes to Bai Yunhe in embarrassment, and saw that his handsome face was still full of blue and purple fist marks - it was the trace of violence left by the young godfather's anger, although the little godfather also received several punches, but his face was full of Qiu-beard, of course, is not as startling as the second uncle.
"Yanguan, sit down and have a good talk, okay?" Bai Yunhe tried to explain to Shi Yanguan without changing his gentle smile. He knew that he was wrong, and his men mercifully slapped Yanguan's three hot bear's paws, only a few small punches in return.
"Talk? What's there to talk about? I'm not sure, I'm not sure!" Shi Yanguan's temper was very stubborn.
Bai Yunhe groaned helplessly, propped his cheek with his right hand, and slowly threw a heavy blow at Shi Yanguan. "Yanguan, I was drunk that day."
"What?" Why did he suddenly say this? What is the relationship between marrying a red bean and getting drunk? Shi Yanguan waved his hand indifferently. "I know your drunken ugliness, but it has nothing to do with our conversation—"
Shi Yanguan suddenly paused, the only visible tiger eye on his face was getting bigger and bigger. He turned to Bai Yunhe with difficulty, and the giant thunder tiger roar instantly turned into mosquito whispers, carefully verifying every word.
"You mean—you, drunk, drunk?"
Bai Yun nodded, satisfied with Shi Yanguan's full attention.
Shi Yanguan swept in front of Hongdou like a gust of wind, hurriedly held her small shoulders, turned her body over and over, and carefully inspected Hongdou's whole body.
"He hit you and he hurt you!! Let the little godfather see!" Shi Yanguan shook Hongdou's little head. Fortunately, the head is still stuck to the neck, and the limbs seem to be flexible and functional, and there are no bruises.
"Second Uncle didn't hit me... We, we... just accidentally cooked the rice..." Hongdou's face was downcast, almost touching the soles of his feet. So embarrassing, she has already heard everyone's astonishment!
"Boiled the rice? It's okay, okay." Only the dull-witted Shi Yanguan could still laugh. Rice has to be cooked into a fragrant rice before it can be swallowed.
"Yanguan, it's 'raw rice cooked rice'." Baiyun Heguang saw the relaxed expression on his face and understood that he misunderstood the meaning of Hongdou, so he kindly provided him with genuine annotations.
Shi Yanguan was stunned again.
The sweet and white corn kernels in the bowl full of sweet and white corn kernels in my mind automatically transformed into the lively smiling faces of red beans, and the beautiful and delicious food let Baiyun put them into his mouth one by one, eat them and wipe them clean—
Fantasy stop!
Shi Yanguan irritably tugged at the black beard all over his face, and shouted at the red beans, "You cooked yourself and was eaten by this guy?!"
"It's not that people deliberately want to cook it..." Red Bean grumbled aggrieved.
"You won't struggle? Hit him? Push him? Beat him? Give him a slap? Poke him with a dagger? Use all the tricks Xiaopa taught you!"
"As long as Baiyun is drunk, even you and I can't be restrained, let alone her." Yan Luo, who had been watching from the sidelines, finally spoke up, interrupting Shi Yanguan's furious roar.
When the King of Hell opened his mouth, all the little ghosts kept silent.
Yan Luo and Bai Yunhe exchanged glances, and the corners of Bo Yang's lips made fun of Bai Yunhe's embarrassment.
"It's just that I'm quite suspicious that you didn't hurt her in the slightest?" Yan Luo narrowed his green eyes, and his eyes stained with a slight smile looked like white clouds.
Bai Yun, who had lost his mind, almost turned into another him - ruthless, bloodthirsty, cruel, frantically destroying all things and people that got in his way, and his shots were both ruthless and fast. And this time when he was drunk, he just dragged the red beans away
"Trust me, I'd rather tear down the Gate of Hell once more than 'just' what you have in mind." Bai Yun smiled back at him, understanding his sarcasm.
"Really?" Yan Luo sneered, "I think you who are drunk are the real you." He slumped back in his chair and said lazily, "At least, it's the 'self' you didn't even notice. ."
Bai Yunhe raised his eyebrows, the smile on his face stiffened.
Is he the real him after drinking alcohol? That Bai Yunhe who was out of control and disordered
He hides all his emotions behind his gentle and kind face, and it is not easy for people to see his true side, so - he uses a smile to cover up the cruel shadow that exists in his young heart, his father ended his mother's life with his own hands, but he is drunk After that, he let his jealous and blamed demons in his heart erode away the illusion that he was wrapped up in the outside world, and let all the subconscious resentment and hatred entangled in his half-sister Yama to be revealed, just because he always complained. Now, if it wasn't for the intervention of Yama's father, how could he have lost his mother today
So—he hated that he had to get his hands covered with blood, tore up unfamiliar faces in the shadow of swords, lights, and swords, and after getting drunk, he dismantled the Hell Gate that imprisoned him, turning it into ruins in an instant. dust
So—Fengshangyi's unsightly and uncomfortable furry hand, after being drunk, was forcibly pulled away from his body by him
So—he thought that Hongdou was just a daughter, just a relative he recognized, but after getting drunk, he ruined her innocence and possessed her because... He subconsciously wanted her? Abnormal, but his behavior has already explained everything
"It's already a fact, so what's the harm in letting Baiyun and Hongdou get married. Besides—marrying Baiyun should give you a lot of peace of mind, fourth child?" His decision has been made clear.
"This... okay." Shi Yanguan slumped down on the chair with his head down.
The boss has opened his mouth, why is he against it? Besides, if one day he must deliver the red beans to other stinky men, Baiyun is indeed the best choice. At least he doesn't have to worry about the day when Hongdou will be bullied and dismissed.
If Baiyun dares to treat Hongdou badly, he will join forces with all the evil spirits in the Hell King's Sect to come together as a "beautiful lover"!
With Shi Yanguan's approval, Hongdou's heart that had been suspended for a long time finally settled down, and he looked at Bai Yunhe and smiled.
She is going to be his wife, holding hands with him...
***
A simple wedding brings a little joy to the gloomy and quiet Hell Gate.
Originally, the entire mansion was dominated by black, and all the curtains, lacquer pillars, and railings were all occupied by black, without any soft feeling, but under the careful arrangement of all the charms and monsters, the festive and auspicious vermilion embellished it. , the strong contrasting color system instantly makes the Hell Gate dazzling.
Since the groom and the bride-to-be are their own family members, all the troublesome and trivial marriage customs are automatically simplified. party.
The wedding banquet cannot avoid toasting each other, but the bridegroom's bridegroom does not drink a drop of wine, and the bride, who should be shy and charming, boldly blocks the toast for the groom.
Dressed in pomegranate red silk, with double butterflies embroidered on the skirt, the butterflies fluttered with every move of the bride, and between the blue silks on both sides, each was decorated with Shi Yanguan's special search. The precious peony that came, the flowers are huge and bright red, and the red blush cheeks with the red bean thin grease powder, let her have a woman's coquettish in her childishness.
"This cup... I'll do it first as a toast!" As soon as the words were finished, Hongdou poured Huang Xing's toast, overturning the glass, confirming that she drank cleanly.
"Come on, Red Bean, have another cup!" The slightly drunk Qing Xing hooked Huang Xing's shoulder and handed another cup of overflowing daughter Hong.
Red Bean did not say a word and then fell back, and then smiled silly, showing that she would be flat after drinking a few more drinks. "Hongdou, you're drinking too much." Bai Yunhe took off the cup in her hand, and helped her sit on his shoulders, patting her fiery pink cheeks.
"I'm not, I'm not drunk, then, drink again..." Hongdou smiled and grinned, "Today, today, yes, it's my big... Big day... Me, my wife is very happy! Let's drink again... ' she said drunkenly. The head fluttered with a straight smile.
"Second Master, let Qing Yan also toast you." Qing Yan pushed Bai Yunhe a glass of wine without fear of death. These young ghosts and ghosts have never seen Bai Yunhe's terrifying appearance after being drunk, so they dared to hand over cups of nectar and jade liquid sinisterly.
"I, I help... help him drink..." Hongdou struggled to lift the catkin, the shadows of the green mandrill turned into dozens, making her unable to see clearly.
"You can't drink anymore." Bai Yunhe grabbed her hand waving in midair.
"Second Master, don't be ashamed, don't be annoyed, you don't want to drink the wine we're toasting, it's called the red and red bean sisters to toast you." Qing Hao took the initiative to put the wine glass on the red bean's lips, and half-forced her full of it. A cup, covered her mouth, and pushed her to Bai Yunhe, "Sister Red Bean, just, it's up to you to feed our second master this cup of 'a cup of wine'." After he finished speaking, he giggled, attracting everyone to join in the fun 's shouting.
A bunch of little bastards who don't know how to live or die! Pretending to be crazy with alcohol
Bai Yunhe raised his neck slightly to avoid the red lips of Hongdoudu Gao Suo's kiss, his eyes were projected on the ghosts and ghosts gathered by the onlookers, he smiled without a trace, and pointed his finger at Shi Yanguan on the right.
"Yanguan, I will be the master of the acquired martial arts training." Bai Yun said together.
"Oh?" Shi Yanguan raised his thick eyebrows. This kind of hard work, Baiyun has always pushed it as he can, and he is afraid to avoid it. Today, he is taking the wrong medicine, and he takes the initiative to ask the ghosts and ghosts to teach them a lesson
"Public revenge." Bai Yunhe answered Shi Yanguan's unspoken doubts with a light smile. He would remove the bones of the monsters one by one to make soup.
In an instant, the spooky sprites who were originally close to Baiyun Hehe's "咻" sounded like birds and beasts scattered, and rolled as far as they could now, for fear that he would become the first victim of Bai Yunhe's subordinates.
The small muffled sound matched with the action of pulling Baiyun's sleeves together, causing him to lower his head.
Hongdou's misty eyes narrowed slightly, and Xian pointed at her lips that were still full of wine, reminding him that this cup of wine was still in her mouth, which made her mouth sour.
"Let's go back to the room for a drink." Bai Yunhe hugged her easily, his movements tender and watery.
Taking the first step out of the hall door, he slowly turned his head to the side, and his frightened expression and his silky voice floated to the hall—
"If you are sure you can block my move, feel free to come to the bridal chamber." The always gentle face revealed a completely different violence, and when the sound stopped, the person disappeared behind the door.
"So it turns out that this trick can be used to stop the mischief of ghosts and ghosts? It's a brilliant trick." Shi Yanguan admired Bai Yunhe's treacherousness. Hurry up and keep this unique skill in mind, maybe it will come in handy in the future.
"How could the second master threaten us..." Huang Xun complained, attracting the grievances of his companions.
"How can anyone not make a bridal room on the night of the bridal chamber?" Qing Man also muttered. What they were waiting for was the highlight of the night! It's a pity that they had to plan a series of activities to fix the bride and groom.
"What about Wu Xun the day after tomorrow?" Lan Kui grimaced, worried that he wouldn't be able to get out of bed by being beaten by Bai Yunhe's official revenge. Who doesn't know that the civil judge doesn't make a move, and a shot is more ruthless than the military judge!
All of a sudden, the sound of sighs came and went, and the hall, which was full of joy, actually felt a heavy pressure like a mourning concubine.
And all the Gong Yin, who had left with the newlyweds in the spring, were tightly locked in the secluded wing room with the fragrance and the big red happy characters...
***
Through the window lattice, the warm sun slowly poured into the new house where the red candles of the dragon and the phoenix have been extinguished, and the golden light and the heat shone on the tulle of the tent, reflecting on the sleeping little face.
The dazzling sunlight made her move her body unsteadily. This movement affected the quilt that wrapped her, and she rolled down the edge of the bed.
Before she could scream, an arm wrapped around her waist strongly and hooked back to the thick chest behind her.
She blinked, finally understanding where she was, and remembering the lively wedding feast yesterday. She has become his wife, worthy of the name.
"Awake?" A smiling voice blew through her hair.
"Well, my head hurts." Hongdou sighed, the after-effects of drinking alcohol last night made her head confused.
"Are you going to sleep a little longer?" he coaxed, twirling her sunshade thoughtfully.
"What time is it?" she asked with sleepy eyes softly.
"Noon."
"No wonder I feel so hungry." Hongdou turned over the Xihong quilt, revealing her disheveled body, her blush burst onto her cheeks, and she hurriedly covered Bai Yunhe's eyes.
"No, you can't watch... I, I haven't changed my clothes..." She stammered, forgetting that they had faced each other before.
"We are already husband and wife." Bai Yunhe reminded her amusingly, greedy for her childish reaction. "I-I'm not used to it, so, so... you close your eyes first, and then you can open them when I say yes."
"Okay." He obeyed her request and closed his soft eyes.
Red Bean waved in front of him, making sure that he had no chance of peeking. He took the clothes and put them in layers and took care of himself. Noticing that he was still keeping his eyes closed, she approached him and looked at that handsome and leisurely face.
He is really handsome, his well-proportioned sword eyebrows are full of literary but not weak bookish air, a pair of splendid phoenix eyes that are better than women's, and the thin and slightly raised lips make people want to taste...
She unconsciously leaned over to hold the two deliciously sweet lips, floating in the imagination space.
"red beans?"
The deep male voice is like sandalwood burning in the room, the smell is fragrant but not strong...
The warm and thick palm patted her face, and she rubbed the warm palm.
"If we kiss again, we won't get out of bed and change clothes." His voice was so close, as if it was in her mouth, with a slight smile.
"Hmm..." Hongdou blinked her eyes suspiciously. Huh? Why did she nibble on his lips? She let go, in exchange for him clinging to her red lips and pecking, forehead to forehead, slowly exhaling a heavy breath.
"It's time for us to have lunch, and we'll teach people a joke." He took her by the wrist and led her to sit in front of the mirror, combing her bun.
Hongdou saw that Bai Yunhe was unskillfully combing her disobedient hair, so she finally curled up, and then collapsed again after letting go.
She was accustomed to braids or double buns, and finally, in Bai Yunhe's tenth attempt, she completely tied her hair into a bun and carefully inserted six silver hairpins on the bun.
"Second uncle, this hairstyle is so weird."
"This is the 'Long Rui bun'." Although it looks a little weird and deformed, but it is the first time that he can comb such a difficult woman's bun, and he admires himself.
"I'm not used to it, and it's so heavy." Hongdou pouted at himself in the mirror, with a childish face matched with an out-of-age bun, saying how weird it is. "It's just that you worked so hard to comb it, I like it."
"This is when I was visiting friends in Bianjing, and I asked my friend's wife for advice." He is trying to learn how to become her husband. After all, he is not used to being reduced from an elder to a good person.
Bai Yunhe pulled over the carved wooden chair and sat face to face with her.
"Come." He took out the black luodai, dipped a pen in water, lightly stained the ink on luodai, and lifted her chin with one hand.
"What?" She wondered. Shouldn't she be painted with a big face
Bai Yunhe made her reaction laugh, he touched her willow eyebrows with a cold pen tip, and muttered at the same time: "Phoenix bun with gold mud belt, dragon pattern jade palm comb. Come to the window and support each other with a smile, love Taoism thrush your eyebrows. There is no time for people in the dark and light. I have been holding a pen for a long time, and I have just tried my hand at drawing flowers. I stopped embroidering for a while, and asked with a smile how the two characters of Mandarin duck gave birth to a book?"
When I wrote lightly, I touched her warm, one stroked her shy and timid, and one stroked her with a smile. I found that my finger holding the pen was trembling slightly. Thrushing eyebrows is far more nervous than writing.
"You don't really mention poetry on my face, do you?" Hongdou closed her eyes tightly, only to feel the ink pen constantly stroking her eyebrows, just now Bai Yunhe recited another word that she didn't understand, and she quietly opened her eyes Sewing, I saw that he was attentive and careful.
Red Bean is obsessed with it. What is poetry? Even if he wants to mention "Song of Everlasting Regret" on her face, she doesn't care!
"Okay." He put down the pen, satisfied with his masterpiece, but the slightly trembling handwriting slightly damaged the smooth eyebrows. It doesn't matter, just practice a few more times and you'll be perfect.
After taking care of the red beans, he changed out of last night's wedding dress and neatly adjusted his clothes.
"Let's go to dinner." He extended his palm to her.
Bai Yurouxian handed it up and shook hands.
"Next time, I'll help you tie the crown." Hongdou was very moved by his thoughtfulness. Even if she didn't understand the gentleness and gracefulness of serving her husband, she was not good at being a girl, but she could learn it!
What he has done for her, she can also do more to make him happy to marry her as a lady.
"Okay."
Li Ying stepped out of the new house and walked towards the dining room talking and laughing.
"Second Master, Hong-er, Second, Second Madam." Huang Xing, who was sweeping the floor, saw Bai Yunhe and bowed his body respectfully, but when he saw Hongdou, his playmate who had no image since childhood, he couldn't call him honorable.
Hongdou wrinkled her nose, "Huang Xing, why do you call me that? It's strange, it's still called Hongdou's habit." She didn't listen to her at all, as if calling her ten years older.
"But you're already married to the second master..." The rules on the distinction of honor and inferiority are very strict in the Yanwangmen.
"Let's call it Hongdou. Except that she has married me, everything else is the same as before. She is still the worst little red bean in Hell's Sect." Bai Yunhe smiled softly.
He didn't want any change due to the marriage of the two, otherwise Yanguan would probably get angry again - he is Yanguan's second brother, Hongdou jumped from the role of daughter to second sister-in-law; Yanguan is Hongdou's little godfather, However, he had to be downgraded from second brother to son-in-law, and it was impossible to calculate his seniority.
"Then, we can still beat her up regardless of status as before!" He was referring to the martial arts test.
"No!" Hongdou spoke first, wrapping his hands around Baiyun and his arms, "I have a husband who is favored by him now, and he is supporting him when the sky falls. If you want to move me, you must pass him first."
Hehe... She now has a strong and powerful backing. She made mistakes in the past, and the second uncle, the third godfather, and the young godfather taught her a three-pronged approach; now, raising a "wife" doesn't teach her husband's faults, and you also need to beat the "wife". Look at the master!
"The second master is the most just person, so he won't mess around with you." Huang Xun retorted, suddenly stopped, and looked at the red beans carefully. "Hey, you look very different today, what kind of bun is that? It's so ugly, it looks like a pile of weeds on the head, and eyebrows - hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."
Huang Xun laughed loudly, and put his index fingers between his eyebrows, and moved imitatively, but did not notice that Bai Yun laughed stiffly.
He still didn't know that the time of death was coming, and continued to criticize Bai Yunhe's brainchild as worthless.
"You must have combed your hair and painted your eyebrows by yourself, right? You are also a wife, so you won't lose the second master's face if you dress up beautifully!"
"I did it." Bai Yunhe said suddenly.
"And that—er? Second Master, what did you just say?" Huang Xun's laughter stopped abruptly, and he almost lost his temper.
"I combed the head; I also drew the eyebrows." Bai Yunhe smiled and repeated it quite cooperatively.
Huang Xing's face turned pale, and he felt that a cloud of sadness and mist covered his top, instantly blocking his bright future.
"Second Master, I'm just joking..." He quickly wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and clarified.
"I know." There was no sign of anger on Bai Yunhe's face, but a gloomy smile appeared on his face.
With a loud voice, Qing Man walked into the garden with two buckets of water, and greeted him happily when he saw Bai Yunhe.
"Newly married Yan'er, second master! Red bean, you are too early. Hey, what kind of head are you? It's ugly, no, no, it's extremely ugly, who combed it?" shoulders, completely ignoring Huang Xing who was constantly winking beside him.
Oh my god! Huang Xing, who thought he was out of the sea of misery, kept wailing, and only asked Qing Xing not to irritate Bai Yunhe, who seemed to be very unhappy.
"The funniest thing is those two eyebrows. It's more beautiful to just catch two black caterpillars crawling there, hahaha..." Qing Yan continued to sneer. Although he was not malicious, he was only playing with Hongdou, but Make the most fatal mistake - not knowing how to look at other people's faces.
Bai Yunhe's smile on his lips finally shattered and froze into a sharp blade.
"Second Master, Qing Man is also joking, joking!" Huang Wei quickly slapped Qing Man's sloppy mouth. "Don't be annoyed, don't be annoyed..."
"Didn't you say that I am the most just person and won't mess around with Hongdou?" Bai Yunhe asked, staring at the trembling Huang Xing and the confused Qing Xing.
"Yes, yes..." Huang Xun made Bai Yunhe's soft voice startled.
"I won't mess around with Hongdou?" Bai Yunhe asked repeatedly, asking them and asking themselves.
Huang Xun nodded like pounding garlic, and pressed Qing Xing's head to move together.
Bai Yunhe chuckled lightly, and before the two had time to react, he hooked his right fist and burned the cheekbones of the two of them directly.
With a bang, the two flew out in a straight line and planted in the left and right flowerbeds, becoming a veritable "flower person".
Bai Yunhe flicked his sleeves, and said loudly: "Wrong, I will."